The Jelly below me_Part 41?

TJBM can see this line of questions going on forever

False. Seeing that this is episode 41 of TJBM, and knowing that 42 is the answer to everything, I foresee that the next episode will be the last.

TJBM agrees.

False
TJBM believes this should be in Social

True. Whyyy isn’t in Social???
TJBM thinks this question will be moved to Social

True.

TJBM prefers pink highlighters over yellow.

I don’t have a preference for one over the other, but they’re both better than black. ;-)

TJBM is not a parent.

NOPE.

TJBM questions why this isn’t in social…

not really
TJBM loves to break wind.

In private, yes. In public, in an enclosed room, when there’s a pause in the chatter, and the room goes silent afterwards. . .not so much. I waited about 4 seconds into the silence before I said, “sorry” Brought down the house and I always like that.
TJBM never ate snails.

True. I’ve also never had escargot. ~

TJBM is dog-tired right now.

Close: I’m cat-atonic. ;-p

TJBM was a test-tube baby.

False, but I was a planned baby
TJBM was a surprise

It was a surprise to me. ;-o

TJBM was born out of wedlock.

Uhm…

TJBM just heard some bad news.

Nope

Tjbm is comfortably numb

More or less.

TJBM is thankful the “why is this not in social?” comments have stopped.

True and false

TJBM wishes the sun would come out again

It will in the morning.

Tjbm uses a pasta maker

TRUE, nothing like fresh

TJBM prefers home cooking

TRUE if it’s good home cooking, FALSE if it is not

TJBM enjoys solitude

Indeed I do.

TJBM was, or is, a cheerleader.

Never. I tried out, but I wasn’t “peppy” enough.
TJBM speaks more than one language.

Aye indeed, French and English.

TJBM has been in an actual jungle.

False. Only the jungle that is the fucked up life.

TJBM is in love.

Pfft, no.

TJBM likes rain.

False. Only the smell of ozone after the rain, not the rain itself.

TJBM is a dreamer.

True. Vey true, maybe even too much.

TJBM is a poet.

I’ am a poet and I know it !
TJBM will read my post get so far and think what’s the TJAM going on about?

True, took the thoughts right out of my mind!
TJBM notices something fishy going on in their work environment!

nope
TJBM skinny dips with the fishes.

I have and skinny dip almost every night in the pool.

Tjbm lovea walking in the summer rain

True. Or, I make my own rain under the hose. :-)

TJBM is wiped out from their physical weekend

I’m currently wiped out from my physical life!

TJBM has a sore throat currently.

nope
TJBM lets it all hang out.

False. It’s not hanging it’s dragging, long and loose, full of juice, big enough to fuck a moose.

TJBM is a big fan of coffee.

OMG yes! On my 2nd cup this morning right now. Yesterday I only had one cup of regular and was out, so had to drink decaff. Blech…a tragic morning it was. lol

TJBM wants an ice cold slurpee

Hell yeah! Also, decaff is a sin. It should be illegal.

TJBM is a morning person.

In the winter yes, in the summer I’m a night person.

TJBM likes Banana taffy

False
TJBM is an afternoon person

False. 3PM every day, I’m ready for a nap. I’m raring to go from about 7AM to 2PM.

TJBM owns a snake.

False
TJBM has a habit of wearing a watch

not lately
TJBM drinks Ebola Cola.

No. But, I’d be willing to try it if you mailed it to me. :)

TJBM likes House Music. bleh

Not the slightest.

TJBM wears a sombrero ones in a while.

No, but I do have a red cowboy hat hanging from my dresser waiting for an excuse to be worn.

TJBM wanted to be a pirate as a kid.

Nope.

Tjbm likes playing slot machines.

I’ve done okay on slots but I prefer electronic poker.

TJBM eschews carbonated beverages.

True. I drink mostly water, one coffee a day, and the occasional iced tea.

TJBM drinks a lot of soda.

I don’t think I’ve had a soda in about 15 years.

TJBM would go swimming in carbonated water.

nope
TJBM won’t do tobacco, alcohol, coffee, and cola.

Nadda. I do all of it.

TJBM owns an authentic sacrificial knife.

No, but I have an authentic sacrificial wife. She’s Italian. It’s all guilt-driven.

TJBM enjoys a nice latke.

