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Who wants to play TJBM (The Jelly Below Me) #56?

Asked by Yetanotheruser (14203 points ) March 26th, 2014

(Copied from #55)
The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
“The Jelly below me drinks coffee all darned day.”

The response might be:
“False! Coffee makes me cough.”
or,
“True! My coffee bill is higher than my porn bill.”

Then they might state:
“The Jelly below me has blond hair.”

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 500 responses. Hopefully almost all the Jellies will join in.

Enjoy!

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505 Answers

Yetanotheruser's avatar

TJBM had no trouble finding this newest clone.

Coloma's avatar

True….now, waiting to forever erase pt. 55. lol

TJBM is enjoying a stormy morning.

Juels's avatar

False. It is bright and sunny today. Still cold though.

TJBM loves jigsaw puzzles.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I used to. Now my daughter has taken up the torch.
TJBM is getting the shelter ready for tornado season. (tonight my daughter and I watch Twister. It is our seasonal reminder that it can be for real no matter how many warnings have been harmless in the past)

geeky_mama's avatar

True. Ours is already ready.

TJBM has lost weight. (Wow, you look GREAT!)

AshLeigh's avatar

Haha. Nope. I’ve gained, thankfully. Yay recovery!
TJBM is wondering why this is in general.

longgone's avatar

True, I just noticed.

TJBM has never been drunk.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh, so false!

TJBM thinks @AAshLeigh asks a very good question and @Yetanotheruser must explain themselves!

Coloma's avatar

Haha…if you say so!

TJBM is going out with wet hair because, wth..it’s raining anyway.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No rain until tomorrow, but I might then. Maybe people will see my wet hair and feel sorry for me that I was caught in a downpour?
TJBM will salute the general, then GA @AshLeigh for calling “Attention on deck.” :-)

AshLeigh's avatar

:)
TJBM is laughing.

Pachy's avatar

No, because I’m binge-watching the series “Prison Break” on Netflix, and it’s good but not funny.
TJBM has never watched it.

RocketGuy's avatar

True, I have never watched it.

TJBM likes women in prison films.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I like women anywhere! (Does TJAM mean “women-in-prison” films, or women in “prison-films”?

@Dutchess_III to err is human…and that’s all the explanation you get! LOL

TJBM likes men in prison films.

rojo's avatar

Ok, well, that was quick.

Time to start TJBM #57 I guess.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. We just started this one.

TJBM is glad for a warm, dry house today.

reijinni's avatar

If only if I get to stay in it.
TJBM is filthy, rotten, stinking rich.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Only one of those adjectives describes me.

TJBM is not convinced about climate change.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Somethings gotta change, that’s for sure, whether the fossil fuels are creating a greenhouse effect or not. Those fuels are going to run out some day so we HAVE to find alternate sources of energy NOW.

TJBM likes extra cheese.

ibstubro's avatar

Yes, but only if you have enough whine.

TJBM occasionally takes breaks from the TJBM game.

Coloma's avatar

True..I just had an hour and half phone babble blowout with a friend and now, popping in before watching ” The Wolf of Wall street ” for the next 2 hours and 59 minutes. I’ll take a fluther intermission again at some point.

TJBM has seen “The Wolf of Wall street”.

syz's avatar

TJBM thinks this should be in Social.

ibstubro's avatar

I reported this question so we’re carrying on while we await a mod’s attention to move it.

Coloma's avatar

Nah..I’m a rule breaker….who cares, if no one complains.

TJBM didn’t even notice the category.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Nope, I had to go back and look. TJBM game in “general”??

TJBM doesn’t believe in conformity and likes to admit ‘they did it their way’.

Coloma's avatar

Very true. I don’t speak sheep very well. Bah, or is that baaaaaa!

TJBM is splurging on something deelicious today. I have pistachio ice cream and extra shelled pistachios for a movie treat later. Oh my!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Getting my free pizza from Papa John’s today. My daughter has been curious about anchovies. Did you know they have a side order of anchovies available? $.50.
TJBM orders their pizza with anchovies anyway.
(Did anyone notice just how far back the discussion about general started?)

ibstubro's avatar

Yum, yum, YUM! Anchovies! Thin crust, anchovies, black olives and mushrooms! EXTRA CHEESE, PLEASE!

TJBM is hungry, but for what?

cookieman's avatar

I am. For cereal.

TJBM is horny, but for whom?

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Dunno. Somebody who likes it during a raging storm. (Nobody get ANY wrong ideas just because my answer has the word raging in it.)
TJBM gets excited by lightening.

Coloma's avatar

I do. Had a great T-storm last night, maybe more tonight.

TJBM wants to invent something.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yeah, that’d be nice. Don’t know what it would be, though.

TJBM has has a long day

Bluefreedom's avatar

Not really but I’ll be having a long night. Midnight shift work and all that.

TJBM functions well during the day but turns out to be freaky when they transition into their nocturnal mode.

cookieman's avatar

If by “freaky” you mean exhausted and cranky — then yes.

TJBM imagines some people nekkid while riding the train.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t ride a train. lol

TJBM has an aquarium.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Pretty true. My fish bowl!
TJBM is late for the show again

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is short for the month.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I’m short for the day.
TJBM is running out of months. :)

Brian1946's avatar

True, I’m down to my last 400 or so.

TJBM can guess what the origin of the word “lurve” is.

Mimishu1995's avatar

It’s a slang term for the word “love” popularized in the Woody Allen film “Annie Hall”, expressing something stronger than love.
Source.
TJBM does some research into Dr. J.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Wow! thanks for the link. No, I don’t know anything else about Dr. J. I do go back to very old questions though, to see some of the wonderful banter in years gone by, Some is very sad. Some is very silly. It is fun reading up on old very long threads. I wish I could start a very long thread.
TJBM would like to see a thread which gets everyone involved day after day for weeks.

bunnywok's avatar

I don’t know about that. It would have to be something that would hold my interest.

TJBM Has recently committed a crime

Yetanotheruser's avatar

If breaking a law is committing a crime, yes.

TJBM is an outlaw.

cookieman's avatar

Nope, but I am an inlaw.
Specifically a son-in-law.

TJBM sometimes wishes for a cavity search.

rojo's avatar

As the searcher

TJBM has smuggled thing in a cavity.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No.
TJBM has been in a cave.

crushingandreaming's avatar

Yes!!!!
I absolutely loved it
TJBM likes to take risk.

rojo's avatar

Well, the caving was somewhat risky but we did our best to minimize it.
TJBM had ice cream for breakfast today.

crushingandreaming's avatar

Not yet.
But that gives me an idea, Ice cream for breakfast it is
TJBM is in a relationship with their bed.

this_velvet_glove_again's avatar

And I love it <3

TJBM spent two hours with their friend and had a wonderful time :) at the museum of ancient history! :D

Mimishu1995's avatar

Can two hours of dating my Mr. Right in dreamland count?
TJBM has a shocking dream.

Coloma's avatar

Not recently, but awhile back I dreamed the hood of my car flew off. Why? I do not know. lol

TJBM wants their own island.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Sure do! And I’ll buy it when I finally have my 2½ million just lying around.

TJBM has an active, fertile imagination.

Mimishu1995's avatar

RIGHT NOW I’M PRINCESS PEACH GOTTEN CAPTURED BY A BUNCH OF POKEMONS AND WAITING FOR BATMAN TO COME SAVE ME IN SPACE!
TJBM is that dreamy.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I am. On another website, long ago and far away, I befriended a guy and we wound up in a HUGE battle to save The Land of Wis from the Power Rangers. It went on for weeks, just he and I, saving The Land. Eventually I found out he was only 16! Younger than my son! My name was DutchCat on that site. During this epic battle he knighted me “Dutchess,” spelling and all.

TJBM is sometimes astonished at the relationships they can have on the internet with people they would normally associate with at a totally different level in real life.

Coloma's avatar

Never gave it much thought, I don’t really consider internet interactions to be “relationships”.

TJBM is having cheerios for breakfast.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Had. Cookie. Next.
TJBM is having a more interesting day than that.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yeah. We’re under our first tornado watch of the season!!

TJBM feels like spring has really, truly, finally arrived.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Tilling my garden…Yes!

TJBM has indoor projects that have to be put off until after outdoor projects.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I have outdoor projects that have to be put off until after indoor projects.
TJBM thinks this is reeeeeeeeeeeealy badass!

Coloma's avatar

Not bad, is Tara a transvestite? lol Girls gotta a manly jaw on her. hahaha

TJBM is a transvestite.

Mimishu1995's avatar

That’s not a transvestite, that’s a gay ~
And yes. I’m a transvestite in many way ~
TJBM takes a great interest in the opposite sex.

