The Jelly below me Part 42?

TJBM knows why 42 is the perfect number.

True. Because YOU made it the most important number!

TJBM is hap, hap, happy for part 42

Well 42 is the meaning of… so of course I am happy to be part of it.

TJBM is getting ready to go to bed.

I am getting ready to go to bed soon.

TJBM had a productive Sunday today.

True. I had to work. :-/

TJBM has great plans for tomorrow (Monday.)

True. I plan to stay home and do nothing productive. :)

The jelly below me types quickly.

True, but only when it doesn’t take me forever to figure out what an acronym stands for, even though it’s right there in front of me (TJBM, by the way).

TJBM is probably laughing at the fact that it took me long to figure out what TJBM stands for…

True, you need to strengthen the old brain don’t you?

TJBM has to go to the bathroom.

Nope. I just went.

TJBM likes the new American TV show Newsroom.

Never seen it but it sounds interesting.

TJBM is waiting for a parcel to be delivered.

True, my shipment of liquid itrogen is coming in.

TJBM wants a hug.

My dog just gave me one. I have been away from home for a week until last night so he is very cuddly right now.

TJBM can give me a bottle of acetone to remove my nail polish.

I can give you better stuff than just acetone for your nails.
TJBM knows what pillow to use when your neck bones are fractured.

False. But I just slept in a bit with one of my pillows over my face to block ut the sunrise. lol

TJBM is going on a little get away this week

I wish!!! I’m starting my first “big girl” job today, so a getaway is out of the question this week…

TJBM woke up early today.

Mmmmm…medium early, 7ish. Good luck on your 1st big girl job @jordym84

TJBM has allergies

Coughing today from pollen.

TJBM has leftovers ready for lunch.

Not today. I’ll probably avtually eat something frozen and go shopping later for groceries. But, I sen my husband off with a packed lunch of leftovers from last night and some fruit for a snack.

TJBM took a vacation in the last three months.

only from my senses.
TJBM is vacationing in Syria.

false.
TJBM is half asleep.

True, which is dangerous when you’re cooking!

The jelly below me wants some of these awesome honey dijon and bacon crusted porkchops that I made.

Well I hadn’t known about them until now but… bring them on!

TJBM is having a lazy day reading books and watching films.

nope
TJBM has compiled a list of companies to avoid.

Nope
TJBM wants to share some really good books with the rest of us.

False.

TJBM is an electro house junkie.

I don’t think I qualify for junkie status but I do listen to a fair amount of electro house, techno, and ambient/trance..along with a lot of other alternative music.

TJBM was/is a DJ.

False, but I am good at entertaining people. lol

TJBM has a zany personality

More quirky, I would say.
TJBM is exhausted from teaching VBS the past 2 days.

No, I never get tired of teaching children

TJBM Had to think about what question to ask

False.

The jelly below me wants a frosty beer right now.

True, hven’t had one in a while
TJBM wants to run away from the political hellhole the country has become until election day.

False, but I do wish there was someone worth voting for in the race

TJBM would love a frosty mug of Root Beer right now

Not really. It’s quite cool here today so I don’t want anything frosty and I have never had root beer :D I prefer to drink it rather than root it!

TJBM drinks tea in preference to root beer.

I drink both.
TJBM has mixed tea and root beer.

Nope, and never will (I really, really, really don’t like root beer)

TJBM had a long day and is about ready to call it a night.

True, getting ready for bed now.

The jelly below me is fluthering from bed.

Nope. I am on my sofa in the family room.

TJBM just watched Aly Raisman give an amazing gymnastics performance on floor.

False, couldn’t care less
TJBM has insomnia and can’t sleep.

I do and I wake up just about every night and have to get up and do something other than sleep until I can go back to sleep.

TJBM has done @Fly’s “I side with” quiz.

I did do the quiz.

TJBM has been to Alaska.

No! I so want to though. I am hoping to go next year. I may have to pick @JLeslie‘s brains about cruises and the like.

TJBM is planning a big holiday.

I want to, but can’t for now. I did, however, just finish planning a mini-holiday with a friend for September, which I’m very much looking forward to.

TJBM is able to tell me what @Fly’s “I side with” quiz is about.

True. It’s about which American Presidential candidate you agree with on the issues of today.

TJBM made a big career change after the age of 40.

I did. The work towards it started in my 30s though.

TJBM is looking to buy a new house.

Thank you @JLeslie :)

Nope, but I am on the prowl for my very first apartment :) To rent, not buy.

TJBM is a fan of big band music.

TRUE, I am a fan of almost all music styles.

TJBM I looking forward to the upcoming meteor shower (night of 8/12–13)

True. The Perseids should be an awe inspiring show from the heavens.
TJBM owns a telescope.

