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The Jelly Below Me - Part 44?

Asked by DrBill (16016 points ) October 6th, 2012

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be: False! I hate coffee or, True!

Then they might state: The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

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DrBill's avatar

TJBM is coming to the part 44 Party (pancakes for everyone)

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has an idea for Romney and is willing to share.

Sunny2's avatar

No. I don’t think I’d better. It wouldn’t be nice.
TJBM couldn’t care less about football.

geeky_mama's avatar

So true, we don’t really watch sports in my family.

TJBM prefers to play sports rather than watch them.

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

false I wish I could but my body tells me no
TJBM wishes they were a famous musician

bookish1's avatar

Nah, I couldn’t handle it, but I’d love to be friends with the guys in 311 :D

TJBM likes tabbouli !!!

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM sends @DrBill a big Thank You!

AshLeigh's avatar

Yeah. :D
TJBM washed laundry today. :)

Sunny2's avatar

I did! I did! 2 loads.
TJBM hates egg salad.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Love it !

TJBM has a peanut butter sandwich recipe that is STRANGE! Salami and raspberry jam with crunchy PB.

AshLeigh's avatar

RACIST! Just kidding.
TJBM doesn’t think Peanut Butter and Jelly is racist…

jazmina88's avatar

True. I think PB and J is a sandwich! but I’d rather have egg salad.

TJBM has a fire in the fireplace going.

DrBill's avatar

Yes, and have had for several days

TJBM Thinks we all missed out on fall

AshLeigh's avatar

We don’t get much of it in Alaska. I think I’m missing out on fall.
TJBM is in love.

Coloma's avatar

Only with my pets

TJBM has wet hair

AshLeigh's avatar

I blow dried it. :)
TJBM is a brownie head.

DrBill's avatar

true

TJBM thinks they are in love with someone they have never met

fremen_warrior's avatar

Me myself and I have all met and it’s complicated (to use facebook terminology ;-)

TJBM pretends they know how to play guitar (and sing at the sime time – oh the horror!)

AshLeigh's avatar

Only air guitar.
TJBM has a comfy bed.

bookish1's avatar

Yes, nothing like slipping into a queen…

TJBM is making flippy floppy.

Coloma's avatar

Flippy floppy? Uh, I felt a little flippy floppy with my brownie recipe the other day. lol

TJBM is enjoying a bountiful harvest season Grapes, apples and primo green in my hills. haha

bookish1's avatar

Nope, I’m not Coloma ;) I’m enjoying a bookish day of academic masochism in my apartment.

TJBM plays a musical instrument.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Several, just bought an auto-harp made in 1965.

TJBM remembers playing an auto-harp in grammar school music class.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t, but I probably did. haha

TJBM washed their car today

DrBill's avatar

Not today

TJBM is looking for a newer/better car/truck

Coloma's avatar

I was, but have decided to keep mine til it dies. haha

TJBM is getting all they can out of there vehicles these days

creative1's avatar

Oh so true… run it until it has no get up and go anymore

TJBM just detailed the inside of their car

AshLeigh's avatar

Waaaay too lazy for that.
TJBM took a long nap today.

Sunny2's avatar

Often do, but not today. Too busy.
TJBM found a penny today, but decided NOT to pick it up.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I did find a couple of M&M almonds in my movie room. I picked them up and ate them. They were from last night. haha

TJBM likes M&M Almonds

creative1's avatar

mmmmm chocolate covered nuts my favorite

TJBM loves chocolate

DrBill's avatar

True, tastes great, molds to body parts, feels nice and warm when you put it on….. sorry got off track….

TJBM likes to snack on salted Spanish peanuts

Coloma's avatar

Not so much but cashews and pistachios yes!

TJBM needs smog check this year

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has a menorah stashed away.

bookish1's avatar

No, but I have a couple Divali lamps on my altar… oil burning lamps from another ancient priestly religion!

TJBM is feeling nostalgic.

Coloma's avatar

Mmm…kinda. I am enjoying my new woodstove heater and remembering the days of having a real woodstove. :-)

TJBM likes Naked Mole Rats

AshLeigh's avatar

:D
TJBM is really sleepy.

creative1's avatar

True just woke up and now time to get ready for work

TJBM is waiting for something big to happen

AshLeigh's avatar

Not really. Enough excitement with the new baby in the family. :)
TJBM thinks new babies look like aliens. :D

Coloma's avatar

Haha, true-ish. Some definitely look better than others, by 4 months old they are at their peak of cuteness, not so much the first month. lol

TJBM had a cone head when they were born

creative1's avatar

I don’t know but probably

TJBM has had or is having a baby

Coloma's avatar

True. My “baby” is turning 25 next month ;-)

TJBM likes to take nature pictures

creative1's avatar

True

Congrats @Coloma, what a big number for your baby to turn

TJBM loves to take nature walks ;)

Sunny2's avatar

Oh yes! Particularly in other parts of the world. Borneo, Kenya, the island of Komodo, Brazil.
TJBM never owned a pet.

creative1's avatar

False

TJBM has had so many pets in their life that they have at this point in their life lost track as to how many their have been

Coloma's avatar

LOL…very true, they could fill a small book.

TJBM likes water gardens

reijinni's avatar

they’re ok
TJBM is feeding their pigs candy corn.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have deer eating acorns in my yard right now

TJBM had lunch with a friend

bookish1's avatar

Well, I am friends with myself so I suppose that counts. Bad Trader Joe’s sushi at the computer, haha.

TJBM is a connoisseur of hallucinations.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope..and neither are any of my other personalities. (jk)

TJBM has a special talent or super-power. (Care to share it with us?)

DrBill's avatar

True, but I am sworn to secrecy

TJBM almost woke up grumpy, but decided to let them sleep

Coloma's avatar

False. Not grumpy, just out of it. I have only been awake for about 30 minutes

TJBM has company coming to dinner tonight

creative1's avatar

Nope just me and the girls

TJBM likes quite nights at home

Coloma's avatar

True, very much. :-)

TJBM has a pomegranite tree in their yard

geeky_mama's avatar

No, but I have cake in the frizzer.

TJBM has lawn gnomes in their garden.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM views beer as an antidote.

creative1's avatar

I guess false since I wouldn’t know what it was an antidote for

TJBM is going to have a glass of wine tonight after dinner

bookish1's avatar

No, but I might have a couple beers if I get my work done in time. My interview went very well today!!

TJBM has had a nightmare recently O_O

Coloma's avatar

False, but I did have a very wacky dream, complete nonsense. lol

TJBM made an AMAZING dinner tonight

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM will be doing some punkin’ chunkin’.

erichw1504's avatar

Hopefully soon!

TJBM is setting up a birthday party for someone.

Coloma's avatar

False, not yet anyway. Nov. & Dec. are the B-Day months in my family. :-)

TJBM has a big red rug in their house

DrBill's avatar

False, but I do have a rug in my big red jeep

TJBM is a veteran

Coloma's avatar

Haha ^^^

False, I’m far too old now, and besides, I would have made a horrible soldier, I have little self discipline and would cry if someone yelled at me. lol

TJBM cries if someone yells at them

DrBill's avatar

False, I am a vereran, and far more likely to make them cry

TJBM went to college

OpryLeigh's avatar

False

TJBM enjoys Grey’s Anatomy.

DrBill's avatar

False, never watched it

TJBM watched Dallas every chance they got

fremen_warrior's avatar

European here, so merely vaguely aware Dallas is somewhere in ‘muricah.

TJBM draws significant power / energy from being left alone with their thoughts.

reijinni's avatar

not quite
TJBM only gets great ideas when they can’t put them into action.

Coloma's avatar

Hahaha…sometimes yes.

TJBM had blueberry pie tonight OMG…double up on the carrot sticks tomorrow lol

bookish1's avatar

No, but I had beer and… tater tots with cheese on them O_O So yes, I’m joining Coloma and living on tabbouli today, haha.

TJBM needs to go back to bed.