Coloma's avatar

I take an interest in anyone that has a playful personality.

TJBM didn’t know “transvestite” is a passe term.

Bluefreedom's avatar

I admit it, I did not. I think the current flavor of the month (popular term) is ‘transgender’?

TJBM goes commando if the weather permits it. Or when they’re just in that kind of mood to do so.

rojo's avatar

Oh, @Bluefreedom how can you know me so well when we hardly know each other?
TJBM wonders how people stay up to all hours playing on the computer when they have to have a full 8 hours sleep each night.

Bluefreedom's avatar

@rojo. And how do you know me so well? =) I actually did have bad time management habits when I was younger in regards to hours wasted away playing on computers and game consoles and neglecting sleep and meals and my health.

TJBM is a little careless when they go clothes shopping and often buy too much of something or end up with too many ‘impulse purchases’.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not possible, unless I went shopping with someone else’s money! LOL
TJBM will let me shop with their money so I can see what overspending is like. ;-)

AshLeigh's avatar

HAH. Unemployed teenager, what’s up.
TJBM is unemployed.

Bluefreedom's avatar

No ma’am. I haven’t been unemployed for over 18 years now.

TJBM thinks that the welfare system in America is horribly broken and has been long overdue for vast improvements.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yup. It’s a neccessity, but it needs a real overhaul.
TJBM would like to have creamy peanut butter to smear on their jelly. (chuckling like Igor)

Mimishu1995's avatar

PEANUT BUTTER!!!
TJBM has some food whose name can drive them crazy upon hearing.

crushingandreaming's avatar

Nahhh.
TJBM loves gummybears.

Mimishu1995's avatar

GUMMYBEARS!!!
TJBM desperately wants to eat!

Bluefreedom's avatar

Yes he does especially since he just finished up a 10 hour work shift. Breakfast in 5 minutes from now!

TJBM never buys a new car knowing that it loses 20% of its value the second it is driven off the dealer’s lot. .

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, last car I bought was a left-over from year before. It was a extremely limited edition and I paid $50 over retail for a same equipped used vehicle, one year old, with 16,000 miles on it. I was first to take a test drive ( 16 miles on odometer ).
TJBM “goes shopping” not “goes to buy”, get the best deal.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Sometimes just browsing the supermarket is a great pleasure.
TJBM is going shopping.

this_velvet_glove_again's avatar

Metronome shopping, yes.

TJBM has a brilliant idea

Coloma's avatar

Lots of them, but no capital to launch my idea rockets. lol

TJBM is a dreamer.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes. I derive pleasure from dreaming.
TJBM wishes their dream will someday comes true.

this_velvet_glove_again's avatar

It will.

TJBM saw a real skeleton yesterday, yaaay

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yeah, I found a mouse skeleton in my compost pile.

TJBM has a skeleton in their closet.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Here :)
TJBM thinks my skeleton is cute :)

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t see a skeleton.

TJBM is fixin to eat English muffins with apple butter. Mmmmm.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, I just had eggs, sausage and potatoes.

TJBM wishes they could give themselves a “Great Question”.

AshLeigh's avatar

I never thought about it.
TJBM is half awake.

Dutchess_III's avatar

True.

TJBM is feelin’ punchy.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I’m feeling amused. I just looked at @Mimishu1995‘s skeleton above. Lurve you Mimishu.
TJBM has difficulty expressing affection for people.

AshLeigh's avatar

Correct.
TJBM has a very large personal space bubble.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes and it gets all filled up with grandchildren!

TJBM finally saw @Mimishu1995‘s skeleton!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I saw it earlier. Best skeleton I’ve seen today!

TJBM has seen a Red Skelton.

rojo's avatar

Yep, one of my favorites in the slapstick dept.

TJBM would not know a Kaddiddlehopper from a Freeloader.

reijinni's avatar

a what?
TJBM has many dashed dreams.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Many are the times I’ve found myself at the bottom of the chasm, picking up the shards of broken dreams, puzzling them back together to create greater, more powerful dreams.

TJBM is an optiist.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sniff, wow, that was beautiful, man.
I think I am, in the big picture. Sometimes though, certain things seem so bleak optimism is difficult to improbable.
TJBM would never hijack me to Utah.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not without your permission.

TJBM would give me permission to hijack them to Utah.

reijinni's avatar

never.
TJBM would like to take me to Louisville.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sure! If I could afford a trip right now, we’d go on the spot!
TJBM spontaneous.

Dutchess_III's avatar

…thinking…..
TJBM should probably check the balance in their checking account.

reijinni's avatar

didn’t like it.
TJBM is looking for more money.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Looking forward to making more money anyway. Next month I’m due for promotion to Master Sergeant and that comes with a nice pay increase.

TJBM believes that America should revert back to the Gold standard as far as a marketable currency is concerned.

rojo's avatar

Nope, I think we should operate on the barter system again.

TJBM is embarrassed to go out tonight because of gas.

ibstubro's avatar

Tap, tap, tap @Coloma. I’m WAITING.

Coloma's avatar

No, but..I was happily driving along today when my rear view mirror just fell off. haha
The screw or pin or whatever gave way. So now I have to drive around all weekend with a dangling mirror til I can take my car in Monday to my mechanic to fix it. Car weirdness….pffft!

TJBM has had a random car thing happen lately.

Thanks for waiting @ibstubro lol

ibstubro's avatar

I had the Explorer into the shop today to see if they could identify the OUTRAGEOUS ROAD NOISE HUM coming from the front driver’s side. Bad bearings. $275, maybe x 2.

I don’t think it was FUEL gas that was the problem! @Coloma

TJBM wishes they had some fresh cotton candy (or at least BeeHive hair!)

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I was thinking about cotton candy today. A big portion of the fun is smelling the moist, warm sugar, and watching it spin and wind onto the stick. The best part is EATING IT!
TJBM is eating something right now, and has to wipe their fingers before they can say yes.

Coloma's avatar

Not yet, but I am getting hungry…not sure what I’ll have yet. Have to finish my beer first. lol

TJBM loves peanut butter cookies.

ibstubro's avatar

Tap, tap, tap @Coloma. I’m WAITING.

Coloma's avatar

@rojo So you’re saying your a windbag? lolol

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER! Cookies, fudge, scooped up on a spoon, cupcakes, stirred into ice cream…. you name it.
TJBM wants some PB ice cream NOW!

Coloma's avatar

No, because I had chocolate chip cookies.

TJBM is off to dreamland. zzzzz

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s 8:20 here…
TJBM is not a morning person.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Really! I do most of my activities at night.
TJBM is TJBM :D

Brian1946's avatar

Almost (you’re off by one letter)- I’m TJBY. ;-)

TJBM has or has had a pet with a potentially longer lifespan than theirs.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Used to, a turtle. Too bad it died sooner than me due to ill caring :’(
RIP, Mr. err… <oh well, I haven’t come up with a name for it :p>
TJBM doesn’t have a name for their pet.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes I do. His name is Cyanide. He’s a nice guy.
TJBM thinks Cyanide is a nice guy.

this_velvet_glove_again's avatar

Yup :p

TJBM thinks the word cyanide sounds beautiful.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I think the word plethora sounds beautiful.
TJBM likes to watch the sunrise.

AshLeigh's avatar

Pffffft. I don’t get up that early.
TJBM wakes up at 9 AM every day.

Brian1946's avatar

I usually go to bed before 9 AM.

TJBM has a 6’ high poster of NSYNC welded to their bedroom ceiling.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, my bedroom ceiling is all plain and clean!
TJBM is very clean.

reijinni's avatar

nope, lazy
TJBM couldn’t be bothered.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes, at least right now.
TJBM is bothered by something.

Bluefreedom's avatar

I’m presently concerned about the lack of food in my stomach. Breakfast might be in order.

TJBM believes in the existence of ghosts & spirits although they haven’t actually seen any yet.

cookieman's avatar

Nope. Not even a little.

TJBM watched Casper the Friendly Ghost as a kid.

Coloma's avatar

True, but I’m a Coyote & Roadrunner fan.

TJBM weighs exactly 136 lbs.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not sure, but…
TJBM knows how to change lb into kg.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, via the internets I can!

TJBM IS READY TO GO TO BREAKFAST NOW.

Mimishu1995's avatar

NO, I’M READY TO GO TO BED NOW!
TJBM wants to wish me a good night sleep.

Dutchess_III's avatar

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! No…wait….
TJBM is NOT on Kansas time zone.

Mimishu1995's avatar

If I was at Kansas time zone I would be ready for breakfast now :(
TJBM is zzzzzz yet again!

