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Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

NSFW maybe- If you ask somebody what they are wearing?

Asked by Imadethisupwithnoforethought (14085 points ) December 19th, 2012

Is there any answer they can give that is not, in fact, hot? I mean if they say a sweatshirt and jeans, aren’t you still gonna get hot?

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livelaughlove21's avatar

…no.

Whenever someone asks what you’re wearing, the response should always be “nothing” even if it’s not true.

chyna's avatar

^Oh… wish I’d known that years ago.

janbb's avatar

Biubble wrap!

tranquilsea's avatar

It’s really how you say it that makes all the difference. I can make anything sound dirty if I try.

Bellatrix's avatar

Flannelette pajamas with a lovely teddy bear print, ugg boots and a smile… (surely this outfit could not be sexy?)

You know I’m lying. I am of course wearing – nothing!

Pandora's avatar

Your grandmothers knickers and her false teeth and bathrobe.

AshLeigh's avatar

I usually say that I’m wearing a parka. :)

zenvelo's avatar

Satin….

Bellatrix's avatar

So is there anything a woman could say that wouldn’t appeal to you @Imadethisupwithnoforethought?

By the way – what are you wearing?

Bellatrix's avatar

I think you are only answering the last part of my two part question. Isn’t it a bit cold where you are? Got to watch out for shrinkage you know! It’s still high 30s here so naked is climatically not a bad idea.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@Bellatrix if i find a woman attractive and she says she is in a burlap sack, I am still gonna think about the way her legs stick out the bottom. So I am comfortable in saying to you, I was answering both of your questions.

And shrinkage only happens when you are thinking pure thoughts

Bellatrix's avatar

:-) Fair enough. Makes sense.

Unbroken's avatar

I love @janbb bubblewrap. Much more fun then cellphane.

Well baby.. I intend to pop every single one of those bubbles before I unwrap you..where would you like me to start.

bob_'s avatar

Now say my name. Say it!

Wait, what?

Bellatrix's avatar

Bob… when I say your name, I always do it in a Rowan Atkinson accent. And you are wearing a little tealy coloured shift.

Unbroken's avatar

….But your legs look awesome.

ucme's avatar

I’m wearing a hard on, a cheeky grin & not a lot else besides, i’m about to watch Saddam Hussein’s execution…a three tissue watch if ever there was one ;¬}

DigitalBlue's avatar

To answer the question: yes, just about anything. The list of things that I would actually find to be a sexy answer to that question is very small, and it does not include “nothing.”

bookish1's avatar

It might be kind of strange to hear he was wearing granny panties… I’d wonder how he fit it in there!

augustlan's avatar

Unless he said, “Jeans and a flannel shirt”, or possibly “fox hunting clothes”, I’m not gonna’ be overly jazzed. One of my regrets is that I met my husband after he’d been on a no-kill fox hunt, wearing tight riding breeches and a blue velvet cutaway coat. So wish I’d seen that. Mmmm.

bookish1's avatar

@augustlan: Pics or it didn’t happen!

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