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TJBM, The Jelly Below Me, #53?

Asked by ibstubro (12464 points ) February 4th, 2014

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
“The Jelly below me drinks coffee all darned day.”

The response might be:
“False! Coffee makes me fart.”
or,
“True! My coffee bill is higher than my phone bill.”

Then they might state:
“The Jelly below me has blond hair.”

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 500 responses. Hopefully almost all the Jellies will join in.

Enjoy!

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473 Answers

ibstubro's avatar

TJBM has been to New England.

cookieman's avatar

True. I live in New England.

TJBM has been to old England.

talljasperman's avatar

TJBM loves cookies.

snowberry's avatar

Pssst! @talljasperman You forgot to answer!

AshLeigh's avatar

I love cookies, and I’ve never been to New England.
TJBM lives in the south.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Uh way false try the great white north of CANADA.
TJBM has never been to the west coast of Canada

ibstubro's avatar

I intended to explore Canada but I had car trouble between Niagara Falls and Detroit and drove to the Midwest instead. I’d love to live in Canada! (In July!)

TJBM admits to know what ear wax tastes like.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False, and our west coast Canadian winters are usually much milder than your northern east coast US winters.
TJBM likes chocolate a little to much.

snowberry's avatar

Yes. I just found a new kind that’s really yummy!

TJBM loves to learn about volcanoes.

Coloma's avatar

I do, I have some documentaries on disc about Pompei and other volcanos.

TJBM knows that that the volcano in Yellowstone Natl Park could wipe out the sun for 40 years with it’s ash cloud and lay waste to North America.

AshLeigh's avatar

Hahaha.
TJBM believes in ghosts.

Brian1946's avatar

I believe in Some_Ghosts. ;-)

TJBM has a general idea of what I’m wearing around my neck in my avatar.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Ummmm, you’re the king of a tiny European country, and one is your family crest, the other was presented to you by your wife’s family when you were married?
TJBM bites their toenails.

Symbeline's avatar

Bo.

TJBM belongs in a mental institute.

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably.
TJBM doesn’t drink enough water.

Symbeline's avatar

Aye. I’m thirsty.

TJBM believes it is their right the rule the world.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Right? It’s my duty.
TJBM has never gotten first prize for anything. (Cereal boxes don’t count.)

Symbeline's avatar

Truth, but I have nothing to prove, anyways.

TJBM wants to tell us about their fourth grade teacher.

ucme's avatar

Not particularly, but she did have outstanding tits.
TJBM sometimes gently rubs the side of their nose with their index finger while talking.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not that I can remember.
TJBM skis.

Symbeline's avatar

No. I do love Winter so much though, and I like walks out when it’s shit cold.

TJBM raises a horn to their ancestors.

ragingloli's avatar

No, I am not sexually attracted to my ancestors.
TJBM phantasises about swapping genders and then whoring himself out.

JLeslie's avatar

Nope. I’ve never had that fantasy.

TJBM has snow on the ground where they live.

ucme's avatar

Not one single solitary fucking snowflake has fallen all winter long.
TJBM has nipples

cookieman's avatar

Why yes. Yes I do.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

TJBM has no school or work today due to the snow.

OpryLeigh's avatar

False. The weather is horrific here but no snow.

TJBM will be staying in a hotel this weekend.

Coloma's avatar

False, no hotels/trips for me right now.

TJBM has a colorful house

Cruiser's avatar

Very true @Coloma lots of color indeed!

TJBM is allergic to chocolate cake.

ibstubro's avatar

False. No known allergies.

TJBM has seen a Paul Newman movie this year.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I loved the old fart gang in Las Vegas, M. Douglas, Morgan Freeman, Deniro and….

TJBM likes going to the movies

GloPro's avatar

True. Every time I Redbox it costs me more than just going to the movies. I’ll go today just to prove myself.
TJBM has farted when they thought they were alone, only to find out they weren’t.

ibstubro's avatar

TRUE. Butt (pun intended), once you hit 50, who gives a rat’s rump? It’s worse when you cut one that turns out to be silent, but deadly and just hangs on you like a dirty sock.

TJBM talks to inanimate objects like thy are people.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True but only if vehicles count.
TJBM has no real idea what ,having to put on the jewellery means in trucker talk.

Coloma's avatar

I do not.

TJBM does not like wearing rings.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I do like wearing rings, but I can’t wear them because they pinch when I use the wheelchair. I do have a pinkie ring I like to wear a lot.
TJBM has been very good at washing their clothes in a bathtub.

Coloma's avatar

Um, no. I do some hand washing but in a sink not a tub. lol

TJBM will share a secret about themselves

KNOWITALL's avatar

I’m 41 and still just want my daddy. :(

TJBM has a wig in the closet.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, a clown wig and mask for Halloween.

TJBM wishes the East Coast rain and snow would move to the West Coast of the USA.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yes. I’ve long thought that if pipelines can be constructed to carry oil, they could also be used to distribute water. They would only need a pump system which could change where it sends from and to.
TJBM has a secret video camera.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I do not own a video camera, secret or private. I was recently in an antique mall that had knot holes in the wall of the bathroom that creeped me out, though.

TJBM has watched a naughty video on-line that was taken secretly.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

SSHHH don’t let Mrs Squeeky know.
TJBM is going to go to bed early tonight.

geeky_mama's avatar

Absolutely – at least that’s the plan.

TJBM is away from home.

AshLeigh's avatar

Kind of. I live here, but you know, home is where the heart is.
TJBM needs to get rid of some of their junk.

Symbeline's avatar

I sure do. Too much crap everywhere.

TJBM studies pirate history.

ibstubro's avatar

False. It’s never occurred to me that there is such a thing as ‘pirate history’.

TJBM misses rubber cement.

Mimishu1995's avatar

That’s the TJBM I am talking about @ibstubro!
False. Rubber cement is my enemy.
TJBM want to share a shocking story.

Coloma's avatar

Like the time I saw a disemboweled man talking?

TJBM has been a cliff diver

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants some ABC food.

AshLeigh's avatar

Already been chewed? No thanks.
TJBM is itchy.

Coloma's avatar

Actually yes, my knee itches right now. lol

TJBM likes pistachio nuts

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Not really but love Almonds and walnuts does that count?
TJBM Would like the chance to drive a semi at least once.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, but I sure would like to get back at a helm. six long blasts and I’m outta here!
TJBM has something in their body they weren’t born with.

Coloma's avatar

True. I have a donor ureter tube in my kidney, thanks anonymous person from morgue #2 and a pin in my left shoulder that is fashioned from a piece of my collar bone.

TJBM has fallen off a horse and been injured.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

She was a small horse, but I was a small girl. she took off at a run without warning when we hit open pasture, and stepped on my leg when I hit the ground. My daddy was there and carried me all the way back to the house. She herard me scream, and came back. she felt very guilty. No-ne had to lead her back, she tried to nuzzle me the whole walk, but I was feeling bitter and kept pushing her away.
TJBM feels that spanking isn’t one bit sexually arousing.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not going to talk to you about my personal affairs.
TJBM will talk to TJAM about their personal affairs.

Mimishu1995's avatar

OK, I have an imaginary boyfriend. The best thing about him is that I can always have sex with him.
TJBM is always horny.

Brian1946's avatar

More like once every other day.

TJBM knows how to pronounce the surname Nguyen.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sure! When? Now? When. My favorite Nguyen is Scotty.
TJBM can explain to me why some people come to this thread just to call, “NOT IT!”