False. But..I have wanted one for awhile now.

TJBM is the TJAM

True. I have you surrounded.
TJBM is over 30.

False

TJBM has a new phone.

Nope, same old same old. I’m holding my breath for the iPhone 5.

TJBM is pro-Android.

False, haven’t really used that OS yet.

TJBM is NSFW.

No, not today
TJBM loves buffalo wings

False. I prefer white meat.
TJBM is participating in this experiment.

I am now. Thank you. :)
TJBM got 8 whipped cream pies to the face by various children participating in an obstacle course today. I smell disgusting.

No missed the “Course”

TJBM is counting the hours until the weekend.

False. There’s a small family reunion this weekend and when you get large amounts of Puerto Ricans together in a pool with pool noodles and squirt guns, you fear for your life.
Or is that just my family?
TJBM thinks it’s time for a new profile picture. Sorry, Popeye. Time to go….

yep
TJBM has won a trip to New Jersey.

Never, a nuclear accident would IMPROVE the air quality in New Jersey.
TJBM is trying to avoid New Jersey at all costs.

I wouldn’t say that. Although, Elizabeth does smell badly. Parts of Jersey are very nice.

TJBM is a mosquito magnet and currently has 5+ mosquito bites like me.

not at the moment
TJBM thinks monsters can be made scarier if they wear a white collar.

False.
TJBM is having typing problems.

True, only because I cannot type

TJBM is having a good night

True. But it’s about to end.
TJBM is going to bed. Night night, sleep tight!

True. Don’t let the bedbugs bite. Sweet dreams.
TJBM works third shift.

@bkcunningham Nope. I don’t work at all. Well, I do work around the house, and plan events for a club we belong to, and sometimes I do those things during the third shift since I seem to have screwy sleep habits lately.

TJBM has blue eyes.

False
TJBM just woke up

No. It’s 7.15pm. Been up for hours and hours.

TJBM knows what lampworking is.

False
TJBM will tell me about that lampworking TJAM mentioned

It is a method of working with glass using a torch, like a blow torch, to melt the glass and then manipulate it into beads, other jewellery, Christmas ornaments and a whole range of different things. The craft dates back to the 14th century.

TJBM participates in a craft that dates back to earlier centuries.

Wow thanks :) sounds great.

I don’t know, does playing music count?
TJBM is watching the Olympics.

not really
TJBM is afraid of people with clerical collars.

False.

TJBM feels like this right now

No don’t feel that way but went to the mirror and I look that way.

TJBM has more than 6 mirrors in their house.

Sure..but then we have 4 bathrooms, and usually 6 or more people living here.

TJBM has antiques in their house.

yep
TJBM is an antique.

False, my dad however is so old that when god said “Let there be light!” He was the one who fliped the switch
TJBM wants to go swiming.

True!
TJBM saw a black cat today.

True, I live with one!

The jelly below me is superstitious about black cats.

Nope. Only superstitous about saying something good or bad out loud. LOL. I have to laugh at myself with that. Not really superstitious, but I follow those with kinahora or God forbid respectively. Oh, and having baby things set up in the house before the baby is born. More tradition that superstition.

TJBM wants to take a nap.

No, not really.
TJBM is worried about something.

I am. My boy dog is not well and is on his way to see the vet. I am just hoping he is okay.

TJBM understands how stressful it is when one of our loved pets isn’t well.

Awwww true, I really do.

The jelly below me has a reading addiction. :)

TRUE, you should see my library.
TJBM is Fluthering from their phone.

False.
TJBM is making root beer floats and playing 50s music. No poodle skirts, unfortunatley.

False and false.
TJBM loves music from the 80s.

true! favorite decade
TJBM loves Eurovision.

False.
TJBM doesn’t like mainstream pop.

True for the most part (unless we’re talking about the 90s, of course).

TJBM lives in the USA.

True.

TJBM has lived outside of their country.

I have. I grew up in the UK and now live in Australia. If I have any regrets it’s that I can’t travel more and spend time ‘living’ in other countries. I would love to do that.

TJBM enjoys travelling to other countries and experiencing different cultures.

Most definitely!!! My goal is to find a job that will allow me to do just that and still get paid for it best of both worlds :D

TJBM has owned a Tamagochi.

False.
TJBM likes Green Day.

False,
TJBM has a secret obsession with a chocolate.

Secret? No, everyone knows :p
TJBM is a Pokemon.

nope
TJBM knows how to filet a Pokemon.

True, every once and a while I filet me a pikachu
TJBM is secretly a superhero.

I am cat woman… (oops, or perhaps they said cat lady?).

