What should I do with my half-finished, half-bald head?

I am mostly bald with hair only on the back half of my head. I have some electric shears, and this morning, I set them to the shortest length and began to cut.

The charge on the shears gave out when I was only half done.

I now have a half-bald head.

What fun should I be having with this interesting cut?

Should I go to the St. Patrick’s Day Parade downtown and scare the locals?