The most abused and overused comments and phrases seen on Youtube?

On Youtube and just about every other website, the “First!!!!!!!” comment. Seriously, who gives a crap if you were the first to comment?

I concur with @Fly. Along with “Thumbs up at what the fool did at 2:23” like, who friggin cares what happend at that exact second. I liked the video overall fool.

And, when they quote something from the video. Like, we heard it the first time…everyone did, chill out.

Anything about Chuck Norris

Give me a great answer if you agree that _______

_____ arrow to the knee.

YouTube comments are just the absolute lowest common denominator, bottom of the barrel, lower than a mineshaft in Death Valley in terms of quality, but some stuff that I hate (aside form those stupid “First!” comments): are “Like if you’re watching this in 2012!”, comments that are just quotes from the video (in some cases I’ve seen an entire short video get quoted in the comments), anything that has the word “repost” in it…I could go on.

sixth!!!!!

For example: 50 likes and I’ll sing this to my crush!<3

Or I’ve also seen this one: I’m raping the replay button
Something like that….

Awesome & genius, although it’s not the only guilty party. Those two words are thrown about like confetti at a wedding.

“Skip this ad in 5 seconds”. I’m sick of seeing it.

“Tits or GTFO” and “I’d hit/tap that” are my most despised ones. Or when someone makes an obvious joke about the video and forgets to go back a couple pages to see every second person has already made that comment.

Stupid poems that make no sense:

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Elephants have ears
Penis

“First!”
There is a special place in hell for those people.

Most of the overused/abused comments and phrases on YouTube are things that aren’t even actually words or sentences. It’s the online equivalent of cavemen learning to draw on walls with their fecal matter.

“X number of people have no taste in music” (and all possible variants of this)