Coloma's avatar

False, just got up about 45 minutes ago.
@bookish1 I love tater tots, I haven’t had them in about 10 years, seriously! I might have to toss a bag in the freezer for the future. :-)

TJBM is a hedonist at heart

DrBill's avatar

No, not really, pleasure has it’s perks, but it is not the et al, end all answer

TJBM is snoozing at the keyboard.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is writing a song

Coloma's avatar

False but I will write a poem spur of the moment….

Good morning jellies, are you showered or smelly?
Is there toast in your belly?
Do you live near a deli?
Is your name Kelly?

TJBM is named Francois

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope, but I did have an instructor for Dale Carnegie named François.

TJBM has a hot pot of soup on the stove.

Coloma's avatar

True! I just had soup, veggie soup with cheese and crackers, mmm!

TJBM has a haedache

reijinni's avatar

perhaps.
TJBM has a headache that can only be cured by sending Paul Ryan to the unemployment line.

bookish1's avatar

Sounds about right, and also heartache on top of that.

TJBM wants some comfort food tonight…

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm, kinda true, kinda false. I have a tub of gourmet french burnt peanuts I plan on having later though and I also have, are you ready? Hagan Daaz Coconut Macaroon ice cream! Eat your hearts out jellies! lol

TJBM is having a comfort beet right now Stella Artois for this miss.

Coloma's avatar

^^^ edit” Comfort BEER. Can Beets be comfort food, I think not. lol

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@Coloma if they are soaked in Bourbon.

bookish1's avatar

No, I’m having a shot of every stimulant I can get my hands on right now… But I have a comfort Blue Moon waiting for me in the fridge for when I finish this confounded book review!

TJBM likes Nine Inch Nails.

bookish1's avatar

Yes, yes I do like Nine Inch Nails. And I also like comfort Blue Moons! How did you know??

Did I just break a rule? Am I being too silly?

TJBM likes breaking rules!

GracieT's avatar

(You probably did break a rule, but I, for one! think it needed to be broken!)
I love Nine Inch Nails.

TJBM loves being silly!

reijinni's avatar

sure do.
TJBM likes to drink hotdogwater.

bookish1's avatar

No….. O_O

TJBM hates Limp Bizkit.

DrBill's avatar

Never heard Limp bizkit, but anything limp can’t be good

TJBM Knows someone who is in the hospital

GracieT's avatar

Nope, none of the people I know are in the hospital for once!
To get back to a slightly older topic,

TJBM loves Linkin Park.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, some of their stuff. I love the 90’s music.

TJBM thinks @reijinni hides his silly side well , a serious silly type—lol—

bookish1's avatar

I think I’ve already seen @reijinni‘s silly side!

TJBM likes broccoli

Coloma's avatar

True/false
I like it raw in salads, with dips and certain dishes/ cassroles, soups, but not a big pile all by itself

TJBM loves cabbage

reijinni's avatar

can’t stand cabbage
TJBM can talk in several different accents.

Coloma's avatar

True! I’m a comedienne at heart and love silly voices and accents.

TJBM is hap, hap, happy and will do a little dance now

AshLeigh's avatar

Of course!
Tjbm doesn’t like it when “tjbm” autocorrects to “them”...

fremen_warrior's avatar

If autocorrect was a person I’d hit it in the face.

TJBM wishes other intangible things turned into people every once in a while.

Coloma's avatar

Not really, I think it would be better if a lot of people turned into intangible things. lol

TJBM is excited waiting on the first storm of the year in their zone

fremen_warrior's avatar

sure, t minus 5 months?

TJBM likes the word sonder and this particular definition.

AshLeigh's avatar

Indeed.
Tjbm can’t sleep, and is up way too early.

Coloma's avatar

False, went to bed early last night, but yes, up at 6a.m. and it is now 6:40 dark and raining now.

TJBM burned their dinner last night and had the smoke detectors go off I was so pissed off. lol

OpryLeigh's avatar

Not last night but that does happen to me fairly regularly!!

TJBM has had an expensive bill after car trouble recently.

Coloma's avatar

False, knock on wood! I do have to smog and register my car soon though.

TJBM is in a check out mode Do not disturb me today world.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Naw, quite the opposite, I feel great – and I wish you the same, thou Gooseherder(ess?) of Fluther ;-)

TJBM decided to go the radical honesty route… thar be storm clouds a brewin’ on the horizon, yarr!

Coloma's avatar

Always! The truth will set you free, especially from the brat pack of obnoxious people. lol
@fremen_warrior Thank You, yes, a great stormy day and I am in nesting mode. Do not ruffle my feathers. lol

TJBM wants a genie in a bottle

reijinni's avatar

some days
TJBM has put their weenie in a bottle.

Coloma's avatar

Uh, no weenie here, last time I checked anyway. 0-o

TJBM likes scary movies

bookish1's avatar

No, I still have an overly active imagination and get nightmares pretty easily… I can’t handle scary movies made after about 1965, haha.

TJBM is excited about lunch.

Coloma's avatar

Not anymore but I was before I ate it. lol

TJBM thinks being lost in the snow would really suck

creative1's avatar

Depends how much snow, if its too much for me to drive through yeah that would suck but if the roads were drivable then nope I don’t mind driving in the snow and getting lost always adds some adventure to it.

fremen_warrior's avatar

It would be bearable as long as it were exactly fifteen feet of pure white snow.

TJBM is hating the job market right now.

GracieT's avatar

Luckily, I’m not looking!

TJBM is thrilled with how brainless Mittens appeared last night.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Didn’t see em but I’m loving this xD lol

TJBM has everything they could ever wish for.

DrBill's avatar

no one ever does

TJBM is going to dress there pet like this for Halloween.

Coloma's avatar

False…but, I will dress my goose “Marwyn” up for Xmas…like this!
http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc435/GooseCorral/P1060165.jpg

TJBM has bedhead

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope, I’ve been up for 11 hours.

TJBM sometimes forget to “TJBM” ! !
I have !

fremen_warrior's avatar

@Coloma that is one fancy goose ;-)

Nope, prim and proper all the way and very pedantic about all my posts (perfecto-fish award hoarder :P)

TJBM loves the feeling of being who they are.

Coloma's avatar

True, usually, but not when my allergies are exploding my head like today. lol
@fremen_warrior Yes, he is a playgoose centerfold model. haha

TJBM needs a pep talk

GracieT's avatar

I can always use a pep talk! :o)

TJBM is in a position to give pep talks.

Coloma's avatar

False I’m in need on one lately

TJBM has a cat that steals their socks

creative1's avatar

No but a puppy that does

TJBM is having a wonderful day

Coloma's avatar

False. I have been sick for two days and feel depressed. I don’t like feeling confined at all.

TJBM is sick

reijinni's avatar

only in my head.
TJBM can tell the difference between pregnant and fat.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I’m not pregnant but maybe a little fat. or maybe I’m not fat but maybe a little pregnant

TJBM has a package coming from a catalog store.

Coloma's avatar

I did last week. A new space heater and some maroon duck tape. lol
TJBM wishes they could magically have a chinese dinner delivered right now. Oh, I want chinese but don’t want to drive 40 minutes round trip to get it.

bookish1's avatar

I pretty much always want a magic chinese dinner!

TJBM wants some magic sex.

Coloma's avatar

Maybe after my coffee, right now I want the magic caffeine. lol

TJBM gets sinus infections in winter

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Dry nose, not anymore.

TJBM may get snowed on this weekend.

reijinni's avatar

not likely unless something changes.
TJBM is going to freeze.

fremen_warrior's avatar

There are better ways to die, so hopefully not.

TJBM is feeling mighty powerful for no apparent reason, and feels like subduing the whole world ;-)

Coloma's avatar

LOL…uh no, actually I have been sick the last few days with a sinus infection, low power mode over here.

TJBM likes Kerns Apricot juice

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It’s Kerns Apricot Nectar.. oh I remember… it was the best.

TJBM has a favorite . . . favorite fruit juice / nectar.

Coloma's avatar

Nectar it is, you be right!

fremen_warrior's avatar

Nope.