TJBM likes crime shows on TV.

True.
TJBM wants to go to the beach.

True. But, there is no beach nearby. Closest one is 7 hours away driving! That has to change relatively soon it’s starting to get to me.

TJBM hates their front load washing machine.

Nope , just have it on a platform or lift it up. That way you don’t have to bend down as far.

TJBM has just done a load of laundry. Mine is going in the dryer.

mine was yesterday
TJBM hates groups with ‘family’ in their names.

Like “Partridge Family” ? ? Never bothered me.

TJBM is going to a movie or social event this weekend.

Not that I’m aware lol

TJBM is excited for the weekend!

@jordym84 True. More time with the husband.

TJBM likes cake more than pie.

depends on the cake and pie.
TJBM knows that I meant protest groups.

False. Had no idea what you meant! I’m here for the first time.
TJBM has some unknown debit for over $600 coming out of their checking account. :0

nope.
TJBM has used a talkbox.

A what?

TJBM is good at giving advice.

False.

TJBM likes the smell of colon.

nope
TJBM is eating pizza with a fork.

LOL Would you like to smell my colon?

TJBM is happy to see some new peeps in fluther town welcome Jordy, Velvet glove and Psycionicpanda

True! Our army is expanding…
@erichw1504 This is a great example for why spelling needs to be taught more in public schools.
TJBM just heard a door slam, even though you’re home alone.
It was just the wind, I sure. Even though the windows are closed. Oh shi…..

Haha…no.

TJBM is in the middle of a gawd awful heat wave Oh man, I just got in from the ocean last night at midnight, welcome back to hell in the hills. lol

True, and my a/c broke :(
TJBM can’t say “Larry Lowblaw’s law blog: lobbing law bombs” 10 times fast

My friends call me the master of tongue twisters…..and I can’t say that once.
TJBM just figured out the reason her door shut. My dog closed the bathroom door while trying to drink from the toilet.

No, but…I did figure out why my patio was flooding, because I left the hose on. Duh! lol

TJBM is hungry!

Nope. Just ate an “appetizer” at Applebees!

TJBM was relieved to learn that the mystery $600 debit was an error on the part of the people who process the card, and lots of other people are being affected too and TJBM was the first one to call it to the bank’s attention so the bank really likes TJBM now. (HEY! Why is TJBM getting all the kudos?????)

False, that was you.
TJBM loves St. Lous ribs done Memphis style.

Oooooh, true! Makes me hungry.

The jelly below me has become addicted to the Song Pop game on Facebook. Hi, my name is Abby, and I’m an addict.

never played it.
TJBM eats pizza with a fork.

Sometimes, but usually not. I remember when we moved to MD from NY we couldn’t wrap our heads around how the people in MD used a fork and knife for pizza.

TJBM loves to dance.

I guess so.
TJBM always sleeps late.

No. I used to but as I am getting older I tend to get up at the sameish time each day.

TJBM thinks pole dancing should be an Olympic event.

nope, but I think disc golf should be.
TJBM tangos naked.

Nope.

TJBM had braces as a teen.

True.

TJBM wants to lose weight.

False.
TJBM is underweight

No clue. I feel skinny though!
TJBM was on tornado watch earlier. Oh, New England weather, how you confuse me…...

Nope. Today was actually beautiful weather. Clear skies and a gentle breeze.

TJBM likes to travel by train.

I do. It takes me back to my childhood when we often travelled by train. It’s actually quite expensive to travel long distance by train here. So, apart from local commuter stuff, I haven’t been on a long Australian train trip. It is on my plan.

TJBM used to travel to their holiday destinations by train as a child.

Nope, where I grew up we didn’t have any trains. Plus, I just recently got over my phobia of trains (had no other choice since I now live in NYC lol)...

TJBM enjoys the sound of thunder.

True

TJBM is amazing!

Of course I am! :p (just kidding, haha)

TJBM believes in aliens.

yep
TJBM had a free show on a train.

False.

TJBM loves cashew nuts

True
TJBM is a vegetarian.

False, that means giving up bacon:(
TJBM is planning to visit Wyoming :)

False
TJBM is stunned

I am.
I am stunned it is going for a near record high of 105 today. :-?

TJBM does not enjoy weather over 92–93 degrees tops

Depends on the humidity. I like it hot, hot, hot.
TJBM swims at least once a week.

False, I can’t swim.
TJBM will tell us what their favourite season is.

winter.
TJBM is melting.

True, it’s too hot tonight.
TJBM has both their windows open, and have the fan on on full blast.

Just the windows. It rained today, and it’s not that hot.
TJBM doesn’t like crowded places.

It seems I am becoming that way. Not like a phobia, but crowds are starting to annoy me more and more.