If by latke you mean a potato latke, I haven’t eaten one in years but I do like them, yes

TJBM is no fool

False. I am but a fool.

TJBM is but a student.

lol i said butt X2

Well, I am a scholar of butts and a butter student.

TJBM has eaten all of their meals on a tectonic plate.

TRUE quite possibly, living in New Zealand there are a lot of tectonic plates beneath us.

TJBM has a secret remedy for sore throats

False. I wish I had one, but I learned to accept that the immune system needs several days to deal with it.

TJBM has watched at least one entire soccer game in a stadium or on tv.

true
TJBM has ever watched a rugby game.

Yes, I have seen a rugby game in person.

TJBM wishes we had a Jelly Beside Me.

YES.

TJBM knows what my picture means.

I had to google it to find the answer. It depresses me that people can take a message of love and twist it to reflect their hateful political agenda (e.g. a boycott)...

Reminds me of this nonsense with Girl Scout cookies this past winter.

TJBM attended some Pride events this past weekend.

I didn’t, but I talked to someone I know who was on the way back from it and read about it afterwards. Great show; worthwhile fight.

TJBM Has never been to a Disneyland or a Disney World.

False. Disneyland many times, my ex’s grandfather had lifelong passes from being an employee from waaay back when.

TJBM is not a big fan of amusement parks

False. I only dislike them when it’s really hot outside.

The jelly below me is naked.

Actually, I am!

TJBM has just finished work.

Do you consider being a mom to other neighborhood kids as “work”? If so, true.

The jelly below me is hungry!

True dat.
TJBM did something that was a lot of fun, over the weekend. :)

Troo dat, bro.

TJBM would hug a zombie if it was wearing a hockey mask.

You know what, I just might.

TJBM likes eating food.

true
TJBM drinks old sodas.

FALSE, I don’t even know what old sodas are

TJBM enjoys walking along a wild beach with a dog

True.
TJBM is having problems with someone. D:

Sure, there’s always some troubling person around.

TJBM plays the blues.

False, I prefer the greens.

The jelly below me is abnormal and dislikes cats.

False! I love cats, and infact, I am worried this morning because I can’t find my guy, he snuck out last night and I haven’t seen him yet this morning. Waaah….I’m afraid the Coyotes might have got him. I am not going to totally panic for another few hours but…. :-(

TJBM will send ” Myles come home” vibes for me

Awwww, I am, right now! “Go home sweet Myles, go home!”

The jelly below me has eaten pancakes in the last 48 hours. With a side of orgasm.

False, I want pancakes now! It worked, Myles is home! Thanks Chocolate!

TJBM now beleives that @WillWorkForChocolate has magic cat finding powers

nope
TJBM has hired attack swans.

Not hired, live in Chinese Swan Geese. Yep, the best watchdogs ever and able to take down wandering Jehovahs Witnesses single beakedly.

TJBM is bored with their real life friends

Nope – not bored, just missing them. Rarely get to see my real life friends..but at least I get to spend my days with my kids & hubby usually.

TJBM is experiencing 100+ degree heat today.

Alaska.
TJBM is listening to the rain.

False, I wish!

The jelly below me wants some of this awesome sweet iced tea!

Actually I don’t like iced tea, or apple pie, or baseball. Y, I know, I am not very american. lolol

TJBM is an anarchist at heart

Hmm..no I’m probably more of a socialist at heart.

TJBM fights authority but authority always wins.

Hahaha….I do question “authority” yes, but, I’m the extremely watered down version of our ex ’ smashthestate. Oh oh, I named names, well…I’ll take my lumps if meted out for that. lol

TJBM will take their lumps for whatever lumpish stuff they do

@Coloma WTF? You don’t like iced tea? <heart attack> <clutch chest> <stumble> <fall over>

False, I don’t like lumpy things. :D

The jelly below me has some sort of electronic tablet.

nope
TJBM wants a galaxy tab.

Nope. Been an Apple guy since 1988.

TJBM is enjoying the new show Dogs in the City.

True
TJBM has a dog that the neighbors love to hate

False, my neighbor’s kids come to my house and ask if the dog can come out and play.

TJBM has an unusual pet

Does my brother count?
TJBM thinks that counts.

