Best Halloween costumes?

Flapper

Go as a Halloween party. The table is a poster board covered with a paper Halloween table cloth. Cut a hole in the middle for your head to poke through. Set the table with a Halloween paper plates, napkins, plastic utensils, and anything else you’d like. Glue everything down. Make your face up as a clown with a big grin. Put your head through the hole. Add a clown hat. Your shoulders should hold up the “table.”

Cereal killer. Butcher knife through a box of Cheerios.

I always wanted to copy Ralph Macchio’s shower costume from The Karate Kid

@Seek_Kolinahr One of my friends did that for Bay to Breakers. Lots of drunk girls kept coming in to pee. Entertaining for me to watch. But I wouldn’t want to find out how well drunk girls can aim.