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[NSFW] Male equipment... For those who enjoy it, what's the ideal size and shape?

Asked by ETpro (34232 points ) June 15th, 2012

TGIF Question. For those among us who enjoy interacting amorously with a cock, what size suits you best? They come (and cum) in a bewildering array of sizes, shapes, and behaviors. Some are fat and squat. Some are incredibly tall and slender. Some are huge in both diameter and length—which may look impressive but can be a real pain in the butt.

There are showers and growers. Then there are guys who don’t show and can’t grow. Nobody claims to be in that last category, but judging from all the advertising for Erectile Dysfunction (ED) pills, you know there must be a substantial number of men who don’t show or grow.

If you enjoy sex with the male of the species, and your man suddenly became able to shape shift his cock to suit your, ah… taste; how would you tell him to configure his equipment? Would you ask him to use different settings for different activities? If so, what setting is perfect for each type of sexual encounter you enjoy?

Straight guys—feel free to chime in as to how you feel about your own size and show/grow condition. If you suddenly inherited a shape shifting schlong, what settings would you establish for each activity, including just walking down the street?

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15 Answers

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Well, this is only ideally because I won’t be upset about anything that’s down there…I’d like 7 inches in length (hard) and rather thick and without curving to one side (can you imagine? the only thing I like straight).

fundevogel's avatar

I like it when they curve back a bit rather than being perfectly straight. I just find it more visually appealing.

tedd's avatar

I feel pretty confident about mine. It’s fairly big compared to most guys I know, but definitely not the biggest thing out there. No particular oddities or bends to it (other than the natural curve). I’ve yet to get a complaint about it, other than it being big enough to hurt a few girls :D…. lol

Facade's avatar

Pretty large; pretty thick; and if it curved up a bit I’d be happy. Yay sex!

janbb's avatar

Need to do some more research in the field.

deni's avatar

7 inches, pretty thick. I don’t like penises much longer than that, they seem to do more harm than good, for me. Mmm.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Seriously, do men worry about this really? I never look at another guy’s junk. And perhaps the women I have dated have been overly kind. Where does this come from?

ETpro's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Thanks for sharing the straight dope on this crooked question.

@fundevogel As every great chef knows, presentation is the foundation for a luscious meal.

@tedd Would you post proof? :-)

@Facade Yay sex indeed! Thanks.

@janbb Anything for science, right?

@deni Yes, when it bottoms out against sensitive membranes, that can be unpleasant!

@WillWorkForChocolate Thanks. I can see the attractiveness of that size and style.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Trust me. Men worry about it.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@ETpro oh my. Once they are naked I relax. I am only concerned so far if as the percentage of time I am invited back.

ETpro's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought A very practical approach.

wildpotato's avatar

7–8 inches and fairly thick is better in my limited range of experience, but I also think that the smaller guys I’ve been with were simply less practiced and confident. This definitely isn’t always the case, so my answer should be taken with a grain of salt. Also, not too much hair is a plus, and not curved to one side or the other is another, but I think these are minor concerns.

ETpro's avatar

@wildpotato If I take 7 or 8 inches with a grain of salt, I don’t think I am even going to notice the salt.

And I can see how the fish-hook style could be a bit intimidating. I can see her saying, “Yeah, yeah! I know it isn’t going to happen. But still, what if we do get stuck?”

xnightflowerx's avatar

Personally. I like around 6–6.5in, and I’m not sure exactly how much girth, but not really skinny and not really chunky, so probably average for that. I’m a small gal and I’m pretty tight (says every guy I’ve ever been with), and I’ve never been enamored with big dicks. They hurt. lol. I mean the sex is fine, but afterwards usually more sore then with something that fits me better.

Really though, I just want whoever I’m with to be confident and comfortable with whatever they’re working with. My ex didn’t have a huge dick. It wasn’t tiny either. But I could count on one hand the amount of times we had sex without him apologizing about something, either his size or performance or something. It drove me crazy and no matter how many compliments and reassurances I made, he wouldn’t stop. I was satisfied with his size, ‘cause it suited me pretty well. But it sucked having sex with him when it would start with “This is going to suck…” Or “I’m sorry its not that big.” Ahhhhhh! lol.

I wanna contrast that with the person I’ve been seeing lately. Who is maybe half an inch or so bigger then my ex. But he’s confidence with himself, and has never once been like oh sorry I don’t have a monster cock to destroy your tiny vagina with. lol. I was a little worried at first when I saw it was kinda similar to my ex’s, ‘cause I was worried I was gonna hear the “I’m sorry for my dick size that I have no control over” bullshit. But none of that thank god. He’s a extremely perfect fit for me.

ETpro's avatar

@xnightflowerx Great Answer! Thanks.

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