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The Jelly below me Part 42?

Asked by DrBill (16021 points ) August 5th, 2012

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be: False! I hate coffee or, True!

Then they might state: The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

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657 Answers

DrBill's avatar

TJBM knows why 42 is the perfect number.

Coloma's avatar

True. Because YOU made it the most important number!

TJBM is hap, hap, happy for part 42

Bellatrix's avatar

Well 42 is the meaning of… so of course I am happy to be part of it.

TJBM is getting ready to go to bed.

jca's avatar

I am getting ready to go to bed soon.

TJBM had a productive Sunday today.

AmWiser's avatar

True. I had to work. :-/

TJBM has great plans for tomorrow (Monday.)

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. I plan to stay home and do nothing productive. :)

The jelly below me types quickly.

jordym84's avatar

True, but only when it doesn’t take me forever to figure out what an acronym stands for, even though it’s right there in front of me (TJBM, by the way).

TJBM is probably laughing at the fact that it took me long to figure out what TJBM stands for…

Mr_Paradox's avatar

True, you need to strengthen the old brain don’t you?

TJBM has to go to the bathroom.

JLeslie's avatar

Nope. I just went.

TJBM likes the new American TV show Newsroom.

Bellatrix's avatar

Never seen it but it sounds interesting.

TJBM is waiting for a parcel to be delivered.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

True, my shipment of liquid itrogen is coming in.

TJBM wants a hug.

Bellatrix's avatar

My dog just gave me one. I have been away from home for a week until last night so he is very cuddly right now.

TJBM can give me a bottle of acetone to remove my nail polish.

suncatt's avatar

I can give you better stuff than just acetone for your nails.
TJBM knows what pillow to use when your neck bones are fractured.

Coloma's avatar

False. But I just slept in a bit with one of my pillows over my face to block ut the sunrise. lol

TJBM is going on a little get away this week

jordym84's avatar

I wish!!! I’m starting my first “big girl” job today, so a getaway is out of the question this week…

TJBM woke up early today.

Coloma's avatar

Mmmmm…medium early, 7ish. Good luck on your 1st big girl job @jordym84

TJBM has allergies

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Coughing today from pollen.

TJBM has leftovers ready for lunch.

JLeslie's avatar

Not today. I’ll probably avtually eat something frozen and go shopping later for groceries. But, I sen my husband off with a packed lunch of leftovers from last night and some fruit for a snack.

TJBM took a vacation in the last three months.

reijinni's avatar

only from my senses.
TJBM is vacationing in Syria.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

false.
TJBM is half asleep.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, which is dangerous when you’re cooking!

The jelly below me wants some of these awesome honey dijon and bacon crusted porkchops that I made.

Bellatrix's avatar

Well I hadn’t known about them until now but… bring them on!

TJBM is having a lazy day reading books and watching films.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has compiled a list of companies to avoid.

shego's avatar

Nope
TJBM wants to share some really good books with the rest of us.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is an electro house junkie.

geeky_mama's avatar

I don’t think I qualify for junkie status but I do listen to a fair amount of electro house, techno, and ambient/trance..along with a lot of other alternative music.

TJBM was/is a DJ.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I am good at entertaining people. lol

TJBM has a zany personality

TheIntern55's avatar

More quirky, I would say.
TJBM is exhausted from teaching VBS the past 2 days.

DrBill's avatar

No, I never get tired of teaching children

TJBM Had to think about what question to ask

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False.

The jelly below me wants a frosty beer right now.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

True, hven’t had one in a while
TJBM wants to run away from the political hellhole the country has become until election day.

DrBill's avatar

False, but I do wish there was someone worth voting for in the race

TJBM would love a frosty mug of Root Beer right now

Bellatrix's avatar

Not really. It’s quite cool here today so I don’t want anything frosty and I have never had root beer :D I prefer to drink it rather than root it!

TJBM drinks tea in preference to root beer.

reijinni's avatar

I drink both.
TJBM has mixed tea and root beer.

jordym84's avatar

Nope, and never will (I really, really, really don’t like root beer)

TJBM had a long day and is about ready to call it a night.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, getting ready for bed now.

The jelly below me is fluthering from bed.

JLeslie's avatar

Nope. I am on my sofa in the family room.

TJBM just watched Aly Raisman give an amazing gymnastics performance on floor.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

False, couldn’t care less
TJBM has insomnia and can’t sleep.

Bellatrix's avatar

I do and I wake up just about every night and have to get up and do something other than sleep until I can go back to sleep.

TJBM has done @Fly’s “I side with” quiz.

JLeslie's avatar

I did do the quiz.

TJBM has been to Alaska.

Bellatrix's avatar

No! I so want to though. I am hoping to go next year. I may have to pick @JLeslie‘s brains about cruises and the like.

TJBM is planning a big holiday.

jordym84's avatar

I want to, but can’t for now. I did, however, just finish planning a mini-holiday with a friend for September, which I’m very much looking forward to.

TJBM is able to tell me what @Fly’s “I side with” quiz is about.

JLeslie's avatar

True. It’s about which American Presidential candidate you agree with on the issues of today.

TJBM made a big career change after the age of 40.

Bellatrix's avatar

I did. The work towards it started in my 30s though.

TJBM is looking to buy a new house.

jordym84's avatar

Thank you @JLeslie :)

Nope, but I am on the prowl for my very first apartment :) To rent, not buy.

TJBM is a fan of big band music.

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, I am a fan of almost all music styles.

TJBM I looking forward to the upcoming meteor shower (night of 8/12–13)

bkcunningham's avatar

True. The Perseids should be an awe inspiring show from the heavens.
TJBM owns a telescope.

Coloma's avatar

False. But..I have wanted one for awhile now.

TJBM is the TJAM

bkcunningham's avatar

True. I have you surrounded.
TJBM is over 30.

OpryLeigh's avatar

False

TJBM has a new phone.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope, same old same old. I’m holding my breath for the iPhone 5.

TJBM is pro-Android.

erichw1504's avatar

False, haven’t really used that OS yet.

TJBM is NSFW.

shego's avatar

No, not today
TJBM loves buffalo wings

bkcunningham's avatar

False. I prefer white meat.
TJBM is participating in this experiment.

TheIntern55's avatar

I am now. Thank you. :)
TJBM got 8 whipped cream pies to the face by various children participating in an obstacle course today. I smell disgusting.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No missed the “Course”

TJBM is counting the hours until the weekend.

TheIntern55's avatar

False. There’s a small family reunion this weekend and when you get large amounts of Puerto Ricans together in a pool with pool noodles and squirt guns, you fear for your life.
Or is that just my family?
TJBM thinks it’s time for a new profile picture. Sorry, Popeye. Time to go….

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM has won a trip to New Jersey.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

Never, a nuclear accident would IMPROVE the air quality in New Jersey.
TJBM is trying to avoid New Jersey at all costs.

JLeslie's avatar

I wouldn’t say that. Although, Elizabeth does smell badly. Parts of Jersey are very nice.

TJBM is a mosquito magnet and currently has 5+ mosquito bites like me.

reijinni's avatar

not at the moment
TJBM thinks monsters can be made scarier if they wear a white collar.

TheIntern55's avatar

False.
TJBM is having typing problems.

DrBill's avatar

True, only because I cannot type

TJBM is having a good night

TheIntern55's avatar

True. But it’s about to end.
TJBM is going to bed. Night night, sleep tight!

bkcunningham's avatar

True. Don’t let the bedbugs bite. Sweet dreams.
TJBM works third shift.

JLeslie's avatar

@bkcunningham Nope. I don’t work at all. Well, I do work around the house, and plan events for a club we belong to, and sometimes I do those things during the third shift since I seem to have screwy sleep habits lately.

TJBM has blue eyes.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM just woke up

Bellatrix's avatar

No. It’s 7.15pm. Been up for hours and hours.

TJBM knows what lampworking is.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM will tell me about that lampworking TJAM mentioned

Bellatrix's avatar

It is a method of working with glass using a torch, like a blow torch, to melt the glass and then manipulate it into beads, other jewellery, Christmas ornaments and a whole range of different things. The craft dates back to the 14th century.

TJBM participates in a craft that dates back to earlier centuries.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Wow thanks :) sounds great.

I don’t know, does playing music count?
TJBM is watching the Olympics.

