Can you please finish my joke?

Finish the just posted first part of a joke and then begin your own. Leave it unanswered and incomplete for the next poster to finish.

And so on and so forth…

Jokes could either be in the form of a simple question and answer format or a quick story. Thanks and hope you enjoy playing.

I’ll go first and second…

“How do you know when you’ve become a full-blown alcoholic-?”