Who cares to play TJBM game, The Jelly Below Me, #54?

TJBM wishes they had some peanut butter to go with all they jelly round here.

False. I hate peanut butter. Love jelly!

TJBM had to scrap ice off their windshield this morning.

Pffft. I can’t recall a morning when I didn’t scrape ice.
TJBM Can see new growth in the grass.

True. Finally greening up a wee bit here after some much needed rain. More for the rest of the week but another sunny 70’s CA. day unfolding.

TJBM is going out for mexican food at lunch time.

false but that’s not a bad idea.
TJBM is really sick of this winter.

True, and we’re getting hit Friday, Sunday and Monday, later this week. Not cool.
TJBM has ridden an elephant.

I have! At least I think I have. It’s a vivid memory from childhood . . . and I sometimes wonder if I dreamed it.
TJBM has traveled outside his/her native country.

Yes.
TJBM plays the accordion.

Ha-ha, actually I did as a child. We lived out in the country, so there were no dance lessons to be had, so my mom signed us up for accordion lessons. I didn’t get very good, though.

TJBM loves cats.

I like all animals. Only reason I haven’t invited any to share my home is due to my wife’s allergies. I could use a good mouser though…

TJBM occasionally has mouse issues.

True. I’m phobic about all things rodent.

TJBM has large feet.

Size 13. My dad used to tell me I should be able to water-ski without skis. I couldn’t stay up with them!

TJBM likes to ski.

Nope, I’m hopelessly unathletic and uncoordinated.
TJBM loves walking in the woods in the rain.

I don’t know about loving it, but I always pack rain gear on hikes so I won’t absolutely hate it.

TJBM has sung karaoke.

I tried to sing Karaoke on only one occasion and it didn’t go well. I’ve never tried again.

TJBM hates that idiotic reality show American Idol.

I might if I ever watched it.

TJBM is serving or has served in the military.

I’m in my 20th year of my military career and planning to retire in just over 18 months from now.

The TJBM would like to see all military members returned from Afghanistan as soon as possible. (Sooner than the ineffectual person we currently have as a president says he will bring them home.)

@Bluefreedom I agree with the first part of your statement. Let’s bring them all home tomorrow. I disagree with your feelings about your commander-in-chief. But that ability to disagree in a civil way is one of the things you are serving for, and I thank you and salute you, as I do all persons who are serving or have served.

TJBM considers themselves patriotic.

I am fiercely pro-American.

TJBM has eaten fish in the past week.

No, but I could quickly eat a tuna cat treat.

TJBM has eaten animal food at one time or another, dog food, cat food, bird seed, fish food, alfalfa pellets, chicken scratch, lay crumbles, oats, sweet feed, meal worms. lol

Yes, we had Little Friskies at a party one night when I was a high school kid. We also used to sample the cattle pellets to make sure they were good when we had the cows. I ain’t eaten no worms though.
TJBM Likes really spicy food.

I do. Today I had a waitress bring me 2 big bowls of salsa for my chicken taco salad. haha

TJBM is a salsa dancer

Where are we now?
False, I can’t dance, let alone being a salsa dancer.
TJBM hate dancing.

False, I like to dance especially slow dances.
TJBM Loves frogs legs.

No, I love goose feet and dancing, and dancing geese. lol

TJBM has a wicked sinus headache and is heading to a scalding shower. I’m heavily projecting here haha

False, I haven’t had a headache for years.
TJBM wanted to have a headache >:D

My headache just went to bed. Love her dearly, but she’s 12. Nuff said, right?
TJBM knows the joy of role playing games.

No, not my thing.

TJBM will tell us what their thing is.

Uh no sorry, only Mrs Squeeky knows what my (thing) is.
TJBM likes it a little kinky at times.

Depends on the definition of kinky.
No handcuffs, blindfolds and do not pee on me. lol

TJBM thinks foot fetishes are gross stay the hell away from my feet. haha

Oh my goodness. I posted a photo the other day of a scale, and my feet happened to be on it. (Because I’m in recovery from an eating disorder, and I’m finally up to my healthy weight) and this guy was like… Talking to me about how pretty my feet were. It was creepy. I was like “Seriously? You’re gonna ask me about my feet on a post about an eating disorder?”
TJBM is from Scottland.

I’m from Canada and I now live in So Cal.

TJBM would date or is dating a bigot?

I’m asking this because the dude on The Bachelor made an anti-gay statement awhile ago, but apparently some of the women are still competing for him.

I wouldn’t consider dating someone who is a bigot and if I was dating someone who was and found out about it after the fact, the relationship would be coming to an end.

TJBM believes that the U.S. government has overstepped their legal boundaries and disregarded parts of the Constitution and Bill of Rights to achieve parts of their malicious agendas over the last several presidencies.

I believe they’re constantly overstepping their boundaries.
TJBM just wants to burn shit down.

No, shit stinks!
TJBM know what this means without using any translation tool: フラザー

I do not, translate please?

TJBM knows what that means.

Only because TJAM did not include the prohibition about translation tools included by TJATJAM.

TJBM likes the movie Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

I don’t think I’ve seen it. Is it a sequel to Dude, Where’s My Car?
TJBM loses things a lot.

Only when I get really stressed out.
TJBM wonders what it would be like shifting an 18 speed transmission.

No kidding! I can’t even imagine. Can’t say that it is a goal of mine, or anything like that.

TJBM is a financial wizard.

No way! I take the word frugal to new places and dimensions, but I have no knack for plotting trends, watching growth, fluctuaction, recession. I know ConAgra and Clorox stay pretty steady with a green arrow, but in little tiny numbers.
TJBM walks around with heir hands in their pockets.

Occasionally yes.

TJBM is frustrated about something.

True. My rental building has suddenly turned into a low grade headache. I listed it with a realtor yesterday, and even that is becoming a pain in my butt.

