What is the shortest joke you know?
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July 31st, 2013
Mine is: A dyslexic walks into a bra…
What’s yours?
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“Is it in?”
Oh, not that sort of “short” joke?
All men fear that utterance….
When asked whether he wanted fries with his burger, Décartes said, “I think not,” and promptly disappeared.
When Buddha was asked how he wanted his hotdog: “Make me one with everything.”
Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest.
The Presbyterian hymn, “Gladly, the Crossed-eye bear.”
There was a face-off in the Leper hockey game
Leper to the prostitute: “Keep the tip”.
The fly on the toilet seat got pissed off.
I could do this all night!
Some guy walks into a bar and he’s all like, dude, ow.
I told ten puns to ten friends, hoping one would get a laugh. But no pun in ten did.
Tom Cruise, I don’t personally know the guy, but hey…
Stevie Wonder reveals he met his second wife on a blind date.
Stephen Hawking…brainier than Kurt Cobain’s garage wall.
Sex education at my school was just a warning about the janitor.
Congratulations on passing your test, you’re HIV positive!!
A priest, a rabbi and a horse walk into a bar. Bartender says “what is this, some kind of joke?”
Edit; Déscartes. Spellcheck flunked French, apparently.)
Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Why do the French eat snails? They hate fast food.
Two guys were driving by a prison and saw something on the side of the wall so they stopped to look. They then realized that it was a midget inmate scaling down the wall. At that moment the midget pulls down his pants and moons the two guys in the car. So the one guy says to the other “well….. that was a little con-descending.”
heh short joke :P
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
A priest enters the altar boy’s place.
A priest, a pedophile and a thief walk into a bar; he orders a drink.
Show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala. – Lenny Bruce
Here’s a really mean one:
What is a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
What is the reason that catholic priests are against abortion?
When they look at the picture of an aborted fetus, they think “Shame, I could have been molesting that in 7 years time.”
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
What does a cat read? The mews.
A friend texted me a couple nights ago….
“If you ever get locked up in jail, you could eat peanut butter, then you’d break out.”
I’m deathly allergic to nuts
A man walks into a bar with a roll of asphalt under his arm. He says “I’ll have a drink please, and one for the road.”
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
Thanks for all the laughs.
As the leper said to the prostitute:
Keep the tip.
A dyslexic walks into a bra…
Have you all heard the joke folks aren’t allowed to tell morons?
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