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If curses were real and someone was able to put one on you, which of these would you take if given the choice?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) July 12th, 2013

Yeah, we know it is hypothetically, but if someone was able to place a curse on you and they said you had the choice of:

• Each time you drove a vehicle under a bridge or overpass the driver behind you would have an accident, but not with you.
• Everything that was non-ridged (not hard plastic, metal, stone, brick, etc), that you touched would slowly turn into glass over a 72 hour period.
• Anytime you heard a dog barking you would cuss out the 1st person you seen.
• Whenever you smelled cheese or chocolate you would lose your bowels.

If you had to accept one of those curses (if you chose none, someone in your family, doesn’t have to be your immediate family, would die), which curse would you accept?

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19 Answers

Katniss's avatar

I’m going with option 3.
I enjoy cussing people out on occasion. :0)
How much fun would it be to do it on a regular basis?

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Not answering.

Mamma said these limited choice questions can cast curse upon the one who plays along.

Katniss's avatar

^ Great! NOW you tell me. lol

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^^ Don’t forget (if you chose none, someone in your family, doesn’t have to be your immediate family, would die)

SadieMartinPaul's avatar

I guess I’d choose #4. That one would hurt me, but it wouldn’t hurt anybody else.

Bellatrix's avatar

I’ll go with cussing people every time a dog barked. I sort of do that now. My dogs go off when people come to the door and it’s not unusual for me to curse a bit when that happens.

Berserker's avatar

First of all my fine good friend, people don’t put curses on me. I put curses on people.

Second of all, Anytime you heard a dog barking you would cuss out the 1st person you seen. that always happens to me.

But yeah, that’s what I’d pick. I figure, in between causing people to die or shitting myself, swearing at people a lot is the least harmful.

Berserker's avatar

I just heard a dog bark…fuck all you guys! Fuck you! All of you! :D

See bro, it ain’t that bad.

ccrow's avatar

Cussing. We have five dogs here, so that’s going to be a lot of cussing.

Katniss's avatar

Hahahaha! Lmao @Symbeline!

ucme's avatar

None & my family are just fine because this is just made up bullshit on the tinterwebz.

Berserker's avatar

@ucme stop sucking the fun out of the room! XD

ucme's avatar

There was none anyway, just the usual lame shite EXDEE

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Yeah, we know it is hypothetically (Did people forget to read that part?)

ucme's avatar

No, I just chose to ignore it for the lulz.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^^ Do you always answer question you have no interest in with non-answers?

ucme's avatar

No & stop whispering, you just spat bile in my ear.

ucme's avatar

Aww bless, it has a fwend XD

ucme's avatar

Genuinely fucking hilarious.

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