Yes, but only after his next vet visit

Tjbm sings themselves to sleep

No..I thought that only something Bon Iver does.

TJBM bathes (shower or bath) 2 or more times a day, everyday.

Usually yes.
Morning shower, shower before the hot tub at night, sooo, that makes 3 sources of clean on most days. lol

TJBM likes Mounds candy bars

yep
TJBM is stupid enough to vote GOP.

False. I am apolitical, I haven’t voted on the national level ever!

TJBM is sitting near a window with a view right now

window, yes, view, no
TJBM shops at this great store.

Haha, I have only been in a K-Mart once in the last, at least, 5 years. Looking for throw pillows all over town.

TJBM is a high energy person

Yes. I’m always going. But, I am not what you’d call “perky”.

TJBM is hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock.

Haha….no. Today is not a hopping and bopping day, it is a recover from too much hopping and bopping the last 2 weeks. lol

TJBM likes my new avatar. A winner in a waterfowl photo contest I entered recently.

I do! ..but it’s reminding me of an Aflac commercial somehow.

TJBM drinks over 40oz of iced tea per day.

nope
TJBM wants to drive a Reliant Robin.

Sure.
TJBM is now old enough to learn how to drive

Haha…I’m old enough that I am starting to not be able to see as well when I drive. Oooh what’s THAT in the road, OMG, it’s a dead dog, no wait, it’s a paper bag! lol

TJBM sees things that are not really there

only when i wear my rose coloured glasses

TJBM went to the beach today

False- there is no beach here. Only a concrete hell.

The jelly below me could really use one of @Coloma ‘s Happy Brownies today.
I know I could, so please share!

I’m good.
TJBM has fireworks that they will be setting off.

True sort of, I have some, but due to heat and no rain, it is a fire hazard, so I will set them off later in the year.

TJBM takes pills every day

False. Only vitamins and occasionally a couple of advil for whatever.

TJBM likes Banana Creme Pie

oh yes.
TJBM likes Key Lime Pie. yum!

oh yes.
TJBM likes Good Fish Fry. yum!

Oh hell yes!

The jelly below me hasn’t eaten dinner yet.

True, but it is cooked and I am waiting for it to cool a little.
TJBM is considering fasting tomorrow

False, never even crossed my mind.

TJBM is enjoying the last light of the day.

HA. Summer time in Alaska. It’s always light.
TJBM is cowboy/cowgirl.

Haha, false. Though I do have a sheriff-lookin jacket somewhere in my wardrobe. It’d go really well with your hat :D
TJBM loves wearing soldier boots.

If I had them, I would wear them A LOT.

TJBM likes roller coasters.

Not really and I am on one right now. An emotional roller coaster after my cat was bitten by a rattlesnake last night. He is hanging in there.

TJBM has had a pet that was bitten by a snake

No, there are no snakes in New Zealand

TJBM has a really comfortable bed

I do. :D
TJBM is going to see Spiderman tomorrow!

nope
TJBM is going to Pamplona.

Nope.
@Coloma Really hope everything turns out okay soon dearest <3
TJBM doesn’t like telephone bells

True. I turn my phones off a lot. @MilkyWay Thanks, he is doing well this morning, almost out of the woods for complications. Another 24 hours and it will be looking very good for a full recovery.

TJBM has had a crazy weekend like me

Mmm… I completed my cowboy outfit, and Sabrina dislocated her knee… Not that crazy.
TJBM is crazy.

Ummm… I don’t even need to answer that one. :D

The jelly below me is sleepy.

I’m not. :)
TJBM wants cookies.

I just made some yummy molasses cookies, so I am set.

Tjbm want milk with their cookies now.

No cookies for me..watermelon.
Molasses cookies, OMG..sounds delicious!

TJBM has no really bad goodies in the house

true, there is no such thing as a bad cookie

TJBM is up later than normal

Not yet, only 9:55 on the west coast, still enjoying the nice evening with the house all opened up.

TJBM loves summer nights

True.

TJBM is sick.

define ‘sick’
TJBM will miss this voice.

Yup, I will miss him.

TJBM remembers the black and white TV days.

Absolutely, being home sick as a kid in the 60’s gave you an all day line up of great old b&w shows all day long.

TJBM is sad Andy Griffith has died, an icon of the 60’s.