Brian1946's avatar

Since there’s no explicit use of that phrase besides yours in this thread, I’d need to see an example of your observation before I could attempt an explanation.

TJBM can give me an example of a post exhibiting an attitude that implies “NOT IT!”?

Mimishu1995's avatar

I’m not sure what “NOT IT” really means either but maybe this will fit?
TJBM will see if my example is correct and give the straightforward definition of “NOT IT”.

Symbeline's avatar

no, too lazy, going to bed.

TJBM didn’t look up pirate history, did they? Huh, huh? lol night yall

TJBM gonna have a good night, ya?

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, because it’s not night here.
TJBM is still awake.

Brian1946's avatar

Yes, and I’m sure nobody could truthfully answer “False” to that supposition.

TJBM has been to a Tet parade.

Mimishu1995's avatar

How the hell do you know that?
TJBM don’t celebrate New Year Eve.

Brian1946's avatar

Pho gives me prescience? ;-) Actually, I went to a Tet Parade last Saturday and I think you live in Vietnam.

I did celebrate NYE but I could have done without the fireworks.

TJBM believes in Pho for Life?

Symbeline's avatar

dun lmow wut dat is, pardner

TJBM knows how to wield weapons from Japan’s Edo era.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I know how to watch experts wield them!

TJBM is up wa-a-ay too early.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Yeah but I had to go to work,but the spare big truck wont start someone put the wrong fuel in it.
TJBM wishes they were born $rich$

ucme's avatar

Not a chance, I earned all my ££££££ & that’s the way it should be.
TJBM has an internet connection

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Let me check, I’ll get back to you. My modem is 300 baud Hayes.

TJBM remembers and used ARPANET in the early 1970’s. I did at College.

Coloma's avatar

False, never heard of ARPANET what is it?

TJBM is in a gloomy mood today.

cookieman's avatar

No, but I am tired and trying to stay motivated.

TJBM would love a pet sea otter.

snowberry's avatar

Somehow I doubt that would go well.

TJBM loves their mom and /or dad.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

One is dead. The other is psycho-bitch. I’m fine occupying a corner of the universe with neither of them. I do love otters though.
TJBM has a strange fascination for invertibrates

ibstubro's avatar

False. I dislike spineless beings. Give me an opinion, any opinion. ;)

TJBM enjoys a new turn of phrase.

snowberry's avatar

Absolutely.

tjbm likes to type teeny tiny!

ibstubro's avatar

Teeny tiny, big and bold, it’s all good.

TJBM lurves too much.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@Coloma ARPANET was the Internet before the InterWeb.

KNOWITALL's avatar

I DON“T lurve too much, I’m a minimalist.

TJBM is sick and tired of being cold.

ibstubro's avatar

Yes, yes, and YES! It was -6° last night. That’s inhuman. I vote that Jay Nixon pass a law that it can’t fall below 0° in the state of Misery. I’ll move back.

TJBM thinks the government should control everything.

cookieman's avatar

Nope. Does anybody, really? “Everything”

TJBM wishes politics were less divisive and more about actually serving the will of the people.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Very TRUE,all politics .
TJBM is really sick of winter right now.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not so much winter per se, but this year’s extreme cold, yes.

TJBM will be following a favorite athlete or team in the Winter Olympics.

ucme's avatar

Nah, i’ll be watching just to see those spectacular crashes, that’s right, I like to take the piste.
TJBM kinda thinks slalom skiers are more or less twerking on a mountain.

Coloma's avatar

Poor stray animals in you easterners zone, breaks my heart to think of cold, starving creatures.

ibstubro's avatar

Easterners my butt. I’m in the middle of the Midwest and it’s forecast -8° F tonight.

Coloma's avatar

^^^ Well if you think I am going to pluck my geese and make you a parka, think again, those Goodwill gloves are warm I hope. lol

Yetanotheruser's avatar

@ibstubro better watch out for @Coloma and her plucking geese!

ibstubro's avatar

Trust me, @Yetanotheruser, @Coloma‘s plucking geese are well watched.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’m gonna flag a mod you guys! You’re not playing right!!

TJBM hasn’t been playing right.

ibstubro's avatar

Plucking geese, @Yetanotheruser! @Dutchess_III will flag a mod!

True. We’ve been murmuring in left field.

What’s on second…I dunno? THIRD BASE!

TJBM is in the right field.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Always.

TJBM wanted to tell one of the TJAM that a goose was featured in my 1:02 fb video. :)

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is waiting for baseball season.

ibstubro's avatar

nope
TJBM is waiting for the spring season.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Nope, it’s already spring. Beside, I prefer summer.
TJBM is waiting for the summer.

Brian1946's avatar

I’m not waiting for it, but I’m sure it’ll come here even if I’m south of the equator when it arrives.

TJBM knows who started the first TJBM thread.

Coloma's avatar

Um…not sure…so false. ( JanB maybe)

TJBM is wearing a clown nose

ibstubro's avatar

What kind if sick perv do you take be for?

TJBM know who Red Skelton is, and has mentioned him in conversation this year.

ibstubro's avatar

This was a chore!

Coloma's avatar

True, I do, but no conversations about him.

TJBM has big ears, like donkey size, dumbo size, jumbo ears.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Only the fake ones that I wear with my clown nose and my red skeleton costume!

TJBM is familiar with Clem Kadiddlehopper.

ibstubro's avatar

Sure I do: Freddie the Freeloader’s alter ego.

TJBM feels like a re-run now and then.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Last night I felt like a rerun of my days gone by. Saw a picture taken of me over two decades ago. Man, I was hot!
TJBM is glad for the pineapple express, so now @Coloma can wear her galoshes!

SQUEEKY2's avatar

OMG most of the time
TJBM thinks Canadians are super neat .

Coloma's avatar

I don’t know any Canadians but I think Orcas are super neat and Canadians have Orcas in their waters so yes. lol

TJBM loves Orcas and thinks that theme parks like Seaworld should not keep and exploit these highly intelligent and social animals.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I agree. Even humans, when held captive for no apparent reason, rebel and sometimes hurt their captors.

TJBM thinks that some animals might have more intelligence than we humans give them credit for.

Coloma's avatar

Undoubtedly, infact all of them IMO. No animal other than man has ruined this planet like we have.

TJBM thinks humans should become extinct and let the animals have the planet.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Hmmmmmmmmm, no.
TJBM is happy for TJAM because the pineapple express is on its way!

Coloma's avatar

True, I am happy for me, but..I am not happy I have to be out driving around all afternoon, I wish I could stay in and be cozy but alas, must do shit. lol

TJBM has shit to do.

geeky_mama's avatar

Always.

TJBM is succinct.

ragingloli's avatar

No.

TJBM smells.

Dutchess_III's avatar

True. How did you know?

TJBM is helplessly watching things unfold.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…aren’t we all? lol

TJBM must go out in a raging storm soon goodbye, if I do not return it’s been fun

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, but I have to brave freezing freezing cold every day. You finally get your rain @Coloma?

TJMB go what they asked for and now they’re gonna bitch about it!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yeah! The temperature is up into the 40’s (F) now. I have to go and do some outside stuff!

TJBM is glad to be able to go outside,

Dutchess_III's avatar

Only for a minute at a time. It’s about 10 degrees here.

TJBM gets tired of all the bitchiness sometimes.

Coloma's avatar

I haven’t experienced any bitchiness here in quite awhile if that’s what you mean.