TJBM / ah screw that. I realised today just how hot and gorgeous the sweet, curly-haired, tall blonde I casually drank tea with a few days ago, is, and my brain is about to explode, because the next time I get to see her is in 4 days… lol. Ah life ;-)

AshLeigh's avatar

:)
tjbm went shopping today.

reijinni's avatar

no
TJBM is buying Windows 8.

Coloma's avatar

False, Vista is good enough.

TJBM ate junk food today

DrBill's avatar

True, I eat junk food everyday

TJBM wishes they had some junk food right now…..

reijinni's avatar

later
TJBM wants to snort some pixie sugar.

Coloma's avatar

If it clears up my sinus infection sure, why not, I’m bold.

TJBM has 3 ears

fremen_warrior's avatar

?!

TJBM is sick and tired of hearing things from uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites…

Coloma's avatar

True, but, I have eliminated most of them from my life, except a few uptight ones minus the narrow-minded and hypocritical. lol

TJBM is wearing orange

GracieT's avatar

No! I thought I got rid of the prison jumpsuit when I escaped from prison. I never was there, honest!

TJBM is looking forward to seeing the cute “trick-or-treaters!”

Coloma's avatar

I do miss that, but, I don’t get trick-or-treaters up here in the hills. Every house is acres apart, it would take an hour to go to 5 houses. lol

TJBM has to drive to their mailbox

fremen_warrior's avatar

Lol no, that has to be… interesting ;-)

TJBM has no sense of purpose in life and is, strangely, OK with that.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. I have have a strong sense of my purpose in life…and I’m beyond grateful and highly content with that.

TJBM lives in the moment.

Coloma's avatar

True, but sometimes my head needs to be roped back in from the future. lol
@fremen_warrior Purpose is ever changing, I feel the same. :-)

TJBM likes to watch vintage TV shows from the 60’s.

bookish1's avatar

Naturally! I was just watching The Avengers tonight (with Diana Rigg, steals the damn show… one of the few women I still swoon over. She could kick my ass any day and I’d just offer to fetch her a cocktail and polish her boots in gratitude, mmhmm…) And I have lines from Monty Python’s Flying Circus running through my head constantly, and guess who that dreamboat is in my avatar!

TJBM is unapologetic about going to bed early on Friday nights sometimes!

Coloma's avatar

Very true. It’s just another night, stay in, go out, who cares! haha
@bookish1 I have been watching old Bewitched, so funny, and sexist as hell. lol

TJBM will confess a secret

bookish1's avatar

Thanks to jellies’ advice on here, I have been pursuing some very casual but enjoyable flings, haha.

TJBM would like a cocktail.

Coloma's avatar

False. Bleh. I am on antibiotics for a wicked sinus infection. I can;t taste anything. Waaah!

TJBM would like to smell the roses

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yep sounds good. Double Vernor’s ginger ale for you Coloma.

TJBM is waiting for the “Frankenstorm” on the east coast..

reijinni's avatar

somewhat, no direct effect.
TJBM is going to a horrible city for the holidays.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’ll have the holidays in my little country place as usual.

TJBM is sleepy

AshLeigh's avatar

True dat.
Tjbm is going to Japan, and will send me pictures of every Japanese person they see.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I can send you pictures of Taiwanese people. lol

TJBM loves KFC coleslaw

DrBill's avatar

False, I go there for the chicken

TJBM considers themselves a free spirit

Coloma's avatar

Very true! :-)

TJBM does not like to be micromanaged

fremen_warrior's avatar

Does anybody?

TJBM refuses to accept winter is already upon them <grumble>

bookish1's avatar

I refuse it no matter where I am. Once you get the tropics in your blood, it’s hard to get them out!

TJBM likes savory breakfast.

fremen_warrior's avatar

I’m not one to treat myself, especially food-wise. We Fremen know luxuries soften the body… offworlder.

TJBM is reasonably patriotic.

DrBill's avatar

Reasonable and then some, more than the average person

TJBM want to fly their flag, but just didn’t get to it…..

fremen_warrior's avatar

Well you could say my flag is part of my tattoo, heh, one of the reasons I chose this particular symbol.

TJBM is feeling happy and anxious at the same time (no idea how that can even be happening lol)

Coloma's avatar

False, more like sick and tired. lol

TJBM is dressing up for Halloween

reijinni's avatar

false, not enough suckers to make it worthwhile.
TJBM is too lazy to go trick-or-treating.

Coloma's avatar

Nah..I’m too old and I live in the middle of nowhere. lol

TJBM is in the path of the monster storm

fremen_warrior's avatar

The what now? (safely posting from a fortified bunker somewhere deep inside Eastern Europe :P)

TJBM hopes for the best and prepares for the worst…

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, I get very few “trick or treat“ers here, but I still bought candy enough to feed the neighborhood for at least a week.

TJBM hopes for lot of Halloweener’s

bookish1's avatar

I hope I don’t get any. I’m a grumpy diabetic on halloween, those kids can bloody well get their candy elsewhere.

TJBM wants to run away to some far, far, far, far, far, far, far…. Canada.

AshLeigh's avatar

Canada’s not that far from me. But I do want to go there.
Tjbm has gotten lost in the woods.

bookish1's avatar

Yep, and I sure would like to go on a forest walk right now…

TJBM is going to be up til the cows come home.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not planning on it.
Tjbm is jealous that it snowed in Alaska today. :) (seriously, you can have it!)

DrBill's avatar

Not at all, you are welcome to it.
@AshLeigh I got back the pictures of the you know what, from you know where

TJBM is enjoying the sunshine today

fremen_warrior's avatar

Yes, after yesterday’s snowfall today was great (did I mention I detest winter?)

TJBM is also discovering how great it is to be unapologetically honest with people.

Coloma's avatar

Haha….for a long tome now., yes. If ya can’t handle being confronted on your shit don’t hang with me. I’m very easy going but if you play games with me I will fillet you. ;-)

TJBM is happy because all of their hardcore chores are done for the week

DrBill's avatar

True

TJBM is looking forward to Halloween.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, but only for a grown up lunch date. lol
TJBM loves chocolate chip cookies

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yup. Is the grown up lunch date bringing CHOCOLATE CHIP Cookie? I’m jealous.

TJBM has a family recipe for chocolate chip cookies.

Coloma's avatar

True. With walnuts, amazingly great!

TJBM is enjoying the full moon

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, it’s just me and my telescope and camera tonight

TJBM things people get weird during the full moon…...

fremen_warrior's avatar

Looks at @MilkyWay…hmm

TJBM likes to enjoy some hardcore punk every now and again.

Coloma's avatar

Not much, but, I did hear that old Devo song the other day ” Whip it.” I love whip it…whip it good! lol

TJBM will whip it good

AshLeigh's avatar

Of course. XD
Tjbm knows that it’s hard out here for a pimp.

Coloma's avatar

Poor pimps, they work so hard being the boss. ;-)

TJBM is dressing up in a chicken costume tonight

GracieT's avatar

Nope, won’t be home :0(

TJBM is having chicken for dinner tonight.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM knows of any good pay-triots.

bookish1's avatar

Can’t say I do, but that is a fascinating website O_o

TJBM would like a piece of action…

Coloma's avatar

I got some muscle action yesterday, an hour of massage in the comfort of my own living room. Oh man, I am sore this morning, but in a good way. :-)

TJBM is enjoying perfect fall weather this weekend

AshLeigh's avatar

Winter. Alaska. Hate this.
Tjbm sees dead people.

fremen_warrior's avatar

<raises an eyebrow>

TJBM thinks all of this question asking is futile.

Coloma's avatar

Ultimately, of course, but it’s a distraction so what the hay. :-p
TJBM is making spaghetti sauce today

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM likes it cold.

fremen_warrior's avatar

I think I really would prefer freezing to death to boiling to death, good choice.

TJBM feels like they will ultimately waste their life, no matter how hard they try not to…

bookish1's avatar

I daren’t respond to the question. I’ve already got grad student impostor syndrome like a motherflucker.

TJBM watched a movie today.

