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KNOWITALL's avatar

How many ladies find this Rolling Stone cover attractive?

Asked by KNOWITALL (15026 points ) March 3rd, 2014

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/161236580351?lpid=82

If you can’t open it, it’s Canada’s Justin Bieber without shirt, love trail blazin and CK’s poppin.

Because of my age, I’ve watched this kid grow from a cute little sweetheart on youtube into a foul-mouth, entitled superstar, so I’m interested in what other jellies think because I’m not sure how cool he really is, if at all.

What do you like about the Biebs?

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Dutchess_III's avatar

I have never found any man grabbing his genitals to be attractive.

johnpowell's avatar

I think that just made me straight.

jca's avatar

He’s too young for me to feel much attraction for him. He also seems like a jerk, and to me, even if he were the handsomest man on Earth, if he’s a jerk, he is a turn-off.

Cruiser's avatar

That’s probably the same look I have on my face when I am in the shower checking my testicles for lumps.

chyna's avatar

He seems like a punk.

syz's avatar

If I knew nothing about him, I might think he’s attractive. But I do, so I don’t.

ragingloli's avatar

I think I just threw up in my own mouth a little.

livelaughlove21's avatar

He has a nice body, but I don’t like Justin so no, I don’t find it attractive. Like @chyna said, he’s a punk. A poser. It’s embarrassing, actually. The photo itself is fine, but it certainly isn’t making me sweat.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@livelaughlove21 Who makes you sweat? Besides hubby of course- lol

Symbeline's avatar

I’ve never paid attention to him ever, and he also doesn’t have a beard. Not interested.

hearkat's avatar

I know next to nothing about him. From the neck down, it is a nice picture – how much is photoshopped, though? However, his facial expression is ridiculous!! Mouth agape, and eyebrows raised? It’s the stupidest facial expression he could have made. Granted, he’d probably look ridiculous trying to look tough to to feign a ‘come-hither’ gaze, but to intentionally choose to look like a mouth-breathing airhead? Well, it pretty much confirms what little impression I had of him.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@hearkat Agreed, ‘duhhhhhhhh’, I don’t get the attraction, he’s such a tool I can’t stand it.

Haleth's avatar

I’m 26. This makes me feel about a million years old.

Brian1946's avatar

The torso under his head looks good.

Other than that though, I find his offstage antics to be more entertaining than anything he’s done in his attempts at music.

I think his car has done something more worthwhile than he ever has: it caused the death of a paparazzo on Sepulveda Blvd. ;-)

ucme's avatar

So, eBay are now selling neo nazi cock holsters, know your market.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@ucme A real ‘gold package’- lol

ucme's avatar

Used, but in immaculate condition.

KNOWITALL's avatar

How did he get Michael Jackson’s glove anyway?

ucme's avatar

They were lovers, met babysitting.

Seek's avatar

Not even a little.

SadieMartinPaul's avatar

@johnpowell “I think that just made me straight.”

I think it just made me gay. (Before this moment, I’ve been female and heterosexual. I dig the dudes. But, I can’t dig this dude, grabbing his own crotch in a sad effort to be sexy.)

DominicX's avatar

Because I know it’s Justin Bieber, I don’t find him attractive. But if it were just some random guy, I probably would like a picture like that.

Seek's avatar

Don’t worry, ladies. I’m here to save your now-shrivelled ovaries.

Bachelor #1
Bachelor #2
Bachelor #3

janbb's avatar

I’ll have one of No. 3 please.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr please stop re-enforcing the stereotype that women are shallow. Not all girls are like that.

Seek's avatar

C’mon. What girl doesn’t like a man with a big, hard… shoulder?

chyna's avatar

Man being the operative word here @Seek_Kolinahr

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I refuse to accept your misogynistic statements.

Seek's avatar

That would be misandrystic, silly boy. Now, go make me a sammich.

Seek's avatar

^ Edited with the right word.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr see? Right there… Red head assuming men will do her bidding without effort. In my worldview even redheads make a sammwich half the time. Bully

Seek's avatar

Get me a beer while you’re in there.

Symbeline's avatar

@ Number 3
I wish that was my bedroom door, haha.

Seek's avatar

@Symbeline Oh, so much true.

(I do have Anduril hanging over the foot of my bed.)

Coloma's avatar

OMG! He is a hairless little baby, not even close to a MAN in looks of deed.
At 54 now I say the little brat needs a good spankin’ from a woman like me. lol

Brian1946's avatar

At this point, I’d say the answer to the OP is 0.

Symbeline's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr Damn really, Anduril? Sweet. Not LotR, but I have a replica of William Wallace’s sword.

GoldieAV16's avatar

Of his three RS covers in the past 3 years, I find it the most attractive.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@all
So how much attraction is physical?

janbb's avatar

@KNOWITALL It all depends. With me, for some people the attraction is only physical, with others it’s only mental but with that certain someone, it’s a winning combination of their looks, wit, kindness, intelligence and body.

Symbeline's avatar

@KNOWITALL That’s one thing I wanted to mention, but then Seek had to come in here and post all these hawt Vikings…ahem. Technically, sure, he looks fine. (still needs a beard) But the guy’s an asshole, and his behavior turns me off completely. Spitting on fans, being sexist, beh.

In his defense, I could say that being a star must be pretty hard. Pressure from fans, the producer breathing down your neck like a starving wolf. But there’s been way worse than this kid. GG Allin for example, who threw bottles at prostitutes, set his wife on fire, stuck bananas up his ass and threw them at the audience…yet, that guy’s a hero to the punk genre for some reason. Maybe we should give Justin a break. He’ll probably end up doing what many stars do, becoming hooked to drugs or some shit.

On the other hand, no one ASKED him to do this, and plenty of stars know how to behave themselves, no matter how hard it is to be one.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Symbeline You’re right, imagine getting everything you want by age 15, when teens already have a tendency to rebel, must be hard. I pretty much lost sympathy when I heard him talking smack to his mom once, really disrespectful. He’d still be up in Canada being a regular kid if not for her more than likely, little jerk.

Symbeline's avatar

Well you guys keep him, we don’t want him back lol.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Symbeline lol, I thought he was going to get forced back, but looks like he bought his way out of that. Probably just needs his butt kicked once real good.

ragingloli's avatar

kicked?
Oh no, he needs something else, if you catch my drift.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t think Donny Osmond talked smack on his Mom!

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Dutchess_III Oh no, they’re LDS, obey or be punished.

That was my first record as a kid, Donny & Marie, I loved them!

Seek's avatar

I’m sapiosexual. Physically cannot be attracted to anyone who hasn’t proven their intelligence.

The three people I posted? Hugh Jackman – brilliant dude. Ragnar Lothbrok (the character, not the actor) is a witty, charismatic warlord. And Aragorn. Because Aragorn.

Justin Beiber is an idiotic child.

Leanne1986's avatar

I find that cover so cringeworthy. The Biebs makes my skin crawl!!

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