I’m ashamed to say I don’t know who that is.
TJBM will fill me in.

True: Andy Griffith.

TJBM is eating fruit.

Not yet, but about to have a Nectarine. Mmmm

TJBM is looking forward to a couple of ice cold beers later today

About to have one right now!

The jelly below me dislikes beer.

False, I used to be adverse to it but I’ve come around.
TJBM likes the occasional drink.

:)
TJBM smiles a lot. :D

True, sometimes too much
TJBM doesn’t like to smile

False. I’m a big time smiler, us extroverts, we have to be REALLY down to not be smiling and talking with everyone!

TJBM is having a relaxing day at home

yep.
TJBM is listening to a bunch of podcasts today.

Watching “Diners, Drive-ins and Dives”.

TJBM has gone to more than one of the four hundred places that Guy Fieri has had on the show.

Of course.

Tjbm has made some of the things that Guy Fieri has shown.

Who’s Guy Fieri? I don;t watch TV so I am out of the loop.

TJBM can see fireworks from their house tonight

Nope, but does going to the Pop’s Concert and Fireworks in Boston count?

TJBM is a firework!!!

False.

TJBM needs to use the restroom. BRB!

nope
TJBM confuses LSD and LDS.

Haha…no, done both, a Mormon on acid once upon a time. I think the church of LSD is more enlightening quite frankly. lolol

TJBM likes my little kid egghead picture in my avatar

True
TJBM has developed a crush on someone…

I have a big fat crush on my boyfriend. :)
TJBM has a big fat crush on someone.

False. I’m all crushed out these days. lol

TJBM is not awake yet

True, trying to ungroggify myself with my thyroid meds and half a pot of coffee, lol!

The jelly below me is still confused about why I don’t type “tjbm.” :D

nope
TJBM is giving their rats some soda.

No giving the dogs some water. It’s hot, they have been playing outside.

TJBM has been to a Disney Park.

Yep, more than one, and a few times for work.

TJBM is taking a long weekend.

I’ve taken a long WEEK, monitoring my rattlesnake bit cat. Looks like we’re outta the woods on day 6 today! Yay!

TJBM has been bitten by a rattlesnake

nope
TJBM will be dancing on Best Buy’s grave.

False
TJBM is glad its the weekend

It is not the weekend yet…....

tjbm has been struck by train

False. Only have been lovestruck.
TJBM has a date this weekend!

I don’t date, I am happily single by choice. Divorced and love my freedom. :-)

TJBM is happily single

just single.]
TJBM distrusts dating sites.

Haha. True dat.
TJBM wrote a song, today.

False, but, I just spent some time drawing for the first time in a long while. I drew a really good Giraffe! lol

TJBM likes to draw animals

I can’t draw, at all. :(
TJBM wishes they were a better artist.

I do. My daughter is an amazing painter, she got my artistic seed but it has grown much bigger than mine. lol

TJBM likes ducks and geese

False… they follow me around the park too much and too often for me to like them anymore. Annoying things.
TJBM likes swans

Surely you jest! I like ALL birds with flappy feet. I have always wanted a pair of Australian Black Swans but Marwyn doesn’t like sharing his pools. lol

TJBM is slightly hungover this morning

False, I don’t drink, so I have never been hungover.

TJBM has a secret fantasy they have never shared with anyone.

True.

The jelly below me seems to attract stray animals. A lot of strays come through my yard and ask for food. I found a stray cat today and have posted signs, but I’m kinda hoping no one claims him!

nope.
TJBM has no idea what football is.

False
TJBM wishes they could communicate with animals comprehensively

I’d love to be able to do that.

TJBM wishes that they had the lifespan of a bowhead whale.

I’m guessing they live for long, so yes. True.
TJBM wants to go on a world tour.

Heh…true, but I’ve spent all my extra cash on my ANIMALS this last 2 years. The cruise cats and globe trotting geese have wiped out my travel budget. lol

TJBM is exhausted today

True. Cleaning my house, so I can have the boyfriend over tomorrow, and cook him inner. :D
TJBM likes Mexican food.

Sort of true. I like Tex-Mex because it has more flavor and spice to it.

The jelly below me thinks fluffy kittens are one of the most adorable things in the known universe.

I do. :)
TJBM thinks I should make this.

