What could "flossy ringbottom" possibly mean?

Were you raised by hobbits, by any chance?

Probably best to ask the family.

@thorninmud Ha!

Maybe it’s a plant?

Now I’m afraid that I asked. :D

@Mama_Cakes This going to draw a bunch of huhs, but when did you start going commando?

@Adirondackwannabe Ha!

My g/f’s response: Either you had worms or you had some sort of weird dental floss fetish….

Was it some sort of wrong hearing of your name by one of the little kids in your family or neighborhood?

I don’t think so.

I’ll call my sister tonight and ask her.

Did you live near a strip club or have a musician in the family? That would make a good name for a stripper or a band.