Coloma's avatar

^^^ Both of you^^^^ LOL

Not yet, I might, the night is young.

TJBM has a can of whipped cream they plan on having an orgy with

bookish1's avatar

@Coloma, you can have the whipped cream, I just want an orgy.

TJBM fantasizes about breakfast as they are going to bed at night.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is praising Kim Il Sung.

Coloma's avatar

Should I be? I don;t follow the news, so, I have no idea if he has done something praiseworthy.

TJBM ate too much candy yesterday

AshLeigh's avatar

I didn’t.
Tjbm doesn’t want a table, they want a booth, and they will wait.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Most people are like tables, so that will be a long wait ;-)

TJBM likes to make obscure references to things even they vaguely remember.

Coloma's avatar

I probably do that sometimes, yeah. haha

TJBM is a jokester

DrBill's avatar

True, about almost any subject you can think of.

TJBM enjoys puns

fremen_warrior's avatar

mmm puuuns…

TJBM slept in today

reijinni's avatar

I wish
TJBM loves Tabasco flavored ice cream.

Coloma's avatar

Blech! No! You’re a sadist! lol

TJBM loves sloppy joes on onion rolls

AshLeigh's avatar

No thank you.
Tjbm is a prude.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…hardly, but I am a bit old school about a few things.

TJBM is still in kindergarten

Paul's avatar

False
TJBM calls is nursery (proper english :P)

OpryLeigh's avatar

Actually I always called in playschool!

TJBM is pleased with the outcome of the US election.

Paul's avatar

Indeed
TJBM is Mitt Romney

AshLeigh's avatar

Obviously.
Tjbm voted for Ellen DeGeneres.

Coloma's avatar

Haha no.

TJBM had a surprise yesterday. My daughters boyfriend wants to cook dinner for me tonight, how cool is that?

reijinni's avatar

ok
TJBM wants to make their state blue.

Coloma's avatar

@reijinni ok..? OKAY!!! Hell, it’s great! What 23 year old guy offers to cook dinner for his grilfriends mom? I think it is GREAT! lol

False. Califorrnia is the Golden state, I’ll keep that color.

TJBM needs a rabies shot

AshLeigh's avatar

I like my rabies…
Tjbm is wearing a jacket.

GracieT's avatar

True- it’s cold inside the RedCross, which is where I am.

TJBM is looking forward to ending the day at work and going to exercise.

fremen_warrior's avatar

I am looking forward to finding work, yes.

TJBM usually has good intentions, but for some reason tends to land on the wrong end of a lynch mob :P

Coloma's avatar

Mmm…not often. I’m more like a little bluebird, if I put my foot in my mouth it is always because I am just flittering around in dingy blonde land. lol

TJNM loves, loves, LOVES olives!

OpryLeigh's avatar

No, I hate them actually!

TJBM likes mushrooms (not the magic kind!)

DrBill's avatar

No, I hate them

TJBM loves to eat pepperoni, even without the pizza.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I have two different sticks of pepperoni in the refrigerator. YAAA !

TJBM more than four cheeses in the refrigerator.

Coloma's avatar

True. My cheese-a-holic stash is never depleted, lest I panic and have to cheesejack somebody. lol

TJBM is a Bob Marley fan

reijinni's avatar

somewhat.
TJBm would like to see a ‘for sale’ sign in front of the Vatican.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM hasn’t been on Fluther in a couple weeks.

Coloma's avatar

False. A day or two here and there when I am extra busy, but, I’m a fluther junkie, what can I say? I do a split shift, am/pm. lol

TJBM is a hedonist at heart.

AshLeigh's avatar


Tjbm sucks at bowling.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM is sleeping in tomorrow.

Paul's avatar

True
TJVM loves a lazy Sunday

fremen_warrior's avatar

As much as the next person.

TJBM is celebrating the Polish Independence Day today!

Coloma's avatar

False. So just what does one do to celebrate P.I.D.? Fireworks, polkas and sausages? What does Polish beer taste like? lol

TJBM likes international beers

AshLeigh's avatar

:)
Tjbm didn’t sleep in, out of habit.

reijinni's avatar

nope, I slept in.
TJBM lived through a hurricane.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have lived through a few earthquakes and snow storms

TJBM is having a pleasant valley sun-day-aaaaay

AshLeigh's avatar

No.
Tjbm got good news today.

DrBill's avatar

true, how true, very true….

TJBM Would like to visit Alaska

OpryLeigh's avatar

I would love to visit Alaska!

TJBM has to attend a funeral this week.

Coloma's avatar

False. Last funeral was in 2004, next one might be mine. lol
TJBM has a cat scratch on their nose

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM would like to try the vegetarian option.

AshLeigh's avatar

No thank you.
Ps: I didn’t click the link.
Tjbm has something in mind.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, yes I do. I have in mind making cinnamon rolls. lol

TJBM wants a cinnamon roll

fremen_warrior's avatar

No! I WANT OUT!!!

TJBM feels the same!

GracieT's avatar

Yep- I’d love to!

TJBM has already immigrated to any other country.

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope.
Tjbm will be my wife.

Coloma's avatar

False. Been there, done that. lol
TJBM is enjoying a stormy morning watching the wind outside their window

DrBill's avatar

False, cool and clear, lots of sunshine

TJBM is looking forward to Thanksgiving

Coloma's avatar

True. I am baking a ham instead of turkey though and I’d look forward to it even more if I could drop 10 lbs in the next 5 days. lol

TJBM drives a jeep

DrBill's avatar

Yes I do

TJBM loves going to the wilderness

bookish1's avatar

I do…. it’s been far too long.

TJBM is having a lazy, lazy morning.

Coloma's avatar

True. Cold and rainy and I am hangin’ in my jammies on fluther at 9:31 am watching the wind blow. :-)

TJBM is going to have a PJ day and watch movies and do nothing like me

AshLeigh's avatar

Laundry, and band practice. Then my footsie pajamas and I will be reunited! :D
Tjbm has written an autobiography.

bookish1's avatar

No, but I do have an extensive archaeological record going back to my early teens…

TJBM needs to clean up their act.

Coloma's avatar

Well, I could stand to dust off my willpower a bit. lol
TJBM is a cookie monster

fremen_warrior's avatar

<looks up, all alert-like> Cookies?

TJBM is <yawn> sleeepy…

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is celebrating after watching your team beat the crap out of a worthless team (Vols).

bookish1's avatar

No, I have no team spirit whatsoever.

TJBM hopes that a cockroach will never walk across their hand (again).

AshLeigh's avatar

I do hope for these things.
Tjbm can hear the wind outside.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is ready for Festivus.

creative1's avatar

Festivus is for the rest of us so for sure

TJBM is prepared for the feats of strength

reijinni's avatar

sort of
TJBM has used pepper spray for breath spray.

DrBill's avatar

no, but I did have an employee who did not believe pepper spray was as bad as everyone said, so he sprayed himself .

TJBM is afraid they won’t get what they want for Christmas.

Coloma's avatar

False, I’m happy with whatever I get

TJBM wonders why this game has been a ghost town the last few weeks

AshLeigh's avatar

Indeed.
Tjbm has a wild fire happening near their house, and may have to be evacuated…

Tropical_Willie's avatar

False. Been there, in Southern California in the 1950’s.

TJBM is going to a Fine Art Museum this weekend.

DrBill's avatar

false, Christmas Party and a family reunion

TJBM is decorating for Christmas

AshLeigh's avatar

Never.
Tjbm hates Christmas light.

Coloma's avatar

I have xmas lights in my garage year ‘round, colorful LED balls. lol
TJBM is having a wild storm in their zone right now

reijinni's avatar

nope, dry
TJBM is a guy with boobs.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m a woman with boobs.

TJBM is a man with an attitude

geeky_mama's avatar

No, I’m a woman with an attitude AND boobs…but I try to keep both concealed in public.

TJBM is a voracious reader.

AshLeigh's avatar

At times.
Tjbm is having 90 mph winds in their area.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not tonight ! !

TJBM has a cool not frosty night.