Only if you share.

The jelly below me is getting ready for bed.

I am in bed. :)
I made it. I’ll share. :)
TJBM has something extra spiffy special planned for tomorrow.

Haha…extra spiffy…well, no.

TJBM likes the word “spiffy”

It’s a ok word.
TJBM has heard that Ernest Borgnine has died.

False, but now I have
TJBM loves the classic old movies

True. I’ve been on an old Bette Davis jag on my netflix recently. I love to take in the backgrounds, cars, clothing, communication styles, subtle symbolism. The grand era of Hollywood.

TJBM has a new ” friend” that is calling them waaay too much. Oh god, men are so obnoxious. lol

True, A woman I meet a month ago wants to move in…. clings more than saran-wrap

TJBM Loves animals

True, true, true. Just came in from taking my geese their nightly salad bar.

TJBM hates clingy people

True, see above post.

TJBM would take in a stray animal rather than a stray person.

Probably.
TJBM had a great day. :D

Sort of! I just got back home from Chicago!

TJBM likes popcorn.

True, and caramel corn.

TJBM likes pink lemonade

I don’t.
TJBM has a full length mirror on their door.

nope
TJBM wants to live at a naturist camp.

False, I already live on a secluded property so I can wander around naked anytime. lol

TJBM is having dinner with a friend

nope
TJBM has been confused for a piece of furniture.

True, a stool.

TJBM has been confused for a piece of fruit.

True, Passion Fruit.
TJBM capitalises fruit.

False: fRUIT.

TJBM has two middle names.

False, only one and it begins with “R” and ends with “A”...care to guess?

TJBM will guess my middle name

Ramboetta

The jelly below me questions my sanity.

LOL…false. * Rowena*

TJBM knows someone named Rowena

True, @Coloma.

TJBM knows someone named Jim Scott Herdenoboida.

nope
TJBM is willing to walk on Legos.

True.

TJBM is under 30.

False. 52 and in my prime! :-D

TJBM is over 40

False.
TJBM plays guitar.

False, but I used to in college.

TJBM plays pocket pool.

False.

TJBM thinks my daughter is a knockout in my avatar. for 5 minutes in another Q. I have put her sultry face up. lol

Have to put it up again.

TJBM knows someone by the name of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

LOL…my daughter used to sing that song in kindergarten

TJBM knows someone named “So”

Hi my name is So and I work in a button factory, I have a wife and two kids, and one day my boss said to me…”

I don’t…
TJBM uses colorful pens. :D

Yes very true. really like the ink that sparkles.

TJBM Hates using wooden pencils.

True. Mechanical only. :D
TJBM burned them self today. :*

nope
TJBM is driving a Peugeot.

False: Jeep

TJBM skipped breakfast this morning

True..but maybe I’ll go up for a (late) bowl of cereal soon.

TJBM actually enjoys weeding the garden.

False.

TJBM has an orange car.

No, blue/purple

TJBM has been stuck on hold for too long recently.

False.

TJBM dances to the music in their car.

Yes, sometimes, get a little arm action going with the free arm. Woot!

TJBM is slogging through a heat wave in their zone right now

True.

TJBM likes to do the sideways polka.

False. I prefer the horizontal mambo.

The jelly below me hates soup.

Yep – at least in the summer.

TJBM can cook a lovely curry.

Yup, have all the ingredients.

TJBM Is going to make a BIG dinner for tonight.

True. I’m grilling steaks, with all the fixins. It’s my first time to grill by myself. Y’all say a little prayer for my eyebrows and my house…

hmm…

Whoops, I forgot to do a jelly below me thing…

The jelly below me forgot to prepare for Friday the 13th. And will be molested by vampires, werewolves, zombies, ghouls, goblins, and other freakish things.

nope
TJBM is losing a radio station.

False.

TJBM has DirecTV.

False
TJBM has cable.

True.

TJBM rarely watches television.

True. Only Netflix DVD’s.

TJBM is going to a music event this weekend

nope
TJBM is having roadkill for dinner.

Slab o’ lab.

TJBM has a doggy

False.

TJBM has a kitty.

True. 2.

TJBM is having mexican food for lunch yum!

Nope, I had the Strawberry Chevre Salad at my favorite lunch spot.

TJBM is over age 40.

