What's the funniest spoonerisms you've ever heard or said?

I pretty much think that the Spoonerism is one of the funniest things on the planet, and I’m looking for a giggle today.

Once several years ago I was in the backyard pool of my old house with my roommates and I said something about the “fatio purniture” instead of “patio furniture” and I still crack up to this day about it.

Yesterday my husband couldn’t stop accidentally using “spoonerisms” but the funniest by far was when he said the “spood would foil” instead of the “food would spoil” and we’re still giggling about it.

Am I the only idiot who remembers these things or do you have some funny spoonerisms to share?