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The Jelly Below Me, # 51?

Asked by ibstubro (10354 points ) December 27th, 2013

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 500 responses. Hopefully almost all the Jellies will join in.

Enjoy!

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520 Answers

ibstubro's avatar

TJBM has pink painted toenails.

JimTurner's avatar

TJBM wants to run for president.

Coloma's avatar

True, I DO have pink toenails and False, I wouldn’t be President for all the money in the world.

TJBM is still waking up with Folgers in their cup

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Coloma How did you guess? lol, it’s Colombian though.

TJBM likes to do karoake on occasion.

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong. I would never voluntarily turn myself into a monkey in public.
TJBM lost his virginity in prison.

Coloma's avatar

False, I ( she) lost her virginity at a wild wedding reception many moons ago.

TJBM is wearing crazy socks

Pachy's avatar

Sorry no, I’m not wearing socks this morning—only slippers.

TJBM received at least 8 Xmas cards this year.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

About 18.

TJBM finally found the new TJBM thread.

Coloma's avatar

True, yay!

TJBM just applied for a job they really, really, want?

poofandmook's avatar

False, I wish.

TJBM wishes they were somewhere else right now!

Coloma's avatar

True, I wish I were back in my old house. :-(

TJBM is exhausted from the holiday scene

poofandmook's avatar

True. I could sleep for days.

TJBM has cold hands.

rojo's avatar

False, I have it on good authority it is my feet that are cold.

TJBM wishes the holiday season would start around Halloween and go on until Groundhog Day.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

You mean it doesn’t start the week before Halloween and go Valentine’s Day ! !

TJBM has bandaids in the car.

laurenkem's avatar

True. Also in my desk at home and at work.

TJBM dances with a cat when they hear “Cobacabana”, while singing along loudly and badly.

dubsrayboo's avatar

False, my chihuahua will have nothing to do with a cat. Trust me, we tried.
TJBM is still playing with their new Christmas toys.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yeah, got a new android phone.

TJBM is hungry.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No just got through with Chinese food, wait another 15 minutes.

TJBM is happy that a new TJBM was started, because once again it was taking far too long to load the page of the last TJBM.

creative1's avatar

False, I haven’t played the game in close to a year now

TJBM is having fish for dinner tonight

poofandmook's avatar

false, too lazy to cook it.

TJBM can’t seem to get a grip on the pet hair today…

creative1's avatar

false, I got a labradoodle and he doesn’t shed so not problems with pet hair

TJBM has 2 pets and will tell us what they are

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Brother and sister; Black Lab and German Shepherd cross, they are two years old, they were rescue dogs.

TJBM has had a rescue dog(s).

KNOWITALL's avatar

I have two rescue dogs currently and a rescue bird!

TJBM has at least one crazy family member they’ll tell us about.

Coloma's avatar

Well, he’s gone now, but, my ex BIL was the stupidest surfer dude in the world. Good looking but dumb as a box of rocks, he drove me nuts. lol

TJBM hates it when people point in their face

poofandmook's avatar

True, I want to break their fingers.

TJBM has something neon colored within their reach

Coloma's avatar

Uh, not really unless you count an orange box of “Happy Hippo” bisquits. lol

TJBM is going, going, gone….

cookieman's avatar

Kinda. I was napping a moment ago.

TJBM enjoys a good bear hug.

poofandmook's avatar

False. Honestly, I get a little weird when people touch me.

TJBM is jealous that TJAM was taking a nap.

stanleybmanly's avatar

false. I’m jealous of TJAY’s delicious monicker. TJBM still has visions of sugar plums.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True and I wish they would just go away.
TJBM likes Vodka martinis.

cookieman's avatar

False. I don’t drink alcohol.

TJBM knows someone who drinks too much.

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong. Not anymore.
TJBM always lies.

rojo's avatar

Yes I do.

TJBM is not sure what to write next.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

That is very true.
TJBM wants a cookie.

creative1's avatar

True, Oh boy I think I will go to the kitchen now and grab one (how I love the holidays)
TJBM will tell us their favorite part of this time of year

ragingloli's avatar

No.
TJBM will get pregnant before the year is over.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

false aint ever going to happen.
TJBM Likes Christmas, but would rather be golfing.

cookieman's avatar

Incorrect. I kind-of-like Christmas but really dislike golfing.

TJBM would hug a koala bear, given the chance.

Mimishu1995's avatar

True, because I have a stuffed koala bear at home.
TJBM hate koala bears so much that he/she could fired a missile at one, given a chance :)

Coloma's avatar

False, I would never fire a missile at any animal but Koalas can be vicious little things. lol

TJBM has SO much candy and Christmas sugar overload stuff around

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not anymore! I have a small stash I rescued for myself.
TJBM is driving me crazy, constantly bidding against me on ebay.

Coloma's avatar

False, I don’t use ebay.

TJBM likes crushed ice

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Oooooooooooo I see spots before my eyes.
Crushed ice only when I’m in labor
TJBM has had a trip which made their bubble bath look like @Coloma‘s new avatar picture.

ibstubro's avatar

Vacation trip and acid trip, yes. Many moons ago, Kemosabe.

TJBM thinks Swedish Fish are Norwegian sardines.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False, because I haven’t even seen Swedish Fish.
TJBM wants to sleep right now!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Naw, I cheated and had an afternoon nap. I want Swedish Fish right now, and a rootbeer float.
TJBM would like a summer day, and someone to hold hands on a riverbank and watch the water flow by.

Mimishu1995's avatar

½ true. I would like a summer day but I don’t fancy going to the river.
TJBM is old-fashioned enough to find 1950s horror movies awesome.
I prefer 1950s noir movies

stanleybmanly's avatar

false. substitute awful for awesome You are correct to prefer noir to 50’s horror films. The films themselves were the REAL horrors. TJBM is craving snow cones.

dxs's avatar

Only if I can get back to warmer climate!
The Jelly below me is up past his/her bedtime.

cookieman's avatar

Kinda true. I went to bed at 10PM, but woke up at 4AM and can’t fall back to sleep.

TJBM enjoys toast with butter and jam.

poofandmook's avatar

True, one of my favorite things at the diner is toast with butter and strawberry jam! Even better if it’s an english muffin.

TJBM is about to watch a TV show that is quite old on DVD.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not right now, but last night I watched the 1999(?) Batman.

Coloma's avatar

@Yetanotheruser and….? lol

TJBM thinks TJAM has midlife dementia

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Has nothing to do with midlife!

TJBM is up early this morning.

ibstubro's avatar

Not hardly…it’s nearly 10:30 a.m. here and I’m still in sweats!

TJBM feels badly for Santi’s with dementia.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM stirs their coffee with strips of bacon.

creative1's avatar

False but hmmm maybe something to try I do love bacon and coffee separately

TJBM has taken down all holiday decorations already like me

ibstubro's avatar

Tralse! There was never a holiday decoration in my home. lol

TJBM has a pillow top mattress so thick, there are not sheets to fit it.

Dutchess_III's avatar

True. I have a kind size water bed with a top mattress AND a feather mattress on top of that. It is so freaking comfortable I don’t know why I ever even get out of bed.

TJBM tried to sneak away into TJBM 51 hoping I wouldn’t find them.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I boldly went where no man has gone before.
I almost asked your permission, but
1.) I knew you were hungover and
2.) I enjoy the attention. :-D
TJBM has High Hopes

cookieman's avatar

Nope. I have moderate expectations.

TJBM would like a foot rub.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Oh my YES!
TJBM is wanting another piece of Christmas chocolate right NOW!!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Mmmmmm….I want Pecan pie!

TJBM has gained a few pounds over the holidays.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope! I’m pretty proud of how well I did this year.
TJBM is wondering where they will come up with that returns and gift card energy.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants some pelican pie.

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong. I do not even know what that is.
TJBM was too slow.

ibstubro's avatar

nope
The beauty of non-responsive answers is, you can never be too soon or too late.
TJBM is looking forward to a Happy New Year.

Coloma's avatar

I hope so, 2013 sucked for me after a great 2004–2011. The downward cycle, bah humbug!

