[NSFW] Male equipment... For those who enjoy it, what's the ideal size and shape?

TGIF Question. For those among us who enjoy interacting amorously with a cock, what size suits you best? They come (and cum) in a bewildering array of sizes, shapes, and behaviors. Some are fat and squat. Some are incredibly tall and slender. Some are huge in both diameter and length—which may look impressive but can be a real pain in the butt.

There are showers and growers. Then there are guys who don’t show and can’t grow. Nobody claims to be in that last category, but judging from all the advertising for Erectile Dysfunction (ED) pills, you know there must be a substantial number of men who don’t show or grow.

If you enjoy sex with the male of the species, and your man suddenly became able to shape shift his cock to suit your, ah… taste; how would you tell him to configure his equipment? Would you ask him to use different settings for different activities? If so, what setting is perfect for each type of sexual encounter you enjoy?

Straight guys—feel free to chime in as to how you feel about your own size and show/grow condition. If you suddenly inherited a shape shifting schlong, what settings would you establish for each activity, including just walking down the street?