The Jelly Below Me - Part 44?

TJBM is coming to the part 44 Party (pancakes for everyone)

nope
TJBM has an idea for Romney and is willing to share.

No. I don’t think I’d better. It wouldn’t be nice.
TJBM couldn’t care less about football.

So true, we don’t really watch sports in my family.

TJBM prefers to play sports rather than watch them.

false I wish I could but my body tells me no
TJBM wishes they were a famous musician

Nah, I couldn’t handle it, but I’d love to be friends with the guys in 311 :D

TJBM likes tabbouli !!!

True.

TJBM sends @DrBill a big Thank You!

Yeah. :D
TJBM washed laundry today. :)

I did! I did! 2 loads.
TJBM hates egg salad.

Love it !

TJBM has a peanut butter sandwich recipe that is STRANGE! Salami and raspberry jam with crunchy PB.

RACIST! Just kidding.
TJBM doesn’t think Peanut Butter and Jelly is racist…

True. I think PB and J is a sandwich! but I’d rather have egg salad.

TJBM has a fire in the fireplace going.

Yes, and have had for several days

TJBM Thinks we all missed out on fall

We don’t get much of it in Alaska. I think I’m missing out on fall.
TJBM is in love.

Only with my pets

TJBM has wet hair

I blow dried it. :)
TJBM is a brownie head.

true

TJBM thinks they are in love with someone they have never met

Me myself and I have all met and it’s complicated (to use facebook terminology ;-)

TJBM pretends they know how to play guitar (and sing at the sime time – oh the horror!)

Only air guitar.
TJBM has a comfy bed.

Yes, nothing like slipping into a queen…

TJBM is making flippy floppy.

Flippy floppy? Uh, I felt a little flippy floppy with my brownie recipe the other day. lol

TJBM is enjoying a bountiful harvest season Grapes, apples and primo green in my hills. haha

Nope, I’m not Coloma ;) I’m enjoying a bookish day of academic masochism in my apartment.

TJBM plays a musical instrument.

Several, just bought an auto-harp made in 1965.

TJBM remembers playing an auto-harp in grammar school music class.

I don’t, but I probably did. haha

TJBM washed their car today

Not today

TJBM is looking for a newer/better car/truck

I was, but have decided to keep mine til it dies. haha

TJBM is getting all they can out of there vehicles these days

Oh so true… run it until it has no get up and go anymore

TJBM just detailed the inside of their car

Waaaay too lazy for that.
TJBM took a long nap today.

Often do, but not today. Too busy.
TJBM found a penny today, but decided NOT to pick it up.

False, but I did find a couple of M&M almonds in my movie room. I picked them up and ate them. They were from last night. haha

TJBM likes M&M Almonds

mmmmm chocolate covered nuts my favorite

TJBM loves chocolate

True, tastes great, molds to body parts, feels nice and warm when you put it on….. sorry got off track….

TJBM likes to snack on salted Spanish peanuts

Not so much but cashews and pistachios yes!

TJBM needs smog check this year

nope
TJBM has a menorah stashed away.

No, but I have a couple Divali lamps on my altar… oil burning lamps from another ancient priestly religion!

TJBM is feeling nostalgic.

Mmm…kinda. I am enjoying my new woodstove heater and remembering the days of having a real woodstove. :-)

TJBM likes Naked Mole Rats

:D
TJBM is really sleepy.

True just woke up and now time to get ready for work

TJBM is waiting for something big to happen

Not really. Enough excitement with the new baby in the family. :)
TJBM thinks new babies look like aliens. :D

Haha, true-ish. Some definitely look better than others, by 4 months old they are at their peak of cuteness, not so much the first month. lol

TJBM had a cone head when they were born

I don’t know but probably

TJBM has had or is having a baby

True. My “baby” is turning 25 next month ;-)

TJBM likes to take nature pictures

True

Congrats @Coloma, what a big number for your baby to turn

TJBM loves to take nature walks ;)

Oh yes! Particularly in other parts of the world. Borneo, Kenya, the island of Komodo, Brazil.
TJBM never owned a pet.

False

TJBM has had so many pets in their life that they have at this point in their life lost track as to how many their have been

LOL…very true, they could fill a small book.

TJBM likes water gardens

they’re ok
TJBM is feeding their pigs candy corn.

False, but I have deer eating acorns in my yard right now

TJBM had lunch with a friend

Well, I am friends with myself so I suppose that counts. Bad Trader Joe’s sushi at the computer, haha.

TJBM is a connoisseur of hallucinations.

Nope..and neither are any of my other personalities. (jk)

TJBM has a special talent or super-power. (Care to share it with us?)

True, but I am sworn to secrecy

TJBM almost woke up grumpy, but decided to let them sleep

False. Not grumpy, just out of it. I have only been awake for about 30 minutes

TJBM has company coming to dinner tonight

Nope just me and the girls

TJBM likes quite nights at home

True, very much. :-)

TJBM has a pomegranite tree in their yard

No, but I have cake in the frizzer.

TJBM has lawn gnomes in their garden.

nope
TJBM views beer as an antidote.

I guess false since I wouldn’t know what it was an antidote for

TJBM is going to have a glass of wine tonight after dinner

No, but I might have a couple beers if I get my work done in time. My interview went very well today!!

