[NSFW] Would you rather cuck a sock, or kick a lunt?

Sure cuck is slang, but it is a word with multiple meanings, as you can see here, here and here. However, don’t feel bound by those three ideas of what cuck means. You are free to have it mean whatever you want for the sake of this question.

And yes, when paired with sock, cuck just might be a spoonerism, as might the second word pairing, kick and lunt. Of course, I never meant it to be so. The meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

Oh, and Lunt, too, is a real-world word. And a quite innocent word, lunt is; albeit one that’s very difficult to kick around. So what will it be? Cuck a sock, kick a lunt, or the un-spoonerized version of one or the other?

It is a weekend question, so feel free to let fantasy fly.