False.

The jelly below me secretly likes those pink and white iced animal cookies.

I love them, but it is no secret.
TJBM loves Fruit Loops

sometimes
TJBM eats an ice cream cone with a spoon.

False.

TJBM is going to a party today woo hoo, get to wear a new outfit :-)

NO. I’m way too tired for that. I just got back from volleyball camp at Xavier. FUN.

TJBM once lived in West Philadelphia, where they were born and raised. On the playground is where they spent most of their days. :)

False. Never been to Philly..BUT…years ago the airlines accidentally sent my poor dog to Philadelphia instead of Albuquerque! WTF! How does one mix up “Philly” for ” Albq”. 0-o

TJBM has had an airline misplace their pet before

nope
TJBM wants some Peking duck.

False. I don’t like perverts, be they fowl or mammal.

The jelly below me likes Philly Cheese Steak sandwiches.

When in Philly, of course.

Tjbm loves the beaches

True.

TJBM is going on a vacation this year.

Yes, can’t wait.

TJBM has a very busy job.

False.

TJBM surfs the webs while at work.

False.

TJBM had a wild weekend

True, the whole family went hiking. (those who know the family know what I mean)

TJBM has a birthday coming up

Don’t we all all the time?

TJBM likes to stay up late at night.

like to, depending on the night. I have to work early.
TJBM is lax on asking questions.

True dat. I have a hard time coming up with questions.

TJBM has an extra-busy week this week.

Not really.
TJBM’s best friend is hilarious.

True.

TJBM’s worst friend is evil.

Haha…nope, the evil ones don’t last long. lol

TJBM is enjoying an OUTSTANDING day

O U T S T A N D I N G

TJBM just got the animals washed and brushed.

True! This is WHY I am having an outstanding day, all things are done and now just relaxing on a beautiful cool and breezy afternoon.

TJBM likes the sight of curtains fluttering in the iwnd

Sure. Hah.
TJBM likes Chinese food. :DD

False. I love Chinese food. I could eat it every day!

The jelly below me likes to bookmark favorite Fluther questions.

All the time.

TJBM drinks tea.

TRUE, All the time, the main staple

TJBM takes medicine everyday

what medicine?
TJBM has helped somebody cross the highway.

Mhm.
TJBM is on the phone.

False, I’m on the Fluther.

TJBM is on the bath salts.

False, only happy brownie weekends lol

TJBM has heard of that horrible drug Crocodile that eats the flesh off of your bones shiver

False, what’s the deal with that?

TJBM will rise this Friday.

Haha..I hope so, or I’ll be dead @erichw1504 Google it, my daughter told me about it, unbelievable!

TJBM does not do hardcore drugs

true
TJBM is short and hates milk.

No. I’m 5’6. :)

TJBM has heard of Teavana.

True, a drink, right?

TJBM is into electro house music.

False, but I am into electro-play, does that count?

TJBM has a secret desire.

I do. I want to live in a tree house in Costa Rica

TJBM wants to live in a tree house

I. WOULD. LOVE. TO.

TJBM has a crappy laptop and wishes for a new one.

False. My laptop is 3 and a half and running strong. Gateway Windows Vista

TJBM loves their laptop

I do, I do
TJBM lives in an unusual house (like a tree house)

Well I live in a poly house, does that count as unusual?

TJBM would rather work from home if they could

True.
TJM is thirsty.

Having my first cup o’ coffee now….mmmm.

TJBM has seen the new Ice Age movie

nope
TJBM’s mind is as twisted as their ankle.

More.
TJBM is a painter.

False, not by trade, but I do like to paint.

TJBM is going to a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises.

False. I’m usually sleep at midnight. :-)
TJBM likes a snack of peanut butter and graham crackers.

False.

TJBM is wearing a green shirt today.

False. pink and white

TJBM has a tummy ache

False, but did last night.

TJBM has had too much caffeine today.

I have had none, surprisingly.
TJBM drinks coffee every morning.

Not every morning, but most mornings. I love it in the morning.
TJBM doesn’t use public restrooms.

True, unless I absolutely have no choice.