TJBM doesn’t like cheesecake.

depends on the cheesecake.
TJBM has a crappy Internet connection.

So true :/
TJBM is watching cartoons.

False
TJBM LOVES this song

False.
TJBM loves ice cream

Love is an understatement! I have homemade chocolate-pistachio as well as cookies and cream ice creams in the freezer and was just contemplating having some :)

TJBM detests cold weather! And snow!!

I hate winter, and winter hates me. I like snow though…
TJBM loves the sun so much they’re going to miss summer when it ends.

Absolutely!! I’m not a winter person at all and I hate snow.

TJBM hasn’t been following the Olympics.

True, but I watched a bit.
TJBM is watching their cat sleep.

False, I wish I still had my cat though
TJBM wishes they had a cat again

I still have one. I can’t imagine a time when I wouldn’t have a cat in my life.

TJBM has always had a pet of some type in their life.

Not always, but have had bunnies and goldfish.
TJBM speaks cat :p

Of course. My cat is very vocal. We have long conversations. My dogs both talk too and we have chats.

TJBM has had a very unusual pet and will tell us what it was.

True. A giant iguana!

The jelly below me <ahem Gail! ahem> is a thoughtful, beautiful woman.

Milo here; Too too easy. ‘m not but Gail is

TJBM loves corn, tomatoes, peaches and watermelon at this time of year.

False. I love them any time of year :D

TJBM loves airports and airplanes and flying.

True :D
TJBM loves travelling, period.

I do. I am already thinking about my next travel adventure.

TJBM has never been in an aeroplane.

False.

TJBM can speak another language besides English.

un peu
TJBM can read Welsh.

False, but it sounds really weird haha!
TJBM has been to either Wales or Scotland

True. I have been to Scotland.

TJBM has more than 10 watches.

True, I have a collection. I always have a watch on my wrist haha.
TJBM likes collecting things.

False. I don’t really collect much of anything. I do like little drawings of towns and skylines I have visited, that would be the closest to collecting, but I am not good about it.

TJBM wants to move.

False
TJBM likes to sleep

True false, hate going to bed, hate getting up.
TJBM lives in New Hampshire

False
TJBM loves milk

true, unlike a certain under-sized person.
TJBM listens to Glen Miller.

False
TJBM is confuzzled

False
TJBM is ready for a midnight snack

False
TJBM remembered to look for the meteor shower tonight!

Sort of. We wanted to but it was overcast, as it was last night and the night before when we looked.

TJBM is sad to see summer whizzing by so rapidly.

TRUE!! I was thinking about that all day today =/

TJBM is good at procrastinating.

Hmmmm. I’ll answer you tomorrow.

The jelly below me has ADD and OMG, look at that duck! I like tacos.

True. On meds for it.
TJBM is sweating!

False, but I will be in a few more hours. 101 today. Bleh!

TJBM eats spinach for breakfast

Sometimes. I usually eat left-over dinner (which is often salad) for breakfast, plus spinach has lots calcium and is more palatable than kale.

TJBM has learned some stress reduction techniques and practices them regularly.

True.
TJBM drinks coffee.

Nope. I like it, but I don’t drink it. Never did. Although, my favorite ice cream is coffee, more specifically Jamoca Almond Fudge at B&R.

TJBM saw deer in their backyard this morning.

Rabbits and Kestrels, no deer today ( deer droppings around the front bushes though ).

TJBM had ground from whole bean coffee, this morning.

False. I used my coffee grinder for flax seeds. I spotted a doe and an adolescent fawn, still dappled, yesterday afternoon, plus the cottontails and the red-tailed hawks.

TJBM has some tricks for not getting exasperated.

Ah yes, and working on some new ones too!

TJBM thinks Shark Week should be a semiannual event.

Why not?

TJBM has a tummy ache

nope
TJBM has a Ph.D.

Nope, I’m not that edumacated.

TJBM is on an exercise kick.

No, but I do have 2 Ph.D.‘s

TJBM is staying up tonight to watch the meteor shower

Sure.
TJBM is watching the closing ceremony for the Olympics

Nope. I had no idea that was today…I’m so out of the loop with the Olympics.

TJBM dislikes theme park thrill rides.

False
TJBM just heard a weird noise.

True. It turned out to be my cat sitting on my Foosball table right behind me and gurgling right into my ear.

TJBM didn’t watch any Olympics.

False
TJBM likes George Michael

FALSE :p
TJBM likes the Rolling Stones.

FAL gag. gasp. choke FALSE!!!

TJBM likes to sit on the deck and read a book.

I totally would if I had a deck lol

TJBM has traveled to Europe.

