How do you deal with the trolls of the world, namely online?

Point & laugh, works wonderfully.

I dealt with a troll very well on a different forum. I used the forum’s built in killfile and put them in it. The killfile would basically cause my browser to automatically keep all her posts hidden unless I clicked on it to see it. Ignoring a troll is the best defense. They usually crave attention.

I needed to edit because I see you have a slightly different definition of troll than I do. To me a troll is someone who tries to lure people into a fight by placing “bait” out and waiting. It’s like trolling for fish—they post something they know is going to get people mad and then they just get the popcorn or fan the flames.

I try to unfriend them before they unfriend me but I don’t always get there fast enough.

There’s only one thing to do: stop feeding them.

Ignoring them is the best way to deal with them.

I ignore them and avoid sites where they thrive because I find what they do and why they do it a waste time. But I don’t make the distinction between trolls and bullies as you do. They are all trolls and bullies are just the worst and most disturbing of the ilk. I believe their proliferation on the net is reflective of their presence in IRL, and that to me is depressing. Life is way too short to spend any time at all with cowards online or IRL.

Honestly, sometimes I encourage them and irritate them on purpose. It’s fun to mess with them between times spent ignoring them.

@KNOWITALL That explains a bit. I wondered why you kept it going at times with a troll.

@Adirondackwannabe LOL, trolls are fun.

Do not feed them.

I tended to just ignore whatever they put and carry on regardless, but now…I just ignore whatever they put and carry on regardless. It’s easy enough to focus on far more important things….like getting my degree. I don’t have time to waste on people who are just going to be idiotic, obnoxious morons through and through.

I skip them too. But once in a while they get my goat enough that I respond (as @KNOWITALL does) with something to push their buttons, like “I ask you to learn how Jesus would respond.”

@zenvelo That’s what I like about you, I can spot another smart-aleck across the globe…lol

Hmm…my question here is, if you’re trolling the troll, who is worse? The troll, or the troll, trolling the troll?

trolololol

@SamandMax It has to be the troll, because I’m perfectly content to ignore unless they’re super flame bait, then I’m really just giving them what they want. It usually gets them to move on, so really I’m doing a public service. Where’s my award?!

@KNOWITALL I don’t know, maybe they’re trying to weigh up whether you are doing a public service or not to warrant giving you an award. Although obviously that was rhetorical

Yeah, I’m just playin’ wich ya.

easy

Here, we end up banning them. Elsewhere, ignore.

I feed them until @augustlan bans them. :-)

I just tell ‘em, “No way Jose” and go back to my lolcats.

Sometimes I find them on Fluther…which is why sometimes I think twice before submitting a question.

I just ignore them. A response is just “taking the bait” and will only inspire them to do more trolling. They get very bored and frustrated, however, if nobody pays any attention.

I ignore them. As a couple of others have mentioned, once in a while, I like to have fun with them and egg them on just to see what they say but for the most part, at least I have satisfaction in knowing they’re only making themselves look stupid.

You’re not supposed to feed ‘em, but sometimes I give in. Depends how close to home the topic is, maybe.
Reminds me, my first encounter with a troll was when I was very new to the Internet and had never heard of such a thing. I responded to him in righteous indignation because I didn’t realize that he was just there to bait people. Strangely enough, we ended up becoming friends for quite a while afterwards.

try to find out where they live

Mostly I just ignore them. Why give trolls the attention they seek? You’re only making problems worse and at the same time, giving them what they want. Once in a while though, if someone says something stupid enough and I feel that I can successfully retaliate in a way that they look even more unintelligent, then I’ll go for it.