TJBM wants to share some cream cheese jalapeno peppers with moi.

Mmmm sure!

TJBM must go out in the wind and rain and sleet because they must be productive. Pffft.

Nah,it’s my day off,but in case I have to it’s very sunny BUT freakin COLD.
TJBM is a night person.

Sometimes. It varies. I certainly am a summer night person. It’s never really dark in the summer here, and if it is, only for a few hours.
TJBM would like to go to Sikhalin.

Well I don’t know what Sikhalin is, but I’m usually up for new experiences, so I’m in!
TJBM would like to visit outer space.

You bet I would.
TJBM likes working alone.

@SQUEEKY2 Absolutely, you never have to wait on other people to do their part that way-lol
TJBM has been to Disneyland.

No :(
TJBM wants to go to Disney land.

Pick me! Pick me! I’d sit on any roller coaster anywhere, just say when.
TJBM prefers old wooden coasters to steel hydraulic ones.

no pref.
TJBM is hanging down incognito, where the sun don’t shine.

Nope, sun is shining here, I’m hanging loose, don’t mind the cognito.

TJBM likes to play with words.

Yes I do, Scrabble rawks!
TJBM loves Greek food.

Yes, hot gyros, sliced fresh off the spit, on a pita with veggies and extra tzatziki. Followed up by a double serving of baklava.

TJBM has been to Greece.

False, but I have been to asia.

TJBM likes chinese corn soup

No, all soups make me want to throw up :/

TJBM is really obsessed with someone they’ve met only once

No. I’m obsessed with someone I’ve never met.
TJBM is also obsessed with Amanda Seyfried, and wants to have her babies.

Whose Amanda Seyfried?

TJBM is blowin’ in the wind.

The answer, my friend, I’m not blowin’ in the wind.

TJBM likes the front row at concerts.

I prefer a row that puts the artists and their instruments at about my eye level, which I guess would be about row 10 at the venues I’ve attended.

TJBM has been or would go to a same-sex wedding.

Not only would I go, but as an ordained minister I would gladly officiate at a same-sex, opposite sex, no sex, or multiple-sex wedding, provided I was convinced that the participants were making the commitment for all the right reasons.

TJBM is/was/wants to be an ordained minister.

Nope. Met a few I really liked and admired, never wanted it for myself.
TJBM will come around after the last frost and help me get all these little green babies into the ground.

Sorry, I’ll have to be doing that myself.

TJBM is one of them!

No, but I support those who have been unjustly italicized!

TJBM is happy that Brewer has vetoed AZ SB 1062, the bill that would allow AZ residents to discriminate against others (particularly members of the LGBT community) for religious reasons.

Sorry I came too late @Coloma and @Yetanotheruser. What I wrote is actually the katakana version of the word: “Fluther”. It reads: fu-ra-zaa
Maybe…
TJBM thinks Japanese is a nuisance.

I have no opinion on the Japanese, language, but I am thrilled that Brewer has vetoed AV SB 1062!

TJBM avidly supports the right of people to participate in legal behaviors (careful here – smoking and drinking are legal).

Yes, do whatever you want, I could care less.

TJBM has heard of the amazing 10 million find in goldrush era gold coins found buried on private property in my town ( Coloma CA.)

Yes ! – - So when are you going to share?

TJBM has visited the gold rush area in California.

Yes, through books.
TJBM read a lot.

It’s reads a lot. I have 10 or 15 books out at once.
TJBM figured out the perfecto-fish.

I do! A long time ago.
TJBM want to get every single award of Dr. Jelly.

Not really. Even though I have 330 Couldn’t-get-it-right-the-first-two-times-fish, I’d be happy if I had 0 of them.

TJBM feels that only jerks twerk.

Haha true.

@Tropical_Willie Sheesh…I should dig around more. lol

TJBM wants to go treasure hunting.

I’m going out tomorrow with my metal detector. For real!

TJBM Wants to find twenty dollars.

I used to find money all the time. My baby did one time. He was in his stroller. While I waited in line at a dollar store, he stared at the floor, leaned way over. Finally I looked to see what had his attention. It was a few bills folded together. I grabbed them and stuck them in his diaper bag. It turned out to be a $20, a $5, and some singles.
TJBM is now going to say they lost that money over two decades ago, and they now want it back.

I think I was at THAT Dollar Store on that day!!

TJBM has a new appliance in their home.

No new appliance, sorry. But if you’re looking for a place to donate a fridge, I’ll measure the hole? lol

TJBM is a Polar Bear Swimmer.

NOT IN A MILLION FRICKEN YEARS!
TJBM is okay with having a Coke and letting the polar bears do all the frizzen swimming.

Maybe a diet coke (since I’m a diabetic). And yes, the Polar Bears can do all that playful stuff out in the cold. (I hate cold weather environments).

TJBM likes the Budweiser Clydesdale commercials that have played during the Superbowls over the last several years.

The commercials that have men everywhere looking at their women in the middle of the Superbowl going “There’s no crying in football!!!” Yep, guilty, I love them. If you don’t your heart is frozen solid.

TJBM is happy that the west coast is finally having a turn with the storm clouds.

No. I don’t live there.
TJBM is happy that Dr. Jelly has just won a battle. @GloPro you sure know what I mean ;)

Dr. Jelly owns.
The Jelly below me is soar from working out.

Well, I guess the endorphins make me feel like I’m “soaring” but my knees are a little sore too.

TJBM thinks today is a great day!

Yeah! Tiring, but great!
TJBM is tired.

True. Only been up for about one hour, need…..more…..coffee.

TJBM likes Bats.

I might, if I knew anyone named Bats. ;-)

TJBM can tell me what sucks more: an F5 tornado or Sagittarius A.

All suck!
TJBM have seen a tornado.