Coloma's avatar

True, with lots of wind and torrential rain. It’s @AshLeigh ‘s fault, sending those Alaskan storms down the coast to California. ;-)

TJBM is sick

AshLeigh's avatar

I am not.
And I had to get rid of some of it! I was running against the wind, and hardly moving:)
Tjbm looooves whatchamacallits.

bookish1's avatar

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

TJBM is feeling stroppy.

geeky_mama's avatar

Not at the moment, but I frequently do. Instead I’m feeling very full of compassion and would like to give @bookish1 a hug.

TJBM is not ready to listen to Christmas music just yet..

Coloma's avatar

True,I avoid it for the most part,but I do sing a rendidtion of “Deck the Halls” to my goose.
“Deck the halls with bow tied ganders…..” :-p

TJBM has warm home made bread eat your hearts out lol

bookish1's avatar

No bread is made in this home. But I made vegetarian fried ‘chicken’ and grits for hung over brunch, how’s that for bachelor cooking?

hugs @geeky_mama

TJBM only gets cracking on the weekends when the sun is setting…

AshLeigh's avatar

Alaska. The sun is always set.
Also, it makes me sad that you’ve never had whatchamacallits….
Tjbm wants a white Christmas, and will trade me. :)

OpryLeigh's avatar

Not particularly, I will be travelling a lot this Christmas so snow would be inconvenient.

TJBM likes Charles Dickens

Coloma's avatar

True but I don’t like scrooges. lol

TJBM is baking something

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not. We had a lovely trip down to Glenallen, and now I am ready to go home.
Tjbm doesn’t like road trips.

bookish1's avatar

False, I love them, driving for hours on the highway listening to my favorite music, checking out new places along the way. I just need a while to recover between trips.

TJBM would like a lazy Sunday.

Coloma's avatar

I am having one now. Crazy stormy day and all cozy at my library table in my living room under the window watching the storm and drinking coffee.:-)

TJBM wants pancakes!

AshLeigh's avatar

I do not like pancakes… except at Nekkid Pancake Parties, of course.
Tjbm will throw a Nekkid Pancake Party.

DrBill's avatar

True, any time, and you’re invited

TJBM wants milk with their pancakes.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes please.
Tjbm plays a string instrument.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, several stringed instruments.

TJBM is enjoying a bright sunny day.

GracieT's avatar

Not today- it’s gray and gloomy.

TJBM wants another winter like last winter- bright and sunny, few gray days.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m on the west coast in the Sierras and we need serious rain and snow for the rivers, lakes, and forest fire risks.
The planet needs water, and I hope we get pummeled with as much rain and snow as possible this year. Last year was a drought year.

TJBM despises irrational people that confuse feelings with facts

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s an amusement, really.
Tjbm has ADD, and didn’t take their medication this morning.

bookish1's avatar

Nope, but I’m diabetic and am about to shoot up!
]——{===|>—- Type 1 for life, baby.

TJBM is fantasizing about a sandwich.

AshLeigh's avatar

I am now!
Tjbm is British.

Coloma's avatar

Once upon a time about 200 years ago. lol

TJBM is a hybrid mutt

bookish1's avatar

Oh you know it @Coloma. I’m actually an Indo-European, lulz.
TJBM distracts themselves from unpleasant work by doing more fun work :-p

fremen_warrior's avatar

Ahahahahaha :D nnnnhmmmyyyyeeeess :-/

TJBM is discovering music that was cool about 5–10 years ago only now, just as I am atm. <facepalm>

Coloma's avatar

True.I love the 90’s venue

TJBM isn’t crazy just a little unwell ;-)

bookish1's avatar

Actually, I’m pretty well for once… But I’ve always been crazy.

TJBM enjoys British comedy.

fremen_warrior's avatar

By all means, yes!

TJBM is a writer and/or a poet.

Coloma's avatar

Quite true, both.

TJBM is a comedian at heart

fremen_warrior's avatar

pvt. Joker reporting in ;-) If only most people would tone down the serious a notch or fifteen…

TJBM has / uses a mantra for overcoming fear (like this one here)

Coloma's avatar

True. Fake it til you make it and just DO it!

TJBM will write a limerick for us

fremen_warrior's avatar

Sorry, I suck at those. Instead, here’s a song about my motherland (+ a video tribute to Polish airmen).

TJBM wants a Limerick nonetheless and will demand it of the next Jelly…

Coloma's avatar

True.

There once was a chap called “fremen”
Whose wit was always streamin’
He danced when he talked
and wore colorful socks
and liked his sausage steamin’

TJBM has a hot sausage

reijinni's avatar

can’t say
TJBM wants another ice age.

AshLeigh's avatar

No thank you.
Tjbm wants summer:)

fremen_warrior's avatar

YES! F*CK YES!!! Winter can eat sh*t and die for all I care!!!

In other news, TJBM did not waste (much) time today ;-)

AshLeigh's avatar

Wasting time right now.
Tjbm loves Mountain Dew.

DrBill's avatar

True, favorite drink

TJBM likes Pizza

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM likes Red Baron over Tombstone.

Coloma's avatar

True. But both will send you to an early grave. lol

TJBM is waiting on someone, waiting, waiting,waiting, & waiting, and….

AshLeigh's avatar

I am not.
Tjbm is silly.

bookish1's avatar

Yes, I am Seriously Silly.

TJBM dreams of going to bed before midnight.

AshLeigh's avatar

This is true.
Tjbm want to be buried under Oreos. :D

fremen_warrior's avatar

Part of my plan not to die lying down is to avoid sweets at all cost, and keep ths body in peak form, so no – rather be covered in marmite, dipped in ants, and chased by ravenous anteaters through the desert. :P

TJBM will be needing a grant to develop their silly walk.

geeky_mama's avatar

No, I was born with a silly walk and already have Ministry approval.

TJBM has already completed their Christmas / Holiday shopping.

Coloma's avatar

False, haven’t even started, but...amazon.com is the handy, last minute Santa Claus. lol

TJBM has not been eating their veggies lately

OpryLeigh's avatar

Not as much as I should. I do love veggies though.

TJBM has recently developed a new crush.

Coloma's avatar

False, no crushes for me.

TJBM has a stuffy nose

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM had enough of this world.

Coloma's avatar

False, only if I run out of cash. Otherwise I am a life lover, but I wouldn’t want to keep living if I was in abject poverty.

TJBM is an epicurean type

erichw1504's avatar

Not really.

TJBM remembers me.

creative1's avatar

of cours you have a dirty mind like I do

TJBM like drizzled chocolate

AshLeigh's avatar

Indeed.
Tjbm has been in a blimp.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have been up in a hot air balloon. Way fun, and drunk on champagne at 8 a.m. lol

TJBM has a wart on their nose

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is a blimp.

Coloma's avatar

False, but my ass is bigger than my head. lol

TJBM wants a pony for Christmas

AshLeigh's avatar

A kitten will do. :)
Tjbm has read the first four pages of Wuthering Heights, and decided its boring.

Coloma's avatar

LOL…true, about 30 years ago. Still boring. haha

TJBM reads in the bathroom

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Usually magazines and in the morning the local newspaper.

TJBM wants to go to Cuba on vacation.

Coloma's avatar

No thanks, only if I ever need medical care after being a hero in america, maybe Michael Moore will go with me. lol

TJBM likes smoked almonds

reijinni's avatar

they’re alright.
TJBM can lift all of their local phone books.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…true. They are only about one inch thick.

TJBM is going through a phase of shit breaking

geeky_mama's avatar

Not at the moment, knock on wood, but I am going on a phase of losing things and things wandering off (LOTS of things..like a knife, a computer cable, a pedometer, etc… and I don’t usually lose things, and it’s happening with great frequency over just the past few days.. enough that it’s really noticeable..)

TJBM has a home security system.

DrBill's avatar

True, his name is Max

TJBM secretly likes fruitcake

bookish1's avatar

No, but it’s no secret that I am a fruitcake.

TJBM saw a friend today.