TJBM is really leaving now, really, really…

Brian1946's avatar

I’m just arriving.

TJBM will post the current temperature and location of where they live.

ragingloli's avatar

5 Kelvin, in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
TJBM is not in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

AshLeigh's avatar

I’ll never tell.
TJBM is a murdered.

Coloma's avatar

A murdered? No, very much alive in the moment, unless my ghost is drinking this Corona. lol

TJBM gets daily videos of fun things from friends.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I find them myself. What I myself find is always the best.
TJBM find out a question/answer of them got modded today and is confused about what was wrong.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope.
TJBM will do the happy dance now.

Coloma's avatar

A happy rain dance yes, it is pouring right now on us poor parched Californians. Yay!

TJBM heard that McGruff the crime dog actor was sentenced to 16 years in prison for growing a 1000 marijuana plants and having weapons and a grenade launcher. hahaha
The irony is hilarious.

ragingloli's avatar

No, never heard of the guy.
TJBM is going to name his favourite movie, that was well received by critics, but that utterly failed financially.

Coloma's avatar

Uh, can’t think of one that meets your criteria in the moment.

TJBM likes 2 scoops of raisins in their raisin bran

Dutchess_III's avatar

That’s just gross, @Coloma! No!

TJBM likes two scoops of worms in their Cheerios.

Coloma's avatar

False, but the geese would. lol

TJBM is s-l-o-w-l-y getting their poo together this morning.

Dutchess_III's avatar

V e r y s l o w l y.

One of these days TJBM is going to get something to eat.

Coloma's avatar

Just had raisin bran. lol

TJBM has seen “The Ice Man” movie.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No I have not. But I am currently living it.

TJBM first saw Eddie Murphy on SNL in the 70’s. “Butt Wheat!!!”

Coloma's avatar

True, the good ol’ days.

TJBM has dishpan hands

Dutchess_III's avatar

I haven’t heard that term in so long! No, not really.

TJBM can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan…..

ragingloli's avatar

I do not eat bacon.
TJBM loves delicious cake.

Coloma's avatar

I do, I’m a sweet kinda gal.

TJBM eats things they find on the floor.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Eeewwwwwww! no
TJBM wants to be watering the lawn in shorts and one of those big, shady straw hats.

ragingloli's avatar

Hell no.
TJBM has tried to make one of Gordon Ramsay’s recipes.

Coloma's avatar

Who’s Gordon Ramsay? Maybe the Gortons fisherman? lol

TJBM hates the buzzer on the dryer

ragingloli's avatar

I do not have a dryer.
TJBM was too slow.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

^^^^TJBY waited for TJAM to be done, because I can’t hear her dryer from here.
TJBM can hear @Coloma‘s dryer no matter where they are.LOL

ragingloli's avatar

No, but I can hear her whining.
TJBM is a philistine.

Coloma's avatar

False, are you?

TJBM has a strange affection for @ragingloli even if he/she mostly drive them nuts. lol

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

True, but never tell!
TJBM has a Philistine with a buzzer.

Coloma's avatar

False, I have a Maytag with a freaking fog horn.

TJBM wishes upon stars

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not yet, but if the stars are Johnny Depp, or Bruno Mars, I’ll wish upon them, under them, between them.
TJBM just noticed some crap they gotta clean outta their toenails…..........eck!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, I’ve had shoes on for hours.

TJBM is likes Girl Scout Cookies.

No joking about eating brownies!

ragingloli's avatar

No, they are poisoned.
TJBM has not mastered the art of basic grammar.

Coloma's avatar

False, I am quite grammatically fluent, not perfect, but more than passable.
TJBM is planning on getting all their little duckies in a row today so they can have a couch potato stormy Sunday.

ragingloli's avatar

I do not keep ducks as pets. I keep them as food.
TJBM is going to be reincarnated as a tree.

Coloma's avatar

Fine with me, preferably a Redwood then I can tower over everyone and live for 3,000 years.

TJBM wants to reincarnate as a mud puppy.

ibstubro's avatar

Sure. If I get to reincarnate, I’m good with mud puppy.

TJBM is raging about something.

AshLeigh's avatar

All the time.
TJBM is drinking a very bitter smoothie.

ibstubro's avatar

False. That would make it a roughie.

TJBM has cold feet.

Coloma's avatar

No, they are toasty warm in my fuzzy boots.

TJBM must go forth into the storm for supplies.

AshLeigh's avatar

Hah. We’re prepared.
TJBM is always prepared.

Brian1946's avatar

True dat- I’m so prepared that when I heard there were sharks in the water, I wore a suit of armor to go swimming!

TJBM has never used the terms “Squaresville”, “boss”, or “outtasight”.

Coloma's avatar

Right on man,,,,

TJBM is a tree hugging, mushroom gathering, pine cone eating outdoorsy type.

ragingloli's avatar

No. Remain indoors, and do not mention The Event.
TJBM caused The Event.

reijinni's avatar

what event?
TJBM eats a bowl of Super Colon Blow cereal every morning.

Coloma's avatar

WTF! lol

Um, no.

TJBM is bold

ibstubro's avatar

I am. Can be. I tend to be the opposing ‘force to be reckoned’ with. I do value “bold “over “timid”.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I’m little.
TJBM is TJBM.

Brian1946's avatar

Yes, I’m TJUY.

TJBM thinks that all of the planets (not just Uranus) should be given names indicating possession of a body part.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Okay! I could live on Myass, see Mightittees through a telescope, and hope to someday make a successful landing on Hizhar Drod.
TJBM would like to see Mightittees through a telescope.

AshLeigh's avatar

If you insist….
TJBM often thinks about shaving off all of their hair.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, because I’m not going to prison.
TJBM is very busy.

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s midnight… My schedule is clear.
TJBM is going to prison.

Brian1946's avatar

I’m only going there so that I can have a free cell phone.

TJBM has seen the Northern Lights.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yeah… wait, what light?
TJBM is not TJAM

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM has seen a blue police box fly by.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Wouldn’t admit it if I did.

TJBM has a “smart” phone that tries to correct “TJBM” as “THEM”.

ragingloli's avatar

No.
TJBM has prayed to Satan.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, but sometimes you answer the questions I post. Does that count?
TJBM thinks I’m pretty funny.

ibstubro's avatar

You have an excess of hair follicles to be pretty in my book, but I’ll give you funny.

TJBM has one eyebrow.

ragingloli's avatar

True. Even better, I have another one, too!
TJBM is going to hell.

ibstubro's avatar

True…start weaving a handbasket for 2.

TJBM is a crafter.

Coloma's avatar

Mmm..I am more of a designer. I’ll draw it, envision it, and let some else craft it from my design. I inherited my dads Architect brain and am uncannily accurate at visual measuring and being able to design something in my minds eye that usually results in a near perfect execution.

TJBM is imaginative.

AshLeigh's avatar

Occasionally.
TJBM needs to replace a lightbulb.

ragingloli's avatar

I use candles.
TJBM has a hole in the knee of his swimsuit.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I always swim naked.

TJBM has a big huge bruise on their leg.

ragingloli's avatar

Not a bruise. A large patch of regenerated skin from a burn with boiling water.
TJBM favourite character is Candlejack from the cartoon fre

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False favourite cartoon is animaniacs
TJBM like to think we all think he/she is crazy, but in reality leads a pretty simple if not boring life.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM wants to see a rom-com with zombies.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes please.
TJBM has two moms.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Yup,my real one and my step mom.
TJBM has a dirty secret fantasy.