TJBM has had a nightmare recently O_O

False, but I did have a very wacky dream, complete nonsense. lol

TJBM made an AMAZING dinner tonight

nope
TJBM will be doing some punkin’ chunkin’.

Hopefully soon!

TJBM is setting up a birthday party for someone.

False, not yet anyway. Nov. & Dec. are the B-Day months in my family. :-)

TJBM has a big red rug in their house

False, but I do have a rug in my big red jeep

TJBM is a veteran

Haha ^^^

False, I’m far too old now, and besides, I would have made a horrible soldier, I have little self discipline and would cry if someone yelled at me. lol

TJBM cries if someone yells at them

False, I am a vereran, and far more likely to make them cry

TJBM went to college

False

TJBM enjoys Grey’s Anatomy.

False, never watched it

TJBM watched Dallas every chance they got

European here, so merely vaguely aware Dallas is somewhere in ‘muricah.

TJBM draws significant power / energy from being left alone with their thoughts.

not quite
TJBM only gets great ideas when they can’t put them into action.

Hahaha…sometimes yes.

TJBM had blueberry pie tonight OMG…double up on the carrot sticks tomorrow lol

No, but I had beer and… tater tots with cheese on them O_O So yes, I’m joining Coloma and living on tabbouli today, haha.

TJBM needs to go back to bed.

False, just got up about 45 minutes ago.
@bookish1 I love tater tots, I haven’t had them in about 10 years, seriously! I might have to toss a bag in the freezer for the future. :-)

TJBM is a hedonist at heart

No, not really, pleasure has it’s perks, but it is not the et al, end all answer

TJBM is snoozing at the keyboard.

nope
TJBM is writing a song

False but I will write a poem spur of the moment….

Good morning jellies, are you showered or smelly?
Is there toast in your belly?
Do you live near a deli?
Is your name Kelly?

TJBM is named Francois

Nope, but I did have an instructor for Dale Carnegie named François.

TJBM has a hot pot of soup on the stove.

True! I just had soup, veggie soup with cheese and crackers, mmm!

TJBM has a haedache

perhaps.
TJBM has a headache that can only be cured by sending Paul Ryan to the unemployment line.

Sounds about right, and also heartache on top of that.

TJBM wants some comfort food tonight…

Mmmm, kinda true, kinda false. I have a tub of gourmet french burnt peanuts I plan on having later though and I also have, are you ready? Hagan Daaz Coconut Macaroon ice cream! Eat your hearts out jellies! lol

TJBM is having a comfort beet right now Stella Artois for this miss.

^^^ edit” Comfort BEER. Can Beets be comfort food, I think not. lol

@Coloma if they are soaked in Bourbon.

No, I’m having a shot of every stimulant I can get my hands on right now… But I have a comfort Blue Moon waiting for me in the fridge for when I finish this confounded book review!

TJBM likes Nine Inch Nails.

Yes, yes I do like Nine Inch Nails. And I also like comfort Blue Moons! How did you know??

Did I just break a rule? Am I being too silly?

TJBM likes breaking rules!

(You probably did break a rule, but I, for one! think it needed to be broken!)
I love Nine Inch Nails.

TJBM loves being silly!

sure do.
TJBM likes to drink hotdogwater.

No….. O_O

TJBM hates Limp Bizkit.

Never heard Limp bizkit, but anything limp can’t be good

TJBM Knows someone who is in the hospital

Nope, none of the people I know are in the hospital for once!
To get back to a slightly older topic,

TJBM loves Linkin Park.

Yes, some of their stuff. I love the 90’s music.

TJBM thinks @reijinni hides his silly side well , a serious silly type—lol—

I think I’ve already seen @reijinni‘s silly side!

TJBM likes broccoli

True/false
I like it raw in salads, with dips and certain dishes/ cassroles, soups, but not a big pile all by itself

TJBM loves cabbage

can’t stand cabbage
TJBM can talk in several different accents.

True! I’m a comedienne at heart and love silly voices and accents.

TJBM is hap, hap, happy and will do a little dance now

Of course!
Tjbm doesn’t like it when “tjbm” autocorrects to “them”...

If autocorrect was a person I’d hit it in the face.

TJBM wishes other intangible things turned into people every once in a while.

Not really, I think it would be better if a lot of people turned into intangible things. lol

TJBM is excited waiting on the first storm of the year in their zone

sure, t minus 5 months?

TJBM likes the word sonder and this particular definition.

Indeed.
Tjbm can’t sleep, and is up way too early.

False, went to bed early last night, but yes, up at 6a.m. and it is now 6:40 dark and raining now.

TJBM burned their dinner last night and had the smoke detectors go off I was so pissed off. lol

Not last night but that does happen to me fairly regularly!!

TJBM has had an expensive bill after car trouble recently.

False, knock on wood! I do have to smog and register my car soon though.

TJBM is in a check out mode Do not disturb me today world.

Naw, quite the opposite, I feel great – and I wish you the same, thou Gooseherder(ess?) of Fluther ;-)

TJBM decided to go the radical honesty route… thar be storm clouds a brewin’ on the horizon, yarr!

