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[NSFW] Would you rather cuck a sock, or kick a lunt?

Asked by ETpro (34247 points ) November 17th, 2012

Sure cuck is slang, but it is a word with multiple meanings, as you can see here, here and here. However, don’t feel bound by those three ideas of what cuck means. You are free to have it mean whatever you want for the sake of this question.

And yes, when paired with sock, cuck just might be a spoonerism, as might the second word pairing, kick and lunt. Of course, I never meant it to be so. The meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

Oh, and Lunt, too, is a real-world word. And a quite innocent word, lunt is; albeit one that’s very difficult to kick around. So what will it be? Cuck a sock, kick a lunt, or the un-spoonerized version of one or the other?

It is a weekend question, so feel free to let fantasy fly.

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20 Answers

augustlan's avatar

You have no idea how hard I had to resist modding this question for being too obscene. I know it’s not, but my mind keeps trying to tell me it is!

Coloma's avatar

Punt my lunt and you’ll need a drain
to shunt the blood from your swollen brain.
Perhaps the nurse will cuck your sock
and join you in some pillow talk

bookish1's avatar

I am all for the sock.

cookieman's avatar

I’d rather wick your life.

ucme's avatar

I like to bang beaver….oh shit, that doesn’t quite work.

ETpro's avatar

@augustlan Well chess me, my bild. I never meant this obstion to be quescene.

@Coloma A poem from Ron the Ag? It’s hilarious. Thanks.

@cookieman Cuck away, my friend.

@cookieman My life is yours to wick if you can convince the life she needs a wicking.

@ucme No, but methinks it’s an honest answer.

digitalimpression's avatar

Fork spoonerisms.

AshLeigh's avatar

… This is awesome.

ragingloli's avatar

I would suck your cock all day long.

syz's avatar

I have no idea what to do with this quesiton.

ETpro's avatar

@digitalimpression I see what you did there. Knifed right through my cover. Clever.

@AshLeigh Aww, or Awe…

@ragingloli You’d have to. It takes that long. Of course, in keeping with the great oral tradition of my people, I’d gladly luck your sussy for an equal length of time.

@syz You already did.

@BhacSsylan A man or woman after my own heart… or wherever lust comes from.

ETpro's avatar

@ragingloli But of course, and I meant the correct definition of sussy, if you can suss it out.

wundayatta's avatar

I’m into licking and sucking, but I’m not going to say precisely what I like to lick and suck since I like to be free to improvise. However, I’ll say this for free: I have licked and sucked toes. Or should I say, I have sicked and tucked loes?

Shippy's avatar

Druly Tisgusting…...............

ETpro's avatar

@wundayatta Wick a lay, my frayward wiend.

@Shippy, Knod gows I try.

mazingerz88's avatar

Lunt. Is how I would pronounce the word cunt while sucking milk from a MILF. : )

ucme's avatar

@ETpro It’s very sincere, although I don’t currently hold a hunting licence.

Seek's avatar

@augustlan I almost hit the button before I re-read it. Yikes!

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