TJBM is going to movie this weekend

poofandmook's avatar

False.. I think. lol

TJBM could use a chapstick right about now.

Coloma's avatar

All the time, winter is so dehydrating.

TJBM loves deviled eggs with sweet pickle relish

cookieman's avatar

No and no (although, I’m told my aunt’s deviled eggs are fabulous)

TJBM would like to own a non-domesticated animal as a pet if they could.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I do, sorta, with all the woodland critters coming through my backyard to snack. I have a batch of squirrels which are still pretty skittish, but one of them found he can sit in the tree and cast a shadow in my room. when he wants me to toss something out to him he gets my attention that way.
TJBM is probably going to just say nope anywhay, so I don’t have to bother with an interesting JBM thought.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yep.

TJBM would like a fox as a pet.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Absolutely! TJAM haqs a fox and kits to bring to my little woods so we can add them to my collection of wild buddies.
TJBM will be jealous as all get out when I get my family of foxes.

Coloma's avatar

Haha, not really, from she who has lived with an over abundance of wildlife forever.

TJBM has come face to face with a mountain lion I did behind my old bard about 10 years ago one night…whew, the cat stared me down and then just walked away! I RAN, bad idea but instinct took over. lol

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, but a guard dog got loose once, and faced me down on a deserted street, before cell phones. I sternly informed it I bite back. I then held out a tiny 2” knife blade I carry with me, point down. It was very shiny, and would resemble a tooth to the critter. He back away, growling nonstop. I went on, keeping the blade fully visable.
TJBM has saved a human life.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yeah. My sister’s. Twice. I have also incubated human lives!

TJBM misses her kids when they were little.

Coloma's avatar

True, my daughter was so funny when she was little, she still is. :-)

TJBM needs to clean house but can;t get up and do it yet pffft!

ibstubro's avatar

Clean, shmean.

TJBM hears voices.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

On the telephone, television, in backyard, upstairs . . . . !

TJBM once rode a bicycle for more than 30 miles in a day.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is still using WIN95.

Coloma's avatar

False, Vista.

TJBM is hungry

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False,just had a late lunch.
TJBM thinks every other OS from mico soft is garbage.

cookieman's avatar

True. I’ve been using the Mac OS since 1988 (pretty much exclusively since 2000). I can use Windows if I have to, but I don’t enjoy it.

TJBM owns more than one adult toy.

Leanne1986's avatar

True.

TJBM is sleeping somewhere other than their home tonight.

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong. I always sleep at home.
TJBM will say ‘false’.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True—er—False!

TJBM is a living metaphor.

cookieman's avatar

False. I am a meta living spore.

TJBM enjoys Torrone (Italian honey nougat candy)

ibstubro's avatar

“I am a meta living spore.” is a keen answer!!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Gawd, that sounds yummy! No bringing up the subject unless you brought enough to share with the whole class!
TJBM is cursing his slow hands.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!

ibstubro's avatar

False. “It’s not the speed that counts!”

TJBM is a frustrated artist.

cookieman's avatar

@Jonesn4burgers: I have a whole box. Come on by.

ibstubro's avatar

Candy’s dandy,
liquor’s quicker.
Ogdan Nash

TJBM is a frustrated artist.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, I am. I want to be decorating my new house, but I need the house first. lol

TJBM has decorating flair

ibstubro's avatar

I’m an arranger. Set 100 things on the floor and tell me to put them on shelves, and they’ll look Marvelous. Set them on the shelves, and I’m helpless.

TJBM has a favorite pair of scissors.

creative1's avatar

Ohhhh yes anyone who sews a lot does mine are a great pair of Ginger Shears

TJBM owns a sewing machine

ragingloli's avatar

A sewing machine?! By God, you will pay for that insolence before this day is out, Talbot!.
TJBM is monolingual.

Coloma's avatar

False, I am clueless.

TJBM has a banana milkshake

ibstubro's avatar

Monkey see, monkey do?

TJBM’s got talent.

ragingloli's avatar

Talents that make me a nightmare for people like you.
TJBM will be looked for, and found.

Coloma's avatar

Present and accounted for.

TJBM saw a Bald eagle recently Unusual sighting for me yesterday, he was magnificent, sitting at the tippy top of a huge pine tree overlooking the river here…

ibstubro's avatar

True. I probably see 3–8 hawks a day, and at least one eagle a week. There are NO bunnies. I’m thinking that I could drive to town and probably see 15–30 bald eagles on the riverfront.

TJBM thinks big birds are good eating.

Coloma's avatar

No! Okay, well Turkeys yes.

TJBM wants chinese takeout

ibstubro's avatar

Chinese takeout would do. So would pizza. Italian. Mexican. Hell, I’m just hungry. lol

TJBM is gaining weight, fast. lol

dxs's avatar

Yeah right! I can eat my bodyweight in a meal and not gain a pound.
The Jelly below me wishes they were in better shape.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I was just thinking that @dxs. I used to do 80 – 100 sit ups a day. Now I can’t bring my self to do 20 on any regular basis. I can physically do them, but why I don’t get down there and do them is beyond me.

TJBM is glad Christmas is over.

creative1's avatar

yes and no, I wish I could have moved before Christmas so I could have actually enjoyed my holiday instead of being harrassed again by my condo assn and only 2 days before Christmas this time.

TJBM knows how it feels to be discriminated against

Coloma's avatar

Moderately but nothing over the top.

TJBM went for a walk today

ibstubro's avatar

False. Too dad-burned cold for walking. I took a drive to the Pizza Hut.

TJBM loves anchovies.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

uh so false.
TJBM is clueless about semi trucks.

ibstubro's avatar

True, but I love semi-sweet chocolate!

TJBM loves olives.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Oh I do,I do, the green ones love them on about everything.
TJBM wouldn’t have a clue as how to shift a 18 speed fuller transmission.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

My dad drove 18 wheelers my whole life. He wasn’t around much of my life, but he managed to teach me to drive very well. When he offered to teach me to drive his truck, I declined. I was scared. It was someone else’s job, and I was okay with that.
TJBM knows the thrill of riding an 18 wheeler sandwich through speed traps.

Coloma's avatar

Hell no! I don’t drive big vehicles well, don’t put me behind the wheel of a big rig, I’ll wipe entire towns off the map. Bad idea, bad.

TJBM knows that left handed people are superior lol

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong, left handed people are demonic.
TJBM likes the Star Wars Christmas Special

cookieman's avatar

I barely remember it. It involved the ewoks, Chewbacca, R2D2, and C3P0 – yes? I suppose little kid-me was thrilled at the time.

TJBM is watching the Kennedy Center Honors tonight.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Not had a TV channel since the 90’s.

TJBM never turns the radio off.

Mimishu1995's avatar

True, because I don’t have a radio.
TJBM is thinking of a shocking statement beginning with “TJBM”

Coloma's avatar

True. Here it is…

TJBM has a sex dungeon with a merry go round lol

Mimishu1995's avatar

True. The merry go round is my sex slave, and soon enough we will have merry-go-round-man!
TJBM is planning to do something NSFW tonight.

cookieman's avatar

Yes… sleep nekkid. I just can’t do that at work.

TJBM can fall asleep anywhere.

ragingloli's avatar

wrong, I can not fall asleep anywhere.
TJBM knows that Satan is the good guy.

cookieman's avatar

Incorrect. I know that Satan is fictitious.

TJBM likes balony.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Wrong, you can only believe that if your a Republican
TJBM has little or no humor.

dxs's avatar

I can be really bad at picking up on it with people I’m not familiar with, but if I’m with people who I know, I can be pretty funny.
The Jelly below me likes the number 51.

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong, I can not count that high.
TJBM is a monkey and an ape.

dxs's avatar

ooo ooo aaa aaa
The Jelly below me is wondering where @ragingloli‘s nose is.

Coloma's avatar

I have an idea lol

TJBM will say “goodnight” now. Good night

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Goodnight now.
TJBM willbe there waiting for us when we wake up.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Goodnight now.
TJBM will be there waiting for us when we wake up.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I’m he-e-ere!

TJBM is groggy before coffee.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False. I don’t drink coffee.
TJBM has just disliked something on Youtube.

geeky_mama's avatar

Sure, but I just click away and don’t watch it.

