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Who would be your dream cellmate if you ever ended up in prison?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18445 points ) January 12th, 2013

Just for fun, jellies. : )

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lightsourcetrickster's avatar

Not some guy called Bubba that’s for damn sure.

AshLeigh's avatar

Have you ever seen Madea Goes to Jail?
I pick Madea…

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

The guy that had the key to open the door to let me back out would be the ideal cellmate.

SABOTEUR's avatar

I don’t even want to think about it.

Pachy's avatar

Houdini.

FutureMemory's avatar

Andre the Giant.

I’d become his pal, then he’d hopefully protect me, heh.

Shippy's avatar

Sharon Stone, shes hot.

SABOTEUR's avatar

I got it…

Chuck Zito

Coloma's avatar

A years supply of Happy Brownies.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Just one cellmate? What is this the Marriott Prison for the Rich and Powerful?!
Assuming it would only be one cellmate, @Blondesjon hit the nail on the head.

AshLeigh's avatar

…. I changed my mind about Madea.
I want this guy

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Johnny Depp. I would sooooooo be his bitch!

SABOTEUR's avatar

@AshLeigh Can’t decide if that’s scary or disturbing.

jonsblond's avatar

MacGyver

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s hilarious!

burntbonez's avatar

I dunno, but she’d be female, really interesting, and beautiful. That would make the days go by faster. Hell, I might not want to get out at the end.

CuriousLoner's avatar

Assuming it would have to be same sex…. If not, then what @burntbonez An amazing woman would be great lol.

If same sex, then Chuck Norris. I figure no one would mess with me anyways, it is Chuck Norris…. And then perhaps he could teach me some crazy shit.

This list is relevant haha.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

wundayatta's avatar

@Symbelline. I figure that inmates are a lot like zombies and there’s no one you’d want to be with you around zombies more than you’d want @Symbelline. Besides which, she’d be easy on the eyes. Not to mention the pillows she’d bring.

Shippy's avatar

@Coloma Hey not fair! Didn’t know we could have food instead. Much rather bring food. Bugger Sharon Stone loll.

nofurbelowsbatgirl's avatar

Sharon Stone can be food if you’d like :/

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