I couldn’t see the tornado because it was raining so hard, but I sure as hell heard it. I should have been in the basement, it came that close.
TJBM has seen snow thunder.

I haven’t seen or heard snow thunder.
TJBM has never seen a sharknado or a lizard blizzard.

Never seen one of those. It’s also sometimes called thunder snow. A lightning storm while it’s snowing. It’s really cool at night.
TJBM hates pizza.

I have seen snow thunder, awesome!

I love Pizza, veggie with sausage and extra sauce, hot tomatoes please and parmesan.

TJBM has had Cashew Pizza amazing!

I WANT ONE RIGHT NOW @Coloma!
TJBM is a pizza addict.

Addict? No, but my dirty little secret is I do like Totinos. Yes I know that’s gross.

TJBM likes campy, cheesy B movies. like Sharknado

I do! My daughter and I seek out camoy “B’ rated horror films for the laughs.

TJBM has seen “Behind the Candelabra” with Michael Douglas playing Liberace. Oh man….haha

False Horror movies scare me
TJBM Eats pretzels for breakfast.

I have a cast iron stomach, I have not had pretzels for breakfast but I have had chili. lol

TJBM is a foodie.

When I first looked, I thought TJAM was asking if I was a “foodle!”

I am a foodie, I love food, I love to cook, I love to eat, and I love all things food. Food, glorious food! Hot sausage and mustard! While we’re in the mood—Cold jelly and custard!

TJBM likes musicals

False I don’t like musicals
TJBM seceretly likes country music.

Hell no! I hate country music! I only like old Marty Robbins and Johnny Cash.

TJBM likes finding unusual ethnic music like Chinese flute music.

Uh no, I hate chinese music
TJBM is seceretly nice to everyone

False. I am overtly nice to everyone unless they give me a reason not to be and then watch out, I will verbally fillet you. haha

TJBM is enjoying a cozy, rainy morning.

Cozy, SNOWY morning, @Coloma, and hooray for that!

TJBM eats 3 square meals a day.

Yes I do.
TJBM Likes to read.

Very true. I am a knowledge seeking type, I need lots of cerebral stimulation.

TJBM has had a parrot for a pet.

Nope, I don’t have a parrot.
TJBM likes to party

It depends on your idea of “party.” I do my fair share.

TJBM is a terrible driver.

Yes I am, meaning I don’t drive.
TJBM Loves a certain person

I love a lot of certain people. 19 in particular.

TJBM needs to download all the stuff on their camera.

Yes I do
TJBM love photography

Yes, there are great photographic works of art. I met a young lady a few years back who still used the ancient technique of film emulsion!

TJBM sometimes prefers old methods over new high-tech techniques.

Yes I actually do.
TJBM owns at least 1 apple product

No.

TJBM has apples in their home right now.

No.
TJBM likes coke

Diet Coke.

TJBM has a collection of rare, museum quality leaves on their living room rug.

No, but I had pine needles stuck to my butt this morning after sitting out in the wind. lol

TJBM is having a hard time getting their poo together this morning.

No.
TJBM is a gummy bear addict like me.

Nope. I pretty much stay away from useless calories.

TJBM is going to Caseys in a minute to get a ham, egg and cheese croissant for breakfast, and it’s noon.

Nope.
TJBM is going to Haiti

No such thing as Hell.

TJBM needs to schedule a couple of appointments.

True. waiting for some more info first. (Haiti is not hell, except during hurricane, it’s a tropical island paridise.)
TJBM loves horseback riding.

I know what Haiti is. I was just playin’

I do. I used to have a horse when I was a kid.

TJBM wonders how some people can be so DUMB.

Heck yes I do wonder that.
TJBM has a cold :(

No, but I AM cold.

TJBM is SO ready for summer.

YES.
TJBM is tired of being cold.

Yes. I hate being cold.

TJBM wants to be able to open all the windows and doors.

No, I hate windows
TJBM likes Pretty Little Liars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Shame on you, messing with me like that.)
I’m ready for spring alright. My little green babies want a taste of that outdoors.
TJBM wants the holiday season all over again!

Oh hail no! No no no no no!

TJBM slept too late this morning. :(

No I got up too early.
TJBM Is a social mediaist.

There is no such word as “mediast.” But I understand what you’re asking so I will say it is true.

TJBM is supposed to be in school.

No I am homeschooled and i get out at 2:30 eastern its 2:58
TJBM Hates stupid people.

I get frustrated with them, but I have to assume they can’t help it. Dealt with a really stupid person this morning!! Grrrr.

TJBM wishes they could go out of town for a few days with their S/O.

Yes to Brazil for 18 days
TJBM hates calories

Well, I hate ingesting too many of them but we kinda need some to live.

TJBM just realized they were out of something they wanted.

OMG yes gummy bears
TJBM Misses someone special

My mom. My dad. They’re both dead.

TJBM thinks life just sucks sometimes.

Yes it does but with me there is never a dull moment.
TJBM Is very funny

Sometimes.

TJBM has been bitten by a snake.

yes I have been.
TJBM sister got bit by a snake

No, my sister never got bit by a snake…that I know of.

TJBM has bitten a snake. (yun, yum)

yep I have been
TJBM is in love but don’t know it.

No, I definitely know it. It’s been going on for over 26 years!

TJBM has a skewed sense of humor.

Haha yes never a dull moment with me I promise
TJBM has at least one apple product

(Didn’t you already ask that?)
No, I don’t.

TMJB is dyslexic.

No i’m not
TBJM is watching an interesting argument

It’s gonna be a doozy, for sure!

TJBM is well prepared for any argument regarding evolution vs magic.

I’m at least going to be entertained. Prepared, meh. I can always put my head in the sand and refuse to listen.

TJBM is very stubborn.

Extremely!