TJBM has a house full of children.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I certainly have a house full, but no children.

TJBM has lived an extravagant, over-the-top lifestyle at some point.

cookieman's avatar

Nope, but if you’re offering to be my Sugar Jelly…

TJBM wonders how different they would be had they been born in a different country or era.

ibstubro's avatar

True. More so when I was younger, though. I always felt a strange affinity for the Roaring Twenties. Not a reincarnation thing, more of a ‘missed my boat’ thing.

TJBM blesses strangers – even in the next aisle over in the store – when they sneeze.

Coloma's avatar

Occasionally, but not a habit. lol

TJBM needed about 4 hours more sleep this morning

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True,but would have been happy with just 2 more.
TJBM is thinking about a toasted english muffin right now.

Coloma's avatar

False, drinking my last cup of coffee, I east later, after the coffee kicks in. haha

TJBM has big plans in their mind but is not sure how to bring them to fruition.

ibstubro's avatar

Yeah. I’m taking a new (antique) mall spot, but it’s going really slowly and I’m dragging my feet. The woman I’m to share with is a spitfire, and I was counting on her motivation.

TJBM is anal about whites being white.

ragingloli's avatar

They are not white, they are a boring pinkish beige.
TJBM pissed his trousers when he was ten.

Coloma's avatar

Nope, I’m a female and I don;t wear trousers.

TJBM is trying to get in gear this Monday

rojo's avatar

True. Up to late last night, long drive this morning just to get to work.
TJBM has trouble with a supernatural entity.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I did. But it turned out to be an earthquake. But since I live in Kansas we blame ghosts before we blame of earthquakes.

TJBM finally has all the Christmas stuff put away.

Valerie111's avatar

Not yet. I’m taking everything down after New Years.

TJBM is happy Christmas is over.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

OMG yes, let spring begin.
TJBM is a tad grumpy.

Valerie111's avatar

Yup. I didn’t sleep well last night.

TJBM made a New Year’s resolution.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes. I resolved to not make New Year’s resolutions.

TJBM keeps thinking they’re finished putting all the Christmas stuff away, but keeps finding this and that and having to reopen boxes.

ragingloli's avatar

wrong, I have no Christmas stuff.
TJBM was given coal for christmas as a child.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Never!

TJBM is a Bah Humbug.

ragingloli's avatar

Of course. Christmas should be abolished again. That is one thing the Puritans got right.
TJBM knows who Dagobert Duck is.

cookieman's avatar

No. No I do not – but I bet he’s delicious with a citrus glaze.

TJBM can do a handstand.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Maybe twenty years ago, but wouldn’t want to try it now.
TJBM likes mud wrestling.

ragingloli's avatar

No, that is disgusting.
TJBM likes oily porn.

cookieman's avatar

Only if it’s extra virgin olive oil as it’s better for your cholesterol.

TJBM is aghast at how expensive concert or sporting event tickets are today.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, shocking really. For my family of 5 it costs less to fly across the country than it does to see a Cirq du Soleil event, for example!

TJBM wears a lot of jewelry. (not me)

ragingloli's avatar

I do not wear jewelry.
TJBM will be abducted by aliens.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes, but they were legal aliens.

TJBM watched __Bizarre Foods__ at dinnertime.

Coloma's avatar

False, no bizarre foods for me.

TJBM likes those little zingy sour candies called Smarties

ibstubro's avatar

Maybe. Sometimes if I’m nostalgic.

TJBM really craves the Dove Dark Chocolates!

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm…chocolate. :-D

TJBM goes to the dentist faithfully every 6 months

Mimishu1995's avatar

False. I hate dentists ever since I was born!
TJBM is a crazy fan of non-superhero comics like me ;)

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Well I still like Archie, and I’m about to turn 50.
TJBM is a maniac when it comes to chocolate.

Mimishu1995's avatar

That’s right! GIVE ME A BAR OF CHOCOLATE RIGHT NOW OR I’LL KILL YOU!
TJBM has run out of ideas about what to write next.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

. . . . No . . . . But, “may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and may your arms be too short to scratch.

TJBM has another “may the . . ” to present to the jellies.

Mimishu1995's avatar

“May the dead rise from the grave and invade the whole world so that I have an exciting adventure!”
TJBM is cooking now.

Coloma's avatar

May the poo of a thousand birds fall upon your windshield.

TJBM has been pooped on by a Sea Gull

dxs's avatar

Yes I have. And the damn fowl stole my chips, too!
The Jelly below me loves birds even though they steal chips.

ragingloli's avatar

Of course. Being the continuation of the mighty dinosaurs, they are your elders and you should bow to them.
TJBM weighs over 100kg.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, but I’m trying to be :)
TJBM is dead muhahahahaw

Coloma's avatar

Well..I will be dead asleep in about 30 minutes. lol

TJBM hopes I wake up tomorrow

Mimishu1995's avatar

False. Because I don’t want to disturb you when you sleep.
TJBM is a jelly a sign of “I’ve run out of idea” :(

ragingloli's avatar

No, I am an alien.
TJBM has an extensive, secret porn collection on his computer.

snowberry's avatar

How disgusting. NO!

TJBM has a night job.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Well once in awhile I do have to pull a night shift,but for the most part I am on day shift.
TJBM is amazed at how truck drivers can back up 2 trailers at the same time.

Leanne1986's avatar

Yes. That takes some skill!

TJBM enjoys watching old musicals.

Mimishu1995's avatar

True. Nat King Cole is one of my favorite singer.
TJBM loves cartoons!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes, especially old Looney tunes.

TJBM is going to do something one more time this year.

reijinni's avatar

no real plans.
TJBM wants to do away with mission trips.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False. I don’t plan to go anywhere at the moment.
TJBM is celebrating 2014.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not yet, I’m on the other side of the planet.

TJBM Is waiting for warmer weather. ( We just started Winter. )

Coloma's avatar

False, California is in its 4th drought year, it has been 64–67 degrees for days here, extremely dry, we need rain and snow desperately!

TJBM needs a vacation

Mimishu1995's avatar

Nope. Tomorrow is my vacation :)
TJBM is a vampire.

snowberry's avatar

Only to toothsome fruit and veggies.

TJBM loves the snow. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM want to play that E.T. game.

Coloma's avatar

Huh? I don’t know what the E.T. game is. lol

TJBM knows what the E.T. game is?

ragingloli's avatar

The E.T. game was an ultra shitty videogame for some game console that was pushed out in a few weeks and in which you could do nothing but creep around in a pit with a pixel E.T.

TJBM’s arm pits sometimes smell like semen.

Coloma's avatar

False, there are much better places for semen than armpits.

TJBM has a dirty mind

geeky_mama's avatar

No, but I have a pretty foul mouth at times.

TJBM knows curse words in at least a dozen different languages.

ragingloli's avatar

I wish, it is four at most, pendejo.
TJBM loves the taste of roasted puppy.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Oh I do, but don’t most people like a good hot dog once in a while.
TJBM forgot what they got for Christmas.

poofandmook's avatar

False.

TJBM was shocked to see how many responses were on this thread since the last time they saw it.

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM celebrates new year’s on a different date.

poofandmook's avatar

Nope. I don’t “celebrate” New Year at all. I’m just as happy to be in bed on NYE.

TJBM is wearing comfy sweats today.

Coloma's avatar

False, a dark blue lace skirt and beige top with blue earrings.

TJBM has puffy morning eyes.

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong, it is not my eyes that are puffy in the morning.
TJBM loves goose kebab.

poofandmook's avatar

Unknown. However, kangaroo loin is quite tasty.

TJBM has at least one picture of a pet nearby.

Coloma's avatar

!00’s of them on my computer, yes.

TJBM woke up with a crick in their neck

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. No crick. My crick is in the back yard, but it’s frozen over right now.

TJBM just wrapped another Christmas present. sigh.

ragingloli's avatar

No. No christmas presents here.
TJBM is going to lose his hands in a premature explosion of a self made silvester cracker.

geeky_mama's avatar

No..and wrong gender.