Coloma's avatar

Not anymore, I’m in men-O-pause. I’d rather just sit and watch the rain. lol
TJBM likes sitting outside when it rains.

ibstubro's avatar

Rain and cold beer was my favorite pastime when I lived in a second floor apartment with a huge screened porch.

TJBM like to reminisce.

AshLeigh's avatar

Sometimes.
TJBM is cuddling their pet.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope. My pets are sleeping outside in the trees. when they wake up I will toss some food out for them, and one will stare up at the window and wonder how to get in here where it’s warm. I would let the little cutie in, if I didn’t know what a frightened squirrel can do indoors.
TJBM would let the little furball in.

ibstubro's avatar

Only if someone else dressed it first. They’re not called tree rats for nothin.

TJBM enjoys eating wild game.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

I really do,but the wife doesn’t.
TJBM like playing chess.
.

ucme's avatar

Yes I do, play with my son regularly.
TJBM will have their birthday in the first six months of the year.

Coloma's avatar

False, just had my B-Day on Dec. 26. :-)

TJBM is in a funk today.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not sure yet. I just woke up.
TJBM does not like high winds.

Coloma's avatar

False, I love big winds as long as no trees fall on my house.

TJBM is having the Monday morning blues….bah!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not the blues as much as the blahs!
Probably need more coffee. That’s it! More coffee!

TJBM is fluthering in procrastination.

Coloma's avatar

No doubt about it, but must get going now…pffft! lol

TJBM wants two tickets to paradise. I’ll settle for one, one way. haha

Yetanotheruser's avatar

@Coloma Pack your bags, we’ll leave tonight!

TJBM’s favorite song keeps changing.

ibstubro's avatar

Constantly. King of the Road entertains me regularly.

TJBM is capable of playing 2 songs and carrying on a thought thread in their head at the same time.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is tripping on LDS right now.

Coloma's avatar

False, not since about 1978. lol
@Yetanotheruser Lets go…meet you at SFO! haha

TJBM has wet hair and cold feet.

AshLeigh's avatar

My feet are warm, and my hair will be wet after breakfast.
TJBM doesn’t skip breakfast.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Only when I’m in a hurry to get to the airport!

TJBM has at one point wasted half a day dreaming.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I believe I have spent more than half a day dreaming, on innumerable occasions.

TJBM has a cash stash.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I do? Where is it?

TJBM knows if there is a difference between “creationism” and “literalism”.

Coloma's avatar

I do not, but I don’t buy into creationism, I think everything is random evolution. I could just as easily been born a Horse as a human, my DNA is just arranged a little differently that’s all. haha

TJBM prefers eastern philosophy over western religion.

ibstubro's avatar

True. More positive. But it’s most likely all bunk.

TJBM is adept at spotting pure bunk.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Not all the time,but yeah sure most times can pick right up on it.
TJBM has 4 working computers in their home right now.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I have 2 (wish 3) right now.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

OOPPSIE @ibstubro tag your IT !

Mimishu1995's avatar

TJBM forgot that this is TJBM game.

ucme's avatar

No
TJBM likes Fluther, otherwise why the fuck are you here?

AshLeigh's avatar

I enjoy it.
TJBM likes to say fuck.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, but I like to say “shit” and “hell”.
TJBM is an antifan of swearing.

ucme's avatar

No, I just like to fuck
TJBM has a favourite colour & will now share that information with us.

AshLeigh's avatar

Silver.
TJBM is curious about @ucme‘s avatar…

ucme's avatar

Yeah, it’s got me thinking
TJBM thinks Alaska is cool

Mimishu1995's avatar

Maybe…
TJBM is sleeping.

ucme's avatar

Of course not, don’t be silly
TJBM owns at least five pairs of shoes.

ragingloli's avatar

I have 2.
TJBM has eaten a dog.

Mimishu1995's avatar

True! A dog’s meat and a good bottle of wine… what a perfect combination.
Just kidding. I haven’t eaten a dog, but some people in my country do.
TJBM have a unique fashion style.

Brian1946's avatar

That I does- I sold Lady GagGag my meat suit so she could wear it for her last release!

TJBM has never been married.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False. This is my husband.
TJBM is jealous of me for having such a cool husband!

Brian1946's avatar

So true! He was a lot of banan appeal!

TJBM has been married to members of various food groups?

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to speak Dutch.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I prefer Japanese.
TJBM is interested in learning a foreign language in general.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I have studied several (Latin, Greek, Spanish) and know a few words in others. I think it would be a challenge to learn one that is not in the romance, grecian or balto-slavic subfamily.

TJBM is multi-lingual

ragingloli's avatar

Only 2, because I am too lazy to learn another one.
TJBM speaks Klingon.

Coloma's avatar

False, Star Trek is stupid, Klingons are stupid, I didn’t like that show in the 60’s and cannot fathom all the Trekkies obsession with stupid. lol

TJBM thinks Star Trek is stupid.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Star Trek was a great show, despite William Shatner’s contribution. Live long and prosper.

TJBM has cold hands and a warm heart.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Hands, depends on the weather. Heart, depends on the person with whom I’m interacting.

TJBM is grateful for better weather.

snowberry's avatar

I love the snow and cold. Even more so when I’m warm and toasty.

TJBM is grateful for a toasty warm bed.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I love my bed.

TJBM is listening to a baby scream and has no idea what is wrong with her.

Coloma's avatar

False, just the mass shrieking of Scrub Jays claiming breeding territories. haha

TJBM had a ham sandwich for lunch.

ragingloli's avatar

No, I had Goulash.
TJBM never ate real food, because he lives in the colonies.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

False. I do live in “the colonies” if you’re referring to the US and I have eaten both meat and veggies which I have had a hand in producing, so I know the source and the supply chain. Sadly, that cannot be said of all consumers, either here or across either pond.

TJBM is aware of where their food comes from.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Sure ,from the friendly neighbourhood chemical company,nothing as good as those down home processed foods,and they have an extra long shelf life as well ,it’s all win,win.
TJBM takes life with a grain of salt.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I take life with a jar of sugar.
TJBM is drinking coffee.

ragingloli's avatar

No, I am Bear Grylls.
TJBM knows the reference.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No.
TJBM knows what TJAM is talking about.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False I never have a clue what that one is going on about.
TJBM has a habit of over complicating things.

ibstubro's avatar

Sometimes. But usually I’m the one standing there saying, “But, the Emperor has no clothes on! Yo, buddy, you wanna put a sock on that thing???”

TJBM remembers almost all the fables they were told as a child.

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t…
TJBM has seen Oblivion.

ucme's avatar

I watched the first half an hour, it deserved maybe 15/20mins, load of shite.
TJBM has no plans to visit the cinema anytime soon

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. There’s no good film on :(
TJBM is they kick ass!

Brian1946's avatar

No, but I’ve been kicked by an ass.

TJBM has been south of the equator.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO TELL!
TJBM has seen Soylent Green (sp?), and is convinced that’s what breakfast cereals are made of, actually.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I has never seen any Soylent Green, and I don’t care what breakfast cereals are made of, as long as they are tasty.
TJBM is planning to go away somewhere * dirty smile :D *

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I spend most of my time away somewhere. Oh, if only my body could join my wandering mind!
TJBM has had an encounter which involved a length of rope, chocolate syrup, clothespins, and a toothbrush. Please give the details!