Coloma's avatar

True…and….do you know that CA. has had more tornados than Kansas this year? One for us, zero for you, plus a 5.6 earthquake in LA last night.

TJBM has been in an earthqauke.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes, actually. Two of them. Right here in Kansas. And I have the cracks in the walls to prove it.

TJBM has been in a hurricane.

Dutchess_III's avatar

We’ll surpass you with tornadoes soon, I’m sure @Coloma! Prolly tomorrow.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yeah, a leetle one. When I was Navy, on the east coast, our job where I worked was to take the smallcraft up a river to a low-set area during hurry canes to keep them safe. We anchored for the night during a hurry cane which wasn’t real big, and barely hit us. No big damage, some equipment got tossed off the pier. We had a big cleaning job facing us when we got back. It was fun, anchored out. It was like a campout with RVs, kinda. Some guys loaded lots of sack lunches on one of the boats. Once everyone was anchored, they came around in a lifeboat passing out food. Some of us used morse and signal flags to gossip from boat to boat.

@Mimishu1995 136 lb is 61.69 kg, my phone has an app for that.

TJBM has an app for all our problems.

Coloma's avatar

Heh…I wish. I am appless in the Sierras. lol

TJBM is having spicey gumbo for lunch with Havarti cheese with caraway and french bread.

ibstubro's avatar

False, but I love Havarti!

TJBM was caught napping.

Brian1946's avatar

I wasn’t napping, I was writing my answer and then you decided to cut in front of me. I realize there’s nothing in the Fluther TOU that says one has to be polite, but it’s something I and I guess others try to practice.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Apparently @Brian1946 is still napping because he didn’t continue the thread. I was not napping as evidenced by me supplying an answer here.

TJBM gets confounded easily but recovers quickly on most occasions.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I’m either confused or complexed. I’ll get back to ya.

Or maybe I’m confounded.

TJBM is waiting for the Reader’s Digest version to find out what is going on.
Do you TJBM remember Reader’s Digest twenty page novels condensed from 400 pages?

Coloma's avatar

Yes, I do.
Funny story, my ancient neighbor who is like 96 gives me magazines. She gave me a RD a few weeks ago and there was this story about the oldest horse in the U.S. he was born in 1948 and was supposedly 50. I paused and did the math and then went WTF! The horse would have been 66. Looked at the cover and it was a RD from 1998. hahahaha

TJBM has an ancient neighbor, over 90.

AshLeigh's avatar

I just moved here in December, but so far I haven’t seen any elderly people. Parents, mostly.
TJBM wants to live to be 120 so they can tell everyone they lived so long because they ate a pinecone every day.

Coloma's avatar

Fuck no! If I live that long it will be because I am too damn stubborn to die. lol

TJBM has a secret candy bar stashed away for that candy craving moment.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Dark Chocolate Bar 86% Cacao, but don’t tell anyone ! !
TJBM has a tornado watch in their area. WE do until 1 AM EDT.
One was sighted on the ground 18 miles west of us.

Coloma's avatar

True, almost. We had a tornado last Weds. but they have lifted the warnings for the storm we have today. crazy in CA.

TJBM thinks the end is near.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Better not be I’m ready to win the “POWERBALL”!

TJBM has won more than $2000 one lottery ticket.

Coloma's avatar

No. Only $25. Two people in CA. just split a 400 million win last week. Pffft!

TJBM buys lotto tickets.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Used to. One day when I was 10 one boy gave me a bunch of papers and told me that it could give me money. At that time I knew nothing about lottery so I quickly agreed to buy those “papers” from him. My parents then scolded me and I didn’t understand why :(
TJBM did something hilariously stupid in the past and would like to share now.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yes, once. I did a hilariously stupid virgin. He said, “Will it hurt?” I said, “Well, shoot, if it doesn’t hurt a little bit it isn’t hardly worth the doing.” I was so right, yet I did it anyway. SNORT! chuckle.
TJBM wants to slide down a firehouse pole.

AshLeigh's avatar

Dude. Yes.
TJBM is a fireman.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, firegirl whatever you mean by “fire”
TJBM wants to commit a murder :D

Brian1946's avatar

If I’m going to be in your crime novel, I’d rather be the detective who gets plastic surgery and is unwittingly transformed into the identical twin of the murderer.

TJBM can count how many desktop icons they have on their screen.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Brian1946 brilliant idea for a novel hah!
18!
TJBM thinks it’s too easy!

Brian1946's avatar

That depends on what “it” is. E.g., breathing is very easy for me, but I certainly don’t want it to be less easy.

TJBM will mention something that is too easy.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Distractions.

TJBM is easily distracted.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I don’t think so. Usually I WHAT!??! My fave tv station is going to run Welcome Back Kotter???!!!!!!!! I can’t wait. That was my favorite gosh I need a cigarette. I had smoking when I’m having sneeze attacks though. It hurts so much when I have a lungful and what the heck did that kid do now?

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

TJBM has a kid making lots of noise outside and it sounds like they’re being attacked but they just have a frisbee.

Coloma's avatar

No, pretty quiet outside here, of course I live behind a cematary, dead people don’t make a lot of noise. lol

TJBM had a few too many last night. I need some mexican food with lots of hot salsa.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Depends on what you means by “a few too many”. Yes, I was quite busy last night trying to get rid of some crazy viruses and preparing for my class. My computer have been infected for 4 days now and still nothing much has improved, leaving me several days of unproductivity.
I’ve had enough of those viruses now!
TJBM would like to share something which is pissing them off.

AshLeigh's avatar

That I can’t marry fictional characters. Even if it’s true love!
TJBM will tell us their favorite fictional character.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Too many to tell!
TJBM wants to marry a fictional character.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, my real-life character wife would not approve.

TJBM has experienced fictional love.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Sometimes…
TJBM has never been in love.

geeky_mama's avatar

Oh, quite the opposite! I’ve fallen in love many, many times. And then I married Prince Charming and we’ve lived happily ever after.

TJBM is an accomplished knitter/quilter/???

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sigh, no. I started learning both. My mother got tired of helping me learn any more. It got set aside, and never picked up again when I grew up.
TJBM wants to pick a mom to step in on the things their mom never did.

Coloma's avatar

False. I parent myself, do not want or need anyone to cater to me.

TJBM is fiercely independent.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I always was. An accident in a crosswalk can change that forever.
sniff, sniff, choke
TJBM cut one!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Oops! Didn’t mean for it to be that loud!

TJBM thinks we would have no energy crisis if we could capture farts from humans and animals.

Coloma's avatar

Well..I can think of a few blowhards that are sitting on untapped power for sure. lol

TJBM is a windbag.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Depends what I eat.

TJBM is a blowhard.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Depends on what I eat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TJBM speaks Mandarin.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Depends on what I eat! HAHAHA!

THEM has a warped sense of humor.

Coloma's avatar

I do, I do….humor is everything.

TJBM loves kettle Korn. pop, pop, pop

Mimishu1995's avatar

KETTLE KORN!
TJBM is that crazy :D

Coloma's avatar

I am. lol

TJBM is a rare bird, has a hard time finding a flock to fly with.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes. I was born so rare that I just can’t find any similar breed anywhere or at least here
TJBM is so special :)

Coloma's avatar

I am, and so are you Mimishu.

TJBM will ship me a Vietnamese water buffalo.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Collect & express. ($50,000 cash only collect) You can make chees if you want.

TJBM has made cheese at their house. We have done mozzarella and another soft cheese.

Coloma's avatar

Not at my house, but, I had a neighbor that had dairy goats and we made goat cheese…meh…not too exciting really. lol

TJBM likes Havarti with caraway seeds cheese.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Coloma I will ship you, only after I cut its horns, and if you have a water rice field :)

Yes. Anything new is really good ;)

TJBM is would like to tell a freaky experience :)

AshLeigh's avatar

I was kidnapped a couple times. Freaky enough?
TJBM has kidnapped someone, and keeps them in basement.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I suppose you could call it kidnapping, except I didn’t go get anybody, they all came here. I didn’t trap or tie anyone until they went down into my basement. Mostly they are happy down there. I feed them twice a day, and on Christmas they get ice cream. They don’t mind dong the laundry so much, but I don’t think they like doing my pedicures.
TJBM is so embarrassed of their feet they would be afraid to get a pedicure.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I was, until last week. I was walking down the street, suddenly I was blindfolded, and a cloth containing a foul smell was placed upon my face. Everything went dark! When I came to, I was strapped to a chair, and I felt many tiny, hands, scrubbing, scraping, filing and clipping…I fell back to darkness, and came back to consciousness on a park bench not far from my home.