Always! The truth will set you free, especially from the brat pack of obnoxious people. lol
@fremen_warrior Thank You, yes, a great stormy day and I am in nesting mode. Do not ruffle my feathers. lol

TJBM wants a genie in a bottle

some days
TJBM has put their weenie in a bottle.

Uh, no weenie here, last time I checked anyway. 0-o

TJBM likes scary movies

No, I still have an overly active imagination and get nightmares pretty easily… I can’t handle scary movies made after about 1965, haha.

TJBM is excited about lunch.

Not anymore but I was before I ate it. lol

TJBM thinks being lost in the snow would really suck

Depends how much snow, if its too much for me to drive through yeah that would suck but if the roads were drivable then nope I don’t mind driving in the snow and getting lost always adds some adventure to it.

It would be bearable as long as it were exactly fifteen feet of pure white snow.

TJBM is hating the job market right now.

Luckily, I’m not looking!

TJBM is thrilled with how brainless Mittens appeared last night.

Didn’t see em but I’m loving this xD lol

TJBM has everything they could ever wish for.

no one ever does

TJBM is going to dress there pet like this for Halloween.

False…but, I will dress my goose “Marwyn” up for Xmas…like this!
http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc435/GooseCorral/P1060165.jpg

TJBM has bedhead

Nope, I’ve been up for 11 hours.

TJBM sometimes forget to “TJBM” ! !
I have !

@Coloma that is one fancy goose ;-)

Nope, prim and proper all the way and very pedantic about all my posts (perfecto-fish award hoarder :P)

TJBM loves the feeling of being who they are.

True, usually, but not when my allergies are exploding my head like today. lol
@fremen_warrior Yes, he is a playgoose centerfold model. haha

TJBM needs a pep talk

I can always use a pep talk! :o)

TJBM is in a position to give pep talks.

False I’m in need on one lately

TJBM has a cat that steals their socks

No but a puppy that does

TJBM is having a wonderful day

False. I have been sick for two days and feel depressed. I don’t like feeling confined at all.

TJBM is sick

only in my head.
TJBM can tell the difference between pregnant and fat.

I’m not pregnant but maybe a little fat. or maybe I’m not fat but maybe a little pregnant

TJBM has a package coming from a catalog store.

I did last week. A new space heater and some maroon duck tape. lol
TJBM wishes they could magically have a chinese dinner delivered right now. Oh, I want chinese but don’t want to drive 40 minutes round trip to get it.

I pretty much always want a magic chinese dinner!

TJBM wants some magic sex.

Maybe after my coffee, right now I want the magic caffeine. lol

TJBM gets sinus infections in winter

Dry nose, not anymore.

TJBM may get snowed on this weekend.

not likely unless something changes.
TJBM is going to freeze.

There are better ways to die, so hopefully not.

TJBM is feeling mighty powerful for no apparent reason, and feels like subduing the whole world ;-)

LOL…uh no, actually I have been sick the last few days with a sinus infection, low power mode over here.

TJBM likes Kerns Apricot juice

It’s Kerns Apricot Nectar.. oh I remember… it was the best.

TJBM has a favorite . . . favorite fruit juice / nectar.

Nectar it is, you be right!

Nope.

TJBM / ah screw that. I realised today just how hot and gorgeous the sweet, curly-haired, tall blonde I casually drank tea with a few days ago, is, and my brain is about to explode, because the next time I get to see her is in 4 days… lol. Ah life ;-)

:)
tjbm went shopping today.

no
TJBM is buying Windows 8.

False, Vista is good enough.

TJBM ate junk food today

True, I eat junk food everyday

TJBM wishes they had some junk food right now…..

later
TJBM wants to snort some pixie sugar.

If it clears up my sinus infection sure, why not, I’m bold.

TJBM has 3 ears

?!

TJBM is sick and tired of hearing things from uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites…

True, but, I have eliminated most of them from my life, except a few uptight ones minus the narrow-minded and hypocritical. lol

TJBM is wearing orange

No! I thought I got rid of the prison jumpsuit when I escaped from prison. I never was there, honest!

TJBM is looking forward to seeing the cute “trick-or-treaters!”

I do miss that, but, I don’t get trick-or-treaters up here in the hills. Every house is acres apart, it would take an hour to go to 5 houses. lol

TJBM has to drive to their mailbox

Lol no, that has to be… interesting ;-)

TJBM has no sense of purpose in life and is, strangely, OK with that.

Nope. I have have a strong sense of my purpose in life…and I’m beyond grateful and highly content with that.

TJBM lives in the moment.

True, but sometimes my head needs to be roped back in from the future. lol
@fremen_warrior Purpose is ever changing, I feel the same. :-)

TJBM likes to watch vintage TV shows from the 60’s.

Naturally! I was just watching The Avengers tonight (with Diana Rigg, steals the damn show… one of the few women I still swoon over. She could kick my ass any day and I’d just offer to fetch her a cocktail and polish her boots in gratitude, mmhmm…) And I have lines from Monty Python’s Flying Circus running through my head constantly, and guess who that dreamboat is in my avatar!

TJBM is unapologetic about going to bed early on Friday nights sometimes!

Very true. It’s just another night, stay in, go out, who cares! haha
@bookish1 I have been watching old Bewitched, so funny, and sexist as hell. lol

TJBM will confess a secret

Thanks to jellies’ advice on here, I have been pursuing some very casual but enjoyable flings, haha.