AshLeigh's avatar

I did. :)
Tjbm has a friend named Matt.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have a cat named “Myles.” lol

TJBM has a friend named Dawn

AshLeigh's avatar

My best friends step mothers name is Dawn. Close enough, right?
Tjbm’s name is Anfesa.

Coloma's avatar

False. Sounds like a tropical disease. ” Oooh, bad news, you have the Anfesa larvae embedded in your brain.”

TJBM has goofy eyebrows

AshLeigh's avatar

I hope not!
Ps: I know a girl named Anfesa, and it cracks me up!
Tjbm is reading a lovely book.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

False. I only read anthologies. And most of them are bitter and violent.

TJBM likes dairy queen.

reijinni's avatar

yes
TJBM sells women’s shoes.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I buy them because I am a woman.

TJBM always thinks of Chili ” Relleno” when they see @reijinni ‘s name

AshLeigh's avatar

Haha. No.
Tjbm loves bread and cheese.

Coloma's avatar

True, and crackers and cheese and cheese and olives and cheese and chips and….

TJBM has a spicey personality

AshLeigh's avatar

At times.
Tjbm has not gotten out of bed yet.

Coloma's avatar

I’ve been out of bed for 3 hours now, but still in my PJ’s. I am sick still and it is ffffrrrreeezing outside. I won;t go out til at least noon. haha

TJBM just loves @AshLeigh :-P

geeky_mama's avatar

Absolutely – @AshLeigh is very sweet. :)

TJBM is ready to go chop down a (Christmas) tree! Tiiiiiimmmmmbbbbberrrrrrrrrr!

AshLeigh's avatar

Not exactly.
Tjbm doesn’t like the way Christmas smells. D:

Coloma's avatar

True, but I think it’s mostly the WalMart crowd that smells lol

TJBM likes split pea soup with cheese and crackers ;-p

creative1's avatar

Love split pea soup, but never had it with cheese and crackers but it sounds like a great combo

TJBM celebrates a different holiday other than christmas around this time of year

AshLeigh's avatar

If my first anniversary with Joshua, and my mothers birthday count, then yes.
Tjbm has a birthday this month.

OpryLeigh's avatar

No, I’m a summer baby.

TJBM has looked fear in the eye recently and won!

Coloma's avatar

Haha…not since July when I came face to face with a monster rattlesnake under my deck stairs. 0-o

TJBM is out of toilet paper

creative1's avatar

Definately not, that is one thing I refuse to run out of. Since it don’t go bad I buy it in large quantities since I have 2 toddlers potty training and go through quite a lot in a week

TJBM has had to potty train something or someone before

AshLeigh's avatar

Yeah.
Tjbm is not potty trained.

Coloma's avatar

False. I always go outside to do my biz. lol

TJBM loves to have bonfires

reijinni's avatar

gets out of hand.
TJBM has a mugshot.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m a model citizen lol

TJBM is a model citizen

DrBill's avatar

no, but I take pictures of them

TJBM has already shook a Christmas present

creative1's avatar

Nope not really expecting anything for christmas except spending time with my girls

TJBM has all their shopping done for the holiday

Coloma's avatar

False, false, false. haha

TJBM likes to dip cabbage in Miracle Whip

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, artichoke petals in Best Foods or Hellman’s.

TJBM has eaten both Hellman’s and Best Foods mayonnaise..

Coloma's avatar

True. I buy the lite varieties though.

TJBM has a santa hat

creative1's avatar

True doesn’t everyone

TJBM has eaten pickled garlic before

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep, lots. It was pretty commonly served (as a sort of side, like coleslaw is here in the US) where I lived in Japan. I still prefer whole roasted garlic..still warm from the oven..yum!

TJBM has an amazing Christmas Cookie recipe they’re known for…

Coloma's avatar

False. Not known for, but my ginger crackle cookies are superb!

TJBM has a secret

DrBill's avatar

True, many

TJBM Knows someone else’s secret, and they are not telling.

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
Tjbm has a rip in their jeans.

DrBill's avatar

False, I don’t do the distressed clothes thing. Ripped jeans are called a rag.

TJBM is ready for lunch

Coloma's avatar

False, just had breakfast at 9 a.m. here

TJBM has a headache

reijinni's avatar

depends on who shows up.
TJBM has seen something that they wish they hadn’t.

creative1's avatar

TRUE! Haven’t we all??

TJBM has a crush on someone

AshLeigh's avatar

I have a crush on my boyfriend. :)
Tjbm also has a crush on my boyfriend.

DrBill's avatar

False but might have feelings for your boyfriend’s girlfriend

TJBM is cold

AshLeigh's avatar

Alaska.
Tjbm is wearing silver boots.

DrBill's avatar

Black

TJBM has Muk-Luk’s

Coloma's avatar

Uggs…close enough? But….the coolest are my new Sloggers rain boots in psychedelic neon chartruese.

TJBM just spent 2 hours ordering stuff on amazon and their head is about to explode lol

reijinni's avatar

nope. Haven’t ordered anything and staying away from Amazon.
TJBM is too lazy/ broke to shop.

AshLeigh's avatar

Broke.
Tjbm is STARVING.

DrBill's avatar

no, I eat pretty regular.

TJBM has bought a present for someone they don’t know (angel tree, etc.)

GracieT's avatar

I always do that before for I buy for people I know and love!

TJBM has NO idea what they want for Christmas. (Talking to Santa was useless for them!)

creative1's avatar

False I just want a wonderful holiday that will be gift enough

TJBM has all their shopping done

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

False. Got my daughter done, but then again, she is the most important person in the world.

TJBM is travelling for Christmas.

AshLeigh's avatar

I wish.
Tjbm has a beautiful singing voice.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I have been complimented on my Dylan, ACDC, and Creedance renditions at the karaoke bar. So, no.

TJBM secretly collects something weird.

AshLeigh's avatar

Just the skulls of all my victims. :)
Tjbm is a serial killer.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I’m a cereal spiller, I pour the milk too fast.

TJBM likes crushed ice in their water.

AshLeigh's avatar

I do.
Tjbm walked through a lot of snow today,

Coloma's avatar

False, but, lots of rain here overnight.

TJBM thinks giving sloppy, second hand “gifts” is insutling

creative1's avatar

Yup

TJBM loves a great deal when it comes to shopping

Coloma's avatar

True! :-)

TJBM noticed my typo of spelling “insulting” as “insutling.” lol

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yep, better than in-sluting.

TJBM got a suprize in the mail today. and I can typo too.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…not yet, but I am waiting on about 6 items to be delivered in the next week.

TJBM doesn’t send out Xmas cards

OpryLeigh's avatar

True.

TJBM has anger issues today.

Coloma's avatar

Actually kind of yes. I am EXTREMELY frustrated at all the money I have been spending on broken stuff lately and also annoyed at a friend right now. haha

TJBM gets really, really, tired of dealing with people

AshLeigh's avatar

I’ve said it before that I’m running out of ways to not hit people.
Tjbm is also running out of was to not hit people.

Coloma's avatar

True.Better to hit than have your head explode with an anger aneurism lol

TJBM has had an aneurism

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM can walk on legos.

AshLeigh's avatar

That shit hurts.
Tjbm has to shovel their driveway.

DrBill's avatar

No, no snow here yet, and I drive a jeep

TJBM is ready for spring

creative1's avatar

Not until the day after christmas, then I am ready for winter to be over

TJBM wants to go somewhere tropical

geeky_mama's avatar

…Right after Christmas. I’m happy with the snow and cold until we hit the deep freeze in mid-January where our high-temp doesn’t reach 0 for about 10 or more days straight. Then I’m totally ready to go ANYWHERE but here.

TJBM lives in a nice warm locale.

Coloma's avatar

False. I live in the high foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains….brrrrr, but, summers are very warm.

TJBM has seen “Bernie”

bookish1's avatar

I have no idea what @Coloma is talking about but I like her anyway.

TJBM is wearing their favorite pajamas.

Coloma's avatar

@bookish1 “Bernie is a newer release with Jack Black & Shirley Maclaine based on a true story of a Texas funeral directer that murders his wealthy companion. Hilarious, a must see!