TJBM believes every word of the above story.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Yetanotheruser Err, that’s the whole story?

TJBM want to celebrate April Fools!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

xnc c wdik scm jdhdw mcnskd js ijaskcw g jDkc sdki dwcjk dj ed lsdc .k wdndvcd!

TJBM kjzxcj j dcj xg g dnhsdxl hxck fmcn srxci jxck v bsds.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, ewioro gfndknr e rvvt vto oirtvoite e reovniot iornt g sjew o oieueo!
TJBM ksajfslklsj i elk odsp sda sdiofp e oe oe o epoepw!

crushingandreaming's avatar

?????????????
TJBM is in love but the person just found out that she likes him.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, but seems like someone is in that situation :D
TJBM understands what @Jonesn4burgers and I were talking about earlier :D

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not a freakin clue!

TJBM has a job interview tomorrow!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope! But, I’ve got new skills! On the Hi, Jack thread, I learned how to do this:
// ( o Y o ) \\ Is that talent, or what?

TJBM has been to the Hi Jack thread.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yeah! And I actually met Jack the Ripper in the flesh!
TJBM befriends with a murderer :D

crushingandreaming's avatar

Nope.
TJBM can’t wait to see her crush tonight.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Don’t have anything lined up.
TJBM has a tooth which points the wrong direction.

Mimishu1995's avatar

That’s right, my wisdom tooth! When it first grew it pointed me to a food store which it claimed to be the best. It finally turned out the good one was the one next to the one I went to >:(

TJBM wants to get rid of all of their teeth!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No. I like teeth. I collect teeth. I have teeth I’ve collectect from 37 other people.
TJBM can appreciate a dark side in other people.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Of course, because I have a dark side myself.
TJBM thinks I’m trying to spam (in many ways) when they look at this.

Brian1946's avatar

No, I think you’re just posting a link to an ad that I might find funny if I understood Vietnamese.

TJBM thinks this video portrays their life at home.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Brian1946 Here is my translation for that video.
From the beginning to when the man loses his table:
– The crowd: Cops! Cops! Run!
From when the man loses his table to when he eats in a KFC restaurant:
– Young man’s voice: to avoid that situation, please choose Easy Menu at KFC and enjoy the best meals with only 15000 dong! Eat as much as you want without worrying about the price!_
When Mr. KFC’s head and the white letter appear:
<It’s just the Vietnamese translation for the KFC’s slogan. And I guess you already know what it is.>

I agree with that girl in your video in some way. Her first statement is somewhat true for my father :) The karaoke statement is 100% true for my high school classmate one day we went to a karaoke shop and one girl sang several songs continuously and didn’t let anyone to join her :( But her last statement is not true for my mom. She never gets my clothes. On the contrary, she sometimes give me her clothes :)

TJBM has some more videos describing their life like @Brian1946.‘s

Coloma's avatar

A few….not many.

TJBM knows that @Mimishu1995 family likes to be nibbled by fish.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, I did not know that, but it sounds intriguing.
TJBM would like to try the sensation of being nibbled by lots of fish.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I don’t need to, because I already did.
TJBM thinks being nibbled by fish can cause death.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Sometimes, if the fish are of a pirhana-like species

TJBM humans can sometimes be a pirhana-like species.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Don’t tell me I’m some kind of devil :?
TJBM thinks BIG!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Compared to what or whom?

TJBM likes a taste of winter in the springtime.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I like a taste of spring in the winter time.
TJBM doesn’t care about the seasons.

reijinni's avatar

perhaps
TJBM is now deciding whether to have either rabbit stew or duck stew.

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s breakfast time… Plus, I don’t like rabbit, and I’ve never tried duck.
TJBM has tried duck and will tell me how it is.

Coloma's avatar

No, never! I hear it is stringy and greasy, ick, not to mention my obvious bias of eating anything with flappy feet.

TJBM still sleeps with a teddy bear.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I’ve slept with the same teddy bear for over 25 years. She does not snore, but sometimes she emits sweet sounds of slumber.

TJBM knows someone who emits “sweet sounds of slumber” when they sleep.

Coloma's avatar

Yes. my cat and goose. Little squeeky goose snores and cat mumbling in deep sleep. haha

TJBM loves garlic bread!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes! especially when you chop the garlic into fine slices, and put it in the pan with the butter, then when the butter’s all melted, you brush it on the bread before placing the bread under the broiler. a little Parmesan and rosemary also add their own to the total flavor!

TJBM has their own variation on almost every recipe they use.

Coloma's avatar

Quite a few, yes.

TJBM knows how to make an awesome cream of celery soup and will share it.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. Ask my mom!
TJBM thinks of nothing.

rojo's avatar

Nothingness is my middle name.

TJBM thinks it is time to start #57 because this one is getting too long to manipulate.

Coloma's avatar

Too long to manipulate? @rojo Always that sexual innuendo thing. lolol

TJBM will wake me up when we get to pt. 57

Bluefreedom's avatar

A distinct possibility, yes. I can be your ‘early warning system’.

TJBM admires the work ethic and talent that goes into making up an entire orchestral section.

Coloma's avatar

Absolutely! I wish I was part of some amazing orchestra, but I can’t even whistle. lol

TJBM has a tummy ache.

rojo's avatar

No, that is just the result of too much alcohol this evening.
TJBM has shaved their genitals because an SO asked them too.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Yes and no. I manscape because it is hygienic and feels better after doing so but I don’t do it because my SO requested it.

TJBM has seen the Northern Lights (Aurora Borealis) at least once in their life.

rojo's avatar

No, unfortunately, not yet. I was in the wrong place (Homer) at the right time (Anchorage 2009).
TJBM won’t eat eggs because they come out “of a chickens butt”.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Poop is what comes from a chicken’s butt, and I don’t eat that. I eat eggs though. I had pet chickens when I was a kid. I had some bantams, and their eggs were huge! I got lots of double yolks in those. I also had a few Japanese hens. They were smaller, and laid little blue eggs. I used to hard boil them and take one to school for lunch each day.
TJBM has eaten eggs some color other than white.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Black eggs taste good!
TJBM is still eating breakfast.

Coloma's avatar

False, still having coffee, only 7:41 on the west coast.

TJBM is annoyed at someone.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I’m annoyed at A WEBSITE!

FUCK YOU <some name> WEBSITE! WHY THE HELL DO YOU ASK ME TO WAIT FOR NOTIFICATION AFTER MY UPLOADED FILE IS 100% COMPLETE? I HAVE WAITED FOR 1 HOUR NOW AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED! GET MY FILE DONE RIGHT NOW!

TJBM is that pissed off.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

TJBM did two seconds of research to determine that the rumor of the Yellowstone volcano getting ready to erupt is FALSE.

Brian1946's avatar

I read about the 4.8 mag temblor at Jellystone, but not about a rumor asserting the imminence of a supervolcanic eruption of the caldera.

TJBM lives in the potential kill zone of the aforementioned eruption.

Mimishu1995's avatar

TJBM is getting angry!!!!!

reijinni's avatar

just tired.
TJBM is ready to admit that the government is the enemy.

ibstubro's avatar

False. “We are those people that our parents warned us about.”

TJBM believes in quality over quantity.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I believe somewhere in between.

TJBM is waiting for their s/o to wake up so they can vacuum.

ibstubro's avatar

Vacume. I’m tired of it being all about “You, you” and I want to talk about “Me” for a change.

TJBM wants to share a bug swallowing tale.

Mimishu1995's avatar

One day a mosquito stood on my arm and swallowed my blood. I hit it and it died.

TJBM knows a way to calm me down a bit…

ibstubro's avatar

Sure. Go dunk your head in the toilet.

TJBM wants to share a tale about a time they swallowed a bug.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No. Keep your mouth shut when riding a motorcycle.
@Mimishu1995 go get naked and let the fish have their way with you.
TJBM is not being nibbled by several kinky fish, but they are…......

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Kinky? Maybe at one time…or in fantasy…or…

TJBM is…

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Kinky? Maybe at one time… or in fantasy…. or…..

I am contempt.
TJBM is beneath contempt.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I am reproach.

TJBM knows why really raunchy roaches readily reproduce.

reijinni's avatar

no spray can kill them
TJBM will miss Letterman.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Naah, He may be retiring, but I don’t think he’s going away.

TJBM is looking forward to retirement.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I was forced into retirement. I’m hoping for rejuvination.
Hey @ibstubro thanks for making me above reproach! The change feels good!
TJBM is a prankster gangster, and proud of it.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yep! I’ve actually been referred to as “the don of pranksta gangsta’s”.