TJBM is looking forward to being lazy over the weekend.

Yes he is because after this weekend, he has to work 12 days in a row.

TJBM has tried most of the flavors created by Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream brand.

No. I mostly stick to Chocolate Chip Mint or anything with peanut butter in it.
TJBM is a creature of habit.

Usually, but I’m really psyched about this new Ben&Jerry’s flavor!

While TJBM has enjoyed the snow so far, they are so, so, so over it!

It’s a minus 16degree windchill right now, and the temperature is going to fall 9 more degrees to -6 F if their predictions are close. What’s not to love?
TJBM had a college roommate that was a meteorology major.

No. I have a roommate that is a cat.
TJBM also shares a room with a cat.

If I say I’d rather share my room with a skunk than a cat, the cat lovers will have my balls for breakfast.
TJBM would rather not serve his balls for breakfast.

True, I can’t serve my tennis balls for everyone.
TJBM is very pure :)

Yes it’s true. Driven snow, that’s me.
TJBM doesn’t wish to serve their nads for breakfast (mine before was sexist)

True. I can’t eat a hair remover.
I know what’s you’re getting at @Adirondackwannabe, but I’m playing it down, because I’m so pure :)
TJBM think I’m an angel :D

whatever
TJBM remembers the Dating Game.

Dating whom?
TJBM play video games excessively.

I remember the dating game. TV and real life. lol

False. I’m 54, I don’t play video games, I get high and garden. haha

TJBM gets high and gardens.

False, I don’t have any gardens.
TJBM think gardening is a nuisance.

Yes, my email inbox gets 100 messages a day from gardening! I’m going to get a restraining order against gardening.

TJBM will never get prostate cancer.

Absolutely, because I’m a girl.
TJBM wish they would only die of natural cause.

I’d rather not die of any cause.
TJBM prefers having a mortal lifespan to living forever.

That was true, not any more. I want to live forever. This fricken world should have to spend forever trying to live down my awesome presence.
I remember another dating game, @Coloma, the board game. Remember opening the door, and it might be a guy in a white tux, or it might be a loser? I kept hoping for the loser, because I dreamed of a spectacular makeover. It didn’t work with picture men, or breathing ones either.
TJBM would like to be made over, if only somebody would love them for it.

Jim Lange, the original host of “The Dating Game” died at the age of 88 within 48 hrs of this post.

Flock, yes, make me over!

TJBM was secretly in love with one of the stars of the Happy Days TV series.

No secret. I was a fan of Ron Howard When he did Music Man, Mayberry, Gomer Pyle, a few assorted westerns. It was no big leap for me to be attracted when he was tolerating the Mouth and dishing out advice to the Fonz, who by the way, has authored those cute Hank Zipzer books.
TJBM knew before I wrote it here that Henry Winkler had learning disabilities.

Nope, never known any Henry Winkler.
TJBM is very hot…

I definately was before I gained all this weight, and gravity found a map leading to my boobs.
(Henry Winkler is a t.v. star, producer, and wrote a series of children’s books based on his own childhood and dealing with learning disability. He played Fonzi on the show called Happy Days.)
TJBM has a map which leads to their boobs.

Of course.
TJBM doesn’t have boobs.

Whatever…
TJBM don’t like to answer personal NSFW question.

I’m not comfortable answering some of them, but others are OK.
TJBM knows the meaning of Pho for Life.

Another Pho store?
TJBM have eaten Pho.

Depends on where it’s made. I frequent one genuine Pho restaurant every time I’m close enough, even just to get it to go (all separated out) if I’m not hungry. It’s incredible. Other Americanized excuse for Pho restaurants are terrible.

TJBM is looking forward to the weekend. Happy Friday!

Yes I am.
TJBM love’s yogurt.

Well, I like it a lot.
TJBM has woken up to a rainy day and twins babies.

nope
TJBM is getting some beads real soon.

Nope.
TJBM is having a snow day.

How do you have snow days when you’re home schooled?
I hope it’s dumping buckets out there… I love powder days!
TJBM likes to snowshoe.

Because I go to an online academy, and yes.
TJBM is ready for sandal season.

Because the weather has been so warm I have been wearing sandals a lot this “winter.”

TJBM only wears boots or sandals not shoes.

True.
TJBM hates idiots.

Idiot is a relative term. Hate is a strong word. So no, I do not hate idiots.

TJBM tries to disagree constructively.

It gets me a lot farther a lot faster.
TJBM tries to be considerate.

Whatever, cunt lol.

Sometimes I don’t realize I’m being inconsiderate until after the fact.

TJBM talks too much when they’re nervous.

No, I get quieter under pressure or when nervous.
TJBM loves low blows.

Hahaha, only when delivered in jest to the right people. It goes back to being inconsiderate, I suppose.

TJBM has thick skin, and not just on the bottoms of his feet.

It’s rhino hide, but the heart is soft.
TJBM knows how to screw up on epic proportions.

Sometimes.
TJBM is listening to love story by Taylor Swift.

No. I am old, I don’t listen to teeny bopper music. lol

TJBM is 5 decades in and counting.

No only 1 decade
TJBM is eating.

Just ate within the last hour.

TJBM is looking forward to Winter Storm Titan…to be over!

Yes.
TJBM likes jelly.

True. Blackberry jam please.

TJBM woke up with a tweaked neck. Bah!

No.
TJBM loves winter.

Kind of. I grew up in the Midwest, and started to dislike winter. I lived 20 years in the South, and began to miss winter. Now I live in Colorado, and love the winters here.

TJBM thinks March will be coming in like a lion and will be going out like a lamb.

I certainly hope so, California needs to catch up!

TJBM has a summer vacation planned.

No I don’t.
TJBM is an eskimo.

No. I am not related to Indigenous Americans at all (as far as I know,) but my kids are. :)

TJBM is exhausted and having 13 month old twins who never sleep isn’t helping.