True, I am, just woke up, 6:50 a.m here

TJBM has hard frost this morning

bookish1's avatar

@Coloma : Forreal? I had no idea Shirley Maclaine was even acting anymore… Awesome! Thanks. Have you ever seen The Trouble With Harry?

No, but it’s a frosty 30 degrees outside! Quite cold for this tropical jelly.

TJBM is putting on long underwear.

Coloma's avatar

@bookish1 Not that I know of, I’ll look it up on Netflix. Yeah, Shirley Maclaine and Jack Black look remarkably like the real life characters they portray.

False, but…

I have on a thermal shirt and a vest and jammie bottoms. I think I need an extra pair of socks though. lol

TJBM has a ginormous fluffy cat

OpryLeigh's avatar

Not anymore :(

TJBM did not have a good start to their day.

Coloma's avatar

Mmmmm….I have been sick, still not 100% but, I feel really well rested this morning. Went to bed at 9 and slept til 6. :-)

TJBM like Baileys Irish Creme

reijinni's avatar

not into that stuff
TJBM thinks that Kim Jong Un is sexy.

Coloma's avatar

Hardly! haha

TJBM wears pantyhose on their head

geeky_mama's avatar

Yuck, I hate pantyhose on ANY part of my body.

TJBM needs a waxing.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…me too.

False, I don’t wax, I shave and use Nair.

TJBM hates fruitcake

Coloma's avatar

Hi Ashleigh! Waving, smiling! :-D

AshLeigh's avatar

Hey:) I’ve never tried Fruitcake…
Tjbm is in pain.

Coloma's avatar

False.My 3 day headache is better today. :-/
TJBM wants an electric bodysuit

geeky_mama's avatar

Uh, no thanks.. Wait, is that what you wear to do the Electric Boogaloo?

TJBM is poetry in motion.

AshLeigh's avatar

Surely.
Tjbm could go for a nice punch in someone’s face right now.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…no, but I am avoiding an uber boring aquaintance this week. Lord, how can some people be as dry as a day in the desert? lol

TJBM knows an extremely boring person

bookish1's avatar

I work with a number of them!

TJBM has miles to go before they sleep…

AshLeigh's avatar

Not miles, but hours. Haha.
Tjbm loves Reese’s

Coloma's avatar

True! Yummy!

TJBM loves Geeses ;-)

AshLeigh's avatar

Heck yeah :D
Tjbm wants to go see @Coloma‘s Geese.

DrBill's avatar

True, I like all kinds of wildlife.

TJBM supports wildlife, (and animals also)

Coloma's avatar

Very true. Sadly, I ran over a squirrel yesterday….aaaagh, nothing I could do, it darted right under my wheels. snif, snif

TJBM has run over an animal

geeky_mama's avatar

I like to think that the 8-point buck ran over me (and my brand new Honda Civic, which was totaled.)

TJBM drives like the Dukes of Hazzard

Coloma's avatar

@geeky_mama Oh Wow! I have been SO lucky, deer everywhere around here too, but only one that ran into my car going really slow, no damage,no dead deer. Whew! I know a lot of people who have had their cars totaled by deer in the headlights. haha

Just call me “Daisy”

TJBM needs to go out in frightful weather soon

reijinni's avatar

If the forecast is right, yes
TJBM is putting ex-lax into Santa’s cookies.

AshLeigh's avatar

I might.
Tjbm believe that the best day to wear a striped sweater is all the time.

Coloma's avatar

False. I don’t like stripes, unless they are on my socks.

TJBM is paralyzed with things to do, what to do first?

erichw1504's avatar

False, but there is some things I need to do. When to stop procrastinating?

TJBM has a degree in procrastination.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’ll get it later.
Tjbm is a speedy reader.

Coloma's avatar

True. I’m also a speedy talker. lol

TJBM is a speedy driver

AshLeigh's avatar

Bad driver.
Tjbm is also a bad driver.

Coloma's avatar

False. Good driver, only one fender bender and one parking ticket in 35 years. Oh, and a couple of squirrels and a skunk. haha

TJBM is having mexican food for dinner

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM will cook anything that they run over.

Coloma's avatar

False.Gag!

TJBM wants to live in a tree house in Costa Rica

bookish1's avatar

We’ve already discussed this, Coloma. I’ll be your tropical fruit farmer and pool boy, haha.

TJBM is craving pizza.

Shippy's avatar

Totally, with extra chilli mmmmm!

TJBM Has a secret kink they cannot disclose!

bookish1's avatar

More than one! One of the few things I haven’t revealed about myself on this site, haha.

TJBM is sore today.

Coloma's avatar

Just the usual sinus headache, vague but there. Pffft! lol

TJBM has cold feetsies

Shippy's avatar

No chance!! Unless you mean figuratively, try summer in Africa

TJBM has hemorrhoids

Coloma's avatar

Preparation “H”, for HELL NO! Thank goodness!

TJBM has suffered a brain injury

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is watching Doctor Who this Xmas.

AshLeigh's avatar

I am not.
Tjbm is aware that it’s the 21st in Australia, and will wish my mom a happy Australian Birthday :D

Coloma's avatar

Happy Australian Birthday Ash Leighs mom!

TJBM had veggie pizza for dinner

GracieT's avatar

Sure did! Yum!

TJBM loves the idea that the world would end on the 21st. What about the fact that entire world won’t reach 21st at same time?

AshLeigh's avatar

The idea seems silly to me. No one can predict such a thing.
Tjbm has a hot date tonight.

DrBill's avatar

true, but that’s every night

TJBM has a secret love….

bookish1's avatar

Oh, I’ve already told Fluther about him.

TJBM is weary with hunger and fain would lie down.

AshLeigh's avatar

Hah. No.
Tjbm has a headache:(

DrBill's avatar

No, one of the rare people who has never had one.

TJBM is ready for the “I survived 12–21-12” party

AshLeigh's avatar

Or just my mothers birthday. Going to see the hobbit.
Tjbm had seen the hobbit.

DrBill's avatar

False, but I do plan to see it

TJBM has a tattoo

Shippy's avatar

True, on my lower back, it was bonding hour with my son!
TJBM Is craving some ice-cream

GracieT's avatar

True, but I always love ice-cream!

TJBM is looking forward to Christmas candy!

Coloma's avatar

Not really, all my neighbors give me the giant boxes of Sees Candy…jesus, evil they are! lol
TJBM has a palm tree decorated with glass ducks

Shippy's avatar

Totally imagine a fir tree with balls? In Tropical Africa?
TJBM has sex with their socks on

Coloma's avatar

Haha…only when I have been tent camping. Northern exposure ya know.

TJBM caught a magnificent sunrise this morning. Man…beeeautiiiiful over here!

GracieT's avatar

I actually didn’t, it’s awfully gray here (Ohio) now.

TJBM was happy to wake up on December 21.

Coloma's avatar

True, but,if it’s all over, hey, a great way to save money being dead. lol

TJBM has bedhead

GracieT's avatar

False. Already showered.

TJBM is a morning person, like me.

bookish1's avatar

No, but I can pass as a morning person.

TJBM needs a shave.

Coloma's avatar

True, legs are gettin’ a little fuzzy, but no bearded lady thing goin’ on.haha

TJBM needs to eat breakfast

geeky_mama's avatar

..or lunch..or really anything other than the holiday Chex Mix that seems to comprise all 3 meals a day for me lately.

TJBM has a very long to-do list…

Coloma's avatar

Just checked it twice, it’s getting shorter. haha

TJBM loves that movie “Across the Universe”

AshLeigh's avatar

I do! Jim Sturgess (Jude) = way too much sexy.
Tjbm thinks that Jim Sturgess = way too much sexy.

Coloma's avatar

True, he’s a cutie, but I’m too old for him haha

TJBM has whipped cream in the house

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t.
Tjbm is having cake today :D

reijinni's avatar

had cake
TJBM loves to air bathe.

Coloma's avatar

Sure, but not in the winter.

