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Once and for all - is it lurve larve larvae larva or vulva?

Asked by zensky (13272 points ) January 6th, 2013

I get so confused.

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gailcalled's avatar

All of the above if you are declining a noun in the Latin feminine. (Don’t forget lurvam and lurvarum.)

zensky's avatar

A noun once asked me out but I said no.

linguaphile's avatar

(laughing)

burntbonez's avatar

I’m an adverb. May I have the pleasure of this dance?

zensky's avatar

Sorry, no (insert subordinating conjunction here).

wundayatta's avatar

It’s vulva. Are you nuts? Vulva, of course!

zensky's avatar

What rhymes with Mulva?

wundayatta's avatar

Sepulveda

Symbeline's avatar

LARVAE.

Damn it man, you KNOW this.

At first it’s small…small, burrowing larvae, which you barely notice. It begins by hatching…it feeds…it grows…the larvae is like a zombie invasion…I was trying to make a metaphor…but I got lost in my ellipses…LIKE LARVAE LOST UNTO AWESOMENESS.

ucme's avatar

The vulvarine is licking it’s lips in anticipation…an x-men rated scene if ever there was.

syz's avatar

It’s vagina dentata (hilarious movie, btw).

El_Cadejo's avatar

@syz I had to be really drunk to get through that movie…it was just so…bad lol

syz's avatar

@uberbatman I watched it with a group of tipsy, rowdy women – I highly recommend watching it under those conditions!

ZEPHYRA's avatar

It’s now VULGA/R!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zensky's avatar

I still love evrul. Who remembers that?

zensky's avatar

tseb ad ouY

gailcalled's avatar

My heart belongs to dada.

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes, But you left out UVULA.

UVULA and VULVA are very interchangeable in some regards.

The clitoris (or the G-spot) of your mouth. But the feeling it gives if you touch it is like hell. Stimulating it with your fingers will cause you to cu..uh, I mean vomit.

jca's avatar

Redrum. R E D R U M !!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I’d give you a GQ for this, but I maxxed on your vulva long ago.

zensky's avatar

LOL. Thanks – but it’s officially called Halva

Symbeline's avatar

LOL the article said ’‘nutt butter’’.

gailcalled's avatar

Baklava
Balaclava

blueiiznh's avatar

Virginia – Vaginia

wilma's avatar

I needed this today.

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