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM is afraid of people with clerical collars.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM feels like this right now

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No don’t feel that way but went to the mirror and I look that way.

TJBM has more than 6 mirrors in their house.

geeky_mama's avatar

Sure..but then we have 4 bathrooms, and usually 6 or more people living here.

TJBM has antiques in their house.

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM is an antique.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

False, my dad however is so old that when god said “Let there be light!” He was the one who fliped the switch
TJBM wants to go swiming.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True!
TJBM saw a black cat today.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, I live with one!

The jelly below me is superstitious about black cats.

JLeslie's avatar

Nope. Only superstitous about saying something good or bad out loud. LOL. I have to laugh at myself with that. Not really superstitious, but I follow those with kinahora or God forbid respectively. Oh, and having baby things set up in the house before the baby is born. More tradition that superstition.

TJBM wants to take a nap.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

No, not really.
TJBM is worried about something.

Bellatrix's avatar

I am. My boy dog is not well and is on his way to see the vet. I am just hoping he is okay.

TJBM understands how stressful it is when one of our loved pets isn’t well.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Awwww true, I really do.

The jelly below me has a reading addiction. :)

Mr_Paradox's avatar

TRUE, you should see my library.
TJBM is Fluthering from their phone.

TheIntern55's avatar

False.
TJBM is making root beer floats and playing 50s music. No poodle skirts, unfortunatley.

MilkyWay's avatar

False and false.
TJBM loves music from the 80s.

reijinni's avatar

true! favorite decade
TJBM loves Eurovision.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM doesn’t like mainstream pop.

jordym84's avatar

True for the most part (unless we’re talking about the 90s, of course).

TJBM lives in the USA.

JLeslie's avatar

True.

TJBM has lived outside of their country.

Bellatrix's avatar

I have. I grew up in the UK and now live in Australia. If I have any regrets it’s that I can’t travel more and spend time ‘living’ in other countries. I would love to do that.

TJBM enjoys travelling to other countries and experiencing different cultures.

jordym84's avatar

Most definitely!!! My goal is to find a job that will allow me to do just that and still get paid for it best of both worlds :D

TJBM has owned a Tamagochi.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False.
TJBM likes Green Day.

psyonicpanda's avatar

False,
TJBM has a secret obsession with a chocolate.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Secret? No, everyone knows :p
TJBM is a Pokemon.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM knows how to filet a Pokemon.

psyonicpanda's avatar

True, every once and a while I filet me a pikachu
TJBM is secretly a superhero.

Bellatrix's avatar

I am cat woman… (oops, or perhaps they said cat lady?).

TJBM likes crime shows on TV.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True.
TJBM wants to go to the beach.

JLeslie's avatar

True. But, there is no beach nearby. Closest one is 7 hours away driving! That has to change relatively soon it’s starting to get to me.

TJBM hates their front load washing machine.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope , just have it on a platform or lift it up. That way you don’t have to bend down as far.

TJBM has just done a load of laundry. Mine is going in the dryer.

reijinni's avatar

mine was yesterday
TJBM hates groups with ‘family’ in their names.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Like “Partridge Family” ? ? Never bothered me.

TJBM is going to a movie or social event this weekend.

jordym84's avatar

Not that I’m aware lol

TJBM is excited for the weekend!

JLeslie's avatar

@jordym84 True. More time with the husband.

TJBM likes cake more than pie.

reijinni's avatar

depends on the cake and pie.
TJBM knows that I meant protest groups.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. Had no idea what you meant! I’m here for the first time.
TJBM has some unknown debit for over $600 coming out of their checking account. :0

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM has used a talkbox.

jordym84's avatar

A what?

TJBM is good at giving advice.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes the smell of colon.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is eating pizza with a fork.

Coloma's avatar

LOL Would you like to smell my colon?

TJBM is happy to see some new peeps in fluther town welcome Jordy, Velvet glove and Psycionicpanda

TheIntern55's avatar

True! Our army is expanding…
@erichw1504 This is a great example for why spelling needs to be taught more in public schools.
TJBM just heard a door slam, even though you’re home alone.
It was just the wind, I sure. Even though the windows are closed. Oh shi…..

Coloma's avatar

Haha…no.

TJBM is in the middle of a gawd awful heat wave Oh man, I just got in from the ocean last night at midnight, welcome back to hell in the hills. lol

Mr_Paradox's avatar

True, and my a/c broke :(
TJBM can’t say “Larry Lowblaw’s law blog: lobbing law bombs” 10 times fast

TheIntern55's avatar

My friends call me the master of tongue twisters…..and I can’t say that once.
TJBM just figured out the reason her door shut. My dog closed the bathroom door while trying to drink from the toilet.

Coloma's avatar

No, but…I did figure out why my patio was flooding, because I left the hose on. Duh! lol

TJBM is hungry!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Nope. Just ate an “appetizer” at Applebees!

TJBM was relieved to learn that the mystery $600 debit was an error on the part of the people who process the card, and lots of other people are being affected too and TJBM was the first one to call it to the bank’s attention so the bank really likes TJBM now. (HEY! Why is TJBM getting all the kudos?????)

Mr_Paradox's avatar

False, that was you.
TJBM loves St. Lous ribs done Memphis style.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Oooooh, true! Makes me hungry.

The jelly below me has become addicted to the Song Pop game on Facebook. Hi, my name is Abby, and I’m an addict.

reijinni's avatar

never played it.
TJBM eats pizza with a fork.

JLeslie's avatar

Sometimes, but usually not. I remember when we moved to MD from NY we couldn’t wrap our heads around how the people in MD used a fork and knife for pizza.

TJBM loves to dance.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

I guess so.
TJBM always sleeps late.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I used to but as I am getting older I tend to get up at the sameish time each day.

TJBM thinks pole dancing should be an Olympic event.

reijinni's avatar

nope, but I think disc golf should be.
TJBM tangos naked.

jordym84's avatar

Nope.

TJBM had braces as a teen.

JLeslie's avatar

True.

TJBM wants to lose weight.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM is underweight

TheIntern55's avatar

No clue. I feel skinny though!
TJBM was on tornado watch earlier. Oh, New England weather, how you confuse me…...

JLeslie's avatar

Nope. Today was actually beautiful weather. Clear skies and a gentle breeze.

TJBM likes to travel by train.

Bellatrix's avatar

I do. It takes me back to my childhood when we often travelled by train. It’s actually quite expensive to travel long distance by train here. So, apart from local commuter stuff, I haven’t been on a long Australian train trip. It is on my plan.

TJBM used to travel to their holiday destinations by train as a child.

jordym84's avatar

Nope, where I grew up we didn’t have any trains. Plus, I just recently got over my phobia of trains (had no other choice since I now live in NYC lol)...

TJBM enjoys the sound of thunder.

shego's avatar

True

TJBM is amazing!

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Of course I am! :p (just kidding, haha)

TJBM believes in aliens.

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM had a free show on a train.

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM loves cashew nuts

bkcunningham's avatar

True
TJBM is a vegetarian.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

False, that means giving up bacon:(
TJBM is planning to visit Wyoming :)

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is stunned

Coloma's avatar

I am.
I am stunned it is going for a near record high of 105 today. :-?

TJBM does not enjoy weather over 92–93 degrees tops

bkcunningham's avatar

Depends on the humidity. I like it hot, hot, hot.
TJBM swims at least once a week.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I can’t swim.
TJBM will tell us what their favourite season is.

reijinni's avatar

winter.
TJBM is melting.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, it’s too hot tonight.
TJBM has both their windows open, and have the fan on on full blast.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Just the windows. It rained today, and it’s not that hot.
TJBM doesn’t like crowded places.

JLeslie's avatar

It seems I am becoming that way. Not like a phobia, but crowds are starting to annoy me more and more.

TJBM doesn’t like cheesecake.

reijinni's avatar

depends on the cheesecake.
TJBM has a crappy Internet connection.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

So true :/
TJBM is watching cartoons.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM LOVES this song

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False.
TJBM loves ice cream

jordym84's avatar

Love is an understatement! I have homemade chocolate-pistachio as well as cookies and cream ice creams in the freezer and was just contemplating having some :)

TJBM detests cold weather! And snow!!

this_velvet_glove's avatar

I hate winter, and winter hates me. I like snow though…
TJBM loves the sun so much they’re going to miss summer when it ends.

jordym84's avatar

Absolutely!! I’m not a winter person at all and I hate snow.

