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Yay - Rita not only Pmed me and requested friendship - she even blessed me -- have you been so lucky?

Asked by zensky (13262 points ) January 10th, 2013
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FutureMemory's avatar

I heard from her as well. Nice girl.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

She passed me over. :(

PhiNotPi's avatar

Who is this Rita person?

ucme's avatar

Is this Lovely Rita the meter maid, coz if it is she can fuckoff, bloody traffic wardens!

zensky's avatar

ritahaby said privately:
Hi Dear !
How are you doing today,hope fine, my name is Rita and i am a girl. I saw your profile today and decided to extend my greetings to you.
I will be very glad if you can contact me thorough my email address,so that i can send you my pictures and tell you more about myself here is my adress(ritabirara3@yahoo.com.ph)
Remember the distance,color or age does not matter but love matters a lot in alife
Have a nice day and remain Blessed.
Rita

zensky's avatar

She “saw my profile” lol. Picard plus a Mark Twain quote caught her interest.

FutureMemory's avatar

@zensky

Has she replied to your email yet?

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Educating Rita?

bkcunningham's avatar

I hate to burst your bubble, @zensky. She isn’t faithful to you. She wants me too. I don’t have a profile.

Has she replied to your email yet? I nearly spit coffee on my computer.

augustlan's avatar

Rita has been ban-hammered. POOF!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Damn, I’ve been passed over again. I’m all depressed and stuff now.

SuperMouse's avatar

Rita must not be into mice.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

I feel rejected, left out and neglected!

zensky's avatar

@ZEPHYRA I’ll spam you.

Seek's avatar

I think I got one, but the Hammer was dropped before I read the message.

LuckyGuy's avatar

And I thought I was the only one for her. She said she liked my profile. She said I was interesting…
Unfortunately I deleted her PM before I had a chance to reply.

ETpro's avatar

Damn! And here I thought she only had eyes for me—forget that to do so she would have to be blind. I PMed management about her in the early morning hours today (GMT -5).
:-)

mazingerz88's avatar

Yes. I’m ashamed to admit I responded with the delete button. I think Rita is from the Philippines. She should have known I’m a sucker for messages with the word “nipple” in it.

Symbeline's avatar

I didn’t get a PM from her.

Oh so I’m not good enough, is that it? I shouldn’t be blessed? I’m not worthy enough to buy bowls of frozen soup?? Huh?! Why the NERVE. Just because I’m a cannibal doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Symbeline Awww, I’ll send you a bowl of soup sweetheart. I’ll also send you a truckload of fluffy pillows, and throw in a few cute zombies for good measure. Does that help?

mazingerz88's avatar

@Symbeline Vikings DON’T need blessings! Btw, History Channel is promoting what looks like an epic docu-show on Vikings and it’s coming soon so heads up, girl…or shall I say, heads off-?

Cute baby zombies. Now that’s an idea. Until you realize of course, they would still eat you. Wait, they don’t have teeth-! How long would that take without their teeth-?

Symbeline's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate Now if you asked me to marry you, I totally would. :D Pillows and zombies, nothing better if you ask me.

@mazingerz88 Head’s off is good. in fact that was awesome :D And really? A show about Vikings? Like a documentary, or a season?

mazingerz88's avatar

@Symbeline Yes! I was meaning to inform you a while ago. Thank Valhalla for this question. The show would have lots of reenactments for sure. Maybe there’s a YouTube video of the teaser. No doubt you will like that. It’s fierce!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Symbeline <gets down on one knee> Will you pretend marry me over the internet, dear lady? I will be the bestest internet wife EVER! This pretend marriage agreement involves zombie pillow talk, fake food fights, internet (((hugs))), random “Hey, I’m naked right now” statements (be they true or false), throwing frozen lurve pies at passersby, spontaneous flashing //( o Y o )\\, intense discussions about rabid dust bunnies, and much much more.

Symbeline's avatar

You know I do! plus, there will be plenty of chocolate in our pretend marriage, you can count on that :D

Now somebody needs to make us official!

mazingerz88's avatar

Rita will. Just wait. : )

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Symbeline Woohoo! I could do the official part, too. My uncle is a baptist minister, so doesn’t that mean I’m close enough? I now pronounce us Zombie Lover and Wife. :D

Symbeline's avatar

And so we may eat the bride! :D

glacial's avatar

@Symbeline and @WillWorkForChocolate I hear @zensky is a ship’s captain. Perhaps he should perform the ceremony.

augustlan's avatar

I now pronounce you wife and wife. <3

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Oh, yay! Thank you, Auggie! Now it feels official. Want some wedding cake? I made a four tier Italian Cream Cake for the Bride’s cake, and a Triple Chocolate Decadence topped with chocolate tuxedo strawberries for the Other Bride’s cake.

Symbeline's avatar

Well now, this kicks ass! Fluther wife! ’‘huggles!’’

bkcunningham's avatar

Rita and I just got married. Want to have a double honeymoon?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Only if we can agree on somewhere exotic and sunny. I’m tired of all this rain and gray skies business here.

Symbeline's avatar

We should all go honeymoon to Tahiti.

Man lookin at pictures of over there…I have a game called Dead Island. You’re on the island of Banori, and it’s invaded with zombies. It looks exactly like all those Tahiti Goggle image search results.

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