TJBM wonders about…things.

reijinni's avatar

of course.
TJBM is my secret sucker.

GracieT's avatar

Um, no?

TJBM had a great week and feels pretty darn good!

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not really…
TJBM’s day sucks!

ibstubro's avatar

False,I had a good day and a great day promised for tomorrow. To the city for an ice hockey game.

TJBM has attended a live sporting event recently.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. Don’t care for sport at all!
TJBM knows a way to keep fit without getting out of bed :D

AshLeigh's avatar

A magician never reveals their secrets.
TJBM is a magicians assistant.

Mimishu1995's avatar

If you are a magician, @AshLeigh, I’m willing to be.
TJBM thinks I’m aiming at a dark purpose :D

AshLeigh's avatar

It wouldn’t surprise me.
TJBM thinks TJAM is amusing.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Indeed I do. She cracks me up all the time.
TJBM has a crack, and it seems to be getting bigger. Maybe some glue?

Mimishu1995's avatar

Oh no! My tooth has a crack (due to candies overdose)! @Jonesn4burgers can you give me some glue to mend my tooth?
TJBM eats candies until their teeth crack :(

AshLeigh's avatar

… That has never happened to me.
TJBM never goes to the dentist.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I never goes to the dentist. It’s my parents who take me to the dentist!
TJBM is forced to go to the dentist.

GracieT's avatar

I’ve been lucky enough to find dentists that I go to willingly, it just takes their reminder calls to remind me to go.

TJBM can remember to go to the dentist on their own, and doesn’t need reminder calls.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I only remember those occasions when angry parents held a screaming @Mimishu1995‘s feet and dragged her to the dentist’s while she wildly clawed the ground with all her nails!

TJBM hopes those aren’t the early signs of @Adirondackwannabe’s leaving Fluther.

Don’t leave Adirondack! I still haven’t gotten to know you yet!

ibstubro's avatar

I do not fear @Adirondackwannabe leaving Fluther at this time.

TJBM has exciting plans for today!

Mimishu1995's avatar

Are you sure @ibstubro?
Yeah! Ask a shocking question here!
TJBM is shocked!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Surprised? Maybe. Amused? Perhaps. Shocked? Well maybe at one time, but I’ve been around on this blue marble too long to be really shocked about anything anymore.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

TJBM is getting ready for the day.

oops!

Mimishu1995's avatar

Err, may I ask you a question @Yetanotheruser? Is it the early morning in America?

I was ready 20 hours ago.

TJBM still wants to sleep.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yes. I could not sleep all night, my pain was too much. Now I am sooooo sleepy, and still in so much pain.
TJBM would massage my feet and get the feeling back for me if they were visiting right now.

AshLeigh's avatar

If you wash them first, I might.
TJBM likes giving massages.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes. Thereis a sensuality in massage that can transcend sexuality.

TJBM likes receiving a massage.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes I do. And no, I’m not leaving.
TJBM is doing better today.

reijinni's avatar

somewhat
TJBM wants an edible business card.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I do not want a business card from your hip pocket that I can eat, and I see no reason to give you a business card if you’re going to eat it.

TJBM wants a car with better gas mileage.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

TJBY ^ wants A car, just so long as it runs.
TJBM runs.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Run! Run! Run!

TJBM’s life lights up on clicking on my link.

ibstubro's avatar

Like an acid flashback of a grade-school cartoon.

TJBM is more selfless than self-centered.

snowberry's avatar

I’ll leave that up for others to decide, but really it depends on the person you ask.

TJBM has been on vacation recently.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, but it seems that a jelly here needs to.

TJBM thinks they’re being trolled after watching this.

reijinni's avatar

not watching.
This will be TJBM’s favorite song.

AshLeigh's avatar

I won’t let me watch it.
TJBM writes every day.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I’m supposed to.
TJBM will read it when I’m finished.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Always and forever!

TJBM is doing outside-y things today.

AshLeigh's avatar

Never. I’m writing all day.
TJBM is staying in their pajamas.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I rarely get to spend the day in my jelly jammies.

TJBM is indecisive.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No! well, sometimes, I guess. Yeahhhh, no, not really. Pretty much, probably.

TJBM is a fraud.

ibstubro's avatar

No, I’m pretty darned genuine. To a fault. But you know that!

TJBM has killed several flies with one swat before.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. SEVERAL MOSQUITOES! (I just fucking hate mosquitoes)
TJBM wants every mosquito in the world to DIE!

GracieT's avatar

Actually, one of the (few) good side effects of my medicine is that they don’t bother me anymore!

But, I still remember them and HATE THEM, so TJBM would like to do away with mosquitoes!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yes, indeedy!

TJBM would like to know how @ibstubro‘s date went at the hockey game, and if he caught any flying teeth?!!!!!??????

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Jonesn4burgers I love it when you left the “person” out. Sometimes it’s better to leave what you really mean out :)
Yes, please @ibstubro!
TJBM has broken their teeth in a ridiculous way.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

When I was two I was quite the climber. By the time I was three, my parents had to take the swings off my swingset because I liked to chimpanzee across the top bar, and the chains got tangled in my legs.
One time it rained for just days. Puddles grew toward each other and became ponds. I was a stir crazy four year old girl. I kept BEGGING to go out, I didn’t care about the rain. Finally, the rain stopped for more than ten minutees, and the sun came out. Mom said I could go out. I ran across the porch, and took a leap at my swingset. I meant to grab one leg about half up, then climb the rest of the way to the top. DUH-UH-UH-UH-UHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was all wet, I slid right down, pinched my tiny pink fingers on the crossbar, hit the edge of the porch with my little mouth. We had to wait quite a while for the bleeding to stop so we could find out I broke one front tooth, and knocked the other unfixably loose.

TJBM cared enough to read my whole answer, and flinched at the end.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I have finished reading your story, and almost hit my mouth on the screen when I read: DUH-UH-UH-UH-UHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was all wet, I slid right down, pinched my tiny pink fingers on the crossbar, hit the edge of the porch with my little mouth.

TJBM breaths the air of the characters in books to the point they get hurt :P

Yetanotheruser's avatar

If the book is well written, and if I like the character. As a boy, I read Mark Twain’s Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, and I always ended up crying at the funeral scene.

TJBM is not a narcissist..

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Nah, I don’t think so.
@Jonesn4burgers I didn’t flinch at all. I watched a hockey player take a puck square in the teeth. He lost 8 teeth, they found 4 of them.
TJBM has an idea where the other 4 teeth are.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Maybe they flew all the way to my country?
TJBM thinks what I said is feasible :p

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sure, why not! I’m believing in chupacabras, might as well believe everything is possible today! :-)

TJBM has appliances going berzerk, and doesn’t want to shop for new everything all at once.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not any appliances of mine go wrong, but I still want shopping!
TJBM is a total shopaholic!

snowberry's avatar

Nope. I hate to shop.

TJBM loves to shop for…CHOCOLATE!

Mimishu1995's avatar

CHOCOLATE!
TJBM will buy me a bar of CHOCOLATE!

reijinni's avatar

buy? yes. for you? perhaps.
TJBM will dance to this song

crushingandreaming's avatar

No I won’t.
TJBM would do anything for some gummybears.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Anything?…Gummy bears are ok by me, but nothing that exciting.

TJBM would do anything for something…or someone.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No. I’ve already given up so much for so little. I’m getting old, and wanting less give and more take.
TJBM gives a little too freely of themself.

GracieT's avatar

Usually, yes.

TJBM knows how to say no.

ibstubro's avatar

Absolutely. And I’m great at saying it without saying, the word “No”.

TJBM knew that there are 50,000 ghost towns in the US (per NPR).

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, but I know there are countless ghosts as well as made up gods in my country. And whenever there’s something people can’t explain, they put it down to: “It’s must be a ghost/god that did it!”
TJBM has enough time to count the number of ghosts in their region.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, I’ll leave that to the ghost hunters.

TJBM thinks there must be something to paranormal activities.

ibstubro's avatar

Every minute of my life I’m more doubtful, as I have always been open to the idea, but never experienced paranormal activity.

TJBM sometimes feels like an extraterrestrial.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yeah! I feel like I’m an alien!
TJBM feels like they have supernatural ability.

AshLeigh's avatar

Of course. I am Spiderman.
TJBM is Carnage, and wants to fight me :D

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Ohhhhh, not today. Maybe this weekend.

TJBM is glad things are warming up, but DAMN those allergies!

ibstubro's avatar

New Rope. Now find a freakin NECK on her!

I only suffer light allergies.

Spring is TJBM’s favorite time of the year.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes, with fall a close second.

TJBM is doing it outside today.

ibstubro's avatar

Nope. I’m doing it in the kitchen.

