Names that aren't names?

some of the people I know….

Redrage
Ittybitty
KatManDoMe
SlaveKitten
Aloneone

Eclairbear
Bunnyfluff
Chaosmuskateer

Are you asking about real names of people we know? or names invented here and now just for posting in this thread?

First names (given names), right?

Elderberryjuxtaposition.

Verbositycement

Whateverrigidity.

Impetigopoundcake.

I met a guy named Canister. For some reason I like the name.

MoonUnit
Dweezil

Scatman.

Bowserfirst
Houserinterest
Pleasurebarge
Falafalacai

Moneypenny

There’s a guy in our town who paints houses. His name is Off White.

Astroboy :)

Megaman.

Engorgedclitoris.

HumptyDumpty?

I knew a family with the last name “Fender”
The grandfather was “Red”, the Father was “Rusty”
and the son’s name was “Bent”

@Jeruba

Invented names

@Jeruba
yes, first names

Gee thats a toughy. A friend who teaches once had a student whose name was Abcde ( pronounced ab (as in abs) ci (as in cinnamon) & de (as in demolish ) Strange but a pretty name.
I always liked the old standby of Ima & Ura Hogg.