What kind of story do you think A Hat For All Seasons would be?

The story of Sir Thomas More, from the perspective of his hat. :p

It would be a comedy, set in the 1920s, Jeeves-and-Wooster style, about a fashion-conscious young dandy and his exploits throughout the year.

A whimsical tale of climate change, by the ghost of Dr. Seuss when he is feeling lazy.

Science fiction novel about a smart hat that takes over the mind of its wearer.

An around the world espionage/spy thriller.

I think you spelt that wrong

The story of Sir Thomas Less?

The memoirs of a man who spent 30 years living in the wild on his own.

The memoirs of a bald man.

A hair-raising expose about the invention of the toupee.