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NSFW - Have you ever had this exactly when the clock struck 12 signaling a New Year?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18502 points ) December 31st, 2012

Orgasm-? : )

What other memorable things have you done in the past when the clock signaled the arrival of a new year-?

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DrBill's avatar

yes, we planed it that way.

syz's avatar

That used to be an annual tradition. We’ve broken up since; the hours building up to it didn’t make up for the lack of foreplay during the rest of the year.

Shippy's avatar

Yes when the cock bounced between 12 O clock and 6 O clock. I mean clock sorry.

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

@Shippy did it last from between 12 o clock to 6 o clock?

bossob's avatar

I’ve tried. Had bad timing; had to settle for saying we started the new year off with a bang.

Shippy's avatar

@TheProfoundPorcupine Of course, the Karma Sutra specifically states that if pressure is applied in the vicinity of 12 O clock to 6 O clock, and also 3 and 9 the longest orgasms shall prevail. This can be done by placing four fingers into the vagina and spreading them. But as they say its not how big the clock is its how you use it? So was thinking along those lines… sigh never mind.

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

@Shippy I have heard about that kind of thing before. I am also led to believe that the Swiss took it to another level because of the cuckoo clock as the cuckoo knows how to hit the spot and when it strikes 12 then it really is a happy new year.

flutherother's avatar

I’m keeping a close eye on my clock as we speak. When it points straight up it will be 2013.

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

@flutherother and when it points straight up then a couple of large bells will swing and make noises

Coloma's avatar

No, not to my knowledge,but I did set my bedroom on fire in the heat of passion one year.
Yeah, candles, wicker shelves and sheer curtains made for a pretty combustable moment. lol

livelaughlove21's avatar

@Shippy Four fingers? Ouch.

burntbonez's avatar

Nope. No orgasms on the stroke of the new year. No fireworks of any kind. I never even set a bedroom on fire. Don’t make me give you the reviews on my love making. The story is so sad, it might turn you to stone. So it goes.

Coloma's avatar

@burntbonez Haha…well, I guess you won’t be writing your memoirs. lol

burntbonez's avatar

@Coloma If I do, I’ll be sure to give them only to people I don’t care much for.

Coloma's avatar

@burntbonez Well I award you with the best dry sense of humor. :-)

ucme's avatar

I always have a glass in one hand & the wife & kids in a group hug at the stroke of midnight on new year…orgasms cum later, bout half an hour later.

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