I live in Europe lol!
TJBM is from Great Britain

Nope, but I certainly would love to visit someday. I live in the US, but am originally from Cape Verde.

TJBM grew up in the 90s and misses a lot of the things we took for granted then.

False.
TJBM takes a prescription medicine.

True, and I think too many

TJBM has aches and pains they just put up with

True :/
TJBM is sleepy

False.
TJBM is dopey.

False (well, unless you ask my little sister lol)

TJBM is Grumpy.

@jordym84 According to my husband, we have shark week here every month. :D

Somewhat true. Too many neighbor kids in my house again.

The jelly below me has little patience for groups of kids.

Urm…true anymore. Didn’t used to be true. I could handle any K-6 classroom easily, once upon a time.

TJBM has an electric pencil sharpener by her computer (OK…I was looking around the room for “inspiration.” This room is very boring, apparently!)

No. I have never owned an electric pencil sharpner.

TJBM is watching the Olympic closing ceremony.

@WillWorkForChocolate your Shark Week comment just made me burst out laughing hahaha

Nope…but now I’m wishing I was because one of my friends just told me the Spice Girls performed (90s kid here).

TJBM is like most of us here looking around the room for inspiration for their next TJBM post :D

Nope.
TJBM is on an emotional high right now

nuh uh. nuhoooo. uh

TJBM just rememberd—she gets an hour and 45 minutes off of work tomorrow, which he/she is going to use to SLEEP IN!! (That doesn’t make me emotionally high. Just happy. See.)

False. But I do get to sleep in since this whole week I don’t start until 2pm :D

TJBM knows he/she should probably be in bed and fast asleep right now, but keeps telling him/herself “just 5 more minutes, just 5 more minutes.”

False, lunchtime is a bit late for sleeping.

TJBM once slept through an entire day.

True.
TJBM speaks two languages.

True. The second one is fairly fluent, but not perfect.

TJBM is starting to worry about the wrinkles on their face.

not yet.
TJBM will hand their Republican friends a metal pole for the next thunderstorm.

True, and to my Democratic friends
TJBM overslept and is not even going to bother going to work today and just say they were sick.

Hahaha….False and false.

TJBM is still drinking coffee and waking up

False. I’ve been up for a few hours now. Already went for a glycolic peel to try and get rid of these wrinkles.

TJBM needs to clean their house.

True.
TJBM meditates.

attempted to, but never found the time.
TJBM has eaten Ghost Peppers.

False, but I have had Habaneros….ick!

TJBM loves rainbow sherbet

False. I never liked sherbet much. Except to make punch.

TJBM knows how to drive a manual shift (clutch) car.

True. It is how I learned to drive.
TJBM can drive a motorcycle.

False. But, I do ride on the back of one with my husband sometimes.

TJBM doesn’t know how to swim.

False.
TJBM needs some ice cream.

An eternal verity.

TJBM has lost an important check and is about to go through a giant bag of trash before she grovels to the issuer, (who, being her sister, will taunt and humiliate her and call her rude names.)

False. But, I have lost so many things lately (glasses, but found them two days ago after they had been lost for almost 6 weeks. Also, missing a bracelet my husband gave me, and I am very upset about it, and some other things here and there) and every time I tell my husband I can’t find something I feel like he is being critical of my constant disorganization. Usually I lose something because I am hiding it in case we get robbed; I guess that is a bad course of action. I recommend waiting a week to call your sister. I think there is a good chance the check will turn up.

TJBM doesn’t have a smartphone.

False.

TJBM is already dreading wintertime.

False, I like winter.
TJBM likes all seasons

True.
TJBM likes to fish.

False, only been the once.
TJBM is hungry

@MilkyWay Overfull.

@jordym84 the weather just cooled off a little here, feels great, 80’s, and then my next thought was: damn, another month and the cold weather starts. I am already dreading winter.

TJBM played a team sport in school.

False. I liked biking, swimming and horseback riding but do not excel at any team sports, or sports involving balls. lol

TJBM is afraid of volley balls being slammed at them Jr. High trauma haha

that’s dodgeball!
TJBM wants to play dodgeball.

No.
TJBM is Batman.

Nope, don’t like comic book superheroes.

TJBM likes harajuku fashion

I have no idea what that is.
TJBM will explain what TJAM is talking about? :p

True, at least give it a whirl. I think it is a mesh of goth/puck/Gwen Stephani (is that how you spell her name?).

TJBM was a trendsetter.

False, I’m a trendender.

TJBM is staying late at work.

No, starting work while sitting in bed in the morning. I need to get a life.

TJBM has heard about the shot putter who has had their gold medal taken away because of drug use.