TJBM likes doing it in the bathroom best.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not picky.
TJBM is doing it in the bedroom today.

ibstubro's avatar

I can’t help myself!

Oh, let’s do it!

TJBM has been bent over a hostess trolly.

AshLeigh's avatar

I wish.
TJBM likes hostess trollies.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Not when I’m bent over them. That night in jail with Bubba was a long night. and the guy was big all over.
TJBM won’t ever break the law again.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’m genetically hard-wired to break the speed limit.

TJBM has seen many shooting stars.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yep.

TJBM is shooting the moon tonight.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Just give me a gun…
TJBM has an urge to use a gun.

geeky_mama's avatar

No thank you. I don’t like guns.

TJBM knows how to play the game called “Spite & Malice”
Really, it’s a game, not a euphemism for any ill treatment of others.

ibstubro's avatar

No, I do not. But I would be interested in knowing? Can it be crafted into a Fluther question?

TJBM prefers waffles to pancakes.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I love pancakes, but I orgasm for waffles.
TJBM refuses to use anything less than maple syrup on either pancakes or waffles. Aunt what’s her name syrup tastes like ass. (That’s a symbeline quote)

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Symbeline’s quote? You don’t say.
And I’m not sure I understand…
TJBM wants a new TJBM now!

ibstubro's avatar

False. Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 500 responses.” is, well, tradition, on every incarnation of the question.

TJBM thinks maple waffles are sublime, but recommends Jiffy cornbread mix for the waffles.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I haven’t had maple waffles in a long time. They’re on the list for vacation.
@Mimishu1995 Careful how you phrase that. :)
TJBM has witnessed someone ordering egg beaters while they are on vacation.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not something I have in mind right now…
TJBM thinks @ibstubro will forgive me for this.

ibstubro's avatar

@ibstubro will hold you to your own standards, @Mimishu1995.

TJBM has lived on a boat.

Mimishu1995's avatar

False. I only know people who lived on a boat.
TJBM has lived on the shore.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I have lived on shore, and boat at same time. When I was in the Navy I lived off the base some of the time, on base some of the time. All of the time I was required to spend nights living on my boat when I had “Duty nights”, and during hurricanes. It was my home away from home.
TJBM has a secret home they go to sometimes.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is looking for new music

geeky_mama's avatar

Sometimes. I think my tastes lean towards eclectic rather than weird per se..

TJBM would like to learn how to play a new instrument.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes. I would like to learn the piano, but I’m just don’t have a talent for music except for listening :p
TJBM has a talent for something.

ibstubro's avatar

True. I have a talent for being intuitive about another person’s needs. Positive feedback to new shoes, I;m known as the guy that noticed and provided. Creeps some out.

TJBM has eaten (or drank/en) a cranberry in the past week. :)

Mimishu1995's avatar

CHEER! (hope I picture it right)
TJBM is ignorant of culture…

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

This jelly loves culture. From different culture, to the arts, I dig right in. I had a client in today that was looking through my music collection. She said I had the most amazing collection of music she had ever seen. I also saw the Turner to Cezanne collection when it toured the US.
TJBM thinks culture comes from yogurt.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, because it’s scientifically proven that culture comes from this.
TJBM thinks so too :)

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sure. You know me Mimi, you say it, I’l back you up.
TJBM faced danger today, and conquered.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Faced incoming danger, but not yet to conquered :/
TJBM thinks a bit danger in life is fun.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

You bet!
TJBM likes to bet.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Used to, but seeing a friend losing money after a bet ruined my willpower.
TJBM has a hilariously traumatic memory.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I also have a traumatically hilarious memory.

TJBM likes playing with words.

AshLeigh's avatar

<—Poet.
TJBM is also a poet.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Songwriter. Poet of sorts, I guess.

TJBM would like to share some of their poetry.

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure.
“I think I’ve finally regrown the pieces he stole.
I’d like to press my lips to yours. Taste the breath I can only guess is sweet from across the table.
I remain here. Never erasing the distance.
You’ve left me with a trail of sweet smiles. And still I wonder of you will say yes.”
Not my best, but it was on the spot.

TJBM wants to go to a poetry slam.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Mmmmmm, more my daughter’s thing than mine these days.
TJBM likes to look for fun shapes in the clouds on a day like today.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Ahh, yes!

TJBM doesn’t like pulling weeds on a day like today.

Mimishu1995's avatar

What? A day has weeds growing on it?
TJBM knows which day has weeds growing on it.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Weednesday, obviously.
TJBM is planning their garden already.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yup, tomorrow is the Master Gardener’s plant sale.

TJBM supports their local businesses.

Mimishu1995's avatar

How about supporting my money instead?
TJBM wants to be buried with their money

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

A guy was terminally ill and he decided to take his money with him.. He called in his three closest friends and told them of his plan. He drew out all of his cash and put it in three envelopes. He wanted them to throw in the envelopes when they buried him. He called in his friends, a doctor, a rabbi, and his pastor and gave them the envelopes. At the funeral they all threw them in. They went to the wake after. The Dr said he hated throwing in that much money, the pastor agreed, and the rabbi said I threw in a check for the full amount.
TJBM likes Snow Patrol.

reijinni's avatar

I guess they’re OK.
TJBM can’t decide between chilli fries and poutine.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No need. I don’t like either :D
TJBM has reached the last page of the internet :D

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Too Funny!
TJBM will please forgive my very long answer in the meet other jellies thread. (It was such a fun memory, I just couldn’t stop writing)

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not only did I forgive you, I also lurved you :D
TJBM sometimes mistakes a normal jelly for a spammer.

ibstubro's avatar

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a spammer on Fluther.

TJBM is addicted to something.

Mimishu1995's avatar

FILM NOIR!!!!!!!
TJBM is crazy about something (whatever crazy means here :D)...

AshLeigh's avatar

All sorts of things.
TJBM is not crazy.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Subjectively or objectively?

TJBM thinks if you don’t like the weather wait five minutes.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Ssssshhhhh! It’s perfect, RIGHT NOW! I couln’t bear for it to, you know.
TJBM will be dancing tonight.

ibstubro's avatar

Right. I will be waltzing off to bed in about an hour.

TJBM has a surprising addition to mac and cheese.
I think sardines might be good. They’re great on grilled cheese.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

BBQ pulled pork, in a grilled sandwich!

TJBM thinks anything that involves mac and cheese is a good thing.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I prefer windows…
TJBM uses windows.

ibstubro's avatar

I’ve often been told I make a better door than a window, if that counts.

TJBM has a craft project in the works.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yeah, procrastination. I should be sewing beads on some clothes in pretty patterns, but I’ve been putting it off. Maybe after brunch.
TJBM is real good at finding excuses to put off doing stuff.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yeah. Sort of. Because I hurt and I’m tired all the time and I’m waiting on my lab results as to why.

TJBM got a solid, GOOD night’s sleep last night, for the first time in eons. And I’ve gotten more done this morning than I have all week!

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not last night…
TJBM is sleepy even though they slept very well…

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Not sleepy yet and worried I scared you last night. We okay?
TJBM sometimes plays too rough.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes, provided that people know what I’m getting at.
TJBM sometimes plays too soft :)

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Many years ago, a lady friend, when saying goodbye, told me I was a truly gentle man.

TJBM knows a truly gentle man.

geeky_mama's avatar

I do, in fact. I married him.

TJBM has been married for over 15 years.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’ve never been married.
TJBM is a newlywed.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not lately.
TJBM is tired of snow already, and didn’t need any reminders to come outta left field. :-(

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not really, it’s gone the next day!

TJBM just had 3 seasons in 36 hours.

Mimishu1995's avatar

How about 3 seasons in 3 hours?
TJBM is getting annoyed with the weather.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I have plants I started weeks ago dieing because it keeps freezing again. They need to be set out. I’M SO FRUSTRATED WITH THE WEATHER! I WANT TO PLANT MY VEGGIES AND FLOWERS!
TJBM sometimes just wants to scream.

Mimishu1995's avatar

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!
TJBM knows how to control themselves.

AshLeigh's avatar

Occasionally.
TJBM fights dragons.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I don’t like dragons. I prefer fighting crime!
TJBM has just fought with someone :D

AshLeigh's avatar

Just called someone a butthead. Does that count?
TJBM is a butthead.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yup, It fits.
TJBM was at the first Woodstock. ( I’m listening to Fogerty)

ibstubro's avatar

I was not. From what I’ve heard I would not have truly liked it; the mud the bathrooms, etc.
Music wise, I’d love to listen to a soundtrack!