TJBM would like a cocktail.

False. Bleh. I am on antibiotics for a wicked sinus infection. I can;t taste anything. Waaah!

TJBM would like to smell the roses

Yep sounds good. Double Vernor’s ginger ale for you Coloma.

TJBM is waiting for the “Frankenstorm” on the east coast..

somewhat, no direct effect.
TJBM is going to a horrible city for the holidays.

False. I’ll have the holidays in my little country place as usual.

TJBM is sleepy

True dat.
Tjbm is going to Japan, and will send me pictures of every Japanese person they see.

False, but I can send you pictures of Taiwanese people. lol

TJBM loves KFC coleslaw

False, I go there for the chicken

TJBM considers themselves a free spirit

Very true! :-)

TJBM does not like to be micromanaged

Does anybody?

TJBM refuses to accept winter is already upon them <grumble>

I refuse it no matter where I am. Once you get the tropics in your blood, it’s hard to get them out!

TJBM likes savory breakfast.

I’m not one to treat myself, especially food-wise. We Fremen know luxuries soften the body… offworlder.

TJBM is reasonably patriotic.

Reasonable and then some, more than the average person

TJBM want to fly their flag, but just didn’t get to it…..

Well you could say my flag is part of my tattoo, heh, one of the reasons I chose this particular symbol.

TJBM is feeling happy and anxious at the same time (no idea how that can even be happening lol)

False, more like sick and tired. lol

TJBM is dressing up for Halloween

false, not enough suckers to make it worthwhile.
TJBM is too lazy to go trick-or-treating.

Nah..I’m too old and I live in the middle of nowhere. lol

TJBM is in the path of the monster storm

The what now? (safely posting from a fortified bunker somewhere deep inside Eastern Europe :P)

TJBM hopes for the best and prepares for the worst…

TRUE, I get very few “trick or treat“ers here, but I still bought candy enough to feed the neighborhood for at least a week.

TJBM hopes for lot of Halloweener’s

I hope I don’t get any. I’m a grumpy diabetic on halloween, those kids can bloody well get their candy elsewhere.

TJBM wants to run away to some far, far, far, far, far, far, far…. Canada.

Canada’s not that far from me. But I do want to go there.
Tjbm has gotten lost in the woods.

Yep, and I sure would like to go on a forest walk right now…

TJBM is going to be up til the cows come home.

Not planning on it.
Tjbm is jealous that it snowed in Alaska today. :) (seriously, you can have it!)

Not at all, you are welcome to it.
@AshLeigh I got back the pictures of the you know what, from you know where

TJBM is enjoying the sunshine today

Yes, after yesterday’s snowfall today was great (did I mention I detest winter?)

TJBM is also discovering how great it is to be unapologetically honest with people.

Haha….for a long tome now., yes. If ya can’t handle being confronted on your shit don’t hang with me. I’m very easy going but if you play games with me I will fillet you. ;-)

TJBM is happy because all of their hardcore chores are done for the week

True

TJBM is looking forward to Halloween.

Yes, but only for a grown up lunch date. lol
TJBM loves chocolate chip cookies

Yup. Is the grown up lunch date bringing CHOCOLATE CHIP Cookie? I’m jealous.

TJBM has a family recipe for chocolate chip cookies.

True. With walnuts, amazingly great!

TJBM is enjoying the full moon

TRUE, it’s just me and my telescope and camera tonight

TJBM things people get weird during the full moon…...

Looks at @MilkyWay…hmm

TJBM likes to enjoy some hardcore punk every now and again.

Not much, but, I did hear that old Devo song the other day ” Whip it.” I love whip it…whip it good! lol

TJBM will whip it good

Of course. XD
Tjbm knows that it’s hard out here for a pimp.

Poor pimps, they work so hard being the boss. ;-)

TJBM is dressing up in a chicken costume tonight

Nope, won’t be home :0(

TJBM is having chicken for dinner tonight.

false
TJBM knows of any good pay-triots.

Can’t say I do, but that is a fascinating website O_o

TJBM would like a piece of action…

I got some muscle action yesterday, an hour of massage in the comfort of my own living room. Oh man, I am sore this morning, but in a good way. :-)

TJBM is enjoying perfect fall weather this weekend

Winter. Alaska. Hate this.
Tjbm sees dead people.

<raises an eyebrow>

TJBM thinks all of this question asking is futile.

Ultimately, of course, but it’s a distraction so what the hay. :-p
TJBM is making spaghetti sauce today

nope.
TJBM likes it cold.

I think I really would prefer freezing to death to boiling to death, good choice.

TJBM feels like they will ultimately waste their life, no matter how hard they try not to…

I daren’t respond to the question. I’ve already got grad student impostor syndrome like a motherflucker.

TJBM watched a movie today.

^^^ Both of you^^^^ LOL

Not yet, I might, the night is young.

TJBM has a can of whipped cream they plan on having an orgy with

@Coloma, you can have the whipped cream, I just want an orgy.

TJBM fantasizes about breakfast as they are going to bed at night.

nope
TJBM is praising Kim Il Sung.

Should I be? I don;t follow the news, so, I have no idea if he has done something praiseworthy.