Nope. I’m surprised I haven’t…
TJBM loves learning

@JLeslie same thing happened to me today =/

Definitely!

TJBM likes world music.

True
TJBM likes Gyptian

Never heard of Gyption ?

TJBM can’t believe that I just killed two rattlesnakes within a half hour of each other. OMG! Scary night of the snakes over here!

I don’t like snakes either
TJBM lives in a yellow submarine

Yes I do! We ALL live in a yellow submarine. I am also a walrus and I have an Octopus’s Garden outside too. No, really I do! Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, life goes on.

TJBM is just getting up.

False, I got up 4 hours ago.
TJBM loves playing Parachute Panic

False. I have never heard of Parachute Panic.
TJBM is going to clean house today.

depends on how I feel about it.
TJBM flew on Pan-Am.

False
TJBM has flown from British Airlines

No.

TJBM eats pizza every week.

False.

TJBM does not eat at fast food restaurants.

False
TJBM is wondering where their grandmother is

In her grave, bless her.
TJBM likes wearing rings.

no rings
TJBM doesn’t wear jewelry.

True.

TJBM owns a pair of leather pants.

Milo here; Never. Cows (particularly the ones who live and graze in my ‘hood) are my friends.

TJBM knows that being stressed and depressed can shrink her brain. Source

True.
TJBM takes an interest in psychology

False.

TJBM had a cool dream last night.

I had one where I was filming a movie with Tom Cruise, Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston. It was some weird sci-fi type film. Wish I had finished it before I woke.

@erichw1504 Cool!
False, nothing out of the ordinary for me.
TJBM dreams every single night

False.

TJBM once had an eargasm.

True, when I came across rock music.
TJBM likes Queen

True
TJBM likes U2

True.

TJBM likes the Traveling Wilburys

they’re good.
TJBM likes Mallacan.

Who’s Mallacan?

TJBM will tell me

Nope, I don’t know either.

The jelly below me has actively searched for a missing person. Scary as shit!

MIlo here; True. I keep looking for Gail’s daughter, my original owner. She has, apparently and inexplicably, moved to British Columbia from Providence, RI and is missing in my books.

TJBM is not planning on eating a full English breakfast anytime soon.

True. Except for the blood sausage, it sounds good.
TJBM has gone two weeks or longer without having contact with another human.

nope.
TJBM would like to hear Mallacan.

Sure. They must be the Spainish version of Cake.
TJBM just got a book called “geektastic”

False
TJBM loves spinach :D

Yes. Either raw in salad or sauted in olive oil with garlic and freshly grated nutmeg…it is filled with calcium, too, if one is not eating dairy.

TJBM is having trouble thinking of a decent TJBM example.

True.
TJBM sings in the shower.

True
TJBM is TJAM

True. I have you surrounded.
TJBM lives in the city.

True NYC

TJBM doesn’t like big-city life.

I like it actually. I live in a smaller big city than the one I grew up in so I love going to Sydney or Melbourne and all the hustle and bustle there.

TJBM likes to watch Antique Roadshow.

True. I’m on their email list. I tried unsuccessfully to get tickets to a show near me when I lived in Rhode Island.

TJBM owns a valuable antique.

@bkcunningham Whereabouts in RI? That’s where I lived during high school and my family still lives there.

False.

TJBM hates the sound of the alarm clock when they’re in a deep sleep!

Who doesn’t?

TJBM had a workout today.

False.

Woonsocket, @jordym84.

TJBM has been to New England in the fall.

Lived there for 47 years.

TJBM is waiting for a package from Amazon.

Yep, and one from FedEx. We’re clearly big online shoppers here.

TJBM is going to summer camp this weekend.

MIlo here; I wish. Gail is so clingy.

TJBM is sticking with her exercise program

False, I am a male.

TJBM has been a jelly for over 3 years.

Coming up 4 years

TJBM had a salad and other side dish for lunch.

Yesterday, yes. Right now it is only 10:29 am no lunch yet, but, I have a giant bowl of cut up cantelope and strawberries waiting. Mmmm!

TJBM is riding out a heat wave in their zone

False, hasn’t been too hot lately.

TJBM likes internet memes.

they’re somewhat ok.
TJBM knows a couple that are celebrating their 51st anniversary.

False.
TJBM is getting ready for school. This summer went by quickly….

False.

TJBM is a sloth.

False
TJBM knows England beat Italy in football today :D

Yes, I read your other post! Congrats to England. Now, now storming the Ecuadorian embassy and ruining things!

TJBM wishes they could elect a long since retired senior Prime Minister/President to the top job.

Hmm… I’ll have to think about that one.
TJBM likes studying history

I do. I love it.

TJBM will make a great lawyer.