Mimishu1995's avatar

Last night I found out that my newly bought chocolate syrup was sour. Then mom asked me where her clothespins were. I said I didn’t know but she didn’t believe me. Disappointed about life, I decided to commit suicide using a length of rope. Just as I was looking for the rope I found my brother’s toothbrush under the bed. My brother who stood behind me right after that thought I was the one who stole it and we had a big fight. My father came in and confessed to my brother that he was the one who hided it because he wanted my brother to grow out of such a childish toothbrush. My brother got angry and fought with my father. I stood there and laughed so hard that I forgot that I had to commit suicide.

TJBM thinks this story is a masterpiece!

Brian1946's avatar

I think your story deserves the Ho Chi Minh People’s Prize for Litterchair!

TJBM still has their tonsils.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True,not bad for someone damn near 50.
TJBM has been called a prude once or twice in their life.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Brian1946 How the hell do you know so much about Vietnam?
Never. Maybe not now.
TJBM thinks @Brian1946 is actually a Vietnamese.

Coloma's avatar

False, maybe a veteran.

TJBM has a giant coffee mug with orange flowers on it.

Mimishu1995's avatar

½ true. I do have orange flowers, but on a giant coffee cup.
TJBM is bored and want to do something not safe for work.

Brian1946's avatar

@Mimishu1995 Our media reported a steady stream of information about Vietnam during the Vietnam war, from about 1965 to 1975.

I have too much on my plate to get bored. Speaking of plates, I’m hungry and I’m retired, so even if eating is NSFW, I’m going to eat anyway.

TJBM knows someone whose last name is Nguyen.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Brian1946 That’s news to me… But did the media really report some trivial things like Ho Chi Minh People’s Prize or how to pronoun the surname Nguyen?
Yeah, a lot. How about Mr. Nguyen Ha Dong (the author of Flappy Bird)?
TJBM think this is what a hitman does (abduct people then hit them).

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Nah, I know whadda hitman duz. My brudda in Chi-ca-ga wuz a hitman!

TJBM has been to Chi-ca-ga.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Only at the air port on a layover.
TJBM would love to visit the west coast of Canada.

ibstubro's avatar

True. During the summer. I’ve not even been to the north-west US coast yet.

TJBM is a little slow this morn.

Brian1946's avatar

@Mimishu1995 Although the US media reported about Ho Chi Minh during the war, they never said anything about the People’s Litterchair Prize- I made that up. ;-p I learned how to pronounce Nguyen from my doctor: it’s her surname.

Coloma's avatar

True. My allergies make waking up take about 2 hours. haha

TJBM is not a morning person.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I love the sunrise! I love it most of all if it comes at the end of my day.

TJBM is really a night person in disguise.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes, she really is! But then she hates herself for sleeping until 10:00 the next morning.

TJBM feels like having gotten up and gotten some breakfast is enough productivity for one day.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes. I jacked up my back, so I’m trying not to move around too much today.
TJBM has a bad back.

Dutchess_III's avatar

M….not really. I do need to be in better shape and that would help.

TJBM is babysitting a slightly special needs kid who’s acting a lot more helpless than he really is.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, but I’m not unfamiliar with the behavior. And not only from kids…LOL

TJBM knows what’s for dinner

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Baked potato and fish. No avocado, since my daughter ate the last one and didn’t say anything. Maybe some corn, jury is still out on that one.
(Coloma, I think I heard your dryer go off a little bit ago.)
TJBM is a pretty fair bellydancer.

ragingloli's avatar

God no.
TJBM was once so tired that she wanted to die.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not wanted to, more like thought I would just cease to live because breathing took more effort than I thought I could manage.
TJBM can levitate.

ibstubro's avatar

I can escalatorate and even elevatorate. Break out the Monopoly game, and I’ll leap some buildings for you.

TJBM curses like a #@*!$ cartoon character.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Brian1946 Woa, for a moment I thought Ho Chi Minh People Award was the accurate translation of that award.
Actually, there is an award bearing Ho Chi Minh’s name in Vietnam. It’s for anyone with considerable contribution to almost any aspects of the country.
And I already know Litterchair is your invention :)

TJBM can’t think of any statement with “TJBM”

ibstubro's avatar

TJBM curses like a #@*!$ cartoon character.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Nope, cartoon characters don’t use “shit” and “goddamned” often.
TJBM know what #@*!$ really stands for…

Brian1946's avatar

Yes: it stands for poundatasteriskexclamationpointdollars.

TJBM has swum in the South China Sea.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No. Is it special? Perhaps I should add it to my bucket list?
(Mimishu1995, $#%#$# is just a random cluster of nonsense,commonly understood to be foul language, used in case it should be viewed by gentle minds, such as children.)
TJBM let’s their partner sleep on the wet spot.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t really have that dilemma these days, I like being single. I guess that means I sleep in my own wet spot. lolol

TJBM wears polka dot underwear.

AshLeigh's avatar

I do not own any polka dot undies.
TJBM does not wear underwear.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

You peeked! So that’s why you’re upside down, to look up my skirt!
TJBM is afraid they will have to go to a hospital sometime when they have on raggedy undies.

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong. I am worried they would find out that I am from spaaaaaaaaaaaace.
TJBM remembers when /b/ was good.

Mimishu1995's avatar

What /b/? Brain? Yeah, I befriend with a zombie and he let me taste a brain once. It was super good!
TJBM want to eat LITERALLY EVERYTHING!

Brian1946's avatar

I am hungry, but I’m not really the Langolier that the lies of some bigots claim that I am.

TJBM is fluent in more than one language.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Foreign languages are Greek to me.

TJBM has a lot of brass.

Coloma's avatar

I have brass knuckles if you piss me off. haha

TJBM hates forced birthday celebrations for people they don’t really care about, like co-workers.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do. I don’t like big wild birthday parties period.

TJBM is really REALLY angry at their state right now.

ragingloli's avatar

I am REALLY ANGRY!
While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to CONQUER GALAXIES!
TJBM was not trained to conquer galaxies.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Hell no,I do all my battles just trying to stay alive on the freaking highway.
TJBM like a bowl of Cherios as a midnight snack.

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes, last night was M&M peanuts. haha

TJBM hates their job.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, ever since I retired, I love spending my kids’ inheritance!

TJBM has had the second cup this morning.

ibstubro's avatar

No coffee for me. Makes my heart palpitate.

TJBM is a biscuit eater.

ragingloli's avatar

I am a Totalbiscuit eater.
TJBM has no idea who that is.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I have an idea. You’re talking about John Bain!

TJBM knows something no one else knows.

Coloma's avatar

I do. haha

TJBM is hungry NOW!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, just finished a burrito from last night!

TJBM has the television on just for background noise.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Nope. Got the twins here for back ground noise. :D

TJBM is happy now.

ibstubro's avatar

Relatively. It’s a tropical heat wave today…supposed to break 40°!

TJBM eats at ________ just for the ________!

ragingloli's avatar

mcdonalds, diarrhea
TJBM wants to assassinate the presiserp of unitinu, barab obabo

Coloma's avatar

False, I wouldn’t want the job and think he is doing his best.

TJBM would never want to be in politics.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

VERY,VERY TRUE!
TJBM Has never heard of five pin bowling.