TJBM knows that Trix is for kids

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM would rather swear AT the Bible than to swear BY the Bible.

Shippy's avatar

Nah! I just swear.
TJBM is a hoarder

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m an “out with the old and in with the new type” or, at least, out with the old.
I am happy I used up almost all my wrapping paper this year. Nothing left to shove in the closet. haha

TJBM has an anal retentive personality

bookish1's avatar

Oh hell no. I’m expulsive all the way, baby.

TJBM agrees that Freudian psychoanalysis is a trap.

GracieT's avatar

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar…

TJBM loves having someone to talk to.

reijinni's avatar

of course for some of the time.
TJBM thinks that Patrick Steward can do a good Gorbachev.

Coloma's avatar

Never heard of Patrick Steward, a comedian I’m assuming?

TJBM is done, done, done, with everything Christmas, except cooking

AshLeigh's avatar

Just have to deliver the gifts to my siblings. :)
Tjbm has countless siblings.

creative1's avatar

Only 3 so not countless

TJBM can’t wait to see the kids open their gifts on Christmas morning

AshLeigh's avatar

Can’t wait for my mom to open her gifts :)
Tjbm got their mom something nice.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Jammies. What else do mom’s want?

TJBM found a new band recently they are crazy for.

AshLeigh's avatar

Edge Water.
Tjbm watches House.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Wholly crap Jennifer Morrison, then Olivia Wilde? That show gave me a new puberty.

TJBM is kinda a dork for a particular game.

bookish1's avatar

Katamari 4 Life.

TJBM has a monkey on their back.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I do have a cat I call “Monkey” and she was just sitting on my shoulder. lol
TJBM ate too much chocolate last night. OMG! If I were a dog I’d be dead. lol

RareDenver's avatar

False, but I did eat way too much cheese and I think I’m going to go and have some more cheese.

TJBM hates Christmas

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is at work on Christmas Eve…....

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have to finish cleaning my house. Bah Humbug!

TJBE likes to keep Christmas simple and enjoys the decadent food most haha

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes.
Tjbm has a batman hoodie. :D

Shippy's avatar

Aw shucks how did you guess?
TJBM is going to pig out this Xmas dinner!

Coloma's avatar

True! I am making a pot roast with all the trimmings and fresh baked cherry pie from my local amazing bakery. I can’t wait!

TJBM loves pie

DrBill's avatar

Very true, never meet a pie I didn’t like

TJBM had a wonderful Christmas

Coloma's avatar

So far, yes, but doing my big celebrating tomorrow, it’s my birthday! :-D

TJBM is cooking something deee-licious right now

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not.
Tjbm is still waiting for everyone else to wake up.

bookish1's avatar

Nobody in the house but me and the tofurkey!

TJBM is going to watch a movie today.

AshLeigh's avatar

Watched 21 Jumpsteet with my boyfriend and his brothers.
Tjbm had a great day.

DrBill's avatar

true, it was very nice

TJBM is expecting snow tonight

Coloma's avatar

Maybe a little mixed with rain, but down to 25 tomorrow night so maybe.

TJBM is sitting in a pretty place

DrBill's avatar

False, sitting in my office, but looking at the snow falling outside, and it is pretty

TJBM likes the snow

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

In the abstract. I remember how much fun I had with it as a kid, then get mad I have to clean the car off.

TJBM watched the Doctor Who Christmas special.

AshLeigh's avatar

I didn’t.
Tjbm is Mr. Frowns.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope! I am Ms. Happy Face

TJBM is expecting a visitor from far away.

DrBill's avatar

true, from Prince Edward Island

TJBM is ready to take their tree down

Coloma's avatar

False. Only my eccentric decorating with lights and chinese lanterns which will stay up til New Years. Looks nice and an easy, 10 minute, take down of everything.

TJBM likes to decorate in unusual ways

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes to be unusual in decorative ways.

bookish1's avatar

Well I am actually very interesting, because I am made entirely of wood.

TJBM has some sweet leftovers to eat today.

AshLeigh's avatar

My boyfriends mom got me my favorite: Reese’s. :D
Tjbm loves Reese’s.

GracieT's avatar

But of course…

TJBM feels that chocolate just isn’t chocolate without peanut butter.

creative1's avatar

love mini reeses peanut butter cups but love chocolate with any type of nuts in it ;)

TJBM loves chocolate too

AshLeigh's avatar

Of course :D
Tjbm likes white chocolate.

creative1's avatar

nope tastes like wax to me… white chocolate isn’t really chocolate anyway

TJBM likes to cook with vanilla in their bake goods and puts extra in whenever a recipe calls for it

bookish1's avatar

Oh hell yeah, real vanilla extract is the best.

TJBM is lightly toasted.

AshLeigh's avatar

Here in Alaska we don’t toast. We thaw.
Tjbm thaws.

creative1's avatar

only in the winter and with the storm tonight I will be thawing again

TJBM is ready for spring already (I know I am)

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Tomorrow would be fine.

TJBM like to live in San Diego.

DrBill's avatar

true, been there once and loved it.

TJBM has lived in more than 10 places…

creative1's avatar

yup but I don’t plan to move again now owning my own

TJBM hates to move

Coloma's avatar

Oh so true. Moving is such an undertaking.

TJBM had 3 different desserts tonight OMG….make it stop. lol

Dutchess_III's avatar

False! I done good! Just had a couple pieces of pizza for dinner. I’ve been walking past fudge and cookies for two days!

TJBM wishes someone would come clean their house.

GracieT's avatar

One can dream…

TJBM has big plans for New Year’s

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably not.
Tjbm has no plans ever.

Coloma's avatar

More true than not. I like being spontaneous, unless it is planning a vacation.

TJBM is spontaneous

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not so much any more! My husband still is though….GROW UP HUSBAND!!

TJBM has been having fudge and cookies for dinner every night since Christmas.

creative1's avatar

No but I do have a lot of each left over do you want me to send you some @Dutchess_III, I can also throw in some apple pie as well. I don’t eat much sweets so they sit there until they become what I deem old and then I don’t feel guilty putting them in the trash.

TJBM would like me to send them some goodies

Coloma's avatar

No, nooooo…I have cake, pie, candy up the wazoo!

TJBM can play the Kazoo with their Wazoo

bookish1's avatar

You know, I think it could still be done.

TJBM would like some of @creative1‘s apple pie.

Coloma's avatar

False, Refer to above. lol
TJBM has ridden an Elephant

geeky_mama's avatar

yep..and a camel and a horse. I sure prefer my trusty Mazda as my primary mode of transport.

TJBM is ready for a long holiday weekend, part 2.

DrBill's avatar

true, I’m going to stay at home and off the roads, and out of the way of the drunks.

TJBM will be writing 2012 until February

bookish1's avatar

Probably until May. I’m a historian but I’ve never understood time…

TJBM needs to work out.

Coloma's avatar

True, I have gone soft the last few years, but I have a brain of steel. haha

TJBM would like to request that @DrBill refresh this thread at 500 answers instead of 1000. How ‘bout it Billy boy, would ya, huh, would ya? :-D

Shippy's avatar

Yes please @DrBill my page is spinning out of control
TJBM Agrees

Coloma's avatar

I do, I do! singing…won’t you refresh the page Bill….c’mon and refresh the page Biiiiill….I’ve got TJBM bluuues…..

TJBM likes that old song “Wedding Bell Blues”

bookish1's avatar

Never heard of it, but I am quite fond of the Liberty Bell March…
TJBM is fantasizing about lunch.

Coloma's avatar

Actually no. I have eaten so much rich food the last 4 days I feel ill.
I had a slice of dry toast and yogurt a bit ago and that will hold me for a long time now. OMG…I think I am sugar poisoned, seriously. haha

TJBM has pure cane sugar from Hawaii running through their veins

bookish1's avatar

No. Let me get you some insulin, @Coloma. We’ll soon have you right as rain ;)

TJBM prefers savory to sweet.

DrBill's avatar

True, very true

TJBM wants to go to the new thread, that was created by public demand, here

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