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NSFW: Can all women make themselves queef?

Asked by deni (22092 points ) December 26th, 2012

As in, suck air IN the vagina, then push it out. Sounds like a fart. But it’s a queef. A forced queef, I guess. I can, and sometimes will sit here and do it for fun for 10 minutes at a time (I’m a very busy person). Can everyone else with a vagina do this too? And if you can, DO you? Is it funny to you? Gross? Don’t care?

Just wondering.

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KNOWITALL's avatar

hahahaha! I don’t try so I’m not sure, but rest assured I will try later this evening and report back.

augustlan's avatar

Just tried. Nope. I’m kind of disappointed. :p

deni's avatar

Sometimes for years at a time I will forget that I can do it, then it’s like being a little kid on Christmas morning. I go to town. I am not a person who thinks farts are hilarious either. But this is a like a farts pretty twin sister. Obviously there is no odor and nothing really negative about it, just funny sounds. I can also control the sounds. It really is a beautiful thing.

@KNOWITALL Please do. I’m hoping I’m not alone. Well, maybe I do want to be alone. Maybe I could go viral.

deni's avatar

I used to be able to do it with water too while in the bathtub. Now I kinda feel like that’s sorta grungy, also I don’t take baths. But when I expelled it, it would shoot like a fountain. I have nothing weird about me sexually. I’m not a squirter or anything. Which is why I assumed this was so common. Why am I rambling and divulging so much personal info.

KNOWITALL's avatar

So are you very physically fit? How about your vajayjay, is it very fit? I’m just wondering if this is a muscle thing, or just some random talent you could take ‘on the road’.

livelaughlove21's avatar

Weirdest question ever.

Never tried. Don’t think I will. I’ve never even experienced an accidental queef. Not really sure why I’d want to do it on purpose.

Whatever butters your biscuit.

deni's avatar

@KNOWITALL Nope, pretty average.

@livelaughlove21 You have never queefed? I don’t think I’ve ever had sex doggy style and not queefed then at least.

livelaughlove21's avatar

@deni Nope, never, in any position.

wundayatta's avatar

If you can queef, imagine what you might do with something else inside there!

lloydbird's avatar

Queef.

Sounds to me like a great name for an all female rockband.
Somewhat in the vein of The Slits or Hole or Penetration.
Just sayin.
No comment on the possibilities or mechanics though.

All actual bands. For you youngsters. Go look em up.

El_Cadejo's avatar

Awesome question deni, I feel like this is the sort of thing a guy would do while just sitting around if he had a vagina :P

Bellatrix's avatar

I tried and no, I can’t do it on purpose either. I don’t think it’s gross. I think it’s a skill and a handy one for those times when you are lying reading a book and the book is a tad boring. You can queef to entertain yourself. Well done you.

deni's avatar

@uberbatman Exactlyyyyyyy :D

laurenkem's avatar

Okay, I have to admit, I’m a little disturbed at the topic (maybe I’m a prude?), but this has never happened to me unless I was actually in “the sex” at the time, and I just remember being so mortified I wanted to disappear. But no, I can not do it on purpose, nor would I want to. It’s just…..it just makes me cringe.

AshLeigh's avatar

You must be very talented. :)

wildpotato's avatar

If I get air trapped up in there – seems to happen a lot with doggy style, for some reason – I can queef it out. But I can’t pull it in to begin with. I’ll have to work on this a bit and get back to you.

Also, farts are hilarious.

Unbroken's avatar

Ok. Well it depends on how much air I take in. I went through a phase where I like to be blown through my panties. It felt great but of course encouragement meant lots of air and queefing later.

Turns out I don’t like sex and queefin and/or farting together.

When I first started yoga this happened. Embarrasing thing for a class lol.

I guess I figured out how to stop it. Can’t do it randomly I guess if I took in a lot of air.

Maybe I will experiment later with starting my own band… Might have to wait a few days.

jonsblond's avatar

It happens without my consent, almost always after doggy style.

I do envy your superpower @deni. It sounds like a fun one to have. ;)

DigitalBlue's avatar

Nope, I can’t. And to mess with any correlations you may be trying to make, I am a squirter. I can push it out when it gets trapped in there during the act, but, I can’t do the whole thing on my own. I’m kind of sad now that I can’t do it, I feel like I am missing out. Sort of, anyhow, because having air up there doesn’t really feel good. Hah, this question.

deni's avatar

Damn people now I’m feelin like a weirdo

augustlan's avatar

Not a weirdo, @deni…you are a freaking superhero!

Shippy's avatar

Ugh no won’t even try.

ucme's avatar

It’s like the female version of the movie Balls of Fury…Flaps of Fury, see those ping pong balls fly.

KNOWITALL's avatar

Yeah, I can’t do it, I was pretty disappointed with myself but I’ll rally eventually. :)

Leanne1986's avatar

I can’t make myself do it, it just happens pretty much every time we have sex. It happens so frequently that we don’t even find it funny now!!!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

LMFAO, no! But I can burp on command by “swallowing” air and belching it back up.

Shippy's avatar

@Leanne1986 I know it’s so embarrassing, what do you say during that moment of farty silence? Ugh!!

El_Cadejo's avatar

I find it funny that women it seems(at least until they’re in a steady relationship with someone) are mortified of the idea of queefing during sex while meanwhile us guys just think its pretty funny(the sound) but think nothing less of the girl because of it.

augustlan's avatar

I once queefed at a very inopportune time, and a giggle fit followed. Which, you know, caused a whole lot more queefing.

Leanne1986's avatar

@Shippy and @uberbatman the first time it happened I was mortified! Now my boyfriend sometimes deliberately makes it happen! Boys!

@augustlan—I once did it in my boyfriend’s face when he was “down there”!—

Shippy's avatar

@augustlan you really shouldn’t say those things, I have a vivid imagination

deni's avatar

@uberbatman Usually I don’t mind it either. I guess its a little more awkward if you’re having sex with someone for the first time or whatever. The only thing I didn’t care for was recently when I went to pee after sex and my boyfriend was also in the bathroom doing something else and I sat down and this huge queef thundered out. He looked at me like I had just taken a huge shit. I said IT WAS A QUEEF. Turn around. hahahah

Shippy's avatar

@deni OMG!! hahahahah

wildpotato's avatar

@deni lol, you reminded me of my favorite meme.

deni's avatar

I can’t believe no one else on here (at least that responded) said yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bellatrix's avatar

You obviously have a rare gift @deni!

AshLeigh's avatar

I’ve been trying so hard!

Shippy's avatar

@deni well give me dam instructions I’ll try??

deni's avatar

Its like explaining how to use a straw, or swallow. I would have no idea where to even begin haha! Legs have to be apart I think, the wider the better I’d assume. Then I think it’s an abdominal muscle that does it cause thats the way it feels. Ok this is weird.

bob_'s avatar

Does anyone else find it somewhat amusing that the older question listed on the bottom of this page is “Can lawyers do this?” I keep thinking “well, if they don’t, let’s send @deni to law school!”

Mama_Cakes's avatar

I can do it on demand. So can my partner.

I think that it’s hilarious during sex, though. Like someone is letting air out of a balloon. Also, visually, think Barney’s burps from the Simpsons.

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