TJBM is cooking up a feast for New Year’s Eve.

creative1's avatar

Nope made pasta with meatballs but it was yummy
TJBM is NAKED while answering questions

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Oh OH- – Is my laptop camera on ?

TJBM volunteers for local nonprofit organizations.

ibstubro's avatar

Occasionally. Not as much as I should.

TJBM has an unusual collection.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, blown glass bowls and vases and goblets. Some are antiques, some are current, some are signed. Think I need to check my home owners insurance.

TJBM reviews their insurance policy for their home/apartment, every so often.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Only once a year, when we renew it.
TJBM will be in bed long before midnight.

Coloma's avatar

True. Most likely around 9:30–10.

TJBM wants an ice cream cone

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Just finished an ice cream with blackberry – rum sauce.

TJBM is out of ice cream, I need to stop at store for more.

ragingloli's avatar

It is winter, I do not need ice cream.
TJBM can tell me how to build a station on the Mun in KSP.

ibstubro's avatar

I live on Earth, I do not need a station on the Mun.

TJBM thinks blackberry – rum sauce sounds awesome.

Coloma's avatar

True! WTF..who says you can’t eat ice cream in the winter!?

TJBM hates stupid little “rules.”

ibstubro's avatar

True. It’s life, I do not need little rules.

TJBM has been known to flail their arms and state in a monotone “Danger! Danger Will Robinson!” on rare occasion.

ragingloli's avatar

No. Just. No.
TJBM sometimes walks around like a dinosaur when no one is looking.

Coloma's avatar

On rare occasion. lol

TJBM loves squash

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’ve never played squash the game. I’m not overly fond of squash the vegetable unless it’s yellow or, occasionally, zucchini, and I try to avoid squashing bugs because they’re cute and/or their guts stink like the dickens!

TJBM thinks cockroaches can be cool.

ragingloli's avatar

No, but they can be delicious.
TJBM loves the film “Last Action Hero”.

cookieman's avatar

Never saw it. Arnie, right?

TJBM is wasted right now.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is tired right now.

Mimishu1995's avatar

True. yawn
TJBM is planing for a murder hahaha

cookieman's avatar

Nope. I’m pretty sure the crows in this area are gone for the winter.

TJBM gets very cranky when they are woken up.

creative1's avatar

No but my daughter and my dog do

TJBM has made a new years resolution or two

Coloma's avatar

I’ve started my walking up again after falling off the exercise wagon. It’s been over a week and I have now walked a couple miles 5 out of the last 7 days. :-)

TJBM needs to ramp up their exercise

ibstubro's avatar

True. Ain’t gonna happen, though.

TJBM reads vociferously.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, I read quietly, my wife gets upset if anyone reads out loud.

TJBM is watching the Rose Parade.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Hunting shows, How It’s Made, etc.

TJBM wants to find a 4 leaf clover this year.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Sure, but I would rather have the winning Lottery ticket.
TJBM is having a hard time getting motivated this morning.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope, made a Fritatta for breakfast.

TJBM wishes everyone a healthy and happy New Year.

geeky_mama's avatar

I do! Happy New Year Jellies! May you find peace, joy and good health in 2014!

TJBM is “working” today.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Nope not till the 5th
TJBM is thinking very naughty thoughts right now.

Coloma's avatar

Not naughty, just how much I hate my job and how much I hope I find a better situation this year. lol

TJBM hates their life right now

ragingloli's avatar

I hate all life.
TJBM Has seen the movie “Thunderpants”.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False, does Thunder dome count?
TJBM wonders why their parents didn’t practice safe sex.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I try to avoid thinking about my parents having sex.
TJBM talks in their sleep.

ragingloli's avatar

I live alone, so how would I know?
TJBM once imagined to have sex with a chicken.

snowberry's avatar

TJBM thinks the above jelly is…just a bit odd.

rojo's avatar

True but what is life without a little oddity now and again
TJBM has a little French maid outfit that they wear on “special” occasions.

cookieman's avatar

Absolutely!!
They sell those in men’s 3X right?

TJBM wishes full-service gas stations would come back in style.

snowberry's avatar

Naw. It would just cost more.

TJBM has a relative who is afraid of a strange thing.

cookieman's avatar

Yes. My mother-in-law is afraid of life.

TJBM owns or has owned a reptile or snake.

Coloma's avatar

Well, not “owned” but…I had scads of tree frogs and lizards at my old house for years. There was always a lizard zinging around the house somewhere and the tree frogs took moths from your fingers under the porch lights at night. I miss all my little froggy friends.

TJBM likes to observe nature

snowberry's avatar

Always.

TJBM uses little green army guys as a security system. We do, and we haven’t had a break in since we installed it!

cookieman's avatar

No, but I love the idea.

TJBM has had someone walk on their back.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, both literally and figuratively.

TJBM loves soaking in hot spring baths.

Mimishu1995's avatar

True. Unfortunately I never have a chance to.
TJBM is shocked at how popular this question is.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not shocked at all.

TJBM thinks the past two holiday weeks have been like four mini-weeks.

Coloma's avatar

Not sure, but I am exhausted

TJBM needs to do their banking and bill paying today.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True,just a bit of banking the Mrs already paid all the bills.
TJBM thinks people should show their humor more.

Coloma's avatar

Absolutely! I’m a playful and humorous personality and nothing makes my day more than encountering someone that can play back. I had the greatest humorous exchange with a woman in a parking lot the other day. Lively, humorous people are rare indeed. :-)

TJBM has a playful personality

Tropical_Willie's avatar

What you talkin bout Willis? Yup

TJBM Is glad they are not getting snowed in !

SQUEEKY2's avatar

I wouldn’t mind it,would mean I wouldn’t have to go back to work on Sunday.
TJBM would rather be Bowling.

ragingloli's avatar

No, I do not like fondling balls.
TJBM could not sleep due to all the noise from the fireworks.

cookieman's avatar

What fireworks? Actually, I couldn’t sleep because my dog had a coughing fit.

TJBM will recommend a good graphic novel.

snowberry's avatar

Uh, I don’t even know what a graphic novel is. How about this? http://www.amazon.com/The-Complete-Calvin-Hobbes-BOX/dp/1449433251

TJBM has a political cartoon made about him/herself.

ragingloli's avatar

I do not think I do.
TJBM is cartoonish.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not sure about cartoonish, but I have been called a clown. (No, not a Bozo!)

TJBM thinks we’re all Bozo’s on this bus!

snowberry's avatar

Just to be different, I’m not a Bozo. Instead I’m giving my spot to this guy: http://gregmitchellwriter.blogspot.com/2013/04/bozos-on-bus.html

TJBM can dance well.

ragingloli's avatar

I think it would be more accurate to call it “spastic twitching”.
TJBM can not prove the Taniyama–Shimura–Weil conjecture.

snowberry's avatar

Well I can do this!

“elliptic curves over the field of rational numbers are related to modular forms.” -wikipedia

TJBM has a cough.

Coloma's avatar

Not anymore, I was sick the first 2.5 weeks of December.

TJBM thinks Nyquil is a wonder drug LOL

snowberry's avatar

No, I have my own concoction! LOL

TJBM has 6 toes.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Thank goodness, as the pad of my foot is already too wide for boots my size.

TJBM revers rivers. Nature nurtures.

snowberry's avatar

Yes!

TJBM is ready for bed

Mimishu1995's avatar

Absolutely true!
TJBM is sleepwalking.

ibstubro's avatar

mmmmmm…
t.j.b.m….

Coloma's avatar

is going to bed.

TJBM wears footsie pajamas

ragingloli's avatar

It is spelt pYjamas.
And no, I do not.
TJBM has a thick accent.

Leanne1986's avatar

No, I have a soft “West Country” (England) accent.

TJBM has got a headache.

Coloma's avatar

@ragingloli Either spelling is correct, I use the american version.