Coloma's avatar

True, I have not. I am a failure with balls of all kinds, but could decorate your house like a Beverley Hills mansion. Decorate your own bowling ally. lol

TJBM is going to big birthday party today.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Doh. I subbuzd uh go tuh parent teacher compens, but I gobba bad cobe. I dot go anybare tudday.
DJBB habz a cobe doo.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No cold here, just chilly and breezy outside.
Sorry you’re not feeling well^^^.

TJBM has a friend at local Police Department.

ragingloli's avatar

I am not friends with criminals.
TJBM is a communist.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Hey! @Coloma, YOUR DRYER IS DONE, DEAR!
Nope. No communists here. Just miserable girls and hungry squirrels.
TJBM has decided it might be fun to give belly dancing a try. :P

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

@Tropical_Willie, Thanks for the sentiment. Glad I can do this without spreading my cold to any of you.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I only ever knew one belly dancer, and she was neither pretty nor young. Her favorite drinks were Slippery Nipple [sly grin] and Sex on the Beach [titter]. Worse yet, she considered herself a sexy rebel.

Short story for @Jonesn4burgers

TJBM tells great bedtime stories.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Of course! The audience is always my stuff bear.
TJBM have a stuff animal friend.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Lots. Really cool ones.
TJBM has an inflatable friend.

reijinni's avatar

no way
TJBM wants to see @ragingloli and @Coloma locked together in the same room.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I think @ragingloli IS @Coloma, just for the frick of playing with dual personalities and fooling us all.
TJBM has said “Happy birthday ” to Colin, the little guy on FB with no friends.

ibstubro's avatar

Why has little Colin no friends?

TJBM Opens minds.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

@ibstubro, forgive my spelling on this. I thought most of Fluther already knew, especially you. You always seem to have human interest current events way ahead of me. Colin will be 11 on March 9. He has Asberger’s. The kids at school are so mean about not associating with him, he eats his lunches in the school office. :( He told his mom not to bother planning a birthday party, because nobody likes him. I can’t see my screen, I’m crying. I wish I could set a link, I don’t know how. They are beyond 1½ million messages, worldwide. He has a beautiful smile, a very loving mom. I said so in my birthday message. His mom is planning to surprise him on his birthday with the responses.
So, does this qualify as opening minds?
TJBM is going to cry when they find the FB site for Colin too. It’s a given.

Coloma's avatar

What? Who’s Colon? I don’t do FB anymore.

TJBM loves frosted mini-wheats cereal.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

(I just jumped over to FB. Note there from mom that his diagnisis was not given by her, and that someone else posted Asberger’s. You can type in Happy Birthdy Colin on the FB search and it comes up)

ibstubro's avatar

I don’t FB either, but I think the outpouring of support is great!

True, I like to eat frosted mini wheats dry as a sweet alternative to Triscuits.

TJBM is a snackaholic.

Coloma's avatar

Comes and goes, mostly comes. I have a sweet tooth and have to have a little sugar every night after dinner.

TJBM is tired this morning.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Very tired.

TJBM got something for Valentine’s Day.

Coloma's avatar

I did, a giant bag of candy hearts and some orange tulips.

TJBM loves Tulips.

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure.
TJBM has ink.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, but I’m thinking about it.

TJBM thinks unionization of the Volkswagen plant in Tennessee would be a good thing.

Brian1946's avatar

I certainly do, especially because Volkswagen ”...has tacitly endorsed…” the UAW’s efforts.

TJBM can name a jelly or two who lives in Asia.

ragingloli's avatar

Nope.
TJBM knows that bacon is disgusting.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do know it, but not on jalapeno poppers!

TJBM knows that the whole world is disgusting and should be eliminated.

geeky_mama's avatar

Um.. no..I think there is more good than disgusting in the world.

TJBM is an optimist.

ibstubro's avatar

Generally, yes. I’m always looking for good, and for solutions when there’s bad.

TJBM has a pretty smile.

ragingloli's avatar

More like a shiteating grin.
TJBM has trolled a pig cop once or more.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Used to be one of my best features. I looked like Farrah Fawcett.

TJBM is satisfied with the way the look.

Coloma's avatar

No, I am trying to drop some extra pounds. Have lost 4 only 14 to go okay, maybe 20ish. lol

TJBM is drinking water

AshLeigh's avatar

That is correct! Ten points!
TJBM wants ten points too.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes! May I have my points, please?

TJBM is fluthering instead of “valentining”.

snowberry's avatar

I just gave my daughter a valentine. 30 minutes before midnight, so it counts!

ibstubro's avatar

TJBM stay up too late Valentining last night.

Coloma's avatar

Nah..I’m not attached to most holiday hoopla.

TJBM makes a mean Lasagne.

ibstubro's avatar

You do not want to get me on the topic of lasagne, since you’re on a diet. Suffice it to say that whipping cream thickened with Romano cheese, real crap meat, shrimp, scallops portabella mushrooms and pasta baked to bubbly brown deliciousness can not be beat. Impossible to re-heat, as the butter separated and the rest of the ingredients floated in it. Thank gourd for crusty bread. :D

TJBM can be amusingly evil.

Coloma's avatar

True, check mate! lol

TJBM has a secret room in their house.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

The only secret room is the one in my head.

TJBM keeps secrets from the SO

Coloma's avatar

No SO, but no, I am an open book, secrets destroy intimacy, hence why I divorced my ex.

TJBM is an open book.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Shit yeah,I keep nothing from Mrs Squeeky.
TJBM would like to run over a coworker if they could get away with it.

Brian1946's avatar

True- all cow orkers deserve to die!

TJBM lives in a celebrity-free zone, or at least uses a celebrity-repellant when they go out.

Coloma's avatar

Ork a cow go to prison.

Haha…I do, although I ran into Bruce Willis once some years ago at my local country store/feed place while he was looking at ranch properties in my area.

TJBM is going to have a lazy Saturday and Sunday.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

NOT because I wanted one,my lead trailer broke down and wont be ready till monday.
TJBM like VODKA over whiskey.

ibstubro's avatar

False, that sounds disgusting. Maybe a shot of whiskey in an ice cold beer.

TJBM thinks Fluther is fluttering a bit slow today/lately.

Coloma's avatar

Hey you guys, they ALL sound disgusting! Gimme some champagne with raspberries please.l

Perhaps, but hey, I’m popping in now and then, what more do you want? lol

TJBM wants more.

Brian1946's avatar

I want less, because the less Fluthertivity there is, the less I procrastinate.

TJBM can think of another meaning for TJBM besides The Jelly Below Me.

ibstubro's avatar

Titanic Jets of Black Mucus
The John’s Blonde Member
Texas Jack’s Black Moccasin
Titanium Jocks Block Mutilation
Turtle Jellies Bizarre Mutations
Nah, not really.

TJBM admits to picking their nose.

ragingloli's avatar

What is a nose?
TJBM sometimes scratches their cloaca.

Coloma's avatar

Of course don’t you?

TJBM knows what animal species “Cloaca & Vent” are applied to?

ibstubro's avatar

Nah, as a near southern American, I disavow knowledge of any bird’s private parts.

TJBM loves jelly beans.

Coloma's avatar

Mmm…no. Unless they are coconut flavored.

TJBM likes garlic stuffed olives.

Brian1946's avatar

I’ve never had them, but I think I’d like them.

TJBM can name someone of the same sex whom they love.

Coloma's avatar

My daughter Emily. :-)

TJBM has a daughter.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I’m a daughter.
TJBM want to troll :)

AshLeigh's avatar

Occasionally.
TJBM is having a wonderful day, and will tell us about it.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t know yet, still having my 1st cup of coffee and trying to become conscious. lol

TJBM has only been awake for about 30 minutes.

reijinni's avatar

nope, up for a while.
TJBM is staying in today.

