Once again I am super late to the party, my apologies. I’ve been flooding the pages over in the teen section all week long, seemingly all for not sigh.
But don’t think for a second that I’ve forgotten about you!
First of all, let me assure you that we have taken great pains to make certain that when ever you are in residence in the mansion or anywhere else on the grounds, our haven will be a Romney-Free Zone. @Nullo has kindly volunteered to take Mr. Romney out for dinner and cocktails if he should appear at the door.
I know you and your hubby have been looking for a new home, but when you are in Fluther Town, we have built a brand new vacation home just for you, out on the back forty, on the land that we annexed last year. And that home comes equipped with a maid and any other servants you may need or want (cute pool boys if you get my drift) Don’t worry about the useable space, because you won’t be the one cleaning it or heating it or cooling it. The kind folks at the mansion installed solar panels a few weeks ago, for the entire mansion and outlying buildings and amenities. We’re basically self sustaining, now, because several of the Jellies have organic farms on their parcels, including the magnificent herb garden on the roof of the mansion, which also helps to keep it cool in the summertime.
Anyway, back to your place. Have a look and let me know if it’s Suitable for your needs. Oops, my bad this is The One
And don’t forget your new vacation home comes with a hot tub and his and hers personal masseuses for your stress-relieving pleasure.
Now come on down, grab yourself one of These and Strike up the Band because we’re going to dance all night long.
Of course we’ve prepared a Puerto Rican feast for your dining pleasure. The chefs will be serving a variety of delicacies such as Sorullos and Mofongo in additon to Empanadillos and Arepas and Alcapurrias
Congratulations on your 20K!