False, but I have a tweaked neck. lol

TJBM does not want to work today

snowberry's avatar

I’m not scheduled to work today, so it doesn’t matter. LOL

TJBM is reading 6 books at once. How can you keep them all straight?

rojo's avatar

Not six, only four. Only one is a novel, the others are one on the battle of the Little Big Horn from the perspective of the Native Americans, one called “Taking Sides Clashing Views in United States History – Vol. 1” (at this point about Boss Tweed) and one called “The Reindeer People” so it is not that hard to keep them separate.
TJBM has already begun their weekend even though there is still half a workday left

Coloma's avatar

No! I have so much to do today I am rattled beyond words. lol

TJBM is trying to formulate a daily plan

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. I have a to-do list and days filled with appointments, travel & meetings..so the days are “planned” for me already. (Kind of like the paychecks are already spent..)

TJBM is expecting extreme cold weather.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not as extreme as in the Northeast US. We’re expecting a bounce back down to seasonal.

Coloma's avatar

^^^^ and…..? lol

TJBM is forgetful

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Huh!? What? OH!

TJBM has trouble multitasking…

Coloma's avatar

Not usually, I’m female and have a very fast brain. lol
TJBM is proud of themselves for something. Yay! I have walked 7 out of the last 9 days now!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes, this

TJBM has big plans for the new year.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Sure, I hope to survive it.
TJBM has no idea how important the trucking industry is to north america.

ragingloli's avatar

True, but I do know how important the trucking industry is to the prostitute-murdering industry.
TJBM’s brother is his father.

cookieman's avatar

False. I am an only child and my father is dead.

TJBM has performance anxiety.

ragingloli's avatar

Of course not, I am perfect.
TJBM knows that dark meat is superior to white meat.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Eating the bloody flesh of another animal is ultimately cannibalistic.

TJBM has more than one face.

Coloma's avatar

Nope, just one, I am not two faced. lol

TJBM likes to play Scrabble

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Love it!

TJBM knows what’s for dinner.

Coloma's avatar

True, Shake-n-bake chicken breasts, red beans and rice and squash.

TJBM wants to have dinner at my house

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Just waiting your invitation!

TJBM will play Scrabble after dessert.

ragingloli's avatar

I do not play scrabble, nor do I have dessert.
TJBM wants to become a genetic engineer solely to make a catgirl.

Coloma's avatar

True, but to make a mega goose.

TJBM is a walking trivia book

cookieman's avatar

I am about certain subjects (Marvel Comics), but I do not have a PHd in Comic Book history, so you should take everything I say with a grain of salt.

TJBM will soon end relations with anyone lacking a PHd and pursue new ones by trolling the alumnai listings of Harvard, Stamford, MIT, Yale, and the like.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not very likely.

TJBM has witnessed intellectual snobbery.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

OMG hasn’t everyone?
TJBM once went streaking.

cookieman's avatar

No, but I have gone steaking.
Mmmmm… filet mignon

TJBM has an excellent memory.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM would like this song.

ragingloli's avatar

Nope. Not enough punk.
TJBM has a furious hatred towards country music.

Coloma's avatar

I wouldn’t call it a furious hatred, but yes, I do not like country music.

TJBM is eating cookies

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I’m eating FRIED SPIDERS! just kidding :p)
TJBM knows when the first cookies were made.

ragingloli's avatar

Over 100 years ago.
TJBM has eaten dinosaur meat.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yard bird for dinner, CHICKEN !

TJBM has the next day’s meals planned.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I have my meals planned, because I’m attending a wedding tomorrow.
TJBM tend to skip breakfast when they think it’s necessary.

Coloma's avatar

I’m a 4 cups of coffee type, I never eat until about lunch time. I really should eat breakfast.

TJBM is a coffee addict between about 6:30 – 9 – 9:30 a.m.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Pretty true for me. I love coffee :)
TJBM once wanted to become a game designer so that they could bring their cool game ideas to life. I used to, and still do

ibstubro's avatar

False. The only game I was ever really interested in and addicted to was Donkey Kong. Original arcade version.

TJBM thinks May-December romances are (generally) folly.

Coloma's avatar

Nothing but. lol

TJBM likes to watch the tree house builder guy show on TV.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False, I don’t know any show like that.
TJBM know what show @Coloma is talking about.

Coloma's avatar

I think it is called “Tree house master”...then again…haha

TJBM will tell us the correct title

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Treehouse Masters is on “Animal Planet” available for cable or satellite.

TJBM knows that not all jellies are North America based.

Coloma's avatar

True. @Tropical_Willie Right! I am going to watch it here soon. lol

TJBM would love to design a tree house.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yeah!
TJBM is cooking now.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope. Watching Labyrinth with my daughter. She chose the movie, but I’m the one who’s been muttering the secret words words. The goblins should be picking her up any minute. Ha!
TJBM Likes to see David Bowie in tights.

dxs's avatar

No. I’ll ask him to ch-ch-ch-ch-change into some pants! boo…
The Jelly below me can fly.

snowberry's avatar

On big airplanes.

TJBM has freckles.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

They were easy to see when I was a kid, but they’ve faded over the years.
TJBM Has tried to chase a rainbow for the pot of gold.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have chased birds through the woods with my binoculars. lol

TJBM likes birds

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Sort of true, really like watching birds of prey such as eagles, hawks, owls, that sort of bird the rest not so much.
TJBM sleeps in the nude.

rojo's avatar

Only when the weather is warm or I have big huge down comforters to sleep under.
TJBM has been struggling with this latest cold front.

Coloma's avatar

False, The Sierras are in a drought, 4 years now of below average rain and snow pack. It was 66 degrees yesterday, clear, sunny and very dry. We need rain and snow desperately!

TJBM is a practical joker

dxs's avatar

Nope, I’m the jack of diamonds.
The Jelly below me is freezing.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Cold, not freezing. I’m indoors, watching the furry little woodland friends in my backyard, freezing. Poor squirrels can’t figure how to stand on hind legs without getting snow up the whazoo.
TJBM got an unexpected tingle when they read, “snow up the whazoo.”

Dutchess_III's avatar

I would love snow up the whazoo!

TJBM is ready for football season to be over!

cookieman's avatar

I hadn’t realized it started — but sure.

TJBM enjoys a good peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

dxs's avatar

Never tried it! Call me un-American but I actually don’t have an obsession with bacon.
The Jelly below me likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not for about 20 years.

TJBM has had, is having, or will have a good day.

Coloma's avatar

I did, thank you.

TJBM is still eating Hersheys Kisses from Xmas

ragingloli's avatar

I have no idea what those are.
TJBM has prepared himself for Ragnarök.

cookieman's avatar

No, but I have Thor, Lady Sif, and Baldar on speed dial.

TJBM believes in ghosts.

Coloma's avatar

@ragingloli They are iconic American chocolates.

No. Highly doubtful.

TJBM has a siamese cat sitting right next to them

snowberry's avatar

No.

TJBM has been labeled “obtuse” here on fluther.

dxs's avatar

Yes I have.
The Jelly below me is glowing! Absolutely glowing!

ragingloli's avatar

No. I have not been exposed to sufficient amounts of radiation.
TJBM has thought about buying an iPhone, for the sole purpose of smashing it to bits with a an hammer.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Definately not. I put my personal resources to the best possible uses.
TJBM is dieing for some PANCAKES! and whipped cream.

snowberry's avatar

Sure. Meet me at the Pancake House in 30 minutes, K?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

*snowberry must still be at the Pancake House.

TJBM has a car that is newer then 2006.

ibstubro's avatar

Barely. 07 Camry.

TJBM is nearly frozen, due to the cold front.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Nope. Nice ‘n’ warm in front of the fire.

TJBM is up early this morning.

snowberry's avatar

True. 4:30 AM

TJBM knows that prospective airport personnel are tested for low intelligence and given classes on how to be rude to people. Especially the TSA

geeky_mama's avatar

OH yes. ..I have so many stories of rude, power-trippin’ crazy airport employees and TSA folk.

TJBM is having an adventure today.

Coloma's avatar

Maybe, but right now I am sitll having coffee after sleeping in to a decadent 9:15 a.m.!

TJBM likes to take drives in beautiful places

cookieman's avatar

Yes.

TJBM likes to go to dives and questionable places.