TJBM has a Woodstock experience.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

—yes but I’m waiting for @ibstubro@Adirondackwannabe was there too!
TJBM is more confused then ever before.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I was still in single digits for age when Woodstock happened. I saw the cars headed through for the last Woodstock up in Rome. What a clusterfuck.
TJBM has seen the first Woodstock movie.

Mimishu1995's avatar

A movie with a lumberjack as a protagonist and involves a lot of wood?
TJBM has seen a ridiculous movie.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Kentucky Fried Movie. Look up Catholic High School Girls in Trouble, or “Go back, it’s a blow job”.
TJBM doesn’t know who Woody Allen is.

GracieT's avatar

I actually wish I didn’t!

TJBM loves old movies.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yep!. Even movies older than the old ones I saw in the theaters!

speaking of Woodstock, I was in Vietnam, wishing I was at Woodstock!

TJBM likes ridiculous movies.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Like those Korean dramas? No way!
TJBM likes Korean dramas.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope, but I do love Japanese dramas.

TJBM is a worrier. (Or “worrywart”, if you prefer)

Mimishu1995's avatar

Maybe, but not today.
TJBM is a carefreer.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I can’t seem to free my cares no matter how hard I try.

TJBM finally feels like it’s REALLY spring, at last!

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes! In sitting on my porch in the sun, fluthering from my mobile! :)
TJBM doesn’t usually go in the sun, but it’s been a long winter.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I agree it’s been a long winter, but I find myself in the sun too often, working. Other times, though, I do seek out shade.

TJBM is sweating in the yard whilst listening to some beginner practicing “Up on the roof top, click, click, click, down through the chimney with Old St. Nick,” on an oboe.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I’m missing ONLY the oboe part.

TJBM has the city wide annual brush and tree limb pick-up on Friday.

ibstubro's avatar

I lack the city and I burn the brush. Waiting now for some rain so I can try to burn a fallen tree out of the ditch.

Nice new airheaded avatar, @Dutchess_III!

TJBM is having seafood for dinner tonight.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, pesto pasta.

TJBM has got to get back to the garden.

Mimishu1995's avatar

What garden?
TJBM has just vented their anger on someone.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not just now, but last night I did.

TJBM has been in every single TJBM thread from day 1.

AshLeigh's avatar

I think I came in around 20-something. I can’t remember.
TJBM is probably a dragon.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not always.

TJBM wishes they were a cow.

Leanne1986's avatar

No but I wish I had a cow. my favourite animal.

TJBM received a box if chocolates today.

AshLeigh's avatar

I haven’t. I might purchase some chocolate later though.
TJBM knows that chocolate is their one true love.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

To true!
TJBM is watching a M*A*S*H marathon.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Muscular and skinny hobos’ marathon? Hey, that’s cool!
TJBM is watching something ridiculously extraordinary.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, something beautifully ordinary…sunrise over Colorado’s eastern plains.

TJBM agrees that sunrise is best observed at the end of one’s day.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not sure. Have never seen sunrire.
TJBM thinks this thread isn’t popular anymore :’(

ibstubro's avatar

False. It seems to me that 57 sucked the life out of this question, and then died it’s own death.

TJBM isn’t afraid to speak the truth.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not.
TJBM would snuggle Jennifer Lawrence.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Joey Lawrence, maybe.
TJBM could fit my annoying neighbor with cement shoes.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t even know your annoying neighbor. Sry.

TJBM is starting to grow elm trees in the dining room from the zillion elm seeds that have blown in there.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I do not even know what an elm seed looks like, and furthermore, I thought that the Dutch Elm Disease killed all the elm trees in the US 4–5 decades ago?

TJBM was surprised when they learned recently that Doris Day is still alive.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

TRUE!
I thought Dutch Elm Disease killed off, 4 or 5 decades ago, all the Dutch Americans who tried to tap elm trees for syrup. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I do like Seth Meyers and laugh at the joke I make. Funny, no?

TJBM has no respect for coms who laugh at their own jokes.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yeah, laugh at your own joke, get a pie in the face. Watch your back. Or your front.
TJBM knew resistant strains of elm trees are coming back big time.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I did not know that.
Can you make my pie dutch apple? The dutch apple trees weren’t wiped out too, were they?
TJBM will throw a dutch apple pie at my face.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Nope, I will not. Apple pie is dense plus it cooks best in a glass pan. You want that much weight headed at you? I will gently push a pie of cool whip in your face if you really want it, but I’d be happier just rubbing a finger full on your nose. :) Dutch apple trees are fine. It’s the Ash trees taking a beating right now.
TJBM knows way too much about trees and stuff.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No. I could benefit from some new info.
If you will gently push cool whip in my face, can we still have a dutch apple pie to go with it? I really like that crumble topping, and cool whip is great with it! I’ll share.
TJBM would like some whimsy to change the tone of their day.

Mimishu1995's avatar

What? You ask me to change?
TJBM know way too much about Mafia and stuff (sorry @Adirondackwannabe for copyright infringement)

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I have known some people who were “Connected”, but I didn’t know much about their business. I do know how they make a necktie. I learned that from tv. I know most of the casinos in Nevada are no longer mafia run.
TJBM likes to do projects with colored paper.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Jonesn4burgers We will have the apple pie after I leave a small dollop of whipped cream on your nose. With cheddar cheese.

Mimishu1995's avatar

TJBM has eaten cheddar cheese (I have, but only in the form of goldfish fucking crackers)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Mimishu1995 Oh god, you don’t know what you are missing. Great cheeses are so so good.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

You guys and your food has totally distracted me.
TJBM always gets distracted.

ibstubro's avatar

At times I’m easily distracted.

TJBM is ready for the mushroom hunting season!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I miss morels in New England around the apple trees.

TJBM has a LOVE of mushrooms or SHROOMS !!

Mimishu1995's avatar

MUSHROOMS!
TJBM has been waiting patiently for other jellies to craft their responses in this thread.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Waiting, but not so patiently.
@Adirondackwannabe, chedder is okay, but my faves are blue cheese, and Loraine Swiss, which I believe underwent a name change a long time back. Baby swiss is similar, but Loraine had a smoother flavor.
TJBM likes to fill the holes in a chunk of swiss cheese with spreadable ham or turkey, and eat big chunks of it on snack crackers.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, the cheese will lose its taste!
Cheeses are like people. Many of them have holes, and that’s what makes them beautiful :)
TJBM thinks of some insane philosophical saying :p

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Men are like dogs. One must beat them regularly or they chew your socks and chase every bitch in town.
TJBM is holding their ribs so they don’t fracture from the laughter.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Haha! Very true!
Actually there used to be a Facebook status with the similar content to the one you post :) The status is roughly translated as: “Men are like dogs, always come to me whenever I whistle”. The status received tons of rocks afterward :)
TJBM throws rocks.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

When I was a little girl, living on a farm, I used to throw rocks at our pond. I was trying to make them skip, but I wasn’t very good at it.
TJBM was very talented in their childhood.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Oh yeah, my comics. When I was young I drew comics and picture books. But at that time I rarely added words into them, so only I understood what the stories were about. Thus, it was easy to bypass the adults’ eyes; they thought I was just drawing stupid pictures.
Only when I added words to a certain comic that the adults began to view my “masterpiece” in a different angel. But hell, instead of appreciating what I did, they enthusiastically forbade me from drawing more comics, saying it would “distract me from my schoolwork”, “drive me insane”, blah blah blah. I just couldn’t understand why.
I still have to plan my stories in the dark (and subsequently my research materials, like the mafia books). I can’t risk letting my parents see what I’m doing :( No one accept the innocent stories I told in the past, let alone something so morbid like the Mafia!
TJBM has a talent but no one appreciates it.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I am an incorrigible punster, but some people try not to “incorrige” me.

TJBM feels like they are “double dipping” between this thread and #57.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I think so too. I shouldn’t have been too impatient in the first place…
TJBM will try to post on TJBM #56 until there are 500 posts.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I will, but I won’t disregard #57.

TJBM will work until past sundown.

Leanne1986's avatar

Not tonight, I hope!

TJBM has to work on Saturdays?

Mimishu1995's avatar

What? It’s Saturday in the States?
TJBM lose track of the date.

Leanne1986's avatar

No it’s Friday. I’m in the UK, not the States but it’s Friday in both. I do have to work on Saturdays though!

ibstubro's avatar

True. I usually know what day of the week it is, but not the date. That’s why the Gourd invented cell phones.

