(NSFW) What would the world be like?

You’d probably end up having revenge sex at weird times to embarrass people during important meetings.

Ancient Rome, orgy dwelling bastards.

Considering how slow things are in my corner of the zoo, three people in the world would be forced to find someone else to take care of them.

Well, One person has one, then those three have one, then the resulting 9 have one, then the resulting 27 have one and so on and so on and so on….....

How long ‘till the entire world is having an orgasm?

How long ‘till you are the recipient of your original orgasm? Regiving??

@rojo I should clarify, the 3 don’t pass on. 1 = 3, but those 3 don’t carry. You just have to allocate 3 people.

… I’m trying to figure out how this would work if one of my friends was attending a funeral at the time of my orgasm….

So it is just me then? Awesome superpower!

@rojo If anyone else has a “traditional” orgasm, they have to allocate 3 people too. However those 3 would not carry.

A traditional one would create 3 psychic ones so to speak.

It would be a little awkward in meetings.

I wonder if very good looking people would need to start covering up, to stop horny people thinking about them during masturbation allocating orgasms to them all day long. However that would probably just cause people to get horny about very covered up people, assuming they must be very sexy.

Maybe we would evolve to be ugly within a few generations, as all the attractive people fail to get anything done, as they are constantly at the mercy of surprise orgasms allocated by perverts.

We’d still be living in caves. Happy but forever in stone.

I’d never leave the house.

Just in case anyone wants to send a couple over here feel free to PM me.

Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney would be exhausted.

Wednesdays.

Mass carnage on the highways. Talk about a 50 car pile up. lol
There would need to be warning signs like for deer.

**Warning, orgasms next 20 miles* lol

Would you be able to tell who your orgasm – sender is, or would you just have to wonder?

Well, it would sure be three times more fun (and more interesting) than it is today. I’d allocate all mine to some politician currently spinning their mealy-mouthed web of lies on camera.

I din’t have friends, so maybe I could have the extra when I have one myself.

Hey @Headhurts Hold on—- Here’s one coming at ya’ ! (((O)))

Was it good for you, too?

@LuckyGuy I felt that one all the way up here!

Similarly, I always wanted to be able to mentally project an orgasm onto someone.

Would certainly make the morning commute on the train interesting. Great way to get out of a speeding ticket.

“Sir, do you know how fast you werrr-rr… ::ahem:: H_ow_ faa-aa-aaAAHHHHHH…”

@cookieman . . . chevy chase did it in modern problems

@Blondesjon: Ooh, I haven’t seen that. Have to check it out.

@Plucky ‘Tis far better to give than receive.

@LuckyGuy Absolutely, wasn’t sure if my eyes would roll back to the front!

@Headhurts Glad you enjoyed it I noticed it took you a little while to fully regain consciousness.
You’re welcome.

@LuckyGuy It normally does.

Now my tongue hurts.