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes, I’m brave and adventurious and can hold my own with anyone. lol

TJBM is loitering this morning well..it is noon now, time to get movin’.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

This afternoon…
TJBM is doing family stuff later today.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

TJBM is dyslexic?
Kinda. Us two girls are in the middle of an Eddie Murphy marathon. Right now we’re into the Shreks. Tomorrow will be probably the Dr. Doolittles.
TJBM is thinking about riding a sled.

ragingloli's avatar

Ohh, kinky. But no. They are all ugly.
TJBM thought that the scene in which a teen orders milk in a saloon was from Back to the Future 3, but then found out that it was from that shit movie “sidekicks”.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I don’t watch shit movies.
TJBM thinks I’m sexy, aaaaand they want my body.

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM wants to be like the borg.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

NOPE
TJBM is fun, whimsical!

Coloma's avatar

True, and a little high right now too. so I can be extra whimsical. lol

TJBM is fussy and difficult

Mimishu1995's avatar

Fussy, yes. But difficult, no.
By the way I’m having a difficult time right now dealing with some relationship problem and maybe this TJBM game will help me relax and forget the matter for a while
TJBM want to share a funny story.

snowberry's avatar

The word of the day is Saleratus!

In Great Britain it’s called Bicarbonate of Soda. In the states they call it Bakin’ Soda! But what you don’t know is before all that, they called it Saleratus. So the next time you open your pantry and wonder what is that familiar box of white powder, hurry and write Saleratus across the front of the box, so as to remove all doubt!

TJBM has eaten an earthworm.

ragingloli's avatar

No, but I have eaten a spider.
TJBM wants to be devoured by a slime monster while being pumped full of aphrodisiacs.

Coloma's avatar

No thanks, I;ll take the cyanide pill.

TJBM tried anew restaurant tonight and loved it.

Mimishu1995's avatar

½ true. I did try a new restaurant and love it. But it was a week ago.
TJBM hates schools!

dxs's avatar

I LOVE schools! Drawing them is especially fun.
The Jelly below me wants to escape.

Coloma's avatar

True, but will have to settle for Calgon. lol

TJBM takes bubble baths

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

My daughter is a bath nut. I should be getting my pink bubble soap in fifty gallon drums!
TJBM has tried to count the stars, and can tell us what number they got up to before quitting.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Let’s see…1, 2, 3…I’ll have to get back to you on that….4, 5, 6…

TJBM likes to use large numbers.

ragingloli's avatar

It is over nine thousand!
TJBM wants to know what the scouter says about his power level.

Coloma's avatar

I have no idea what that means, so false.

TJBM knows what a scouter is?

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, but I know what a scooter is.

TJBM knows someone who thought her/his given name was so bad that they changed it to something like “Scooter”.

Coloma's avatar

Haha,,,no, but…. my goose went through a trans gander change and “Marilyn” became ” Marwyn.” lol

TJBM has been exercising more

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

TJAM HAD some leftover New Year Champagne.
TJBM knows how to keep the bubbles in champagne overnight after it was opened.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No need. Once it’s popped it just don’t stop!

TJBM rarely has anything left of holiday goodies.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Snowed in the past two days and trying to finish all those homemade holiday sweets off.

TJBM has seen a real live wild rat in their house before.

Coloma's avatar

Not IN my house, but yes, actually I kept a a baby roof rat years ago. He tamed down pretty well but was fast as lightening if he escaped his tank.

TJBM likes little rodents

ibstubro's avatar

False. Hamsters, when I a kid were cool, but they don’t have those little rat tales.

I’ve had real live rats in a house that I owned, more than once. EEEEK!.

TJBM has had a bug as a ‘pet’.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, but when I was young there was a kind of bugs (or beetles?) sold at small toy stores and they were very popular among children at my age. I wanted to have one too but my parents were all against it. So… oh well :(
Wonder if those things are still sold now…

TJBM is shocked that the number of answer for this question is now 366, the same number as the number of days of a leap year.

dxs's avatar

Woo! 367 up in here! Let’s get to 400!
The Jelly below me is 367 years old.

Coloma's avatar

True. I’m an old soul in a middle aged body that is manifesting some wear and tear these days. lol

TJBM has been very active most of their lives

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True, and retirement has not slowed me down.

TJBM is fluthering before coffee.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False. I’ve had coffee.
TJBM want to share an inspiring story.

Coloma's avatar

I’m only a half cup in on my coffee over here, so, no. I will not be inspired for at least another 2 cups. lol

TJBM has cats that bounce off their heads at night

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Nope. No cats.

TJBM can identify this quote:

Savor the fruit of life, my young friends.It has a sweet taste when it is fresh from the vine. But don’t live too long; the taste turns bitter after a time.

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

Despite over 20 years of formal university study, I cannot identify that quote from my own knowledge. In an episode of Star Trek Deep Space Nine in a conversation between Worf and Kor (both of Klingon origin) Kor says, “Savor the fruit of life, my young friends.It has a sweet taste when it is fresh from the vine. But don’t live too long; the taste turns bitter after a time.”

TJBM considers my answer to have involved some measure of dishonesty as I did not indicate the source of the information I used to obtain the answer. Shame on me for plagiarizing! But of course they would be wrong because my source can be found in the highlighted link in this sentence.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Good one, @Dr_Lawrence ! Not dishonest at all. I just happened to be watching an that episode. It was made, not during a conversation between Worf and Kor, but an impromptu speech made by Kor to the much younger crew members on the command deck.

TJBM savors the fruit of life.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do. Always have.

TJBM hates it when people use “smart-sounding” catch phrases and “big words” when they have no idea what they really mean!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Mostly makes me giggle.
TJBM Makes me giggle.

ragingloli's avatar

I doubt that very much.
TJBM is a pretty pretty princess.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Why, are you looking for one?
TJBM eats beans the night before they have to spend time with someone unpleasant.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

No, but now that isn’t a bad idea.
TJBM has no idea ,when truckers say I have to put on the jewlery means.

ragingloli's avatar

cockrings, probably.
TJBM knows at which point to apply retrograde Δv to minimise the velocity relative to the target after a Hohmann transfer maneuver.

Coloma's avatar

False, sounds complicated.

TJBM wears adult diapers

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No problems in that area…yet.

TJBM is older than they look/feel/seem.

ibstubro's avatar

I think I’ve about level out at 50 – look and feel.

TJBM has eaten snails.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Escargot YUM ! I use to have a set of shells for cooking them.

TJBM has had Coquilles Saint-Jacques, scallops, mushrooms and cheese.

Coloma's avatar

False, but sounds delicious!

TJBM LOVES shrimp

ibstubro's avatar

TRUE! Yum. I particularly like the fact that 20 (per pound) and under (bigger!) are more and more affordable.

TJBM knows precisely it there is lint in their belly button without looking first.

Coloma's avatar

True, no lint. My belly button gets a shower twice a day.

TJBM is tired today

poofandmook's avatar

Hell yes.

TJBM wants to be left alone today.

Coloma's avatar

Oh yes…but alas, I have to work. Bah!

TJBM works with an annoying person

poofandmook's avatar

oh good gravy, I don’t have the words to describe how annoying.

TJBM has cracked skin from cold

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, I consistently use lip balm.

TJBM has lifted themselves out of poverty (or knows someone who has).

Coloma's avatar

Well…I’m going for the 2nd lift this year. lol The older you get the harder it is to reinvent your situation, we shall see.

TJBM had an accident today that made them very mad! I spilled a bottle of water in my car all over some important paperwork. Bah!

ibstubro's avatar

False. But I shopped 3 major department stores in the nearest town without anyone ever acknowledging my presence if that makes you feel any better. Ah, well, I didn’t really have to have that $1500 fridge. The one I’m using is bare my ½ my age!

TJBM has walked out on a store and left their (unpaid) purchases in a conspicuous place before.

Coloma's avatar

Only if I a need to use a bathroom, I have never just left stuff without buying it.

TJBM is having chili for dinner?

poofandmook's avatar

Considering it. I have 3 mason jars of chili left in the freezer, and I’m thinking of making nachos with it later.

TJBM is wearing something that has yellow in it.

ibstubro's avatar

True, but that’s a safe bet with me. I have on a yellow T under a dirty-yellow and blue sweat shirt.

TJBM hasn’t seen the back bottom corners of their freezer in years.

Coloma's avatar

Ewww…haha True, my freezer is very clean.