TJBM ate too much candy yesterday

I didn’t.
Tjbm doesn’t want a table, they want a booth, and they will wait.

Most people are like tables, so that will be a long wait ;-)

TJBM likes to make obscure references to things even they vaguely remember.

I probably do that sometimes, yeah. haha

TJBM is a jokester

True, about almost any subject you can think of.

TJBM enjoys puns

mmm puuuns…

TJBM slept in today

I wish
TJBM loves Tabasco flavored ice cream.

Blech! No! You’re a sadist! lol

TJBM loves sloppy joes on onion rolls

No thank you.
Tjbm is a prude.

Haha…hardly, but I am a bit old school about a few things.

TJBM is still in kindergarten

False
TJBM calls is nursery (proper english :P)

Actually I always called in playschool!

TJBM is pleased with the outcome of the US election.

Indeed
TJBM is Mitt Romney

Obviously.
Tjbm voted for Ellen DeGeneres.

Haha no.

TJBM had a surprise yesterday. My daughters boyfriend wants to cook dinner for me tonight, how cool is that?

ok
TJBM wants to make their state blue.

@reijinni ok..? OKAY!!! Hell, it’s great! What 23 year old guy offers to cook dinner for his grilfriends mom? I think it is GREAT! lol

False. Califorrnia is the Golden state, I’ll keep that color.

TJBM needs a rabies shot

I like my rabies…
Tjbm is wearing a jacket.

True- it’s cold inside the RedCross, which is where I am.

TJBM is looking forward to ending the day at work and going to exercise.

I am looking forward to finding work, yes.

TJBM usually has good intentions, but for some reason tends to land on the wrong end of a lynch mob :P

Mmm…not often. I’m more like a little bluebird, if I put my foot in my mouth it is always because I am just flittering around in dingy blonde land. lol

TJNM loves, loves, LOVES olives!

No, I hate them actually!

TJBM likes mushrooms (not the magic kind!)

No, I hate them

TJBM loves to eat pepperoni, even without the pizza.

I have two different sticks of pepperoni in the refrigerator. YAAA !

TJBM more than four cheeses in the refrigerator.

True. My cheese-a-holic stash is never depleted, lest I panic and have to cheesejack somebody. lol

TJBM is a Bob Marley fan

somewhat.
TJBm would like to see a ‘for sale’ sign in front of the Vatican.

False.

TJBM hasn’t been on Fluther in a couple weeks.

False. A day or two here and there when I am extra busy, but, I’m a fluther junkie, what can I say? I do a split shift, am/pm. lol

TJBM is a hedonist at heart.

…
Tjbm sucks at bowling.

true
TJBM is sleeping in tomorrow.

True
TJVM loves a lazy Sunday

As much as the next person.

TJBM is celebrating the Polish Independence Day today!

False. So just what does one do to celebrate P.I.D.? Fireworks, polkas and sausages? What does Polish beer taste like? lol

TJBM likes international beers

:)
Tjbm didn’t sleep in, out of habit.

nope, I slept in.
TJBM lived through a hurricane.

False, but I have lived through a few earthquakes and snow storms

TJBM is having a pleasant valley sun-day-aaaaay

No.
Tjbm got good news today.

true, how true, very true….

TJBM Would like to visit Alaska

I would love to visit Alaska!

TJBM has to attend a funeral this week.

False. Last funeral was in 2004, next one might be mine. lol
TJBM has a cat scratch on their nose

nope
TJBM would like to try the vegetarian option.

No thank you.
Ps: I didn’t click the link.
Tjbm has something in mind.

Yes, yes I do. I have in mind making cinnamon rolls. lol

TJBM wants a cinnamon roll

No! I WANT OUT!!!

TJBM feels the same!

Yep- I’d love to!

TJBM has already immigrated to any other country.

Nope.
Tjbm will be my wife.

False. Been there, done that. lol
TJBM is enjoying a stormy morning watching the wind outside their window

False, cool and clear, lots of sunshine

TJBM is looking forward to Thanksgiving

True. I am baking a ham instead of turkey though and I’d look forward to it even more if I could drop 10 lbs in the next 5 days. lol

TJBM drives a jeep

Yes I do

TJBM loves going to the wilderness

I do…. it’s been far too long.

TJBM is having a lazy, lazy morning.

True. Cold and rainy and I am hangin’ in my jammies on fluther at 9:31 am watching the wind blow. :-)

TJBM is going to have a PJ day and watch movies and do nothing like me

Laundry, and band practice. Then my footsie pajamas and I will be reunited! :D
Tjbm has written an autobiography.

No, but I do have an extensive archaeological record going back to my early teens…

TJBM needs to clean up their act.

Well, I could stand to dust off my willpower a bit. lol
TJBM is a cookie monster

<looks up, all alert-like> Cookies?

TJBM is <yawn> sleeepy…

nope
TJBM is celebrating after watching your team beat the crap out of a worthless team (Vols).

No, I have no team spirit whatsoever.

TJBM hopes that a cockroach will never walk across their hand (again).

I do hope for these things.
Tjbm can hear the wind outside.

nope
TJBM is ready for Festivus.

