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[NSFW] Strangest/most interesting "bedroom" tale about you or someone you know?

Asked by Self_Consuming_Cannibal (4246 points ) January 13th, 2013

I’m not looking for a “friend of a friend” story or something crazy you heard of on a movie or the internet, I want a story involving you or a friend.

I will share a story about a friend of mine:

I will use ficticious names to make the story easier to follow.

For John’s birthday, Tammy (his girlfriend) decided to let him have a threesome. John and Tammy with another female (Jessica). Well when it came (no pun intended) time to drop his load, he wanted to do this inside of Jessica, when Tammy told him he couldn’t do that he got mad. So he pulled out of Jessica and told Tammy he would just blow his load in her (his girlfriend’s) face.

So John stood up and Tammy got on her knees (eyes closed) waiting to be facialized. Right before he blew his load, he put his thumb on Tammy’s eyelid and pulled it open and exploded right into her eye (on purpose obviously, I must applaud the aim). She ended up having to go to the hospital.

To make one final akward blow (pun definitely intended) to this story, Tammy’s grandmother (not knowing how the injury occurred) paid the hospital bill.

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poisonedantidote's avatar

When I was about 15–16, I used to go to clubs a lot with a friend of mine. This one night, he managed to get this English girl to go with him to the toilets.

He was quite a regular guy, from past experience I knew I could expect to see him leaving the toilets within the next 20 to 25 minutes. However, 40 minutes passed, and there was no sign of him.

After about an hour of waiting for him, the girl came out of the toilets alone. She looked upset, and asked me where my friend was. I told her I thought he was with her.

At this point she began to cry. I asked her what was wrong, what had happened, and she started to kind of stutter and look back towards the toilet, pointing, too upset to form words.

I told her to calm down, to just tell me what was wrong. At this point, she had a little bit of a hesitant stutter, before finally saying “he fucked me and run off with my hand bag”.

gailcalled's avatar

Facialized…Just when I think it can’t get any worse.—

Self_Consuming_Cannibal's avatar

@gailcalled When reading my posts, never make any assumptions. lol

Shippy's avatar

I did it once on a highway, on the bonnet of the car. I thought that was really shocking and risque but a number of my friends have I found out later. I was totally nude loll.

The most strangest place I have ever ‘done it’ was on a massive sign, I guess you could picture the Hollywood sign. Similar, it took ages to get up there I must say. I guess my stories are not strange pretty routine.

ETpro's avatar

I’m a card carrying member of the mile high club.

burntbonez's avatar

I lived with housemate who had a loft bed in her room. One night, I ended up in that bed with her. She had very long legs, and she would press her feet against the ceiling on order to get leverage. It only happened once, alas. But what I remember most is that she smelled really good. It wasn’t that she was wearing perfume or anything. Her body and breath just smelled good.

wundayatta's avatar

I lived in NYC during the early 80s, and I had a lot of gay friends. They used to talk about what the baths were like because I as curious. It always made me kind of jealous that there weren’t heterosexual baths, but probably there are. I would never have had the guts to go back in those days, and now I’d be too afraid to.

But the weirdest thing was the Mine Shaft, a notorious gay bar. Apparently you could see anything any everything downstairs in that bar. But the image I don’t think I can forget is that there were men who would voluntarily strip naked and get into a bathtub that was set in the middle of the floor. And then anyone who wanted to could go an pee on the person in the tub.

They said I could go and no one would bother me, but I never went. I think there are some things I’m just not ever going to be ready to see, as open-minded as I may be.

tedd's avatar

Nothing too crazy in my life.

Had sex on top of a parking garage once, but that’s probably about as crazy as it gets.

My first time having sex I slammed my head on the wall behind the bed as I was pulling out at the end. Does that count?

And as far as the OP story, the guy should’ve just finished in the friend and then asked forgiveness when his g/f got angry. I mean she already gave him a 3-way, and didn’t lay out a “no-finishing in the friend” rule, so I dunno why he wouldn’t assume that was allowed anyways. lol

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