TJBM has a body in their freezer

Coloma's avatar

^^^ OH…I read “BLACK bottom corners”.. lol

Mimishu1995's avatar

True. A big, well-preserved chicken!
TJBM has just committed a murder.

dxs's avatar

Not if nobody finds out about it.
The Jelly below me is tired from a long day.

dxs's avatar

^^Woo! 400th response!

Coloma's avatar

Yes, and it’s not over yet. haha

TJBM will band together and ask for this thread to be refreshed

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE, somebody restart this thread!
There won’t be a jelly below ME becauuuuuse there will be a new thread started. :)

Coloma's avatar

Tapping fingers

dxs's avatar

The Jelly below me is rebellious!

Coloma's avatar

Why is part 52 closed?

ibstubro's avatar

So much for the 500-answers-per-question mark.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Who says this one is closed?
TJBM is really sick of winter.

ibstubro's avatar

Yes, yes, yes! If it would just get above freezing!

TJBM has heard the expression “I’d rather eat catepillers off a hot sidewalk!” before.

JimTurner's avatar

How did you guess? Only a few knew that!

TJBM slipped on the ice yesterday and got up laughing.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I left half of a chef salad behind a tree on a nature trail for the wild things. lol

TJBM loves walking on nature trails

JimTurner's avatar

@Coloma HA!

Yes I do but last time I got a small pebble in my shoe and limped all the way home.

TJBM was the Scrabble Champion of Crab Apple Cove Maryland for 3 straight years.

Coloma's avatar

^^^ LOL..no, but..I just played Scrabble a few days ago and got a 60 something point word. ” Azure” with the “Z” on a double letter score and the word on a triple word score. Score for me!

TJBM thinks poor @JimTurner should have seen a farrier for that stone in his shoe.

JimTurner's avatar

Correct. It felt like a large rock but when I took it out of my shoe it was nothing but a tiny stone.

TJBM After listening to Chopin and Vivaldi spent the rest of their evening singing The Beatles Yellow Submarine.

Coloma's avatar

False, I went for a 3 mile walk in the late afternoon and then came home, enjoyed a little herbal essence and made chili. I did sing the “brushies” song to my cat. lol

TJBM has a horse named “Cookie”

ibstubro's avatar

False. Never had a horse. We did have a dog named Useless. Irish Setter, perhaps.

TMBJ believes is willfully gullible / trusting.

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes but I have gotten better over the years. I am just not a naturally suspicious type and like to believe most people are good though.

TJBM is nosey and suspicious

JimTurner's avatar

False. I very rarely ask about anyones personal business and give them the benefit of the doubt that they are truthful.

TJBM wonders why the metric system never caught on in the U.S.A.

Coloma's avatar

Never really gave it much thought, I am still trying to master hectares vs. acres. lol

TJBM is HUNGRY who would like to make me or take me to breakfast? lol

JimTurner's avatar

Hungry always but I can’t take anyone to breakfast, my wife would raise the roof but here is a cyber-ham and cheese omelet coming your way with a small glass of orange juice and cream cheese bagel on the side.

TJBM once guessed that there were 15,000 jelly beans in a jar and won 14,997 jelly beans and a jar.

Coloma's avatar

False but I won a white rat named “Igor” in a 3rd grade tap dancing competition. lol

TJBM is heading out now ta ta gang!

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong. I just came back.
TJBM can tell me what it means when a cat puts its head inside your shoe for a minute.

JimTurner's avatar

False I’ve seen cats do it but I never knew why.

TJBM wanted to give a homeless man a dollar and mistakenly gave him a twenty instead. When they realized their blunder they just let it go and said enjoy.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, but twice I’ve dealt with someone so drunk they tipped me $100.!
TJBM has been stranded all alone in the freezing cold.

JimTurner's avatar

@Jonesn4burgers HA!! Wow that’s a first!!

Yes I’ve been stranded in the cold this year waiting for a train and bus because of a malfunction.

TJBM growing up had a one eyed cat who had three legs named Lucky.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, only one of her legs was named Lucky. The other legs were named Harold, Boot, and Skip. She walked funny.
TJBM will get that story in a minute.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Why did the 4 legged cat walk funny? Because of the one eye??

TJBM has held a live monkey.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

I touched a live monkey once does that count?
TJBM is a closet nudist.

Coloma's avatar

Well..I was forever at my old 5 acre property but now, sadly, I must stay clothed within city limits. lol

TJBM is avoiding someone that is annoying them

dxs's avatar

Every day here on Fluther.
The Jelly below me thinks kindness and respect are indispensable values.

Coloma's avatar

True, along with a measure of who the F cares! lol

TJBM has a green object in the room

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I always have a green object within reach. I am a devout Dewaholic.
@ibstubro, Leg Lucky was so named because rabbit feet are supposed to be lucky, and she had a kind of bunny hop walk. Same goes for the other hind leg named Skip. Boot was so named because it was white on the foot. Harold was so named because I ran out of names but not legs. No blind eye, but maybe a little brain damaged.
TJBM was actually believing this stuff.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I would have to understand to believe, not being a devout Podophilist.

TJBM has been in a jam but strained through it.

Coloma's avatar

Many times, yeah toast!

TJBM uses honey in their coffee

ragingloli's avatar

No, I mix my coffee with tea.
TJBM loves to drink raw eggs.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Honey yes, coffee no.
TJBM is watching cartoons.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I used to do that, in my Navy days.
NOW TJBM is watching cartoons.

ragingloli's avatar

If tentacle rape counts.
TJBM does not even lift.

Coloma's avatar

Lift what? I can lift as long as it is nothing too heavy.

TJBM laughs like a Hyena

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

More like hiccups. I CAN do it though, if it would make you happy.:)
TJBM will tell us their favorite Jelly Belly flavor.

ragingloli's avatar

Fried Chicken.
TJBM almost died from food poisoning.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Didn’t die but had to have antibiotics IM in the butt for four days, salmonella from under cooked eggs.

TJBM has a favorite T-shirt.

poofandmook's avatar

Too many.

TJBM is picking up a new-to-them car today!

ibstubro's avatar

I wish. Or even a beater truck.

TJBM eats waffles at least once a week.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

There has been a dry spell, but yes, we’re starting it back up. We love ‘em with cherry pie filling dumped on ‘em. In season we go out back and pick black raspberries to put on them. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
TJBM has eaten fresh gooseberries.

ibstubro's avatar

There’s nothing better than waffles baked with fresh black raspberries in them! The smell alone will make you swoon.

True, I used to pick green gooseberries by the bucket. They’re not great eating green, and kinda bland when they ripen, but man those green ones make great pie! There is (seriously) one piece of homemade gooseberry pie on my counter, now.

TJBM has sat in the sun and eaten raspberries (red and black), blueberries, strawberries and (like me)/or blackberries right off the bush.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

All that except the blueberries. When I was a kid, I would climb the cherry tree to snack, climb the pear tree to snack, apricots, apples. We had a huge strawberry patch. I would sit in the middle of it and make a total hog of myself. I just loved soil which gushes forth food. All I have on hand now is the black raspberries, but I can still hang out amongst the thorns and gorge myself!
TJBM can’t eat strawberries unless they’re dipped in chocolate.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Dipped in chocolate is good, crushed & covered in rum than poured over ice cream is divine.

TJBM has more than one container of ice cream in their freezer.
I don’t

ibstubro's avatar

False. It’s been zero° here for a while, so ice cream consumption has been at a low. Dame shame, too. It was on sale $2½ gallon this week!

TJBM knows constellations beyond the ‘dippers’.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I know OF them, but couldn’t point them out to you.

TJBM likes duvets.

ragingloli's avatar

No.
TJBM likes bidets.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

TJBM likes budgies.

ragingloli's avatar

No.
TJBM loves wedgies.

JimTurner's avatar

No way Jose.

TJBM recently took a trip to Africa and saw Zebra’s and Gazelle’s doing obscene acts to each other.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No because Zebras and Gazelles are two separate species so they wouldn’t do anything atall to each other, obscene or otherwise.

TJBM has been to Africa.

JimTurner's avatar

No but “I shot an elephant in my pajamas once.” “How it got in my pajamas I’ll never know.”

