How would one address the devil?
I mean which title or honorific is appropriate? Clearly “Your Grace” or “Your Highness” won’t do. Perhaps “Your Malevolence”
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You Who Must Not be Named
Screwed up horny bastard?
I am hoping for something like “Hey, footstool!”
I wouldn’t address him at all.
He lives “down under” just like the tasmanian devil.
Your Lowness.
Your Heavyfootedness
Your Netherness
Your Maleficence
“Mr. President”
“Chairman”
I regard titles and honorifics as hierarchical and authoritarian anyway.
“Hey you, with the face.” Good grief, I’m so glad people don’t say that anymore.
I’d probably call him “Your Wickedness” or “Mr. Lucifer, sir.” :)
Yo dude, how are they hanging?
The entity has no title. He was cast down. If anything he is ‘The Angel Formerly Known as….
Hey, how the hell ya been?
Pretty simple, just go, sup there, ragingloli.
@cazzie Wait a second. Doesn’t any big shot, particularly one who rules his own domain, assume a title? If not, won’t his subjects attach one ( though not necessarily flattering).
He has mellowed in his old age. He goes by Ted now.
So… Hey, Ted have you met my mother-in-law yet?
@Juels If it’s nicknames, I’m partial to Smoky.
Hello, my ex-boss who abused me and everyone else in your employment.
Hello, you contractor who destroyed my entire HVAC system and needed to be sued.
Hello, you miserable ex-client whom I had to discard and tell you to deal with your own issues.
Hello, you former neighbor who, before you finally moved, had driven-away much of a good neighborhood.
Wow; and they all said you were scary. Hi, handsome!
Your Satanic Majesty.
Your Infernal Lowness.
Well, if I’m down in Georgia with Johnny and his fiddle I’d call him a loser.
If I’m Kevin Lomax I’d call him a fan of man.
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