I sure hope so.
TJBM is procrastinatiing

That obvious huh? Procrastinating for Australia today. I would win Gold!

TJBM is sad the Olympics are over but is looking forward to the Paraolympics.

True
TJBM wants a Nutella sandwich

False.

TJBM counts their blessings.

don’t bother
TJBM wants to be on one of these planes.

Um, I’m not suicidal.
TJBM is suicidal

False. Far from it.
I hope no one here is suicidal, because if they are, we need to fix that.
TJBM has to clean their room today. Speaking of procrastinating….

True. The entire house actually. We are having friends over for supper and a nice game of Mexican Train.

TJBM loves stargazing.

True. The other day I went to find out when the Perseids were, then I found out it had been the night before. Oh well, I will continue looking at the stars anyway.
TJBM is about to do laundry. Then clean my room.

False.

TJBM has a lot to do today.

True, unfortunatley.
TJBM is leaving FLuther and isn’t coming back until her room is completely clean. See you in 3 months….

False.

TJBM’s hands are cold.

True
TJBM will tell me of a way I can warm them up

I could, but then again you couldn’t handle the answer, so no ;)

TJBM is a lean mean killin machine, i.e. lives to exercise.
(which reminds me: time for my evening run)

Milo here: In our household that would be me. Gail can barely swat a fly.

TJBM has had a very nice day so far, filled with several pleasant surprises.

TRUE, beautiful weather, brand new slave, life does not get better than this.

TJBM is planing a BBQ

False. No planes right now.

TJBM has tomatoes ripe for the picking in the garden.

False, I picked them about 10 days ago. YUM YUM
TJBM ate a dozen tomatoes in one day.

No I’d go into vitamin C shock ( if you mean full sized ). and be in the john for the next day.

TJBM makes their own tomato sauce.

false
TJBM races in the nude.

Racy nudes? Why yes, I like them, indeed I do!

TJBM wants to go skydiving this year.

No thanks. Maybe some other year.

TJBM has good taste.

In what? Sure.
TJBM has been called a “sophisticated” person.

Well if by excentric is a synonym, then sure…

TJBM knows what they want out of life, and is actively pursuing just that!

True, and maybe true, lol!
TJBM has a party to go to

YEAH, and DJ Sandman is playing (yawn). Can’t party, road trip tomorrow.

TJBM likes marmite :P

Never had it.
TJBM likes to travel

Love it. No sooner am I home than I want to be off again. However, I have children and furry children and love them so I limit my wanderlust.

TJBM is usually surrounded by furry creatures when home.

Nope, though someday I will be… if I ever settle down that is ;-)

TJBM doesn’t mind the new James Bond.

True, he’s alright.
TJBM thinks Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond.

No. I like Sean Connery. Pierce was okay and moved away from the spoofy presentation of Roger Moore but a bit blah I felt. I like Daniel Craig.

TJBM is a bit disappointed Matt Damon isn’t in the new Bourne film.

So true!
TJBM likes action/thriller films

False. More of a comedy gal.
TJBM worked for 4 hours and barely got anything done. grrr…

Hahahahaha, no comment.
TJBM is guilty

True, I stole a cookie from the cookie jar.

TJBM wants a lyra bird

Nah, I’d prefer one of those big, talking parrots… yarr!

TJBM is learning a tough new language atm.

False, I know how to use an ATM.

TJBM knows that scuba is an acronym.

No, not until you said that, wow! Thanks @erichw1504 for teaching me something new today!

TJBM is a morning person.

Wake me up early and feel the pain! (I’m working on it though)

TJBM likes PB & Jelly.

MIlo here; Not so much…but peanut butter and mouse is a different story.

TJBM will start a new thread, G*d wot.

Nope, this is a job for Dr.Bill

TJBM stayed up waaay too late last night and is dragging this morning

False. We had company over for supper and we played Mexican Train, but I was awake and in the pool at 9 a.m. for water yoga/Tai Chi.

TJBM loves life.

True. :-)

TJBM is more of an optimist than a pessimist

True. My glass is always half full.

TJBM wears glasses and/or contacts.

No.

TJBM is merciless with people who seriously wronged them.

There’s a guy I need to mess up for a long time
TJBM is getting fed up with certain people.

Sure. Some people rub me the wrong way but that’s life.

TJBM has had an odd problem with their computer this morning.

true, it won’t play words with friends

TJBM is seeking kalimar

No, I have a Canon.

TJBM spends too much on photographic equipment and… things.

TRUE, but it is really good stuff, I love that new 1,000 mm zoom lens

TJBM is looking forward to bedtime

Very true!! I’m just about to call it a night :)

TJBM loves catching up with dear old friends.