TJBM believes that the accordion and Jew’s harp are underrated instruments.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, I don’t think they’re under rated.

TJBM has to make lists so he or she doesn’t forget what to get at the store.

JimTurner's avatar

Most definitely that is me. True.

TJBM put on the wrong set of socks one morning and told their friends they were making a fashion statement.

VS's avatar

Yes, I wear mismatched socks all the time.
TJBM has never been to Spain, but they hear it’s kinda warm there.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’ve never been to Spain. But I’ve been to Oklahoma.

TJBM loves 70’s music.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sure I do. Wait, which 70’s music? No, wait wait…..
TJBM has dimples on their butt.

geeky_mama's avatar

Quit peeking in my windows!

TJBM has dimples on their (facial) cheeks.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Much as I tried, they never held.

TJBM makes up words regularly.

Bluefreedom's avatar

False. But I do sometimes incorporate big words into everday conversations because I have a well developed vocabulary and I’m an articulate speaker by nature.

TJBM reads at least one book a month and does or used to do crossword puzzles.

ibstubro's avatar

Damn. I’m a fairly slow reader and I’m proud to report that I’ve been averaging 4–5 books a week lately. If a month went by without me reading a book…call the coroner. Crosswords I used to do. Sounds fun in the car…

TJBM likes testing themselves with games.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes. I play 100 games a day!
TJBM play doctor-simulation video games when they’re angry and imagine the patient is someone they’re mad at so that they can kill them as many time as they want!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No.
TJBM wants a cracker.

ragingloli's avatar

No, I like them tanned.
TJBM has perverted dreams often.

Bluefreedom's avatar

False. I really don’t have them…....ever. Boring. A couple of perverted dreams per month would be acceptable wouldn’t it?? =)

TJBM has never been hypnotized but would like to experience it some day.

ragingloli's avatar

True. I try it all the time, but it never works.
TJBM gets infuriated by ignoramuses.

JimTurner's avatar

False. I can learn from anybody even when the lesson is what not to do.

TJBM dated a ventriloquist but was treated like a dummy.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No. I don’t go out with men who talk to their hand.
TJBM has a re occuring case of the giggles today.

JimTurner's avatar

You are correct. I try to laugh everyday if I can.

TJBM once went to a Halloween Party dressed as The National Debt but was too big to fit in the door.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

The costume was a balloon suit, and I had problems with inflation!

TJBM likes puns.

JimTurner's avatar

@Yetanotheruser HA!! good one.

Yes. How did you guess?

TJBM believes that every place is in walking distance if you have the time.

ibstubro's avatar

I once believed that, then I bought a car.

TJBM hates to waste anything.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Hit that one on the head @ibstubro! Hopefully soon we’ll have a barn built on our 5 acres so I’ll have a place to stash all the empty coffee cans and jars! I even hate wasting trash bags….

TJBM hordes stuff.

JimTurner's avatar

Unfortunately no. I am very wasteful if I had my druthers I would throw out the old bathwater before I got in the tub.

TJBM starts each day with three cups of coffee, four sugars and a dab of cream.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. ½ cup of coffee, black.

TJBM is very aware of the number of calories each bit of food they eat or drink contains.

ibstubro's avatar

False. If I ate any less, I’d stop eating altogether, yet I gain weight.

TJBM has a secret word.

JimTurner's avatar

True but I can’t say what it is.

TJBM fell ten times on their bicycle before they learned how to ride.

ragingloli's avatar

Maybe. I do not remember.
TJBM’s job is not rocket science.

poofandmook's avatar

True. Though considering how poorly my supervisor does it in my absence you’d think it was…

TJBM has a hankerin’ for something and just isn’t sure what.

VS's avatar

True, but I think I have narrowed the hankering down to ummm…dinner!!
TJBM is planning to do their dissertation on The Intrinsic Value of Flutherites to Humanity.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Uh….yeah, that’s it!

TJBM is preparing leftovers for dinner tonight.

ibstubro's avatar

Yup. Soon the fridge will be free again.

TJBM thinks Minute Rice is an abomination.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I want Minute Rice!
TJBM is thinking of a looooooong (literally) statement beginning with “TJBM”

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Well, since I do tend to go on, I suppose this is my spot.
TJBM has visited or lived someplace considered by the average North American to be exotic, and can describe things most exciting which they saw and/or experienceed including plants, animals, and natural formations, which, I hope includes either a volcano, or ancient, submerged lava tubes.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes. I’ve been to a place that has over-sized plants, super-small elephant-like animals, people who are able to both cut down a forest in a night then plant them back just that fast, a volcano whose lava is so cool that everyone can even swim in it, and a cave which has a lot of cool-looking machines which proves that prehistoric people were smarter than scientists used to think, and of course every American love this place.
Unfortunately that place has been destroyed by my alarm clock (damn you alarm clock).
TJBM understand what I’m talking about.

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong, I have never been on drugs.
TJBM believes the Earth is 6000 years old.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I believe the earth was formed after I was born.
TJBM want to gain weight.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No. I have more than enough weight and wait in my life to leave plenty of both in my will.
TJBM wants to leave their body to science, but they were urged to leave it to science fiction.

geeky_mama's avatar

Neither…but the way I’ve been losing body parts steadily over the years makes me wonder if there will be anything left to donate when I kick the bucket.

TJBM keeps a tidy work-space.

JimTurner's avatar

Yes. I have learned to clean as I go along and try never to leave an untidy desk at the end of the day.

TJBM doesn’t mind fried bologna and cheese sandwiches.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

WHAT?!?!?!?!?! I mind being left out Make my cheese baby swiss, hurry!
TJBM can’t face a certain person they work with, without having to hold back laughter.

ragingloli's avatar

I do not laugh.
TJBM is repulsed by the idea of “spray on “cheese” ”.

JimTurner's avatar

Barf! Uggg Barf! Just the thought of “spray on “cheese”. Gag me with a spoon!!!

TJBM prefers Coke over Pepsi.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I prefer Dew over colas, Pepper comes in a distant second.
TJBM has the distinction of being #500!

JimTurner's avatar

I used to do the Dew especially when I had long hours.

Hurray I’m #500!!!

TJBM once rode a Greyhound Bus just to see a different part of America.

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong, I have never been in the colonies.
TJBM would volunteer for a one way mission to Mars.

poofandmook's avatar

False. My anxiety would be through the roof on a different planet, I think.

TJBM kinda wants to hit someone in the face for being a complete and total jerk.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I’ve never wanted to hit someone in the face.

TJBM is washing 67 million loads of laundry for someone else.

poofandmook's avatar

False, my limit is a mere 62 million.

TJBM could probably think of a much better TJBM me statement.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I could, but “think“is the operative word. All I can do is wash.

TJBM is waiting for Judge Judy to come on TV.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, her honor has come and gone.

TJBM is cooking pork chops for dinner.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Leftover pork chops was on the menu, tonight.

TJBM had a library card and uses it frequently.

ibstubro's avatar

NOW I’m ready to give it up.

Let there be only one Jelly below me!

ibstubro's avatar

Ba-bye, now.

“See you in the funny papers!”

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong, I have never seen a library from the inside.
TJBM used a glory hole in a public toilet.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False, I never used public toilet.
TJBM get sick of all those TJBM clones!

JimTurner's avatar

ibstubro is the original TJBM

TJBM remembers laughing so loud they sprayed milk all over the table.

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong, it was not milk.
TJBM faps to MLP.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False
TJBM is a nymphomaniac.

VS's avatar

In a galaxy far, far away, once upon a time, that would have been true.
To remain on point here, TJBM is not unfamiliar with the term nymphomaniac.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not unfamiliar, spent many hours of my youth fantasizing about @VS (or someone similar), in that galaxy far, far away, once upon a time…

TJBM had or has a vivid fantasy life.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Absolutely. I chase the white rabbit in the morning, attending Queen Victoria’s tea party in the afternoon and solve crime with Phillip Marlowe in the evening.

TJBM want a new TJBM game right now!

ibstubro's avatar

Not. There is already a jelly 52. This thread just will not perish, and, finally, I like that.

TJBM wants a noogie.

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