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[NSFW] Any fun activities that are best when they leave you in a mess?

Asked by ETpro (34208 points ) November 15th, 2013

Neat freaks need not apply. Some really fun TGIF things just can’t be done without getting down and dirty. What messy, dirty divertissements float your boat? If this question takes your mind where it took mine, not to worry. Just click here for the SFW version.

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Hawaii_Jake's avatar

sex on the beach

Coloma's avatar

G spot action is pretty messy, but who’s worried about the giant wet spot, not I. lol

mambo's avatar

Definitely G spot stimulation. Mmmmm.

ETpro's avatar

@Hawaii_Jake Love the lingering salt taste, but it is vital to keep sand out of any parts that will penetrate or be penetrated.

@Coloma The wetter the better.

@mambo With the right technique, you can stimulate the G spot while keeping a mouth open and in place to receive the bounty. I love to do that, and get a dry mattress in the bargain.

Haleth's avatar

Giving a skillful, enthusiastic blowjob. It can be a lot of fun.

Caveat: this is supposed to be a gift freely given, when the mood strikes. If a guy starts asking/ expecting it all the time, that’s the fastest way to make sure I will never go near his little special place ever again.

ETpro's avatar

@Haleth Amen on both count. Said by someone who’d given a few spectacular ones.

Haleth's avatar

@ETpro You’ve given blowjobs? :p

ETpro's avatar

@Haleth Great ones. But when I was considering transsexual surgery and living presentably as a woman.

Haleth's avatar

@ETpro Cool! It seems like you talk about women all the time, so I assumed, and made an ass out of u and me.

ETpro's avatar

@Haleth I absolutely LOVE women. I love their clothing, their makeup, their look. I would never have wanted to be one if that were not the case. I decided late in the transition that if I couldn’t be a real XX chromosome woman, I’d just be what nature made me. But if I had gone thought transsexual surgery, I’d probably have still wanted to have a gay fling with a pretty lady from time to time.

fluthernutter's avatar

@Haleth ASSUMED:
ASS of U, ME and Dat other jelly too.
Erm….meaning you weren’t the only one.

@ETpro Thanks for the reminder to check our assumptions. It’s also refreshing to hear you speak about it with such candor. Do you feel satisfied with your choices?

ETpro's avatar

@fluthernutter Yes, I feel confident I made the right final decision. I’m also glad I experienced life in such different shoes. I lived and worked for a year as a woman.

fluthernutter's avatar

@ETpro I wonder what the world would be like if everyone experienced life as the opposite gender for a year?

ETpro's avatar

@fluthernutter A lot better place with less sexual violence, I expect. Maybe it should be a standard part of our maturation process.

fluthernutter's avatar

Oops, sometimes I hit the Great Answer button and forget to leave a real human response. Lurve makes you lazy. ahem Let’s try that again.

@ETpro Good answer. I agree. I also think it would make a great sci-fi novel. The key to our future utopia!

ETpro's avatar

@fluthernutter Oh I love that idea. If you don’t write it be advised I may. Pink panties, the key to quelling excessive male aggression. :-)

fluthernutter's avatar

@ETpro
Pink Panties
The key to quelling excessive male aggression.

That would also make for
an awesome retro movie poster.

ETpro's avatar

@fluthernutter I’m on it. :-)

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Muff diving. I love my face a mess from this lovely play time.

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