How is life treating you since the return of Christ?
Oh yes… I believe the second coming of Christ has already taken place. I can’t tell you exactly when it happened because I don’t know. But I know it has happened.
The second coming of Christ is marked by the day we can no longer lie to one another. Perhaps it hasn’t hit your neck of the woods yet… but it will soon enough.
My stylist friend in the fashion industry just refused a job by claiming he was out of the country. But the client busted him on facebook. He was indeed in the country, and in the city where the job needed him. BAM! Jesus gottem’!
See, I believe Jesus was exactly what he said he was. “I am the way, the truth, and the life.” So accepting Jesus is as simple as accepting the way of truth.
Now with all the traffic cams, iPhone cams, hoverbot cams, Wiki Leaks, Edward Snowden bRaDlEy MaNnInGs out there… it will soon be impossible for anyone to lie to one another.
How’s it feel living in the era of TRUTH?
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I had cereal for breakfast.
The government still has not told us the truth about them having alien space ships and corpses stored in Area 51 and that they are responsible for 11/9.
No second cumming yet.
Also, where are the 1000 years of peace that are to commence right upon his return?
That was a typo in the Bible. It was supposed to read “a thousand years of peas”.
@The_Lord_thy_God Where have you been hiding? I called for you during a poker game, and you never showed up. What’s up with that?
My surgeon said that my new artificial knee would be a little unncomfortable for a few weeks. Era of truth? Bite me.
Jesus is a dentist, the tooth hurts.
I really hope this was meant to be humorous.
@The_Lord_thy_God the bible has typos? Man, the media is going to crucify you for that statement!
Comments such as that make me cross.
^^ So you’re the bastard whose been having an affair with my wife, she screams out your name whenever we have sex.
Hey, god dammit! How come the Lord riffing off my joke gets more lurve! I call bullshit!
Edit: sudden aneurysm. Can’t move my left side
When God is drunk he walks funny, you could say the Lord moves in mysterious ways.
@drhat77
You are correct here. It could be both, or it could be something else entirely.
What that something else is I do not know.
@Neodarwinian because god forbid you shouldn’t be able to definitively categorize a thread here.
@drhat77
I am precise but bringing in imaginary beings that really can’t forbid anything puzzles me!
I thought it was this guy. In my opinion I don’t think many Christians would accept Jesus as being the real deal even if there was a second coming, especially if he attempted to preach something different from the New Testament.
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