The jelly below me has “ginormous boobs.” <patiently waits for Auggie to show up>

Ahahahaha. I think they’re in decent proportion with the rest of my body. XD
TJBM thinks @WillWorkForChocolate is goofy. :)

REDACTED
TJBM is baaaack!

of some sort
TJBM wants to see Chuck Norris wear a strapless evening gown.

Um, false.
TJBM has a green, white and red avatar.

Not really.
TJBM is very sensitive.

True… sort of.
TJBM has a good control over their emotions.

False. I’m an emotional wanker.

The jelly below me has high blood pressure.

False, been running normal all my life.

TJBM needs to control their diet

Ehh. Not really.
TJBM is sleepy.

Just woke up, so yeah.
TJBM doesn’t care about animals.

Very untrue.

TJBM has been sun burnt recently.

False
TJBM has wonderful weather today :D

Yes, but it’s going to be hot, 101ish. The nights are spectacular though.

TJBM has a river or lake near them that they like to go to

Why yes, since I live in a place that is known for for it’s 10,000+ lakes. We have several nearby that we visit frequently for a dip, float or boat ride.

TJBM retreats to air-conditioned indoors when the heat is above 90F and the humidity is above 70%.

True.
TJBM wouldn’t want to live in a hot place at all.

True dat. :)
TJBM loves pancakes.

of course
TJBM loves to streak during church services.

How could anyone not!

Tjbm is having a birthday soon.

Nope, just had the big 4–0 now I have nearly a year before the next b-day.

TJBM has an early start to the work week.

I woke up early (around 6am) and got on with my day but I didn’t have to be at work until 9am as usual.

TJBM didn’t sleep in their own bed last night.

I rarely sleep anywhere else.
TJBM just woke up.

False, been up for 14 hours already

TJBM did yard work today

nope
TJBM is a born-again Jew.

False.
TJBM has stubby toes. :D

False, string bean toes.

TJBM has brewed their own beer before.

False, though I tried to make wine once. Didn’t work.
TJBM is too hot!
It’s bloody 27 degrees here with no breeze at all.

It is going to be 37 * C or 98 * F today. I’m glad the air conditioner is working.

TJBM is going out to a dinner this week.

Might do.
TJBM loves products from Lush.com

False.

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Nah, too lazy to do that.
TJBM is a lazy person too.

Haha…only hwen all my work is done and it’s happy brownie reward time. :-)

TJBM is having company for dinner Oh, what to make, what to make….

False
@Coloma Lasagna!! :D
TJBM loves Italian food to no end

I love Italian food more than words can describe. It’s the best food in the world.
TJBM’s native language is not English.

False.
YJBM can speak sign language.

somewhat
TJBM has been to a neighboring country.

True
TJBM has heard Whiskey Lullaby

True. I like it but it makes me sad.

The jelly below me has eaten venison.

True, quite liked it.
TJBM loves eating food.

Yep..and pretty much ALL food.

TJBM is a picky eater.

N O T Picture of me is beside the word gourmand in dictionary.

TJBM has watched a cricket game.

False.
TJBM listens tonight to crickets under the quiet stars.

I did while in the pool.

Tjbm has laid back in the grass at dusk to watch bats fly overhead.

Does stargazing count and the occassional bat flies by

TJBM Can hit a home run

Probably not, as I don’t play baseball. A 6 in cricket maybe.
TJBM likes cricket

The little chirping night bugs or the game? lol

TJBM has played the game Fact or Crap

I love that game! Haha.
TJBM is staying in bed today.

False, but I am staying in the AC

TJBM will play Fact or Crap now
The Canadian branch of the Alzheimers society has, as their logo, the flower called ” Forget me nots”

Hey, that’s Alaska’s state flower. :)
Fact.
TJBM will also play Fact or Crap.
Women in the Tiwi tribe of Northern Australia are married at birth.

True.
Hmmmm….fact?

TJBM will create another fact or crap question

not really
TJBM has created a better bitter butter batter.

Crap. lol

TJBM is not a game player

False, I like games
TJBM likes Thomas Muller

I sure do :D
TJBM hope he moves to MCFC!

Lol! False.
TJBM does not support MC :P

False
TJBM is a Mac user.

False :P
TJBM is a laptop user.

True, but a Mac laptop :P
TJBM is up late

True
TJBM is sleepy and is going off to bed…

False, you’re welcome to leave though :’(
TJBM is a night owl.