Coloma's avatar

Possibly, depends on the weather. If it gets cloudier and rains yes, if it is sunny I’m going out.

TJBM just had a sneezing fit.

ragingloli's avatar

Nope. I only sneeze in other people’s faces, and I am alone right now.
TJBM intentionally stabs random people with HIV infested syringes.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Uh NO, ^^ and you still worry me!^^
TJBM wants french toast for breakfast.

reijinni's avatar

too late for me
TJBM thinks that @ragingloli needs serious help.

Coloma's avatar

True….in a league of their own fer sure.

TJBM is still fluthering in their jammies at 10:03. lol

ragingloli's avatar

Wrong, it is 19:05, and I am fully dressed.
TJBM does not even begin to grasp the full depth of my abyss.

Coloma's avatar

True….40,000 leagues under the asylum.

TJBM needs to commit themselves.

ragingloli's avatar

I need to commit myself to look for you, to find you and to…
I will let that be a surprise.
TJBM will be found.

Coloma's avatar

Hahaha….come on over, the doors open, find me if you can. lol

TJBM has a headache.

Brian1946's avatar

Yes, but she’s not here now. ;-)

TJBM wouldn’t go to the Olympics in Sochi, Russia (about 900 air miles from Chernobyl), unless they were paid mucho money.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, I wouldn’t just because I don’t think I’d be interested in seeing Russia.

TJBM is listening to the deafening sound of a quiet house, and missing one year old giggles and messes.

AshLeigh's avatar

… No. But the house is silent. Which I enjoy.
TJBM enjoys their alone time.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

I do like being alone, guess that’s why I’m a truck driver.
TJBM wants a good stiff drink.

Coloma's avatar

False. I had a few beers last night.

TJBM is having a few beers now.

ragingloli's avatar

no
TJBM is an alcoholic

Coloma's avatar

False. I am a pretty lite drinker.

TJBM has french bread.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Excuse me I’bb had a few martunis—-
I don’t think I had a French Broad but maybe a Swiss Miss.

TJBM like hot cocoa.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
TJBM is hungry.

AshLeigh's avatar

All the time.
TJBM eats a lot.

Mimishu1995's avatar

They don’t call me “The pig” for nothing.
TJBM has a bad nickname.

AshLeigh's avatar

Some people call me Lurley, or Pendy…
TJBM doesn’t have any nicknames at all. :(

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Oh yeah,Squeeky is my real life nickname.
TJBM is hoping to get lucky tonight.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’m a lucky morning kinda person.

TJBM is a pin ball lizard.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False, I’m a pin ball cheese.
TJBM is infected by lurve-me virus.

Brian1946's avatar

False, I became immune when I got married.

TJBM has visited another country.

ragingloli's avatar

Several. It has been over 70 years ago, though, and we travelled in a group.
TJBM fought in the Napoleonic wars..

snowberry's avatar

….

TJBM isn’t that old either.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False, I believe I am Fibonacci’s afterlife.
TJBM believes in ghosts.

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM beleives in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not personally, but I respect all religious beliefs, whether or not it makes sense to me

TJBM is doing something outside today.

Coloma's avatar

More than likely.

TJBM has evil allergies.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True,super allergic to grain dust.
TJBM has a co-worker that they wish would go-away.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Now that I’m retired, my co-worker would be my wife. I don’t want her to go away. usually…

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Not for me, I’m married.
TJBM Always wanted to be a sword carrying pirate.AARRrrrr!

Coloma's avatar

Mmm…no, I’d like to be a stand up comic or a published writer though.

TJBM has to do something they do not want to do today.

Brian1946's avatar

True- I have to write checks to pay my bills.

TJBM suspects that @SQUEEKY2 has a very unlikeable coworker.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

That would be very true,do you know a good spot to hide a body?
TJBM likes stuffed mushrooms,and garlic.

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM likes Jalapeños on their potato chips.

geeky_mama's avatar

Not so much, thanks.

TJBM is the Queen/King of Procrastination.

Coloma's avatar

I can be yes, especially paperwork of any kind. I hate paperwork.
TJBM hates paperwork with a passion.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. I like paperwork. And I like tests.

TJBM likes tests, too.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. If I had a wish, I would wish all the tests would disappear!
TJBM hate tests the way I do.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, I hate tests and all bureaucratic bullshit paperwork. lol

TJBM plans on dying with a persian rug and a palm tree only.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Probably not. When I die, I hope to take several others with me. ;-P
TJBM thinks all @ragingloli needs is to be cuddled and rocked to sleep in a big, warm blankie, and things would look much brighter.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Doesn’t everybody? Group hug!

TJBM can’t sleep tonight.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False. I feel like I can sleep for 24 hours tonight!
TJBM want to sleep.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep, I’d like to sleep.. lately I’m not very good at it, but I sure would like to sleep.

TJBM has a busy day ahead.

ibstubro's avatar

True. But I’m slow getting at it.

TJBM has a busy night ahead.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Psh! If only.
TJBM is also having temps near 60 today!

ragingloli's avatar

Nope, just 6 degrees.
TJBM is burning through toilet paper like a priest through choirboys.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Nope not at all.
TJBM worries about ragingloli as well.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not worry, I would say, desiring to see some nurturing for our unusual friend.
TJBM is touching something they’ll need to wash their hands after. (muttley laugh)

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I’m making my hand dirty!
TJBM hate the bath!

Brian1946's avatar

I wouldn’t say hate, but I definitely prefer taking a shower.
The ultimate nightmare of TJBM would be having to take a test while taking a bath. ;-O

Mimishu1995's avatar

That’s why I wish all tests to go away.
TJBM hate taking tests in any circumstances.

reijinni's avatar

nope, only the essay ones.
TJBM BSes their tests.

Coloma's avatar

False. But I might on my next driving test, it’s been years. lol

TJBM is dipping spoonfuls of creme cheese into a bowl of rice crackers. Mmmm

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Hmmm, I should try that. I’ve been midnight snacking on peanut butter on saltines lately.
TJBM can sleep sitting in a chair without falling over.

ibstubro's avatar

I expect that’s false. Recliner, I guess, but I’m in such pain after!

TJBM remembers the taste of paper, well chewed.

ragingloli's avatar

Only faintly.
TJBM remembers the taste of toilet paper, well used.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, but hey, if that’s a topic for you, I,d like to invite you to lunch.
TJBM has someone peeping in their window….....LOOK!

ragingloli's avatar

*FWIP
Not anymore.
TJBM was just shot between the eyes.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Augh. I’m glad you’re a rotten aim. You sure burned my shoulder.
TJBM is reloading, I’m outta here!

SQUEEKY2's avatar

But it is just a super soaker filled with lemon juice.
TJBM thinks ragingloli needs help.

reijinni's avatar

I would if Reagan hadn’t shut down the places.
TJBM is wondering what @ragingloli tastes like.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

YOU PROMISED…you promised not to tell.
TJBM suddenly has an urge to sop up some thick, brown gravy with some warm, flakey biscuits.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Oh, no! TJAM was reading my mind! I just finished a lunch of thick, brown gravy with some warm, flakey, buttery biscuits!