TJBM is jones’n for a burger.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. I’m Mafioso of the 1995!
TJBM thinks we should focus on TJBM #56 first then #57 later.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

♪ ♫ ♪Doesn’t really matter…Anyone can see…Nothing really matters to me! ♪ ♫ ♪

AshLeigh's avatar

TJBM is five feet tall.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

and then some…Thanks, @AshLeigh, for taking up the slack caused by my cerebral flatulence!

TJBM sometimes experiences cerebral flatulence.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I don’t know, but some tell me that I do :(
TJBM will teach me how to create musical note for my post.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

“Copy/paste” I use it a lot.

TJBM will now say “Good night!”

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I say “good sleep” (it’s not night here yet)
TJBM is ready for bed.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes! Just got home from my brothers wedding. Cried like a baby.
TJBM also cried today.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I understand your weeping. I guess he was a good brother to you and now he has to leave… you cried of joy and of pain…
And no, no tear shed today.
TJBM is logging out.

reijinni's avatar

nope, didn’t log out. still here.
TJBM has something that they can’t get rid of.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep. Maybe round #5 of these strong antibiotics will finally do the trick.

TJBM is not squeamish about getting IVs – or maybe many of you call it a drip..

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t think I’ve ever had one. Not that I remember, at least.
TJBM has never had surgery.

ibstubro's avatar

True. In office only. And I hope to keep that streak going.

TJBM has eaten a reptile.

Mimishu1995's avatar

FRIED FROGS!
TJBM has eaten something disgustingly good!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Chocolate covered ants! I guess it depends on your cultural point of reference.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

TJAM is . . . . @Yetanotheruser

TJBM is waiting for me to complete my thought. I think . . . .

Mimishu1995's avatar

Who need to wait?
TJBM has to wait.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Ok. Wait time is over. What a patient lot we are today!

TJBM sometimes runs out of patients.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yeah! The evidence: sometimes I get too impatient that I have an urge to post “bump” in some thread so that everyone can notice and answer my question NOW!
Luckily most of the time it doesn’t happen. If it did, then I could be a complete ass by now.
But hey, sometimes that kind of impatience does get me somewhere! (like today)
TJBM has just had a ridiculously great discovery as a result of their impatience! (I just did)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Mmm. No.

TJBM is curious as to what @Mimishu1995‘s ridiculously great discovery as a result of her impatience IS!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Curious, or impatient to know?

TJBM is having leftovers for lunch.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I had Taco Tico today. Will have left over Taco Tico tomorrow.

TJBM WAS curious as to what @Mimishu1995‘s ridiculously great discovery as a result of her impatience WAS, but now TJBM is getting impatient to hear it!

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’d rather hear more about Taco Tico. We had them here in the ‘70s and they disappeared. I wonder if it’s the same chain? Like Godfather’s pizza that died and re-incarnated, and Little Caesar’s that is back. Taco Tico and Aunt Chillata’s predated Taco Bell.

TJBM eats Mexican food, even when tasty margarita’s are (sacrilegiously) not served.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Dutchess_III Haha! Read this and you’ll know :p

And no. I’m an anti Mexican food!

TJBM is noisy today.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I really should have left the chili alone! I can’t believe you heard me all the way there!
TJBM noticed @Mimishu1995 has reached 5K!

AshLeigh's avatar

I did notice! Halfway to the mansion! I saved the room by mine for you, @Mimishu1995!
TJBM wants to have a pool party in the mansion.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Mimishu1995 Congrats on the 5K M Maybe you’ll catch up with me some day. :) Just kidding. You are a great jelly.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Pool party at the mansion? I thought that was an permanent on-going event.

TJBM knows about another permanent on-going event.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Mimishu1995‘s double party!

Thanks everyone! You guys have been great friends to me :) Never before have I been in such a great place like this one :D

TJBM is overjoyed.

AshLeigh's avatar

You bet.
TJBM is probably a dragon.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Sometimes. Depends on how I’m wakened after a fun night.

TJBM had a fun night.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Fun night, and fun day too :D
TJBM is now drown in a pile of “activities for you”.

ibstubro's avatar

No.

TJBM has aspirations to be the new POTUS, but with qualifications.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, no aspirations.

TJBM has no aspirations.

AshLeigh's avatar

False.
TJBM reads by candlelight.

Mimishu1995's avatar

The Pit and the Pendulum, by Edgard Allan Poe.
TJBM is still reading by candlelight.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

My eyesight has gotten very bad. I cannot read by candlelight. I have difficulty reading in daylight.
TJBM loves to bake from scratch.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I love to bake from scratch! I just now started a loaf of whole-wheat flax seed bread in the bread machine. No, I do not use a mix and call it from scratch!

TJBM thinks the scent of fresh-baked bread is wonderful.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sensual even. Hope you have made enough to share with the whole class! I want a taste.
TJBM has made (or tried to) their own wine.

ibstubro's avatar

I have not, but a good friend makes her own and is always trying to foist it off on me. I’m not a wine drinker. I am curious to try her pineapple wine, however.

TJBM thinks “Candy’s dandy, but liquor’s quicker”!
or can name the poet

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I can’t name the poet, but I heard a variation “Candy’s dandy, but sex won’t rot your teeth!”

TJBM thinks Candy’s dandy.

@Jonesn4burgers “My door’s always open, sweetheart!”

Mimishu1995's avatar

<Candy’s dandy!>
TJBM thinks so too :)

Dutchess_III's avatar

I try not to think about it, although it took every thing I had to walk away from a box of mixed chocolates that was 70% off at the drug store!

TJBM likes to get into conspiracy theories.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Sometimes, but I get to the point of “what’s the use?” If it is, it is, and if it ain’t, it ain’t; the only thing I can do about it is take care of myself and my own, and I don’t need a tinfoil hat to do that.

TJBM has made hats out of newspaper.

ibstubro's avatar

Yes. Many moons ago. I can still fold a little square paper balloon.

TJBM thinks origami is cool.

Dutchess_III's avatar

It’s OK.

TJBM has made an anti-alien hat out of a cooking pot.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, because I don’t believe in aliens.
TJBM will try to post until this thread has 500 posts.

ibstubro's avatar

I’ll post until this question reaches 500 posts, as I’m a TJBM loyalist.

TJBM has seen a grasshopper spit tobacco juice.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

At least that’s what we used to call it. There wasn’t a tobacco plant for at least 500 miles.

TJBM believed believes something that defies logic.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not so much defies logic as is almost incomprehensibly, like eternity and black holes and the speed of light.

TJBM just blew their diet out of the water.

ibstubro's avatar

Diet, schmiet. I just slowly increase in size. It’s gonna be a tough day when I admit that I can no longer wear 32” waist. :(

TJBM has mushroom hunted this year.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, but I’ve found a few toadstools in my lawn…

TJBM is enjoying good weather today.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes it is nice weather.

TJBM has a rain gauge in their yard.

ibstubro's avatar

I do not. I’ve never owned one, and I’ve never fully know what they are for. To you really just put that tiny tube out in the rain and then read it? Seems it would be wildly inaccurate to me.

TJBM can be incredibly dense about certain things.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I would like to think not.

TJBM will help count down the next 10 responses.

ibstubro's avatar

True. I’m excited that enough of us stayed put that we got you through to 500!

TJBM is annoyed by impatient rudeness.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Mostly no, because I would be hating myself if I did.
TJBM won’t give up their bad habit.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’m going to give it the old college try this time.

TJBM thinks they’ll give TJBM a rest when we hit 500 here.

Mimishu1995's avatar

My TJBM #57 would certainly agree so.
TJBM has an imaginary friend.

AshLeigh's avatar

I read books. I have hundreds of imaginary friends.
TJBM gets very attached to their favorite fictional characters.

ibstubro's avatar

Occasionally. I like the characters in Wally Lamb’s “I know This Much Is True” that I’ve read the book 6–10 times. Once I closed the back cover and re-opened the front to start in again. I was that way about Steven R. Donaldson when I was young. I couldn’t read and re-read the books enough.

TJBM plays with rubber bands obsessively, until they are put or taken away.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, but it sometimes happens with Rubik’s cube.

TJBM can be downright CDO (that’s OCD, only all the letters are in alphabetical order) about some thing(s).

AshLeigh's avatar

I am diagnosed OCD…
TJBM is incredibly ableist.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’m very supportive of people with disabilities. I do not think it’s a license to be rude, however.

TJBM has a little tear in their eye for all The Jellies Above Them.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Very true.

That’s it. The end of #56. Let’s move to #57.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I think TJBM needs a rest. There is just so much machine gun mafioso malarkey a Jelly can stand.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Why is it the end of 56?

ibstubro's avatar

56 finally reached 500, @Dutchess_III and running 2 threads with the same Q simultaneously has just been drawing them both down. IMO.

Carry on as you like. :)

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