Festivus is for the rest of us so for sure

TJBM is prepared for the feats of strength

sort of
TJBM has used pepper spray for breath spray.

no, but I did have an employee who did not believe pepper spray was as bad as everyone said, so he sprayed himself .

TJBM is afraid they won’t get what they want for Christmas.

False, I’m happy with whatever I get

TJBM wonders why this game has been a ghost town the last few weeks

Indeed.
Tjbm has a wild fire happening near their house, and may have to be evacuated…

False. Been there, in Southern California in the 1950’s.

TJBM is going to a Fine Art Museum this weekend.

false, Christmas Party and a family reunion

TJBM is decorating for Christmas

Never.
Tjbm hates Christmas light.

I have xmas lights in my garage year ‘round, colorful LED balls. lol
TJBM is having a wild storm in their zone right now

nope, dry
TJBM is a guy with boobs.

False. I’m a woman with boobs.

TJBM is a man with an attitude

No, I’m a woman with an attitude AND boobs…but I try to keep both concealed in public.

TJBM is a voracious reader.

At times.
Tjbm is having 90 mph winds in their area.

Not tonight ! !

TJBM has a cool not frosty night.

True, with lots of wind and torrential rain. It’s @AshLeigh ‘s fault, sending those Alaskan storms down the coast to California. ;-)

TJBM is sick

I am not.
And I had to get rid of some of it! I was running against the wind, and hardly moving:)
Tjbm looooves whatchamacallits.

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

TJBM is feeling stroppy.

Not at the moment, but I frequently do. Instead I’m feeling very full of compassion and would like to give @bookish1 a hug.

TJBM is not ready to listen to Christmas music just yet..

True,I avoid it for the most part,but I do sing a rendidtion of “Deck the Halls” to my goose.
“Deck the halls with bow tied ganders…..” :-p

TJBM has warm home made bread eat your hearts out lol

No bread is made in this home. But I made vegetarian fried ‘chicken’ and grits for hung over brunch, how’s that for bachelor cooking?

hugs @geeky_mama

TJBM only gets cracking on the weekends when the sun is setting…

Alaska. The sun is always set.
Also, it makes me sad that you’ve never had whatchamacallits….
Tjbm wants a white Christmas, and will trade me. :)

Not particularly, I will be travelling a lot this Christmas so snow would be inconvenient.

TJBM likes Charles Dickens

True but I don’t like scrooges. lol

TJBM is baking something

I’m not. We had a lovely trip down to Glenallen, and now I am ready to go home.
Tjbm doesn’t like road trips.

False, I love them, driving for hours on the highway listening to my favorite music, checking out new places along the way. I just need a while to recover between trips.

TJBM would like a lazy Sunday.

I am having one now. Crazy stormy day and all cozy at my library table in my living room under the window watching the storm and drinking coffee.:-)

TJBM wants pancakes!

I do not like pancakes… except at Nekkid Pancake Parties, of course.
Tjbm will throw a Nekkid Pancake Party.

True, any time, and you’re invited

TJBM wants milk with their pancakes.

Yes please.
Tjbm plays a string instrument.

Yes, several stringed instruments.

TJBM is enjoying a bright sunny day.

Not today- it’s gray and gloomy.

TJBM wants another winter like last winter- bright and sunny, few gray days.

False. I’m on the west coast in the Sierras and we need serious rain and snow for the rivers, lakes, and forest fire risks.
The planet needs water, and I hope we get pummeled with as much rain and snow as possible this year. Last year was a drought year.

TJBM despises irrational people that confuse feelings with facts

It’s an amusement, really.
Tjbm has ADD, and didn’t take their medication this morning.

Nope, but I’m diabetic and am about to shoot up!
]——{===|>—- Type 1 for life, baby.

TJBM is fantasizing about a sandwich.

I am now!
Tjbm is British.

Once upon a time about 200 years ago. lol

TJBM is a hybrid mutt

Oh you know it @Coloma. I’m actually an Indo-European, lulz.
TJBM distracts themselves from unpleasant work by doing more fun work :-p

Ahahahahaha :D nnnnhmmmyyyyeeeess :-/

TJBM is discovering music that was cool about 5–10 years ago only now, just as I am atm. <facepalm>

True.I love the 90’s venue

TJBM isn’t crazy just a little unwell ;-)

Actually, I’m pretty well for once… But I’ve always been crazy.

TJBM enjoys British comedy.

By all means, yes!

TJBM is a writer and/or a poet.

Quite true, both.

TJBM is a comedian at heart

pvt. Joker reporting in ;-) If only most people would tone down the serious a notch or fifteen…

TJBM has / uses a mantra for overcoming fear (like this one here)

True. Fake it til you make it and just DO it!

TJBM will write a limerick for us

Sorry, I suck at those. Instead, here’s a song about my motherland (+ a video tribute to Polish airmen).

TJBM wants a Limerick nonetheless and will demand it of the next Jelly…

True.

There once was a chap called “fremen”
Whose wit was always streamin’
He danced when he talked
and wore colorful socks
and liked his sausage steamin’

TJBM has a hot sausage

can’t say
TJBM wants another ice age.

No thank you.
Tjbm wants summer:)

YES! F*CK YES!!! Winter can eat sh*t and die for all I care!!!

