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NSFW - What will you say to help God with this problem?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18343 points ) November 16th, 2012

Just for fun, jellies. Inspired by another jellie’s recent question about glorious openings…

What will you say to God or any Gods if he or she asks your advise on how to fix his sex life-?

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ragingloli's avatar

Is it not obvious? I would tell him to go fuck himself. He is omnipotent, so I am sure he can do it easily.

wundayatta's avatar

You know, if anything even remotely like a God shows up and wants to talk to me, I highly doubt we are going to be talking about his sex life.

Mine? That’s another story.

Incoherency_'s avatar

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If She asked me, I’d say “Sit on my face and hump us to Heaven!”.

Blondesjon's avatar

One word. Plastics.

cookieman's avatar

I was thinking more extruded poly-styrene

Symbeline's avatar

Me? I wouldn’t know what to tell a god about their sex life. But I know someone who could; Xena!

rooeytoo's avatar

@Blondesjon – I didn’t think you were old enough to know about plastics!!!

Fyrius's avatar

Maybe BDSM is worth looking into. I don’t know who God is dating, but it must be mind-blowing to get to tie up the almighty creator of the universe and make him your bitch.

Blondesjon's avatar

@rooeytoo . . . I am wise beyond my years.

and quite a movie buff too

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