No twins here but yes, I have been tired for months now. lol

TJBM is craving lasagne.

Oh! That DOES sound good! Five cheese lasagna, no meat! Now look what you’ve done.

TJBM is going to go out and buy some five cheese lasagna and buy extra cheese to put in it.

No but my boyfriend is bringing some to me after he gets out of school!!!!!!
TJBM Likes grilled cheese.

I do. I am a cheese-a-holic.

TJBM wishes they could spend the day in bed watching movies.

Yes, boyfriend, movies, popcorn, and soda = perfection.
TJBM likes classical music.

Not particularly. I’m in to funk and jazz, old school rock and roll.

TJBM got to hear a baby say their first word today!!!!

No.
TJBM likes burgers

Yes. I had a good story to share.
TJBM doesn’t really care anyway.

Well it depends,
TJBM loves people.

GO AWAY COLOMA!! I WAS HERE FIRST!! Oh, go ahead. :(

Some people, but not most people. lol

TJBM just got out of the shower.

Not unless you count baby slobber as a shower.

TJBM is constantly learning new stuff, man, and it’s cool!

Yes, but it is’nt cool.
TJBM loves babies!!!!!!!!

Yes. If I see a baby, I am instantly happy.
TJBM speaks a rare language.

Yes, British I am american but I can talk in that accent.
TJBM likes frat parties.

Hahah, the looks I would get walking into a frat party! I used to. Now I would hear “Who invited their mom?” Embarrassing.

TJBM just fell into a lake in the snow trying to feed the ducks.

No.
TJBM is a home body.

I’m a broken body. I stay home mostly because I tire so quick, I have troubles getting back home.
TJBM takes full advantage of their mobility and loves every minute of it.

It ain’t what it used to be, that’s for sure. But I am still blessed.

TJBM feels like they’ve been hit by a freight train (which is different than getting hit by a passenger train, I guess.)

@GloPro….did you really fall in the lake??

Yes, off of a dock, no less. The kid I was with thought that was hilarious, and the ducks just wanted the bread.

So, yes, I’m feeling a little frozen and stiff. Next time I get hit by a train I’ll make the comparison.

TJBM knows how to treat hypothermia.

I think it’s hilarious too!! .... Sry!

Um, yeah. Get warm. If it’s severe you might have to start from the inside out and you know what THAT means! Bet you’re thinking it’s not that severe. :)

TJBM discovered a troll today.

@Dutchess_III walking AND talking… You’re having a big day, too!

Uhm no, and if you’re talking about me I am 14.
TJBM can be a jerk at times.

Only if someone else is a jerk first, then I will jerk you back. lol
@GloPro Yay, feeding the ducks. I feed some park ducks and geese too, get a big bag of scratch grains for chickens, they love it and it keeps them warm on cold days.

TJBM is an expert of farm animal feeds.

Not so much an expert any more. Animal feed has come so far in the past 50 years…

TJBM has first hand experience feeding and caring for farm animals.

I do. Many years of farmy friends.

TJBM had Taco Bell for lunch. My bad, but good. haha

Ew. I don’t like Taco Bell. Got a .99 crispy chicken from Wendy’s.

TJBM is just waiting for someone to come clean up after the twins.

Well I don’t have twins but I am waiting for someone to clean up after me!
TJBM loves people who clean up for them.

<3 <3 <3

TJBM is coming to clean up after me.

Oh,so false! You would not believe how false!

TJBM is yelling at the dogs to put all the messes the twins made, away! And getting frustrated ‘cause the dogs STILL don’t speak English after all these years. Pfffft.

Haha no.
TJBM is eating pizza and drinking coke.

No, I’m waiting for my fish pie to be cooked and thinking about what I want to drink.

TJBM likes 30 Rock.

No I don’t.
TJBM loves their phone.

I enjoy it, but I try not to involve myself in unidirectional love affairs.

TJBM is an omnivore.

I’ll try almost anything once, twice if I like it.

TJBM has exotic tastes.

In decor and travel yes, food, not so much, depends. haha

TJBM is looking at a blue painting.

Well, no. a blue green screen tho. Well, some of it is blue green. And I hate that color Ben and Andrew.

TJBM can’t stop sneezing today. Sux.

Yesterday. Today is just sometimes. Sux less :-)
TJBM could easily change their name to Ben Thare.

Sorry, Ben Thare is too masculine.
TJBM want to try cross-dressing.

Not try. I was very secure about my feminine appearance. I wore a suit sometimes, with tie. I looked sharp as hell. When I was in the Navy, I was dressed just like the men.
TJBM would sweat, bleed, die for their country if called upon.

Maybe, but at the moment my country hasn’t called yet.
TJBM want to be a soldier.

Screw you mud waders. I wanted too be a fast mover.
TJBM Loves ice cream, even when it’s 0 degrees outside.

I’ve just bought a box of ice-cream!
TJBM is more than 100 years old!

I’m almost certain parts of me are.
TJBM has a secret candy stash for when they need to treat themselves.

Yeah, and biscuits and cakes too!
TJBM want to be a mod.

I have enough t-shirts and not enough time, for that.

TJBM would give an amazing interview.

I’ve had some adventures that I can recount, but I don’t know if I would call them amazing.
TJBM has lived on or visited a continent, other than the one where they now live.

Dammit! Will you stop rubbing in that I have not traveled the gol-durned world?! (As I’d planned.)

False.

TJBM has false teeth.

Don’t worry @ibstubro. You aren’t the only one here…
Someday I will…
TJBM is really vintage

Vintage 1948!

TJBM. is ready for spring.

False- after 8 months of summer here in So Cal, our winter is finally starting. :-)

TJBM was most courteous in letting her elder post ahead of her. ;-)

I’ve just done that to you.
TJBM respect elders.

