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What is a funny/witty response to this statement?

Asked by mowens (8264 points ) January 24th, 2013

I wished someone good luck on an interview by stating “Watch out on your interview. Don’t get captured.”

His response:
I am emitting thanks in your general direction.

I was going to say something like ” Oh is that what that smell was.” Or “Ow, it hit me in the face you jerk!”

But I have had a rough day at work and cant tell if things are funny anymore. So what do you jellies think I should say?

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7 Answers

zenvelo's avatar

Your first response was funny.

I would have said, “oh, I thought you stepped in something. That’s coming out of you?”

(it all depends on how well your coworker takes jokes. Sound like he is a good guy.)

filmfann's avatar

A friend of mine used to say “Breathe through your mouth. They taste better than they smell.”

glacial's avatar

Your first response was the best one so far.

Pachy's avatar

EMISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

glacial's avatar

Until… :D

nofurbelowsbatgirl's avatar

Pull my finger.

mowens's avatar

I did the first one. Thanks everyone

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