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Could Superman be back up for Santa's sleigh in an emergency (details inside)

Asked by talljasperman (21916points) January 23rd, 2013

… seeing that superman can time travel. Could Superman get a bulk price from the Alberta Tar Sands for oil instead of coal?

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Shippy's avatar

Yes, if he learns Futures and Options fast!!

Shippy (10015points)“Great Answer” (3points) Flag as…
ucme's avatar

He’d have to put his underpants beneath his tights, don’t want to scare the kids on crimbo eve.

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Self_Consuming_Cannibal's avatar

Why would Superman need to get Alberta Tar Sands or any other source of energy? He could just tie a string around his neck and pull the sleigh himself without any reindeer.

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burntbonez's avatar

Unlike Santa, Superman is not real. So Superman couldn’t help. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Also, I do not believe Superman dabbles in tar sands futures or coal futures.

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zensky's avatar

Don’t forget the Tooth Fairy. Oh, and Tinkerbell could sprinkle pixie dust…

zensky (13418points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
Inspired_2write's avatar

You believe in Superman and Santa?
In make believe Santa’s helpers would be his back up.

Inspired_2write (14486points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…

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