True, and I respect youth too.

TJBM can concoct a sentence with several words that rhyme with Brian.

Example: who would I be if I was on an inflight airplane, telling falsehoods, with tears flowing from my eyes?

Brian, Brian, truly brilliant.
No librarian for Algerian not called Brian.
An Asian meets an Australian named Brian and says: what a martian.
Inviting a musician to the party requires a politician who can speak Russian.

TJBM can make up silly sentences.

@Mimishu1995 My name actually rhymes with lion, flyin’, and cryin’.

Why yes, often without even meaning to.
So, Sue will sew so finely, while Don dons a cap and sows so devinely, at dawn.
TJBM wonders why it took me so long to edit.

@Brian1946 You mean Brian does not rhyme with brilliant and the like?

I’ve just jump in, into the water.
TJBM want to be the 500th to post here.

He be Stubro said he wants to change the cutoff point to 300. That may happen, since so many of us have a slow signal making a 500 post page very difficult to bring up.
TJBM can bellydance quite well. (Though most may not know.)

Just wait until I get more belly fat then you’ll see!
TJBM love belly fat :)

I love some b fat, especially if it’s accompanied by some overall body fat.
TJBM has body surfed a wave or two.

No, not used to exercise.
TJBM don’t like exercise.

I love physical activity, and I miss being able to do so many things. I would climb a tree tomorrow if only I could. I don’t like to exercise though by just doing repetetive motions purely for the purpose of exercise.
TJBM would be okay with getting some exercise by chasing butterflies with a net.

Yeah! And @Jonesn4burgers, you’re right I hate that kind of “repetitive motions” exercise. I can’t see the point of it.

TJBM WANT MORE LURVE!

YES! Of course I do, but if I had to make a choice between I can make friends here, or I can get points here, I would choose to make friends. I love the soap opera style ups, downs, friendships, tension and support we can see in the Fluther.
TJBM thinks tadpoles are cool to watch.

I do! There was a pond in the garden where I grew up as a kid and there were frogs, with the inevitable tadpoles as well as fish. I guess the fish were well-fed because there were rarely more than four adult frogs.

TJBM kept an unusual pet as a kid. Maybe a frog, or something else.

I wanted to, but no one allowed me to :(
TJBM were forbidden from things they wanted.

true
TJBM would like for a gospel singer to sing this great song.

Who cares about a gospel singer, where is Josh Groban when you need him?

TJBM sings in the shower.

nope
TJBM pees in the shower.

No way! But I love to sing in there. There’s a great echo.
The Jelly below me would like some time off from work.

Be careful what you wish for. I’ve been unemployed for a month. I’d love some time AT work!

TJBM has been fired before.

nope
TJBM wishes for more hours.

To sleep, yes. One of “those” mornings here, jumped out of bed 15 minutes late. Gah!

TJBM was late today.

I’m still late. It is so hard to make parts cooperate so I can move on a good day. I have bad weather passing through wave after wave this weekend, and my arthritis has me feeling like the damn tin man.
TJBM is getting stuff done today, weather be damned.
HEY, @COLOMA, IS THAT YOUR LAUNDRY BUZZER?

Getting nothing done, weather be damned.

TJBM is craving watermelon, now that I mention it.

Always, but tis not the season sadly.

TJBM needs a massage. Oh my aching shoulders.

On my way to make due with a hot shower.
TJBM thinks getting steamy right now is a great idea.

No. It’s almost 1am and I am far too tired for anything steamy right now.

TJBM has lucid dreams.

I have had them in the past, but not on a regular basis.

TJBM is all set for Saturday night.

Hah! You mean my house is clean, laundry done and wow, no more dull chores to complete, well sure. haha

TJBM is going to bed early on this Saturday night.

Yup. I have to work in the morning. By 10 am. I have to be up by 9.

MJBT is dyslexic.

Maybe a weensy bit, but I think it is more my super fast brain. lol

TJBM is down in the dumps today.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah… Isn’t there anything entertaining today?
TJBM have something interesting to share.

Uhmmm, the official band of the dumps is Garbage. ;-)

TJBM has heard of Ziyi Zhang, who starred in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

@Coloma I guess I know why you ask if anyone is down in the dumps.
No, never watched any movies starring tigers and dragons.
TJBM is sad today…

False. I’m upbeat for Auggie. It’s all about the people.

TJBM is going to make someone LOL today!

Most likely, I always do, even when I am in a funk. :-)

TJBM is going to see “Son of God”. I am not religious but do believe Jesus was real and I love epic, historical films.

nope
TJBM has a messed-up mind.

Nope, I have a great mind but this economy is making me insane. lol

TJBM marches to the beat of their own drum.

I don’t march.
TJBM doesn’t play drums.

False. I love playing drums. I don’t wanna work I just want to bang on the drums all day.

TJBM loves the repercussions of percussion.

Yep. My brother is a percussional professionist.

TJBM sometimes gets their mixed all words up.

True, I am semantically challenged sometimes.

TJBM doesn’t believe in the mysteries of The Bermuda Triangle.

There is a logical explanation, but it sure is fun to watch stuff about it.

TJBM wonders how the narrator of a tv show that is on can keep a straight face as he is talking about how just maybe English royalty might actually be descended from space aliens.

It could that the narrator is an actor, a Scientologist, or both.

TJBM can explain the difference between a trial bite and a trilobite.

OH, Rim-shot Boom !

TJBM connects the above drum references.

@Brian1946 he narrates a LOT of stuff. He’s a professional narrator. Don’t know who he is.

HMMMMM, no, I’m still trying to connect @Coloma‘s dots. Not getting anywhere with it.
TJBM would be instantly mad about the captain of a spaceship if one landed here, and throw theirself at him/her the way blue chicks etc. did on Kirk on Star Trek.

