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Can you come up with a phrase that is not necessarily funny but maybe just sounds funny?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18507 points ) June 23rd, 2012

There is a post on another board. “My cat is fluffy.” For some strange reason, I find that ticklish and got the giggles. So, thanks if you’ve got one. : )

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Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I am watching a show about pawning items of value.

Someone is trying to sell a vintage comic book named “Giant Sized Man Thing”.

ucme's avatar

What do you want me to do, shit mars bars?
Sounds funny & really rather painful.

Symbeline's avatar

I saw this on Fluther before, and it was hilarious; I hate it when wolves kill and eat my family.

We should definitely have some archive section where users can submit their findings.

Judi's avatar

I don’t have any suggestions but I could use a good laugh so I’m following. Maybe I’ll get inspired.
I did get a text from my doctor that said I need to come in for my preposterous. Gotta love auto correct.

rebbel's avatar

Allow me to repeat an answer that I gave a year ago, to a similarish question:
Some twenty five years ago someone rang our doorbell we lived in an upstairs house so the front door opened to a flight of stairs, opening the door was done by pulling a rope connected to it.
I opened the door and looked down to see who’s there.
A stranger, an old guy.
I said: Hello?!
He showed me his cupped hands and replied: Is this your frog?”

Coloma's avatar

What I tell my geese every day…..

” Corn before bed unless you are dead.” Grain on hot days cause waterfowl to explode, horses too but they don’t know that. lol

Kardamom's avatar

A friend of mine often says, when he’s had a really rough day, “I feel like I’ve been dipped in shit and rolled in granola!”

Ponderer983's avatar

The oldie but goodie, “Better to be pissed off than pissed on!”

laurenkem's avatar

@Symbeline , That’s very similar to something my best friend and I say at least once a week: “I hate it when I get killed more than once a day.”

filmfann's avatar

I have a great memory. I don’t remember the last time I forgot something.

RocketGuy's avatar

A hispanic guy was watching me look for salsa in the store. He pointed to one that was marked “extra hot”, then said “Today, hot up here. Tomorrow, hot down there!”

Judi's avatar

In a theater dressing room: “Can I call you back after I die?”

wundayatta's avatar

Where, or where is the schmaltz? That putz done schtupped a tuchus.

Dutchess_III's avatar

“Do you have a hard time calming down after committing murder?” :)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Once I was on the phone to my sister. My kids were little at the time and my sister just cracked up when I hollered “Don’t stand on the dog!!!”

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