TJBM has had a paranormal experience and wants to tell us about it.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I’ve had several. My family ostracised me because they were afraid of junk I knew. When I was 8 or 9 I woke from a dream trembling. I ran downstairs crying, and saying, “I don’t want to move mommy!” I told her I’d dreamed we moved far away. I had to go to a school where the kids were mean. I saw the classroom, and each kid, and was afraid. Three women pushed me in the room. She comforted me, and promised we were staying on our farm forever. A few weeks later my dad was transferred and we moved hundreds of miles away to a big city. When we got to the school, the principal met my mom, then SHE led us to my classroom. The teacher came to the door, and was introduced to me. SHE invited me in. I could see the kids, and they were all the same kids I saw in my dream! I couldn’t move. My mom, the teacher, and principal all touched my back/shoulders at the same time and pushed me to the room.
That’s my ickyest paranormal experience.
TJBM felt a tingle on their spine from my experience.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

O-o-oh yeah! @Jonesn4burgers One of these days I’ll PM you some of my extraordinary experiences.

TJBM sometimes gets goosebumps for no apparent reason.

ragingloli's avatar

No. I just sometimes goose step for no apparent reason. Because I am German.
TJBM wants to invade poland.

Brian1946's avatar

Nyet. Perhaps your plan would be more successful if you conducted your recruiting drive elsewhere.

TJBM would like to see a new TJBM thread.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Inevitably…maybe

TJBM is finished fluthering for the day.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Probaly not for the day, but at least for a while.
TJBM can’t reach that itch, and it’s really getting….. ARGH!

ragingloli's avatar

I can reach any itch. ANY. Itch.
TJBM has no dexterity.

Coloma's avatar

Some but…;left handed, right brained blonde here, my strengths lie more in abstract and creative thinking.

TJBM likes frogs.

ragingloli's avatar

Delicious.
TJBM likes worms.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I use worms to CATCH delicious….channel cat, mmmmmmm!
TJBM would like to go fishing, but not through ice.

snowberry's avatar

Eh, not so much. But I’ll sit beside you and tell you whoppers while you catch whoppers. How’s that?!

TJBM is unaware there’s a monkey in their attic.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False. I totally aware of it (because that’s my stuffed monkey and I left it there years ago!)
TJBM is from the moon.

Brian1946's avatar

True- I’m posting from my 1-acre crater.

TJBM loves waiting for this page to load and would like to post the 1000th answer in this thread.

Coloma's avatar

Hadn’t noticed it being super slow, but, sure, why not? haha

TJBM loves baked potatoes with the works.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not if @ragingloli is choosing the “works”!
(@Coloma, your laundry is done, and your buzzer woke my neighbor’s dog.)
TJBM cheats on their taxes.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False, because I never have to pay taxes.
TJBM thinks taxes is a nuisance.

Coloma's avatar

I think all government is a nuisance.

TJBM likes sweet tarts

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I don’t know what tarts are.
TJBM thinks @Coloma is very knowledgeable about food.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

This is true. I would like very much to have @Coloma as a kitchen tutor.
(the word tart means sour, and so is used to name and also describe several foods and condiments. Sweet tarts is the name of a candy which is a tightly compressed powder containing flavors of sweetness and sour.)
TJBM has a prison record.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes, a lot. My mom is the guard and she keep all the records.
TJBM had Dr. Jelly at @

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to be locked in a room with @ragingloli.

Mimishu1995's avatar

NEVER!
TJBM is sleepy…

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, I’m well rested, but I have that gray skies, snow coming down inch an hour lazy going on.
TJBM would love to go to the Bahamas with me, if only we could afford to, and flights could take off!

ibstubro's avatar

Absolutely! My ice is finally melting, already flood warnings.

TJBM knows what to do with fresh coconut milk.

Coloma's avatar

Take a bath in it?

TJBM likes bubble baths.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Sometimes, especially after a long day of hard physical labor, such as gardening.

TJBM would like to join me in a bubble bath…in the Bahamas…after a gourmet dinner…(but don’t tell the SO)

Coloma's avatar

Oh my heart be still. But you’re a married man, so, I’ll have to decline the temptation.

TJBM wishes they would have bought a home out of the country about 10 years ago.
I will never forgive myself for not buying that bungalow in Costa Rica in 2006. lol

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes! I was looking at beach-front property in Baja about 30 years ago!

TJBM believes Baja California has changed a lot in the past 30 years.

Coloma's avatar

True. There is nowhere unscathed by the hand of humanity anymore.

TJBM wants to go to Borneo.

snowberry's avatar

“To Borneo and the lands of snow and the tiny isle of Yap,” if you please!

TJBM knows the poem where that line comes from

Yetanotheruser's avatar

The Cruise of The Spun Glass Ship by Don Blanding! It was very special to me. I had childhood friend who was wheelchair bound from muscular dystrophy. He passed when we were 15, and I read this poem at his funeral. It still brings a tear to the eye, some 50 years later.

TJBM remembers a smattering of verse from their childhood.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Laugh, and the world laugh’s with you.
Weep, and you weep alone,
For the sad old Earth must borrow her mirth,
But has troubles enough of her own.
TJBM can see with their eyes closed.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, look at all the pretty colors! Or maybe it’s just a flashback from the 70’s. lol

TJBM has taken LSD.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes. And mushrooms. And peyote. But not all at once. And a long time ago.

TJBM thinks occasional recreational drug use is not a bad thing.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Fwfwft, sknt. Huh? Yeh, shur.
TJBM feels bad for Putin because his hockey team bombed, but more sad for the coach facing a firing squad.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I’m not into politics. Just let Putin mind his own business.
TJBM don’t care for politics.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

(The Olympics are sports, not politics.)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Make no mistake, the politicians of Russia are keenly interested in the outcome. They have the idea that the respectability of their nation hinges on it.

TJBM is glad that any American Olympian who doesn’t get a gold won’t get it trouble with Obama.

ragingloli's avatar

not officially

Yetanotheruser's avatar

^^nudge, nudge!

reijinni's avatar

That’s alright. I’ll read the full results in a couple of weeks.
TJBm didn’t bother with the olympics.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, sorta. Saw only bits and pieces. Not really into watching sports, even Olympic sports.

TJBM has a fresh coating of snow to shovel. (We got a foot last night!)

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope. We got three inches yesterday, but it had the consideration to melt as it landed. We had big gobs of mush for a couple of hrs, then it got even warmer, and we had gobs of puddles. My squirrel friends were quite confused tee hee.
(I watched a lot of Olympics, recorded several hours. There was a skater named Gold who wanted some, lots of twins competed, including the women’s hockey team, US dominated most snowboarding, Danny is funny, there’s a skater who has volunteered to be “Token gay” to report on how he is treated while there.)
TJBM likes red ropes best, but the other colors are welcome too.

Dutchess_III's avatar

(Didn’t a TJBM 54 show up on my social questions list?)

Not sure how to answer that question! I like strong ropes that stop stuff from falling off of trailers and stuff. Don’t care what color they are!

TJBM needs to get busy with their taxes.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I’ll be doing that tonight.

TJBM thinks that taxes are the admission price to a civil society.

Coloma's avatar

ABORT THIS THREAD NOW!
It’s confusing me;-/ I am now leaving for pt. 54 never to be tricked into pt. 53 again.

ibstubro's avatar

This question morphed into TJBM #54, and I’m calling the restart at 300 responses instead of 500.

We reach 300 replies, and one of you yahoos should re-ask, or I will. I don’t own the question, but I’m invested in it.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@ibstubro I’m going to TJBM 54 right now!

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