False.

TJBM is glad that something believable is finally on TV….Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Meh. I rarely watch TV. I just rent or buy anything I want to see.
TJBM hates when people spell their last name wrong.

I don’t hate it, but I am curious about how someone would think that Murphy is spelled Murray. Perhaps it’s how some people hear the pronunciation of our names.

I wonder if Teddy ever experienced your exasperation. ;-)

TJBM uses either Firefox or Chrome for browsing.

I mostly use Safari, because I do most of my browsing on my phone.
TJBM spends too much time on their phone.

I go for days or even weeks without using my phone. But my phone is a dumb phone, not a smart phone.
TJBM can eat more than four big tacos.

False.

TJBM is WATCHING ET!!!!

Used to, a little of it. And you won’t believe it, but I FOUND IT INTERESTING!
TJBM like things nobody seems to like.

I love all kinds of wacked crap that makes people shake their heads. The world has so many different things to experience.
TJBM like Band of Brothers.

My brother? Oh, I like him, very much.
TJBM don’t want to leave Fluther!

I don’t want to leave fluther either. I’ve met people from all over the world. And learned a ton as well.
TJBM will do their best to keep fluther going.

I want to, but what can I do, beside sticking to the rules and flagging those spammers, trollers, attackers and the simply dumb? I’m not a mod.
TJBM know some more ways to keep Fluther going.

If Fluther crashes, one can email the mod team at feedback@fluther.com You can also spot some spammers by their user names and report them before they post any spam.

TJBM knows how to spot a potential spammer by their user name.

I usually spot spammer using my six sense. Often the spammers I spot have very “elegant” name like Dr. Something or names that can be used for companies or products. But I can’t usually spot them unless I look at their profiles, avatars or wait until they begin their spamming ploy.
TJBM can answer the question of TJAM.

Occasionally when you look at the Community Feed, you might see something like “JLoShoes has joined the Collective” or “HDoeoCDxcl has joined the collective”. The former type usually doesn’t post spam outside of their profile, but their profiles will contain spam.

The latter type usually has minimal info in their profile, but will answer many random questions with spam.

TJBM would like to be a third admin for Fluther if they had the skillz.

@Brian1946 So that’s why spammers tend to answer very old questions.

Did I say I want to be a mod?
TJBM want to be a mod.

No thanks; moderating is too much work for no pay. I’d rather be a paid site developer, so that I could implement popularly-requested developments, such as pagination.

TJBM would decline an invitation to become a mod.

No. Why would I?
TJBM is that enthusiastic.

I am, that enthusiastic. I’d decline a jelly that offered more.

@ibstubro What’s your TJBM statement @ibstubro?

. . . . . . .
TJBM thinks @ibstubro fell asleep at the keyboard.

True, although given the intelligibility of his last post, I don’t think his head hit the keyboard. ;-)

TJBM will type something by pressing their head against the keyboard.
For example: bh

huyyyyyyyjjjjjjjjjj There ya go, forehead typing.

TJNM is off to dreamland. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzz no hm not like that zzzzzzzzz yes, you god zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
TJBM likes it that way too…............................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yes.
TJBM, got good rest last night.

Actually no.
I got maybe 6 hours total. Bah.

TJBM is a serious person.

It depends…
TJBM know when to joke and when to be serious.

Yeppers.

TJBM is debating whether to go out and make tracks in the snow or not.

No. I don’t have snow here.
TJBM don’t have snow in their area and wish to have it.

Yepp.
TJBM wants to snowball fight!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, thanks. Maybe a water fight in the Caribbean?

TJBM wants to hear a Johnny Cash song.

Listening to one now.
TJBM texts alot.

No, because if I did, I would waste a lot of money.
TJBM care for their money.

I was just looking at my money, and feeling hopeful! Finally.

TJBM would like to know what a “transitional fossil” is.

Sure, why not.

TJBM needs some COFFEE.

Ew no. Had my ½ cup. I’m good.

TJBM needs a bagel!!!

No thanks, my blood sugar needs to be lower.

TJBM is enjoying their current weather.

FALSE. It’s, like, -5° with snow on the ground.

TJBM has loose lips.

Only when I play my tuba.

TJBM likes pancakes.

True, with pure maple syrup. The viscous sludge provided by IHOP is barely tolerable.

TJBM has encountered vertebrate wildlife in its own habitat.

I have encountered rattlesnakes in the desert, fish in the lakes, rivers and oceans, and birds in the trees, so I guess I’d say yes.

TJBM knows what Panama Red refers to.

I don’t know if I want to admit to that.
TJBM knows how overwhelming the munchies can be.

True- I’ve eaten mustard straight from its container because I couldn’t wait for my salad.

TJBM is not 100% hetero (I’m not).

True. I have always identified as bisexual.

TJBM has been to the theatre recently.

Stage or movie?
Yes, saw ” Non-Stop” the other day. Meh….not very good.

TJBM is having a day where they just want to run away and never come back.

No,
TJBM like gummybears!!!

No. I’m not fond of sweet things in general and I only eat candy if it’s some sort of very sour thing.

TJBM likes salty popcorn.

No, not really. Don’t care for salt in general…except on French fries.

TJBM doesn’t understand how some people can put so much salt on everything they eat.

Yea I never understand that I’m like whoa thats a ton of salt your feet are going to swell.
TJBM hates salty things.

False, I love salty things likes nuts and chips but my real weakness is sugar. lol

TJBM is going out now to greet the day.

No. Snowy and wet! I’ll just stay right here!

TJBM wonders what the hell is wrong with her dog sometimes. The moron!

This jelly knows what the hell is wrong with his (my) dog. She’s getting old!

TJBM watched the Academy Awards the other night.

I just don’t have patience with awards shows.
BMTJ a Jedi Knight from Yoda learned you are.

