What are some quotes that you find relevant for you today?

I kind of enjoyed coming up with, “One man’s boring is another man’s boner”.

I may have to learn needlepoint so I can make that into a sampler.

Bracis meis manducare.

I’ve been chewing on this one for the past couple of days:

“The first question I ask myself when something doesn’t seem to be beautiful is why do I think it’s not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.”—John Cage

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.

Screwed if you do, screwed if you don’t. Re Syria

“Life is a disease. It’s sexually transmitted and always fatal.” -unknown

” Reality is that which exists outside of your beliefs. ”

W. V. O. Quine
————————————————( I think he, though I am not too sure )

“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle.”

Veni, Vidi, Fuck it I’m going home.

What Woody Allen said: “What I wouldn’t give for a giant sock filled with horse manure.”

And I would add: ... “and be able to roam through the halls of Congress with it.

“There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.”
― Bill Clinton

Good things come to those who believe, better things come to those who are patient and the best things come to those who don’t give up.

“It’s not east being green.” ~KTF

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating © Ashleigh Brilliant

Love this one:
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” 
― Marilyn Monroe

A friend of mine said to me “I should have retired while I could still enjoy it.”

“Mmm! This is delicious, sweetheart.”

Paul said that to me a few minutes ago, when I gave him his dinner. (Cold blueberry soup followed by penne pesto)

“We cannot afford to withstand another act of terrorism.” —GW Bush

“When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high and don’t be afraid of the dark.” I always enjoyed the song AND its message.

Let Nigerian Princes Lie.

It was never between you and them anyway. – Mother Teresa

And of course,

“Life, don’t talk to me about Life” Marvin

@Sunny2, I love the song and sentiment too.

@rojo I loved that one.

I’ve got enough money to last a lifetime as long as I die tomorrow

“In your pomp and all your glory you’re a poorer man than me,
As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
I don’t believe you:”

Ian Anderson.

I don’t like to make plans for the day because then the word “premeditated” gets bandied about in the courtroom.

You can’t make
sense
out of
nonsense.