In other news, TJBM did not waste (much) time today ;-)

Wasting time right now.
Tjbm loves Mountain Dew.

True, favorite drink

TJBM likes Pizza

yep
TJBM likes Red Baron over Tombstone.

True. But both will send you to an early grave. lol

TJBM is waiting on someone, waiting, waiting,waiting, & waiting, and….

I am not.
Tjbm is silly.

Yes, I am Seriously Silly.

TJBM dreams of going to bed before midnight.

This is true.
Tjbm want to be buried under Oreos. :D

Part of my plan not to die lying down is to avoid sweets at all cost, and keep ths body in peak form, so no – rather be covered in marmite, dipped in ants, and chased by ravenous anteaters through the desert. :P

TJBM will be needing a grant to develop their silly walk.

No, I was born with a silly walk and already have Ministry approval.

TJBM has already completed their Christmas / Holiday shopping.

False, haven’t even started, but...amazon.com is the handy, last minute Santa Claus. lol

TJBM has not been eating their veggies lately

Not as much as I should. I do love veggies though.

TJBM has recently developed a new crush.

False, no crushes for me.

TJBM has a stuffy nose

nope
TJBM had enough of this world.

False, only if I run out of cash. Otherwise I am a life lover, but I wouldn’t want to keep living if I was in abject poverty.

TJBM is an epicurean type

Not really.

TJBM remembers me.

of cours you have a dirty mind like I do

TJBM like drizzled chocolate

Indeed.
Tjbm has been in a blimp.

False, but I have been up in a hot air balloon. Way fun, and drunk on champagne at 8 a.m. lol

TJBM has a wart on their nose

nope
TJBM is a blimp.

False, but my ass is bigger than my head. lol

TJBM wants a pony for Christmas

A kitten will do. :)
Tjbm has read the first four pages of Wuthering Heights, and decided its boring.

LOL…true, about 30 years ago. Still boring. haha

TJBM reads in the bathroom

Usually magazines and in the morning the local newspaper.

TJBM wants to go to Cuba on vacation.

No thanks, only if I ever need medical care after being a hero in america, maybe Michael Moore will go with me. lol

TJBM likes smoked almonds

they’re alright.
TJBM can lift all of their local phone books.

Haha…true. They are only about one inch thick.

TJBM is going through a phase of shit breaking

Not at the moment, knock on wood, but I am going on a phase of losing things and things wandering off (LOTS of things..like a knife, a computer cable, a pedometer, etc… and I don’t usually lose things, and it’s happening with great frequency over just the past few days.. enough that it’s really noticeable..)

TJBM has a home security system.

True, his name is Max

TJBM secretly likes fruitcake

No, but it’s no secret that I am a fruitcake.

TJBM saw a friend today.

I did. :)
Tjbm has a friend named Matt.

False, but I have a cat named “Myles.” lol

TJBM has a friend named Dawn

My best friends step mothers name is Dawn. Close enough, right?
Tjbm’s name is Anfesa.

False. Sounds like a tropical disease. ” Oooh, bad news, you have the Anfesa larvae embedded in your brain.”

TJBM has goofy eyebrows

I hope not!
Ps: I know a girl named Anfesa, and it cracks me up!
Tjbm is reading a lovely book.

False. I only read anthologies. And most of them are bitter and violent.

TJBM likes dairy queen.

yes
TJBM sells women’s shoes.

False, but I buy them because I am a woman.

TJBM always thinks of Chili ” Relleno” when they see @reijinni ‘s name

Haha. No.
Tjbm loves bread and cheese.

True, and crackers and cheese and cheese and olives and cheese and chips and….

TJBM has a spicey personality

At times.
Tjbm has not gotten out of bed yet.

I’ve been out of bed for 3 hours now, but still in my PJ’s. I am sick still and it is ffffrrrreeezing outside. I won;t go out til at least noon. haha

TJBM just loves @AshLeigh :-P

Absolutely – @AshLeigh is very sweet. :)

TJBM is ready to go chop down a (Christmas) tree! Tiiiiiimmmmmbbbbberrrrrrrrrr!

Not exactly.
Tjbm doesn’t like the way Christmas smells. D:

True, but I think it’s mostly the WalMart crowd that smells lol

TJBM likes split pea soup with cheese and crackers ;-p

Love split pea soup, but never had it with cheese and crackers but it sounds like a great combo

TJBM celebrates a different holiday other than christmas around this time of year

If my first anniversary with Joshua, and my mothers birthday count, then yes.
Tjbm has a birthday this month.

No, I’m a summer baby.

TJBM has looked fear in the eye recently and won!

Haha…not since July when I came face to face with a monster rattlesnake under my deck stairs. 0-o

TJBM is out of toilet paper

Definately not, that is one thing I refuse to run out of. Since it don’t go bad I buy it in large quantities since I have 2 toddlers potty training and go through quite a lot in a week

TJBM has had to potty train something or someone before

Yeah.
Tjbm is not potty trained.

False. I always go outside to do my biz. lol

TJBM loves to have bonfires

gets out of hand.
TJBM has a mugshot.

False. I’m a model citizen lol

TJBM is a model citizen

no, but I take pictures of them

TJBM has already shook a Christmas present

Nope not really expecting anything for christmas except spending time with my girls

TJBM has all their shopping done for the holiday

False, false, false. haha

TJBM likes to dip cabbage in Miracle Whip

No, artichoke petals in Best Foods or Hellman’s.