I was… But I haven’t slept since the night before last so I’m knackered.
TJBM likes Mesut Ozil.

He bugs me, get it? Because he has strange, bug like eyes? My avatar’s Spider-Man, who am I to judge?
TBJM wishes me luck to get 10,000 lurve (I’ve set a target so I remember to use this great site more)

@Paul I just helped. :)

True.

The jelly below me likes Cajun/Creole food.

I like me some Cajun, yes.
TJBM loves Mexican food

depends
TJBM will rock out to this video.

False.

TJBM traducido esto en línea.

Falso, pero yo prefiero Sioux

TJBM wants to upgrade their cell phone

True, will be getting the iPhone soon.

TJBM is either a male or female.

True!
TJBM is looking forward to the new iPhone.

True.

TJBM woke up earlier than usual today.

True
TJBM is a mind reader.

nope
TJBM wants to go inside mine.

False.

TJBM wants to go inside a mine.

True! Though I have already been inside a mine, I would not mine going again.
TJBM loves corny puns.

Sure.
TJBM loves thai red chilli flavoured crisps

True
TJBM likes kettle crisps

yep
I meant to say to earlier that TJBM wants to go inside my mind.

False. I have someone else’s mind in mind.
TJBM wants to go inside my heart and soul.

False. My own heart and soul are twisted enough, I don’t need to see the inside of anyone else’s. :D

The jelly below me has tried a weight loss pill.

False I am one of those people who can eat anything without consequence

TJBM is a veteran

nope but my sister is

TJBM gets weak in the knees when they see a man in dress uniform

Not ever.

tjbm has weak knees

not really
TJBM eats vegetarians.

Only on Tuesdays.

The jelly below me dislikes swimming.

oh no no no. I swim nearly everyday. A jelly has to swim.

tjbm had their servings of veggies today

yummy I sure did made some fresh swiss chard sauted with onions as part of dinner, oh were they tasty

TJBM shops for their veggies at the local farmer during the summer

I don’t.
TJBM likes people watching.

People watching me, what? Fluther?
TJBM likes bacon

yes
TJBM loves chocolate covered bacon.

Never heard of it so nope

TJBM has tried chocolate covered ants

False

TJBM did not know that Saturday July 28, is National Milk Chocolate Day

True. Thanks @DrBill!

TJBM will enjoy some milk chocolate tomorrow.

God no!
TJBM hates chocolate milk

False. False.

TJBM TJBM types types each each word word twice twice..

NNOO, only letters.

TJBM has a party to go to tonight

False.

TJBM is a meth lord.

false
TJBM wants to turn a church into a whorehouse.

Nope.

TJBM likes Welsh Corgi dogs

True.

TJBM is a cat.

Meow. :)
TJBM is a goat.

True. Wait… ADD episode… What was the question? Giraffes!

The goat below me is a cannibal.

Of course. :)
The goat below me is not a cannibal.

Hmmm…not sure…If I eat goat cheese does that make me a cannibal?

TJBM had an unusually good Friday.

It’s ok.
TJBM wants to read a short story.

True, Love reading short stories.

TJBM Would love to have a romantic walk in a cool gentle rain

True

TJBM would love to kiss gentle to passionately while walking in the cool gentle rain

OMG yes

TJBM loves poetry

I do, I do! There’s even one at the bottom of my profile. :D
TJBM is writing.

true, most of mine is heartrendingly sad, about lost love and hope for the future

TJBM is up too late

Always.
TJBM has a bad sleeping schedule.

True, unfortunately.
TJBM is a heavy sleeper.

Mmmm…sometimes, but I am programmed to wake up easily because of the wild things that roam in the night out here. lol

TJBM is going to have a relaxing Saturday around the house

I’m not. I’m going to go to band practice, and then take an eight hour road trip.
TJBM doesn’t like road trips. :|

False. I love road trips, as long as I can stop whenever I want to.
Have fun AshLeigh

TJBM needs to have lunch starving, starving

False, just had some leftover pizza.

The jelly below me will give me a hug. I’m not pregnant. <cries>

(((BIG HUGS))) for you @WillWorkForChocolate… I’m so sorry you’re going through this.

TJBM is trying to lose some weight.

yes
TJBM is a wanker.

True… sometimes. :D