TJBM hasn’t been following the Olympics.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True, but I watched a bit.
TJBM is watching their cat sleep.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I wish I still had my cat though
TJBM wishes they had a cat again

Bellatrix's avatar

I still have one. I can’t imagine a time when I wouldn’t have a cat in my life.

TJBM has always had a pet of some type in their life.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Not always, but have had bunnies and goldfish.
TJBM speaks cat :p

Bellatrix's avatar

Of course. My cat is very vocal. We have long conversations. My dogs both talk too and we have chats.

TJBM has had a very unusual pet and will tell us what it was.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. A giant iguana!

The jelly below me <ahem Gail! ahem> is a thoughtful, beautiful woman.

gailcalled's avatar

Milo here; Too too easy. ‘m not but Gail is

TJBM loves corn, tomatoes, peaches and watermelon at this time of year.

jordym84's avatar

False. I love them any time of year :D

TJBM loves airports and airplanes and flying.

MilkyWay's avatar

True :D
TJBM loves travelling, period.

Bellatrix's avatar

I do. I am already thinking about my next travel adventure.

TJBM has never been in an aeroplane.

jordym84's avatar

False.

TJBM can speak another language besides English.

reijinni's avatar

un peu
TJBM can read Welsh.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, but it sounds really weird haha!
TJBM has been to either Wales or Scotland

JLeslie's avatar

True. I have been to Scotland.

TJBM has more than 10 watches.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I have a collection. I always have a watch on my wrist haha.
TJBM likes collecting things.

JLeslie's avatar

False. I don’t really collect much of anything. I do like little drawings of towns and skylines I have visited, that would be the closest to collecting, but I am not good about it.

TJBM wants to move.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes to sleep

Mr_Paradox's avatar

True false, hate going to bed, hate getting up.
TJBM lives in New Hampshire

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM loves milk

reijinni's avatar

true, unlike a certain under-sized person.
TJBM listens to Glen Miller.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is confuzzled

Mr_Paradox's avatar

False
TJBM is ready for a midnight snack

bkcunningham's avatar

False
TJBM remembered to look for the meteor shower tonight!

gailcalled's avatar

Sort of. We wanted to but it was overcast, as it was last night and the night before when we looked.

TJBM is sad to see summer whizzing by so rapidly.

jordym84's avatar

TRUE!! I was thinking about that all day today =/

TJBM is good at procrastinating.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Hmmmm. I’ll answer you tomorrow.

The jelly below me has ADD and OMG, look at that duck! I like tacos.

TheIntern55's avatar

True. On meds for it.
TJBM is sweating!

Coloma's avatar

False, but I will be in a few more hours. 101 today. Bleh!

TJBM eats spinach for breakfast

gailcalled's avatar

Sometimes. I usually eat left-over dinner (which is often salad) for breakfast, plus spinach has lots calcium and is more palatable than kale.

TJBM has learned some stress reduction techniques and practices them regularly.

bkcunningham's avatar

True.
TJBM drinks coffee.

JLeslie's avatar

Nope. I like it, but I don’t drink it. Never did. Although, my favorite ice cream is coffee, more specifically Jamoca Almond Fudge at B&R.

TJBM saw deer in their backyard this morning.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Rabbits and Kestrels, no deer today ( deer droppings around the front bushes though ).

TJBM had ground from whole bean coffee, this morning.

gailcalled's avatar

False. I used my coffee grinder for flax seeds. I spotted a doe and an adolescent fawn, still dappled, yesterday afternoon, plus the cottontails and the red-tailed hawks.

TJBM has some tricks for not getting exasperated.

jordym84's avatar

Ah yes, and working on some new ones too!

TJBM thinks Shark Week should be a semiannual event.

Coloma's avatar

Why not?

TJBM has a tummy ache

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has a Ph.D.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope, I’m not that edumacated.

TJBM is on an exercise kick.

DrBill's avatar

No, but I do have 2 Ph.D.‘s

TJBM is staying up tonight to watch the meteor shower

MilkyWay's avatar

Sure.
TJBM is watching the closing ceremony for the Olympics

jordym84's avatar

Nope. I had no idea that was today…I’m so out of the loop with the Olympics.

TJBM dislikes theme park thrill rides.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM just heard a weird noise.

Dutchess_III's avatar

True. It turned out to be my cat sitting on my Foosball table right behind me and gurgling right into my ear.

TJBM didn’t watch any Olympics.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes George Michael

this_velvet_glove's avatar

FALSE :p
TJBM likes the Rolling Stones.

Dutchess_III's avatar

FAL gag. gasp. choke FALSE!!!

TJBM likes to sit on the deck and read a book.

jordym84's avatar

I totally would if I had a deck lol

TJBM has traveled to Europe.

MilkyWay's avatar

I live in Europe lol!
TJBM is from Great Britain

jordym84's avatar

Nope, but I certainly would love to visit someday. I live in the US, but am originally from Cape Verde.

TJBM grew up in the 90s and misses a lot of the things we took for granted then.

bkcunningham's avatar

False.
TJBM takes a prescription medicine.

DrBill's avatar

True, and I think too many

TJBM has aches and pains they just put up with

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True :/
TJBM is sleepy

bkcunningham's avatar

False.
TJBM is dopey.

jordym84's avatar

False (well, unless you ask my little sister lol)

TJBM is Grumpy.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@jordym84 According to my husband, we have shark week here every month. :D

Somewhat true. Too many neighbor kids in my house again.

The jelly below me has little patience for groups of kids.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Urm…true anymore. Didn’t used to be true. I could handle any K-6 classroom easily, once upon a time.

TJBM has an electric pencil sharpener by her computer (OK…I was looking around the room for “inspiration.” This room is very boring, apparently!)

JLeslie's avatar

No. I have never owned an electric pencil sharpner.

TJBM is watching the Olympic closing ceremony.

jordym84's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate your Shark Week comment just made me burst out laughing hahaha

Nope…but now I’m wishing I was because one of my friends just told me the Spice Girls performed (90s kid here).

TJBM is like most of us here looking around the room for inspiration for their next TJBM post :D

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
TJBM is on an emotional high right now

Dutchess_III's avatar

nuh uh. nuhoooo. uh

TJBM just rememberd—she gets an hour and 45 minutes off of work tomorrow, which he/she is going to use to SLEEP IN!! (That doesn’t make me emotionally high. Just happy. See.)

jordym84's avatar

False. But I do get to sleep in since this whole week I don’t start until 2pm :D

TJBM knows he/she should probably be in bed and fast asleep right now, but keeps telling him/herself “just 5 more minutes, just 5 more minutes.”

erichw1504's avatar

False, lunchtime is a bit late for sleeping.

TJBM once slept through an entire day.

bkcunningham's avatar

True.
TJBM speaks two languages.

JLeslie's avatar

True. The second one is fairly fluent, but not perfect.

TJBM is starting to worry about the wrinkles on their face.

reijinni's avatar

not yet.
TJBM will hand their Republican friends a metal pole for the next thunderstorm.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

True, and to my Democratic friends
TJBM overslept and is not even going to bother going to work today and just say they were sick.

Coloma's avatar

Hahaha….False and false.

TJBM is still drinking coffee and waking up

JLeslie's avatar

False. I’ve been up for a few hours now. Already went for a glycolic peel to try and get rid of these wrinkles.

TJBM needs to clean their house.

bkcunningham's avatar

True.
TJBM meditates.

reijinni's avatar

attempted to, but never found the time.
TJBM has eaten Ghost Peppers.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have had Habaneros….ick!

TJBM loves rainbow sherbet

JLeslie's avatar

False. I never liked sherbet much. Except to make punch.

TJBM knows how to drive a manual shift (clutch) car.

bkcunningham's avatar

True. It is how I learned to drive.
TJBM can drive a motorcycle.

JLeslie's avatar

False. But, I do ride on the back of one with my husband sometimes.

TJBM doesn’t know how to swim.

TheIntern55's avatar

False.
TJBM needs some ice cream.

gailcalled's avatar

An eternal verity.

TJBM has lost an important check and is about to go through a giant bag of trash before she grovels to the issuer, (who, being her sister, will taunt and humiliate her and call her rude names.)