TJBM has eaten both Hellman’s and Best Foods mayonnaise..

True. I buy the lite varieties though.

TJBM has a santa hat

True doesn’t everyone

TJBM has eaten pickled garlic before

Yep, lots. It was pretty commonly served (as a sort of side, like coleslaw is here in the US) where I lived in Japan. I still prefer whole roasted garlic..still warm from the oven..yum!

TJBM has an amazing Christmas Cookie recipe they’re known for…

False. Not known for, but my ginger crackle cookies are superb!

TJBM has a secret

True, many

TJBM Knows someone else’s secret, and they are not telling.

True.
Tjbm has a rip in their jeans.

False, I don’t do the distressed clothes thing. Ripped jeans are called a rag.

TJBM is ready for lunch

False, just had breakfast at 9 a.m. here

TJBM has a headache

depends on who shows up.
TJBM has seen something that they wish they hadn’t.

TRUE! Haven’t we all??

TJBM has a crush on someone

I have a crush on my boyfriend. :)
Tjbm also has a crush on my boyfriend.

False but might have feelings for your boyfriend’s girlfriend

TJBM is cold

Alaska.
Tjbm is wearing silver boots.

Black

TJBM has Muk-Luk’s

Uggs…close enough? But….the coolest are my new Sloggers rain boots in psychedelic neon chartruese.

TJBM just spent 2 hours ordering stuff on amazon and their head is about to explode lol

nope. Haven’t ordered anything and staying away from Amazon.
TJBM is too lazy/ broke to shop.

Broke.
Tjbm is STARVING.

no, I eat pretty regular.

TJBM has bought a present for someone they don’t know (angel tree, etc.)

I always do that before for I buy for people I know and love!

TJBM has NO idea what they want for Christmas. (Talking to Santa was useless for them!)

False I just want a wonderful holiday that will be gift enough

TJBM has all their shopping done

False. Got my daughter done, but then again, she is the most important person in the world.

TJBM is travelling for Christmas.

I wish.
Tjbm has a beautiful singing voice.

I have been complimented on my Dylan, ACDC, and Creedance renditions at the karaoke bar. So, no.

TJBM secretly collects something weird.

Just the skulls of all my victims. :)
Tjbm is a serial killer.

I’m a cereal spiller, I pour the milk too fast.

TJBM likes crushed ice in their water.

I do.
Tjbm walked through a lot of snow today,

False, but, lots of rain here overnight.

TJBM thinks giving sloppy, second hand “gifts” is insutling

Yup

TJBM loves a great deal when it comes to shopping

True! :-)

TJBM noticed my typo of spelling “insulting” as “insutling.” lol

Yep, better than in-sluting.

TJBM got a suprize in the mail today. and I can typo too.

Haha…not yet, but I am waiting on about 6 items to be delivered in the next week.

TJBM doesn’t send out Xmas cards

True.

TJBM has anger issues today.

Actually kind of yes. I am EXTREMELY frustrated at all the money I have been spending on broken stuff lately and also annoyed at a friend right now. haha

TJBM gets really, really, tired of dealing with people

I’ve said it before that I’m running out of ways to not hit people.
Tjbm is also running out of was to not hit people.

True.Better to hit than have your head explode with an anger aneurism lol

TJBM has had an aneurism

nope
TJBM can walk on legos.

That shit hurts.
Tjbm has to shovel their driveway.

No, no snow here yet, and I drive a jeep

TJBM is ready for spring

Not until the day after christmas, then I am ready for winter to be over

TJBM wants to go somewhere tropical

…Right after Christmas. I’m happy with the snow and cold until we hit the deep freeze in mid-January where our high-temp doesn’t reach 0 for about 10 or more days straight. Then I’m totally ready to go ANYWHERE but here.

TJBM lives in a nice warm locale.

False. I live in the high foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains….brrrrr, but, summers are very warm.

TJBM has seen “Bernie”

I have no idea what @Coloma is talking about but I like her anyway.

TJBM is wearing their favorite pajamas.

@bookish1 “Bernie is a newer release with Jack Black & Shirley Maclaine based on a true story of a Texas funeral directer that murders his wealthy companion. Hilarious, a must see!

True, I am, just woke up, 6:50 a.m here

TJBM has hard frost this morning

@Coloma : Forreal? I had no idea Shirley Maclaine was even acting anymore… Awesome! Thanks. Have you ever seen The Trouble With Harry?

No, but it’s a frosty 30 degrees outside! Quite cold for this tropical jelly.

TJBM is putting on long underwear.

@bookish1 Not that I know of, I’ll look it up on Netflix. Yeah, Shirley Maclaine and Jack Black look remarkably like the real life characters they portray.

False, but…

I have on a thermal shirt and a vest and jammie bottoms. I think I need an extra pair of socks though. lol

TJBM has a ginormous fluffy cat

Not anymore :(

TJBM did not have a good start to their day.

Mmmmm….I have been sick, still not 100% but, I feel really well rested this morning. Went to bed at 9 and slept til 6. :-)

TJBM like Baileys Irish Creme