Can you give a whimsical disclaimer for yourself when you meet new people?

Has long fuse but massive temper (do not attempt to piss off).
Requires plenty of sleep and water.
Is very good at bear hugs.
Feed cookies regularly.

Requires adult supervision to play.

I may show up unannounced and hang around for an undisclosed amount of time.

Do not put fingers in cage.

Keep warm. Do not expose to temperatures below 50F

I don’t know what ‘whimsical’ means.
what does it mean?

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia, failing that, a toe nail clipping will do just fine.

I am from the future and trust me, we have none together.

@trailsillustrated :-)
“World English Dictionary
whimsical (ˈwɪmzɪk ə l)
— adj
1. spontaneously fanciful or playful
2. given to whims; capricious
3. quaint, unusual, or fantastic”

Left handed right brained blonde, come drive with me, I promise you’ll only be a little scared.

Will not call you tomorrow.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

You don’t need a new one. If it’s broken, I can fix it.

May cause discoloration of urine and feces.

You’re already boring me.

Chronic smart-ass with occasional flashes of brilliance

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