JLeslie's avatar

False. But, I have lost so many things lately (glasses, but found them two days ago after they had been lost for almost 6 weeks. Also, missing a bracelet my husband gave me, and I am very upset about it, and some other things here and there) and every time I tell my husband I can’t find something I feel like he is being critical of my constant disorganization. Usually I lose something because I am hiding it in case we get robbed; I guess that is a bad course of action. I recommend waiting a week to call your sister. I think there is a good chance the check will turn up.

TJBM doesn’t have a smartphone.

jordym84's avatar

False.

TJBM is already dreading wintertime.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I like winter.
TJBM likes all seasons

bkcunningham's avatar

True.
TJBM likes to fish.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, only been the once.
TJBM is hungry

JLeslie's avatar

@MilkyWay Overfull.

@jordym84 the weather just cooled off a little here, feels great, 80’s, and then my next thought was: damn, another month and the cold weather starts. I am already dreading winter.

TJBM played a team sport in school.

Coloma's avatar

False. I liked biking, swimming and horseback riding but do not excel at any team sports, or sports involving balls. lol

TJBM is afraid of volley balls being slammed at them Jr. High trauma haha

reijinni's avatar

that’s dodgeball!
TJBM wants to play dodgeball.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

No.
TJBM is Batman.

shego's avatar

Nope, don’t like comic book superheroes.

TJBM likes harajuku fashion

this_velvet_glove's avatar

I have no idea what that is.
TJBM will explain what TJAM is talking about? :p

bkcunningham's avatar

True, at least give it a whirl. I think it is a mesh of goth/puck/Gwen Stephani (is that how you spell her name?).

TJBM was a trendsetter.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I’m a trendender.

TJBM is staying late at work.

Bellatrix's avatar

No, starting work while sitting in bed in the morning. I need to get a life.

TJBM has heard about the shot putter who has had their gold medal taken away because of drug use.

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope. I’m surprised I haven’t…
TJBM loves learning

jordym84's avatar

@JLeslie same thing happened to me today =/

Definitely!

TJBM likes world music.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM likes Gyptian

Coloma's avatar

Never heard of Gyption ?

TJBM can’t believe that I just killed two rattlesnakes within a half hour of each other. OMG! Scary night of the snakes over here!

this_velvet_glove's avatar

I don’t like snakes either
TJBM lives in a yellow submarine

Bellatrix's avatar

Yes I do! We ALL live in a yellow submarine. I am also a walrus and I have an Octopus’s Garden outside too. No, really I do! Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, life goes on.

TJBM is just getting up.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False, I got up 4 hours ago.
TJBM loves playing Parachute Panic

bkcunningham's avatar

False. I have never heard of Parachute Panic.
TJBM is going to clean house today.

reijinni's avatar

depends on how I feel about it.
TJBM flew on Pan-Am.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has flown from British Airlines

JLeslie's avatar

No.

TJBM eats pizza every week.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM does not eat at fast food restaurants.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM is wondering where their grandmother is

MilkyWay's avatar

In her grave, bless her.
TJBM likes wearing rings.

reijinni's avatar

no rings
TJBM doesn’t wear jewelry.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM owns a pair of leather pants.

gailcalled's avatar

Milo here; Never. Cows (particularly the ones who live and graze in my ‘hood) are my friends.

TJBM knows that being stressed and depressed can shrink her brain. Source

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM takes an interest in psychology

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM had a cool dream last night.

I had one where I was filming a movie with Tom Cruise, Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston. It was some weird sci-fi type film. Wish I had finished it before I woke.

MilkyWay's avatar

@erichw1504 Cool!
False, nothing out of the ordinary for me.
TJBM dreams every single night

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM once had an eargasm.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, when I came across rock music.
TJBM likes Queen

Mr_Paradox's avatar

True
TJBM likes U2

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM likes the Traveling Wilburys

reijinni's avatar

they’re good.
TJBM likes Mallacan.

Coloma's avatar

Who’s Mallacan?

TJBM will tell me

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Nope, I don’t know either.

The jelly below me has actively searched for a missing person. Scary as shit!

gailcalled's avatar

MIlo here; True. I keep looking for Gail’s daughter, my original owner. She has, apparently and inexplicably, moved to British Columbia from Providence, RI and is missing in my books.

TJBM is not planning on eating a full English breakfast anytime soon.

bkcunningham's avatar

True. Except for the blood sausage, it sounds good.
TJBM has gone two weeks or longer without having contact with another human.

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM would like to hear Mallacan.

TheIntern55's avatar

Sure. They must be the Spainish version of Cake.
TJBM just got a book called “geektastic”

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM loves spinach :D

gailcalled's avatar

Yes. Either raw in salad or sauted in olive oil with garlic and freshly grated nutmeg…it is filled with calcium, too, if one is not eating dairy.

TJBM is having trouble thinking of a decent TJBM example.

bkcunningham's avatar

True.
TJBM sings in the shower.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

True
TJBM is TJAM

bkcunningham's avatar

True. I have you surrounded.
TJBM lives in the city.

jordym84's avatar

True NYC

TJBM doesn’t like big-city life.

Bellatrix's avatar

I like it actually. I live in a smaller big city than the one I grew up in so I love going to Sydney or Melbourne and all the hustle and bustle there.

TJBM likes to watch Antique Roadshow.

bkcunningham's avatar

True. I’m on their email list. I tried unsuccessfully to get tickets to a show near me when I lived in Rhode Island.

TJBM owns a valuable antique.

jordym84's avatar

@bkcunningham Whereabouts in RI? That’s where I lived during high school and my family still lives there.

False.

TJBM hates the sound of the alarm clock when they’re in a deep sleep!

OpryLeigh's avatar

Who doesn’t?

TJBM had a workout today.

bkcunningham's avatar

False.

Woonsocket, @jordym84.

TJBM has been to New England in the fall.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Lived there for 47 years.

TJBM is waiting for a package from Amazon.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep, and one from FedEx. We’re clearly big online shoppers here.

TJBM is going to summer camp this weekend.

gailcalled's avatar

MIlo here; I wish. Gail is so clingy.

TJBM is sticking with her exercise program

erichw1504's avatar

False, I am a male.

TJBM has been a jelly for over 3 years.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Coming up 4 years

TJBM had a salad and other side dish for lunch.

Coloma's avatar

Yesterday, yes. Right now it is only 10:29 am no lunch yet, but, I have a giant bowl of cut up cantelope and strawberries waiting. Mmmm!

TJBM is riding out a heat wave in their zone

erichw1504's avatar

False, hasn’t been too hot lately.

TJBM likes internet memes.

reijinni's avatar

they’re somewhat ok.
TJBM knows a couple that are celebrating their 51st anniversary.

TheIntern55's avatar

False.
TJBM is getting ready for school. This summer went by quickly….

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is a sloth.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM knows England beat Italy in football today :D

Bellatrix's avatar

Yes, I read your other post! Congrats to England. Now, now storming the Ecuadorian embassy and ruining things!

TJBM wishes they could elect a long since retired senior Prime Minister/President to the top job.

MilkyWay's avatar

Hmm… I’ll have to think about that one.
TJBM likes studying history

Bellatrix's avatar

I do. I love it.

TJBM will make a great lawyer.

MilkyWay's avatar

I sure hope so.
TJBM is procrastinatiing

Bellatrix's avatar

That obvious huh? Procrastinating for Australia today. I would win Gold!

TJBM is sad the Olympics are over but is looking forward to the Paraolympics.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM wants a Nutella sandwich

bkcunningham's avatar

False.

TJBM counts their blessings.

reijinni's avatar

don’t bother
TJBM wants to be on one of these planes.

MilkyWay's avatar

Um, I’m not suicidal.
TJBM is suicidal

TheIntern55's avatar

False. Far from it.
I hope no one here is suicidal, because if they are, we need to fix that.
TJBM has to clean their room today. Speaking of procrastinating….

bkcunningham's avatar

True. The entire house actually. We are having friends over for supper and a nice game of Mexican Train.

TJBM loves stargazing.

TheIntern55's avatar

True. The other day I went to find out when the Perseids were, then I found out it had been the night before. Oh well, I will continue looking at the stars anyway.
TJBM is about to do laundry. Then clean my room.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a lot to do today.

TheIntern55's avatar

True, unfortunatley.
TJBM is leaving FLuther and isn’t coming back until her room is completely clean. See you in 3 months….