True.
TJBM watched the sunrise this morning.

False. It’s cloudy, no sun out today!
TJBM is going on an adventure today. Happy Saturday!

nope
TJBM is eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Haha. False. But I am eating a Nature Valley Cruncy Peanut Butter Granola Bar.

TJBM is drinking water.

False. Just finished my last cup of coffee, I slept in this morning til 9, but..I do drink a LOT of water.

TJBM is enjoying a cool morning with sprinkles Oh praise the lord, or the weather gods, finally, some relief form our two week heat wave!

True :)
TJBM likes listening to classical music whilst cooking

Sometimes, yes. I listen to it at bedtime to fall asleep. haha

TJBM does not like country music

False, I like it.
TJBM has tried Arab food before

false
TJBM has chased down Polish food with German food.

False.

TJBM enjoys lazy Saturdays and/or Sundays in.

Oh, yes. True.

TJBM has felt true happiness.

I don’t know :/
TJBM is quite distressed by this notion…

True. The thought that someone of any age may not be able to pinpoint a time when they’ve felt true happiness makes me feel a little sad for that person.

TJBM likes cake.

True
TJBM is a kangaroo

Define kangaroo.

TJBM would love some ice cream right about now.

So true! It’s one in the morning and boiling hot :/
TJBM is going downstairs to get some chocolate ice cream

I live in a one story house. No downstairs and no chocolate ice cream. :-(

TJBM is very organised when it comes to filing their emails.

False…I’m very organized with everything else in my life, except my emails =/

TJBM wishes summer lasted a little longer.

False. I think the seasons are perfect. (I live in Florida.)

TJBM is watching American football.

False!
TJBM likes Pear Drops

Ewww. No.

TJBM remembers when sweets were displayed in jars and scooped into little paper bags.

True. Penny candy bags.

TJBM stills buys candy from jars and scoops it into plastic bags.

Sometimes, when they are sold like that.
TJBM will tell us what their favourite language apart from english is.

True Sioux….................... ckya haz dino

TJBM has no idea what that says

True!
TJBM watched Full Metal Jacket last night

nope
TJBM watched Yellow Submarine.

False
TJBM is sleepy again

False.

TJBM is going to have a fantastic day!

Someday, sure, why not.

TJBM is (slightly) paranoid.

Sometimes I feel like somebodies’ watching MEEE
TJBM loves that song

True, if you mean this song

TJBM is playing the song while deciding what to ask the next Jelly

False.

TJBM likes deviled eggs

Um, what are those??
TJBM enjoys eating satanic food stuff

Deviled eggs? Mmmm, yes.

TJBM enjoys eating angel food cake.

True xD
TJBM is the devil…

Sssh! Not so loud! ...care for some cake? ;-)

TJBM is no angel either…

Depends who you ask ;)

TJBM can’t help but laugh at this.

it’s funny
TJBM want to mix angel’s food and devil’s food into the same cake.

That cake would have to be a lie!

TJBM has actually played what was just referenced here…

true

TJBM Knows if you mix devil’s food and angel food into one cake, it makes “little Nicky” cake

False
TJBM is a black sheep

In certain aspects, True.

TJBM is an expert at something.

Milo here; False.I am an expert at everything. Time for a nap.

False. It isn’t time for a nap. ;~)
TJBM is a climber.

True, I like climbing
TJBM loves the outdoors

True.

TJBM has given every answer a Great Answer on this thread.

False, that was you :)
TJBM is a lurving kinda person

Great answer!
TJBM is so meta it hurts.

nope
TJBM thinks that Milo is really Garfield.

Milo here; Close. Garfield is really me.

TJB believes that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

True.

TJBM likes flowers and cats.

True. I also love cleverclogs.
TJBM can smell autumn in the air and in the slant of the sun at dusk.

False. The smell of autumn has avoided me and left me perplexed. If it weren’t for the shortening of the days, I’d still believe in an endless, playful summer.

TJBM doesn’t mind that someone borrowed their look.

Why would anybody want to borrow my look?
TJBM thinks that this thread is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

@reijinni: Note the avatar that @bkcunningham is currently using.

False. @gailcalled, I felt so pretty – and exceptionally smart.

TJBM just took the leap and changed their avatar for the first time.

Recently
TJBM will respond within seconds

True.
TJBM loves comics.

comics are fine, the look is ok.
TJBM will answer my previous post.

I started typing it our before but @bkcunningham beat me to it, at least he loves comics.
It is part 42 so I suppose it is.
TJBM loves Red Dwarf (ha! You thought I’d say HHGTTG)

What’s Red Dwarf? Some sort of tv series?

TJBM gives blood / plasma regularly.