I know you are, but what am I?

I’m a Ninja!

A butt smoker. You butt smoking ass butt.

i’m an animal. i’m a smart animal * GODDAMN IT I DON’T WANT TO BE ANYTHING

You’re impossibly sexy! (I know you are, but what am I?)

You reek, but I, I reek havoc

If you went all Pee Wee in my face saying that like he does in the clip then you’re an outpatient with a broken nose & a bruised ego.

I’m rubber, you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!!!

Or to quote one of my favorite movie lines ever, “You’re a wart on the nose of humanity, and I’m going to blast it off!”

Triple points to the first person who guesses, without looking it up, what movie that’s from.

Intelligent.

(hopefully that turned out as funny as I planned it to be)

I’m a musing. Sometimes.

I am a goose lover, honk! My muse the goose.

So in real life, I’m all skinny and I have buck teeth, plus I eat things off the floor. Also, I can’t afford anything. But in my head, I have huge muscles and I break empires with a hammer made out of rage. And I have a beard with braids in it.

Also, YOU’RE A GARBAGE MAN!!