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM’s hands are cold.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM will tell me of a way I can warm them up

fremen_warrior's avatar

I could, but then again you couldn’t handle the answer, so no ;)

TJBM is a lean mean killin machine, i.e. lives to exercise.
(which reminds me: time for my evening run)

gailcalled's avatar

Milo here: In our household that would be me. Gail can barely swat a fly.

TJBM has had a very nice day so far, filled with several pleasant surprises.

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, beautiful weather, brand new slave, life does not get better than this.

TJBM is planing a BBQ

gailcalled's avatar

False. No planes right now.

TJBM has tomatoes ripe for the picking in the garden.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I picked them about 10 days ago. YUM YUM
TJBM ate a dozen tomatoes in one day.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No I’d go into vitamin C shock ( if you mean full sized ). and be in the john for the next day.

TJBM makes their own tomato sauce.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM races in the nude.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Racy nudes? Why yes, I like them, indeed I do!

TJBM wants to go skydiving this year.

geeky_mama's avatar

No thanks. Maybe some other year.

TJBM has good taste.

MilkyWay's avatar

In what? Sure.
TJBM has been called a “sophisticated” person.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Well if by excentric is a synonym, then sure…

TJBM knows what they want out of life, and is actively pursuing just that!

MilkyWay's avatar

True, and maybe true, lol!
TJBM has a party to go to

fremen_warrior's avatar

YEAH, and DJ Sandman is playing (yawn). Can’t party, road trip tomorrow.

TJBM likes marmite :P

MilkyWay's avatar

Never had it.
TJBM likes to travel

Bellatrix's avatar

Love it. No sooner am I home than I want to be off again. However, I have children and furry children and love them so I limit my wanderlust.

TJBM is usually surrounded by furry creatures when home.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Nope, though someday I will be… if I ever settle down that is ;-)

TJBM doesn’t mind the new James Bond.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, he’s alright.
TJBM thinks Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I like Sean Connery. Pierce was okay and moved away from the spoofy presentation of Roger Moore but a bit blah I felt. I like Daniel Craig.

TJBM is a bit disappointed Matt Damon isn’t in the new Bourne film.

MilkyWay's avatar

So true!
TJBM likes action/thriller films

TheIntern55's avatar

False. More of a comedy gal.
TJBM worked for 4 hours and barely got anything done. grrr…

MilkyWay's avatar

Hahahahaha, no comment.
TJBM is guilty

shego's avatar

True, I stole a cookie from the cookie jar.

TJBM wants a lyra bird

fremen_warrior's avatar

Nah, I’d prefer one of those big, talking parrots… yarr!

TJBM is learning a tough new language atm.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I know how to use an ATM.

TJBM knows that scuba is an acronym.

geeky_mama's avatar

No, not until you said that, wow! Thanks @erichw1504 for teaching me something new today!

TJBM is a morning person.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Wake me up early and feel the pain! (I’m working on it though)

TJBM likes PB & Jelly.

gailcalled's avatar

MIlo here; Not so much…but peanut butter and mouse is a different story.

TJBM will start a new thread, G*d wot.

Coloma's avatar

Nope, this is a job for Dr.Bill

TJBM stayed up waaay too late last night and is dragging this morning

bkcunningham's avatar

False. We had company over for supper and we played Mexican Train, but I was awake and in the pool at 9 a.m. for water yoga/Tai Chi.

TJBM loves life.

Coloma's avatar

True. :-)

TJBM is more of an optimist than a pessimist

bkcunningham's avatar

True. My glass is always half full.

TJBM wears glasses and/or contacts.

fremen_warrior's avatar

No.

TJBM is merciless with people who seriously wronged them.

reijinni's avatar

There’s a guy I need to mess up for a long time
TJBM is getting fed up with certain people.

Bellatrix's avatar

Sure. Some people rub me the wrong way but that’s life.

TJBM has had an odd problem with their computer this morning.

DrBill's avatar

true, it won’t play words with friends

TJBM is seeking kalimar

Bellatrix's avatar

No, I have a Canon.

TJBM spends too much on photographic equipment and… things.

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, but it is really good stuff, I love that new 1,000 mm zoom lens

TJBM is looking forward to bedtime

jordym84's avatar

Very true!! I’m just about to call it a night :)

TJBM loves catching up with dear old friends.

bkcunningham's avatar

True.
TJBM watched the sunrise this morning.

TheIntern55's avatar

False. It’s cloudy, no sun out today!
TJBM is going on an adventure today. Happy Saturday!

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

bkcunningham's avatar

Haha. False. But I am eating a Nature Valley Cruncy Peanut Butter Granola Bar.

TJBM is drinking water.

Coloma's avatar

False. Just finished my last cup of coffee, I slept in this morning til 9, but..I do drink a LOT of water.

TJBM is enjoying a cool morning with sprinkles Oh praise the lord, or the weather gods, finally, some relief form our two week heat wave!

MilkyWay's avatar

True :)
TJBM likes listening to classical music whilst cooking

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes, yes. I listen to it at bedtime to fall asleep. haha

TJBM does not like country music

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I like it.
TJBM has tried Arab food before

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM has chased down Polish food with German food.

jordym84's avatar

False.

TJBM enjoys lazy Saturdays and/or Sundays in.

bkcunningham's avatar

Oh, yes. True.

TJBM has felt true happiness.

MilkyWay's avatar

I don’t know :/
TJBM is quite distressed by this notion…

bkcunningham's avatar

True. The thought that someone of any age may not be able to pinpoint a time when they’ve felt true happiness makes me feel a little sad for that person.

TJBM likes cake.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is a kangaroo

jordym84's avatar

Define kangaroo.

TJBM would love some ice cream right about now.

MilkyWay's avatar

So true! It’s one in the morning and boiling hot :/
TJBM is going downstairs to get some chocolate ice cream

Bellatrix's avatar

I live in a one story house. No downstairs and no chocolate ice cream. :-(

TJBM is very organised when it comes to filing their emails.

jordym84's avatar

False…I’m very organized with everything else in my life, except my emails =/

TJBM wishes summer lasted a little longer.

bkcunningham's avatar

False. I think the seasons are perfect. (I live in Florida.)

TJBM is watching American football.

MilkyWay's avatar

False!
TJBM likes Pear Drops

Bellatrix's avatar

Ewww. No.

TJBM remembers when sweets were displayed in jars and scooped into little paper bags.

bkcunningham's avatar

True. Penny candy bags.

TJBM stills buys candy from jars and scoops it into plastic bags.

MilkyWay's avatar

Sometimes, when they are sold like that.
TJBM will tell us what their favourite language apart from english is.

DrBill's avatar

True Sioux….................... ckya haz dino

TJBM has no idea what that says

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True!
TJBM watched Full Metal Jacket last night

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM watched Yellow Submarine.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM is sleepy again

bkcunningham's avatar

False.

TJBM is going to have a fantastic day!

fremen_warrior's avatar

Someday, sure, why not.

TJBM is (slightly) paranoid.

Paul's avatar

Sometimes I feel like somebodies’ watching MEEE
TJBM loves that song

DrBill's avatar

True, if you mean this song

TJBM is playing the song while deciding what to ask the next Jelly

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM likes deviled eggs

MilkyWay's avatar

Um, what are those??
TJBM enjoys eating satanic food stuff

bkcunningham's avatar

Deviled eggs? Mmmm, yes.

TJBM enjoys eating angel food cake.

MilkyWay's avatar

True xD
TJBM is the devil…

fremen_warrior's avatar

Sssh! Not so loud! ...care for some cake? ;-)

TJBM is no angel either…

jordym84's avatar

Depends who you ask ;)

TJBM can’t help but laugh at this.

reijinni's avatar

it’s funny
TJBM want to mix angel’s food and devil’s food into the same cake.

fremen_warrior's avatar

That cake would have to be a lie!

TJBM has actually played what was just referenced here…

DrBill's avatar

true

TJBM Knows if you mix devil’s food and angel food into one cake, it makes “little Nicky” cake

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is a black sheep

bkcunningham's avatar

In certain aspects, True.

TJBM is an expert at something.

gailcalled's avatar

Milo here; False.I am an expert at everything. Time for a nap.

bkcunningham's avatar

False. It isn’t time for a nap. ;~)
TJBM is a climber.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I like climbing
TJBM loves the outdoors

bkcunningham's avatar

True.

