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If you were a fly for 24 hours, how would you spend the day?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18766points) July 12th, 2012

Would you spy on someone? Annoy the heck out of an enemy? Dive into a cup of ice cream?

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SavoirFaire's avatar

I would spend my time hiding from spiders and people with fly swatters!

stardust's avatar

^What he said. I’d spend my day flying around the Masai Mara reserve. Observing all that beauty for 24 hours would be wonderful.

Judi's avatar

I deep invisioning that scene in The Fly movie where he barfed on a cupcake (I think it was) before he ate it.

thorninmud's avatar

I’d just do some random shit.

Keep_on_running's avatar

I would fly up the nose of a political leader half way through a live TV interview.

mambo's avatar

I’d fly around and land on the food of my enemies.

ucme's avatar

I’d park myself on Angie Jolie’s shit, I bet it smells like angels underarms, only a small wager though, because the existence of angels is pure conjecture.

Sunny2's avatar

@stardust Perfect choice and lots of cow manure!
I’d sit on a wall in the oval room at the white house and listen.

keobooks's avatar

With my luck, I’d get stuck in someone’s homeade two liter bottle fly catcher and drown. Once I changed back into a human corpse, they’d have a lot of explaining to do the police.

reijinni's avatar

I will fly down Mitt Romney’s mouth during his acceptance speech at the party convention.

Dr_C's avatar

Eating shit.

Berserker's avatar

Hang around in garbage and look up skirts.

that’s pretty much what I always do, anyways

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