What does your phone say about you?

Landline? Your head is stuck in the 70s. Your TV still has a dial. You wear polyester leisure suits.

Ancient but eternal Nokia? You’re on a spiritual quest in this life. Possessions weigh you down. You’re dreaming of your next foreign travel.

Small, old reliable flip phone? You’re cheap. You’re waiting for data plans to go down in price to buy a smartphone. You measure twice and cut once. Caution is your buzzword.

iPhone 3? If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, and just like the small, old reliable flip phone users, you’re cheap. You probably drive a Camry from the 90s.

A hip, new Android? w00t! “Just look at all the apps I got for free!” You spend time learning how to file apps and scroll faster. You sit in Starbucks with your friends, and all of you are staring at your phones.

iPhone 5? “Just look what Siri will do for me.” You have your eye on a new car. It’s probably an Audi. All your kitchen appliances are stainless steel.

What can we surmise about you based on the type of phone you use the most?