TJBM has given every answer a Great Answer on this thread.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, that was you :)
TJBM is a lurving kinda person

Paul's avatar

Great answer!
TJBM is so meta it hurts.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM thinks that Milo is really Garfield.

gailcalled's avatar

Milo here; Close. Garfield is really me.

TJB believes that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

bkcunningham's avatar

True.

TJBM likes flowers and cats.

gailcalled's avatar

True. I also love cleverclogs.
TJBM can smell autumn in the air and in the slant of the sun at dusk.

bkcunningham's avatar

False. The smell of autumn has avoided me and left me perplexed. If it weren’t for the shortening of the days, I’d still believe in an endless, playful summer.

TJBM doesn’t mind that someone borrowed their look.

reijinni's avatar

Why would anybody want to borrow my look?
TJBM thinks that this thread is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

gailcalled's avatar

@reijinni: Note the avatar that @bkcunningham is currently using.

bkcunningham's avatar

False. @gailcalled, I felt so pretty – and exceptionally smart.

TJBM just took the leap and changed their avatar for the first time.

Paul's avatar

Recently
TJBM will respond within seconds

bkcunningham's avatar

True.
TJBM loves comics.

reijinni's avatar

comics are fine, the look is ok.
TJBM will answer my previous post.

Paul's avatar

I started typing it our before but @bkcunningham beat me to it, at least he loves comics.
It is part 42 so I suppose it is.
TJBM loves Red Dwarf (ha! You thought I’d say HHGTTG)

fremen_warrior's avatar

What’s Red Dwarf? Some sort of tv series?

TJBM gives blood / plasma regularly.

Coloma's avatar

Not recently, but, I have a rare blood type, O negative with the RH factor—so my blood is gold.—Thanks for reminding me

TJBM has a rare blood type

DrBill's avatar

Not really that rare it is A+ (because I studied before my blood test)

TJBM likes saying ”what the fluther

Coloma's avatar

Haha…I will now!

TJBM is too tired to make dinner but needs to eat something

bkcunningham's avatar

I’m on the east coast. I made supper a long time ago.

TJBM is thinking about nighty-night very soon.

gailcalled's avatar

True. In about two minutes.

TJBM knows that you have to keep several containers of cole slaw, marinated chick peas, salsa and corn chips, and hummus and pita available for the—years- days when you don’t feel like cooking.

Coloma's avatar

True. Ironically I went grocery shopping today but am still too tired to cook. haha

TJBM is going to say “goodnight” to all of us that must go to bed now

reijinni's avatar

nope, just got up.
TJBM wants to learn Polish/.

Paul's avatar

Not particularly, I’d rather speak Mandarin.
TJBM is tired

erichw1504's avatar

False, thanks to the help of my friend caffeine.

TJBM owns a pair of ass-less chaps.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

No, but my cat does.

The jelly below me is eating right now.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM wears a spiked dog collar.

MilkyWay's avatar

Sometimes… ;)
TJBM can tell the difference between a female human being, and a bitch

bkcunningham's avatar

True.

TJBM has bleached hair.

MilkyWay's avatar

False,
TJBM has natural highlights

Coloma's avatar

True. I am naturally blonde and it doesn’t take much to lighten my hair.

TJBM is grumpy from a 3 week heat wave grrrr

reijinni's avatar

should I be?
TJBM sleeps alone :).

bkcunningham's avatar

False.

TJBM like PB&J.

DrBill's avatar

TRUE

TJBM rarely eats breakfast

bkcunningham's avatar

True.

TJBM doesn’t usually eat breakfast but loves a good brunch.

OpryLeigh's avatar

True!

TJBM recently got some money changed to a different currency.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is about to munch on some lunch.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, already had mine.
TJBM is horny

erichw1504's avatar

False, not the best time while at work.

TJBM owns a pair of Crocs.

reijinni's avatar

no way, never will own
TJBM has burned their bras.

bkcunningham's avatar

False. That is why my ta-tas are still very nice.

TJBM has nice ta-tas.

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol! True.
TJBM has a nice arse

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM likes boobies!

MilkyWay's avatar

Sure
TJBM likes whatever the hell they want

fremen_warrior's avatar

Hell yeah! Midget porn! erm… long walks on the beach

TJBM has a surreal sense of humour ;)

MilkyWay's avatar

At times.
TJBM is dreading something

glacial's avatar

True.
TJBM is thirsty.

bkcunningham's avatar

True.

TJBM is getting sleepy.

reijinni's avatar

soon
TJBM would love this gem.

gailcalled's avatar

Nein, danke (That’s the answer to the question, “How many symphonies did you write, Herr Beethoven?”)

TJBM wore a sweater tonight for the first time in three months.

DrBill's avatar

False it is still hot here

TJBM is thinking about a loved one tonight

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM thinks it’s time for Milo’s bath.

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol! False
TJBM likes the way German sounds

fremen_warrior's avatar

Herr Gott, nein! Ich hasse diese schreckliche Sprache!

TJBM’s parents also majored in German philology…

MilkyWay's avatar

Woah, I wish.
TJBM has been to Europe

fremen_warrior's avatar

Well duh, I live here!

TJBM does not want a 9–5 lifestyle

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM has been to the UK

OpryLeigh's avatar

I’m currently here!

TJBM is counting down the day until something exciting.

MilkyWay's avatar

Hmm, false.
TJBM is going to watch Real Madrid vs Barcelona

erichw1504's avatar

Falses.

TJBM just had one of these.

fremen_warrior's avatar

A young Meg Ryan enjoying cake a tad too mcuh? ;) I’d love to have had one but no…

TJBM’s upstairs neighbour is also a powertool aficionado… <grumbles>

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope, that’s my dad.
TJBM loves being given chocolate as a gift.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Why not, goes well with coffee. I could live without it though, I’m quite pragmatic about food (aka fuel).

TJBM is up to something ;)

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I’m always upto something.
TJBM is the devil’s advocate.

fremen_warrior's avatar

True, I can argue for the sake of arguing a point nobody wants to defend. The scary part is, I find I can often convince people with good ideas to change their minds, so nowadays I do it rather sparingly.

TJBM is thinks they spend waay too much time on teh interwebs.

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm..sometimes, but, I am also easily able to go away and leave my laptop at home.
TJBM will tell us their favorite food

erichw1504's avatar

True, mexican.

TJBM likes to party.

MilkyWay's avatar

You betcha!
TJBM likes to imitate the country accent

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM likes disco kittehs.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Disco kittehs y r u no playing de muziks? <cool stuff>

TJBM has been to Ireland (Éire) many times.

reijinni's avatar

never been
TJBM has played this game.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is currently listening to music and will tell us the song.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Haha, true: S.U.S by the Ruts

TJBM likes punk!

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM loves classic video games.

fremen_warrior's avatar

False.

TJBM is thinking they should do more with their life.

erichw1504's avatar

True, but there’s the internet.

TJBM got up early this morning.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM is sleeping in late tonight.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I’d rather sleep in late tomorrow morning.

TJBM doesn’t mind cold food.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Food = fuel, as long as it’s edible, sure.

TJBM wants to travel a lot more.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM needs to go grocery shopping.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Did that yesterday.

TJBM has a steak to grill over the weekend

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is going on vacation soon.

Coloma's avatar

Just did, a couple weeks ago, spent a few days at the coast.
TJBM will tell us their favorite color

gailcalled's avatar

MIlo here; White, followed closely by black. Here’

TJBM is preparing to return to school soon.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is the one who knocks.

gailcalled's avatar

On what?

MilkyWay's avatar

@erichw1504 True
@gailcalled On wood-en doors ;)
TJBM likes alternative rock

erichw1504's avatar

True, my favorite is ultrapotassic volcanic rock.

TJBM likes alternative trees.

Coloma's avatar

Alternative trees? Yes, I guess so, I love my weeping blue spruce and my smoke trees.

TJBM loves eggs benedict the heart attack on a plate breakfast lol

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is now hungry.

Coloma's avatar

True! Oooh BLT’s, OMG…must-have-a-BLT!

TJBM can’t wait for cooler weather

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM exercised recently.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM remembers using Prodigy to go online.

fremen_warrior's avatar

I used to go online to listen to Prodigy – does that count?

TJBM is feeling great.

reijinni's avatar

ok, meant this.
TJBM sleeps with the fishes.

fremen_warrior's avatar

What fetishes? So uh… nice weather we’re having, isn’t it?

