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[NSFW] Doing it wrong?

Asked by ETpro (34208 points ) December 14th, 2012

Time for a TGIF question. There’s an old joke about two young hotties having a sleep over when, alone in the bedroom, the talk turns to boys and sex.

“I’ve begun to think sex is just a big pain in the ass.”, the first fox said.

The second sex-pot smiled sympathetically, and exclaimed, “Oh honey, you’re just doing it wrong.”

Don’t confine your opinion of right and wrong “doing it” to that rather silly joke, though. For quite a few, coming in the back door is as good as sex gets. What, in your opinion, is doing it wrong? What things that others might call doing it wrong really ring your bell?

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Shippy's avatar

If it feels right, it can’t be wrong? Not sure though, if I feel hazy and weird afterwards, then I did it wrong. For me anyway. Whatever activity took place. Thought or real. I do tend to push boundaries all the time. Not so sure this is a good thing. Kind of over that also.

I just thought I’d comment on the “back door” thing. I really don’t understand mens obsession these days with doing that? Maybe someone can explain. I realize some women love it. Well seemingly so.

deni's avatar

Scat is doing it wrong. I can’t, for the life of me, understand who would want to be shit on. I also can’t understand, physically, how girls can push out a shit while being fucked.

gailcalled's avatar

If you are talking about anal sex, why use a silly euphemism?

El_Cadejo's avatar

@deni Yea, I may not be into some things sexual that others are but I can usually at least understand why they may find it a turn on. Scat and urine stuff on the other hand I just dont understand…. like at all. How do you possibly draw pleasure from that?

@Shippy whats not to understand? It’s a smaller and tighter hole….

ucme's avatar

It’s got to be going badly wrong if she utters this infamous line “is it in yet?”

Shippy's avatar

@uberbatman Oh silly me, most of the men I know are HUGE, so don’t need that!! haha. @deni Oh lawd no! I saw one video of them “eating it ” directly from the source. OK, too much information, but then one wonders why men wanna stick it in the fudge you know?

livelaughlove21's avatar

If you like it, do it. I don’t think it can be done wrong. Even things I might find strange or even gross (golden showers, scat, etc) – who am I to say that’s wrong?

If it floats your boat, sail. :)

Patton's avatar

It’s only doing it wrong if it’s non-consensual or unenjoyable. Everything else is fine.

cookieman's avatar

When the Russian judge gives you a 2.0, you might be doing it wrong.

If your partner begins to snore, you might be doing it wrong.

If deciding on an orafice causes a panic attack, you might be doing it wrong.

If you bring in a dentist because your partner requested oral sex, you might be doing it wrong.

If you can only orgasm while playing a trombone, you might be doing it wrong.

If the sound of your genitals touching each other resembles a kazoo, you might be doing it wrong.

If your partner requests sex toys and you bring an easy-bake oven, you might be doing it wrong.

If you think “doggie style” involves an actual doggie, you might be doing it wrong.

If, to accomplish a “69”, you have to carry the 3 and divide by 2, you might be doing it wrong.

ETpro's avatar

@Shippy, @livelaughlove21 & @Patton I’m with you guys. As long as it’s consensual and nobody gets permanently hurt, whatever works for the people involved is “doing it right”.

@deni @ @uberbatman Scat and watersports may be wrong for you, but does that make them wrong for all? There are clearly some people who do find these things a tremendous turn-on.

@gailcalled I was trying to write up the question details to make it obvious I was not just talking about anal sex. Sorry I couldn’t have been clearer.

@ucme Ha! Definitely not what an amorous Lothario wants to hear.

@Shippy There are no right or wrong answers here. This is about what you feel is “doing it wrong”

@cookieman Ha! Outstanding list. And here I would have thought an easy-bake oven would be the perfect sex toy if you want to have a really hot affair.

El_Cadejo's avatar

@ETpro I didn’t say it was wrong, I just can’t wrap my mind around the act at all. I mean I realize its all psychological pleasure going on there, I just don’t understand how someone can think of shit and piss being sexy in any way what so ever. But hey, to each their own, if that gets your jollies off then go for it, I don’t give a fuck what people do in their own homes.

ETpro's avatar

@uberbatman Fair enough. That’s definitely doing it wrong for you, which was the original question. So even a bat isn’t that crazy about shit?

deni's avatar

@ETpro Yeah, I don’t think it’s wrong. Just don’t understand it at all. There are dangerous bacteria in there and they aren’t meant to be consumed which is why they are coming out the anus, you know? It’s waste! I like the thought of there being a higher power, and he’s looking down on what humanity has become, and we’re shitting in each others mouths and taking pictures of our anuses and putting them on craigslist in hopes of finding an anonymous partner for the evening, and he’s laughing hysterically. I would be.

ETpro's avatar

@deni Ha! Interesting thought.

I would note that from a scientific point of view, golden showers are in an entirely separate class from brown showers. Unless someone has a UTI, urine is actually sterile when it exits the body. It does contain materials that bacteria can feed on once it’s in open air. That’s why over time it changes odor for the relatively innocuous smell of the fresh stuff to the rank stench of a poorly maintained public rest room.

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