So, what's your story?

Lately, there has been a spate of “personal story” threads, about your scariest moment, jail experiences, and great falls. I have found them to be immensely entertaining, and have probably read each and every post, unlike most of the other long threads.

Let’s hear a tale from your past, or a tale that you’ve been told. I know we’re a pretty creative bunch, but let’s keep exaggeration and swagger down to a believable level.