TJBM likes riddles.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM believes.

fremen_warrior's avatar

I lost my religion a long time ago, if that’s what you’re asking.

TJBM spends a lot of time thinking about the future.

MilkyWay's avatar

Not really.
TJBM takes it as it comes.

fremen_warrior's avatar

For the most part. Who doesn’t like surprises?

TJBM stayed up waaay past bedtime and is turning in for the night.

MilkyWay's avatar

True and false xD
TJBM is an insomniac

fremen_warrior's avatar

Not really. I just always end up waking up at 11 am and going to sleep at 3 in the morning – no idea why.

TJBM also sets 5 alarms and can still oversleep…

Coloma's avatar

False, I am a pretty light sleeper, comes from years of living in the country and mass small livestock slaughter from predators in the night. One peep from the chickens and it’s grab a gun and run! lolol

TJBM loves, loves, LOVES garlic bread!

DrBill's avatar

TRUE: even make my own with extra garlic

TJBM is going to bed early tonight

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM thinks that Kolob is now in a million pieces.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I don’t even know what that is. Can’t be arsed to google it :P
TJBM is feeling lazy

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm…it’s coming after a couple of IPAs and the hot tub moment this Friday eve. lol
TJBM thinks snakes are cool creatures

bkcunningham's avatar

FALSE.
TJBM is terrified of snakes.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Depends on the snake…

The jelly below me eats fake meat.

Coloma's avatar

Only imitation crab meat, which is only whitefish simulated to look like carb. haha

TJBM wonders where @WillWorkForChocolate has been lately

Mr_Paradox's avatar

Like me in Grand Teton and Yellowstone?

TJBM hates flying.

fremen_warrior's avatar

I thoroughly enjoy flying!

TJBM reads a lot

reijinni's avatar

every once in a while
TJBM wonders what will happen when the Klan and MS 13 get into a fight.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM has seen Prince Harry nekked

fremen_warrior's avatar

hell no, why would I want to?!

TJBM needs a change of scenery.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, but, I had my two days at the beach the other week, that’s all I get for now. lol

TJBM likes dark beer

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, if you consider root beer dark

TJBM now wants a root beer

Coloma's avatar

False, having coffee, just woke up about 40 minutes ago.

TJBM is going to splurge on a decadent dinner tonight

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM misses Neil Armstrong.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

False

TJBM will help me ensure that this thread reaches 1,000 responces!

MilkyWay's avatar

Um, sure :)
TJBM is eating triple chocolate cookies :D

fremen_warrior's avatar

No, I’d have to go to the gas station to get them at this hour… uh… brb!

<you hear someone run out, slamming the door behind themt>

TJBM could replace all three (four?) meals with a brownie+latte combo ;)

reijinni's avatar

no way!
TJBM likes the results of today’s little league game.

geeky_mama's avatar

I didn’t catch the end result – was it Japan or Panama?

TJBM is going on vacation.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

False, just got back.

TJBM is ready to just go curb stomp a few US Congressmen

Coloma's avatar

Nah, I could care less, but, my crazy neighbor has Romney put downs all over his property. Hand painted Romney posters bitching about him…seriously, get a grip! lol

TJBM is enjoying a beautiful evening

DrBill's avatar

True: so far so good

TJBM is attracted to someone from afar

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a daughter.

fremen_warrior's avatar

False.

TJBM is very laid back.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM will not vote for a Republican.

MilkyWay's avatar

We don’t have Republicans over here :P
TJBM is angry at someone.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Yeah, a few professors for making life at Uni more difficult than it had to be. Grrr…

TJBM would never want to live in their hometown/village/city.

Coloma's avatar

True. I hate the city I grew up in. Of course, I hate big cities anyway. lol

TJBM is a country boy/girl at heart

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is a penguin at heart.

Coloma's avatar

Nah, I’m a silly goose

TJBM loves birds

gailcalled's avatar

MIlo here.: Yum.

TJBM saw a great blue heron yesterday and the twin fawns (bigger but still dappled) down in the field this morning.

reijinni's avatar

nope, looking at butterflies
TJBM wants butterflies.

Coloma's avatar

Not to keep, but I like looking at them. @gailcalled No herons, but yes, fawns in my yard this morning,

TJBM like cream of celery soup

gailcalled's avatar

@Coloma: Still dappled?

“Celery, raw, develops the jaw, but celery, stewed, is more quietly chewed”. Ogden Nash

Coloma's avatar

@gailcalled Slightly, fading and babies are in their long legged phase now but still quite small, maybe 3 months old. Hah..love the little O.N. ditty!

Mr_Paradox's avatar

False
TJBM needs a vacation after their vacation.

Coloma's avatar

Haha, yes, that happened to me a few weeks ago. Sometimes vacations leave you more exhausted. lol

TJBM has cool big trees around their house they like looking at

fremen_warrior's avatar

A few, yes. Trees FTW!!!

TJBM can’t stand the heat…

Coloma's avatar

True, true, true! Anything over about 87 I hate.

TJBM loves big. crazy storms

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

VERY true! (As long as there’s no damage…)

The jelly below me had fun listening to their kids talk about their first day of school.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Why does everyone these days insist I (should) have kids?! False! lol

TJBM likes to sit on the verandah/porch during summer thunderstorms, sipping tea, and reading books.

Coloma's avatar

Last big T-storm I was anchoring my market umbrella to the table while it tried to launch me off my deck. lol

TJBM has traveled out of the country before

bkcunningham's avatar

True.
TJBM is a collector.

erichw1504's avatar

Somewhat true.

TJBM is hairy.

gailcalled's avatar

MIlo here; True but I prefer to call myself sleek and velvety.

TJBM is annoyed at her professional help (doctor, lawyer, indian chief); why don’t they return phone calls?

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has watched the MarbleHornet videos.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM is haunted by an event that happened a long time ago.

bkcunningham's avatar

Haunted? False.
TJBM believes in ghosts.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is ready for the Fall TV season.

Coloma's avatar

False. I don;t watch TV, but I am ready for fall

TJBM has a headache

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has a hangover

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has seen The Hangover.

fremen_warrior's avatar

False.

TJBM has some form of synesthesia.

MilkyWay's avatar

synesthesia.??
TJBM makes up words :P

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Sometimes.
TJBM wants to go out for a walk

fremen_warrior's avatar

I really, really do. Problem is I power-walk or run I can’t seem to relax on a walk…

@MilkyWay false is a word, silly ;-)

TJBM also thinks the author of these lyrics is trying to tell us he has Borderline Personality Disorder.

I mean:

”...I’m walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What’s fucked up when everything’s alright…”

Coloma's avatar

Hmmmm….call in Freud lol

TJBM has fall allergies kicking in

fremen_warrior's avatar

nope, allergy free.

TJBM Can’t seem to find a place for themselves

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM thinks someone needs to start Part 43.

Coloma's avatar

True, true true * Biiiiilllllllllllll…..Bill…where for art thou Bill?

TJBM knows where Dr,Bill is

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a headache.

Coloma's avatar

True-ish, my fall allergies just kicked in a few days ago, I want a new face. lol

TJBM brushes their teeth in the shower

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM master… I mean, sings in the shower.

DrBill's avatar

How did you know I was a master? I mean no I don’t

TJBM plans to visit old friends this weekend

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM knows how to create a ♫ using the keyboard.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM goes around naked on wash day.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Yep.

TJBM drinks 3 coffies a day on workdays.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, 2 :P
TJBM likes Green Day

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM goes around naked on days that end with a “y”.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Does flashing people count? Then no in both cases ;-)

(I only like a few songs by GD, they’re decent but def. not on my “top ten list”)

TJBM thinks guitars are sexy…

MilkyWay's avatar

False…
TJBM thinks this is sexy?

fremen_warrior's avatar

True. Very interesting combination, me gusta. Thanks for sharing this gem.

(and guitars are sexy btw.)

TJBM should be doing something important atm.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I have to finish my project before monday :/
@fremen_warrior I adore her work, glad you liked it :)
TJBM plays a musical instrument and will tell us which one

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Several trap drum, double bass, bass guitar, ukulele and guitar. Does auto harp zither count ? I just got one of those.

TJBM has been the object of a newspaper article.

fremen_warrior's avatar

False I’ve never been caught :P My great grandfather did get written about in a Lviv newspaper once…

@MilkyWay if you like violin you’re probably an ELO fan too ;-) amiright or amiright?