BMTJ?

Oh. You’re dyslexic too!

I’m not a Jedi Knight. I am a Paddowen.

MJBT is the color Blue.

Feeling it, wearing it, not being it.
TJBM feels like oil candles and the smell of something fresh baked is in order for tonight.

Oh that sounds good, are you inviting me over? lol

TJBM is stressed out to the max and feels like jumping off an overpass.

I’m feeling some stress, but I think jumping off an overpass and becoming a quadriplegic just might add to it.

TJBM has flown in an airplane since 9/11.

Many times.
The Jelly below me has had an annoying airplane trip before.

One of the first times I flew on a commercial airplane, I had a cold and my ear would not pop. Very painful, but I enjoyed the flight, anyway. Hey, I was 15.

TJBM is always the Rock in Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Oh yes. 4 years ago this month I sprained my ankle boarding a 13 hour flight to Taiwan. Misert to the 10th pwer.

Ooops, @ibstubro beat me to it soooo

Yes, I am a rock, I am an island.

TJBM is wants to buy an island.

Yes I do. So that I can hear the sounds of silence.
The Jelly below me is a bridge over troubled water.

Under me is the ground, not a bridge.
TJBM know absolutely nothing.

False. I know that I am often a bridge over troubled water. I’m the peacekeeper, the tie-breaker, the one who ‘calls it’, if the people are sincere. I prefer that people get along, yet I can hold my own in a fight.

TJBM likes grits.

No, I don’t like dust, let alone grits.
TJBM is thinking about some Fluther classic to add to Auggie’s list 3 years ago.

@Mimishu1995 ” grits” are an american food made of corn and cooked up as a hot cereal thing.

True, but I cannot remember any links to search for.

TJBM likes scary suspense movies.

(However, “grit’ describes small loose irritating particles of sand or stone.)

Thanks, super cook @Coloma.
True. From Hell is a classic.
TJBM have never tasted grits.

has and you’re missing nothing. It is ground-up corn boiled in a pan.

I have, but I don’t understand why southerners act like they need grits like they need coffee.
TJBM is a guest at the Hotel California.

False- I make it a point to not check into any places that will never let me leave.

TJBM is running down the road, trying to loosen their load.

True! Wanna stone me?

TJBM has 7 women on their mind.

No. I have something else to store.
TJBM have 7 men on their mind.

True, and they’re all named Justin! ;-D

TJBM thinks @Coloma got the Cake in the Frizzer award for this quip.

False, I’d prefer 7 men with 7 million. haha

TJBM has a birthmark shaped like a Giraffe.

@Brian1946 LOL, maybe.

@Coloma You got the award just after you posted that answer.

TJBM is too busy talking to write :)

Seems so.

TJBM still hasn’t told us about the Giraffe on their ass. haha

True- I still haven’t told you about it yet, hoho. ;-p

TJBM knows what the largest human organ is.

The intestine?
TJBM think SFWly

Good guess, but I’ve read that it’s the skin.

Very little of my thinking is SFW, especially now that I don’t have a job.

TJBM almost never gets sunburned.

Never :)
TJBM can’t do without a noon nap… I’m so sleepy waaaaa!

Noon or soon after. Wish I could get rocked to sleep sometimes.
TJBM likes some aaaaaaafternoon delight!

True- even when the skies are devoid of skyrockets in flight!

TJBM can define same-roof arch nemesis.

I’ve already given the example :)
TJBM sometimes invent new words/phrases

Yep. One of my neologisms is “carnicentric”.

TJBM has no idea what I mean by “carnicentric”.

“As eccentric as a carnival?”
TJBM know what TJAM is talking about.

TJBY doesn’t know and I bet TBAY doesn’t either.

TJBM is totally unfamiliar with TJAY.

True, and that’s the way I like it!

TJBM has tacky taste in avatard art.

FALSE! My avatar art is aesthetically delicious!

TJBM thinks that I’m a newbie?

Yes. haha
TJBM want to eat someone.

True, but please don’t tell Total Coelo! ;-)

TJBM has no appreciation for abstract avatar art.

I do appreciate them, as long as I can understand well, what do all those triangles mean anyway?
TJBM has no appreciation for abstract art in general.

I appreciate abstract art, but not the jumbled geometric mess above us.

TJBM thinks that I’ve hurt the feelings of @Incoherency_ and the aforementioned genderless buffoon is gone for today. ;-)

Yes and no :)
TJBM think @Brian1946 is just saying out loud what he thinks :)

Partially true- @Brian1946 says many things very loudly, but thinking is never involved!

TJBM wonders what happened to Mimishu’s 1 through 1994.

False- I know that 1995 is Mimishu’s family name.

TJBM respectfully disagrees with my previous assertion.

I would but I don’t know what it is. But I respectfully disagree.

TJBM wonders what the hell is going on.

I have no idea what the hell is going on, but I am not wondering. Jes’ like Bennet, I ain’t innit.
TJBM is ready for PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES! and syrup, no, chocolate sauce.

someother day
TJBM wants to read a ebook.

False, I have already been reading and writing for 2 hours this morning….need a break now.

TJBM has multiple pets of multiple species.

Half true- I have one pet of multiple species.

TJBM has a quadrupedal friend.

Well, yeah. My dogs and my crawling baby grandkids. :D

TJBM has a granddaughter who is going to be famous someday.

No granddaughter yet, but I just found out I became a grandfather this morning! 7 lb. plus bouncing baby boy!

@Dutchess_III thanks for the opening…

TJBM knows the joy of their first grandchild

Congratulations @Yetanotheruser!! :D

Well, I had my first grandchild when I was 36 and he was more like my own kid. Mom was only 16 so…well, lots of mixed emotions!

TJBM is listening to snow melt.

False, but some good and badly needed rain here again the last few days.