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Maybe NSFW - Which part will you give aliens access to?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18450 points ) January 9th, 2013

Say you were abducted and the alien communicated that you have the choice of which area in your body they would probe. Which would it be and why?

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bookish1's avatar

That depends… Do I get to know what they will be probing with beforehand?

ragingloli's avatar

Depends on what they give me in return. In principle, nothing is off limits.

mazingerz88's avatar

@bookish1 I was thinking more about asking them if I could get a copy of the results. : )

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Can I tell them to shove it up their own ass if they have one?

Seek's avatar

If I’m going to live to tell the tale, have at you. I’ll make a mint off the film rights.

zensky's avatar

Nose.

Deviated septum – the joke’s on them.

Shippy's avatar

How deep will they be probing?

fremen_warrior's avatar

@mazingerz88 I’d say the NEITHER region.

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

Is it a sexy alien we are talking about here as surely that would make a difference?

Seek's avatar

It will be when the movie’s made.

I’m thinking Benedict Cumberbatch.

diavolobella's avatar

First the alien would have to accept my terms. Those would be that I get first dibs and I get to probe it’s ass with my foot and it’s face with my fist. Then we’d see if it was still interested.

unless these aliens come from Planet Colin Firth, in which case they can probe whatever they want

ucme's avatar

My arse when I shit down their necks.

Trance24's avatar

You would think as aliens they would have the probing technology of a needle injection into the arm, but for some reason we have crafted this idea that all aliens have an ass fetish.

zenvelo's avatar

It’s strictly probing? I was hoping for a tentacle that liked to stroke, especially if it had neat ticklish hairs.

Pachy's avatar

I’d want to be sure my insurance covered it.

Pachy's avatar

But to answer the question, I’d like them to probe my left foot and cure my plantar fasciitis…

bob_'s avatar

Yo, aliens can suck my dick.

bookish1's avatar

@Pachyderm_In_The_Room : Good answer! I would ask them to probe my pancreas…

FutureMemory's avatar

If they promised to introduce me to Scully and Mulder, they could have my ass no problem.

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