TJBM expresses themselves creatively be it through writing, creating art, or playing an instrument.

gailcalled's avatar

True. (And I have been the subject of several newspaper articles.My grandfather… and thus great grandfather… was from the Ukraine also.)

TJBM never seems to get all of his/her chores done. Cross one item off the list…add two more.

fremen_warrior's avatar

@gailcalled Lviv was still a thriving Polish city at the time. Its loss to the Ukrainians is a very sad moment in our history.

Very true. I need to get rid of some stuff so I’ll have less to clean…

TJBM is the epitome of happy go lucky.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

More like the antithesis.

The jelly below me dislikes sweets.

erichw1504's avatar

False, although I don’t like to consume them often.

TJBM likes Mountain Dew.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Diet if you could.

TJBM has had Jolt cola.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Jolt – one of those tinny sounding words, nasty little things. Pang on the other hand, very woody. Mmm, Pang gone! Mhm, yes…

TJBM is listening to a song on repeat recently and doesn’t mind sharing it here.

erichw1504's avatar

True: Spag Heddy – I Need You

TJBM is eating lunch.

Coloma's avatar

False, still having my morning coffee, only 9 am on the west coast.
TJBM likes butterscotch pudding

bkcunningham's avatar

True, sometimes. If I’m in the mood.
TJBM has used a real outhouse, not a port-a-potty.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM once got stuck in a port-a-potty.

reijinni's avatar

never been in one.
TJBM would love to dance to this hit.

Coloma's avatar

True, great old song.

TJBM feels creative

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I’ve begun to write again :)
TJBM has recently painted a house (Not painted a house, but painted a picture of a house)

bkcunningham's avatar

False.
TJBM knows tonight is the second Blue Moon this August.

MilkyWay's avatar

I do now, so true.
TJBM is sad the last day of summer has ended

gailcalled's avatar

False because summer does not end until the Fall Equinox, on or about Sept. 21.

TJBM has gone outside and looked at the blue moon (which is the name of the second moon of a month. The first moon is called the full moon.)

MilkyWay's avatar

False, but I will do so soon.
TJBM learns a lot from @gailcalled and thinks she and Milo are adorable :)

gailcalled's avatar

MIlo here: False; I am gorgeous but no one would give Gail a second glance.

TJBM loves the end-of-summer fresh corn, watermelon and tomatoes.

reijinni's avatar

just the corn
TJBM would like to take Milo to a Korean restaurant.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…true.

TJBM would like to take my goose Marwyn swimming with them at the lake

MilkyWay's avatar

True :)
TJBM just picked wild berries from their back garden and is eating them :D

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have been collecting scads of seeds from my flowers.

It is morning in TJBM’s zone

MilkyWay's avatar

False, early evening.
TJBM loves to go out in the evening a bit before the sun sets, to catch the golden light.

Coloma's avatar

True. Some lovely twilights over here.
TJBM would like to learn the art of Bonsai

fremen_warrior's avatar

False. For some reason they creep me out.

TJBM is struggling with procrastination

reijinni's avatar

often

TJBM isn’t capable of writing long stories.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

True
TJBM can’t wait for the Doctor Who premier!

fremen_warrior's avatar

Very true! ;-) Running out of solid shows to watch btw…

TJBM cannot understand why Firefly was pulled…

Coloma's avatar

Not sure who/what Firefly is?

TJBM remembers the original Dr. Who movie

fremen_warrior's avatar

False.

Firefly was a one-season very promissing sci-fi show. Well thought out too (e.g. Chinese was as widely spoken as English).

TJBM has “blisters on their fingers”.

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM likes my cat “Myles” in my avatar

reijinni's avatar

he seems ok. I bet he would like this video.
TJBM has pushed their cat over the edge.

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
TJBM dislikes long nails on a woman

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True
TJBM went to a party

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM has an important appointment tomorrow

Coloma's avatar

False, but, I have tons to do on Tues.

TJBM is enjoying fall weather coming on

reijinni's avatar

sure
TJBM is going to kiss this nice fellow.

MilkyWay's avatar

I Can’t because he doesn’t exist…
TJBM has kissed a frog when they were younger thinking it would turn into a prince

fremen_warrior's avatar

False.

TJBM sees THIS whenever they see the word FALSE.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has accepted The Doctor as their lord and saviour.

MilkyWay's avatar

False. I don’t have a lord and neither do I need a saviour.
TJBM misses David Tennant as the Doctor

fremen_warrior's avatar

True.

TJBM thinks daleks (exterior) look funny (short ears, long clown nose/eye thing sticking out)

geeky_mama's avatar

I suppose..but still I find their variants fascinating.

TJBM loves the work of Joss Whedon.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM recently broke bad.

fremen_warrior's avatar

These alegations are completely unfounded and the evidence is circumstantial!

TJBM doesn’t give a single f*ck anymore.

Coloma's avatar

Haha, for the most part, no, I don’t.

TJBM is having a hard time returning to reality today after a long party weekend.

bkcunningham's avatar

False. I have stopped drinking.

TJBM has experienced a two day hangover.

reijinni's avatar

never drank
TJBM is a bad driver.

Coloma's avatar

False, I am an aggressive mountain mama, I know my roads like the back of my hand.
@bkcunningham No drinking, just lots of eating and a happy brownie. lol

TJBM is a foodie

MilkyWay's avatar

If that means loving food and eating it all the time, then yes. True.
TJBM is a no-shit kinda person.

bkcunningham's avatar

False.
@Coloma, I’m glad you have know how to have fun and let your hair down.
TJBM is a happy-go-lucky sort of person.

Coloma's avatar

For the most part yes, it’s rare to find me in an off mood and when I am I just go to my woman cave for a few days and all’s well again.

TJBM knows that Pacific Salmon can smell one drop of their hatching waters in over 2 million parts sea water

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Ummm, false. I had no idea.

The jelly below me is watching their cat skitz out.

Coloma's avatar

False. Mine are out for their morning frolic.

TJBM woke up to cool and cloudy conditions Yay!

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM has fed their pigs candy corn.

MilkyWay's avatar

False xD
TJBM had pizza for lunch

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM is half asleep in frog pajamas

Coloma's avatar

False.
I am half asleep with allergies in shorts and tank top and a sweat jacket. lol

TJBM is barefoot

gailcalled's avatar

@Coloma: I bet the allergies look very photogenic in their little outfits

Coloma's avatar

@gailcalled Haha…oooh, I am loopy for sure.

Coloma's avatar

TJBM is going to abandon this thread until part 43 shows up

DrBill's avatar

True and go here instead

MilkyWay's avatar

TJBM is here, there, and everywhere! :)

erichw1504's avatar

False, I only have one body.

TJBM has more than one body.

MilkyWay's avatar

True….........................
TJBM has an evil laugh smell

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True, but only when I’m flatulent!
TJBM will talk like a pirate today

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has a hook for a hand

fremen_warrior's avatar

Nooo.

TJBM… ninja is the culprit behind ninja threading part 42…

MilkyWay's avatar

asdgukiyhj5bkjtkjl
TJBM talks gibberish

fremen_warrior's avatar

Baboons.

010101000100101001000010010011010010000001101001011100110010000001100001001000000110111001100101011100100110010000100001 ;-)

DrBill's avatar

True, I do speak binary

TJBM is thinking, what the fluther was that?

gailcalled's avatar

it’s not π, if that’s any help.

TJBM exercised today and is feeling holier-than-thou.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Nope, I did however gain an “academic title” today :P

(and speaking of the above there are “binary to text” converters on the net you know)

TJBM needs sleep. Baaad.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM has loads of essays to write

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True, my blogs are woefully out of date! But I won’t be writing them today!

TJBM will be cleaning out their garage today.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is off to bed

bkcunningham's avatar

True
TJBM watched the US Presidential Debate.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Bits and pieces. I’m watching the digests on both MSNBC and Faux Fox News right now.

TJBM is loyal to a political party.

bkcunningham's avatar

False
TJBM loves thunderstorms.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True

TJBM likes snowstorms.

gailcalled's avatar

True if they look like this

TJBM is thrilled that Mitts was silly enough to insult Big Bird.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True. I guess. BB has some job security now!

TJBM wants to be a rock god(dess)!

bkcunningham's avatar

False.
TJBM has an obsession with rocks.

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