Can you help me come up with some lines for a candy bar letter?

OK, how’s this ?

Happy birthday, my husband….

Tonight, I’m going to put you to sleep in a (Milky Way)

Love,
Goldie

LOL! I love it!

No charge to you, dear.

Happy birthday, Mr. Goldie….

Let’s introduce Mr Goodbar to my Mounds…

Excellent. I knew I could count on you guys…

If you don’t have a Payday soon I’m going to Blow, Pops!

Looking for Mr. Goodbar

^^^^ That was a good movie.

We should be able to work Hershey Kisses into this.

When you Kiss me, don’t give my tongue a Charleston Chew. It would feel like the KitKat. And ignore the little boy outsides Snicker-ing. Just show me how your Tootsie Rolls.

I paid 100 Grand for this present!

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”

^^^^ Nerds.

Don’t forget gum. Stride, five, extra… There are dirty jokes all over the place.

Butterfingers and Bit O’ Honey – need I say more?

Oh, this is going to be fun!

SEX!! WHY ALWAYS SEX??!!!

I promise Good n’ Plenty love as I wrap my Hershey Kisses around your Mr. Good Bar.

Sweet!

@Dutchess_III I think I went to high school with you.

As for the candy bar letter, I’m not sure, maybe you should also do the rest of the letter in magazine cutout letters, and leave the thing on the front porch, oh and don’t sign it anywhere but leave a picture with the eyes burned out so that everyone knows who it’s for, I did that for my last girlfriend…

Why you think that @bunnyslippers?

@Dutchess_III “SEX!! WHY ALWAYS SEX??!!!” That’s what my high school girlfriend used to say too..

So fun! If you want to give him a break between sex acts, tell him he can Take 5.

“Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!”

@Dutchess_III If that’s an innuendo of some sort it sounds painful…

Some people like that shit @bunnyslippers!

I’m gonna rip your Snickers off!