Anyone good at thinking up analogies? Create an analogy for this...?

a moldy grilled cheese sandwich.

…waiting for Lucy to yank the football away when you try to kick it, Charlie Brown.

….welcoming a “Husky” man to your house when your faucet was already opened two days before.

…it is a day after the fair.

having a large glass of warm water thrown in your face.

…putting a band-aid on a scar
...giving health food to someone who is having a heart attack

also it is like a tiny red ant who has just swallowed an overlarge bread crumb and is choking.

A follow up wank immediately after another…still feels good, but you lose the spark somewhat.

finding an old browned gardenia corsage from a dance you went to, but don’t remember.

Remembering the prom dress but not the date.

…is like putting salve on an old scar.

Shutting the barn door after the cow gets out

kissing your grandma…

and she slips you the tongue.

a bucket of water thrown on ashes.
Malaria vaccine after the mosquito bites
A condom on a limp dick
An umbrella after the deluge
A shovel after the spring thaw.

…you get the idea

….An indication the person is drunk or on some kind of dope.

Flushing the toilet a day later.

A late apology is like the ugly duckling.

a faded photograph

an orgasm after you’ve left the room.

Once the day is gone it cannot be recovered.
A new day begins