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What are some funny/weird newspaper headlines you can remember?

Asked by ucme (40420 points ) March 28th, 2014

This has surely been asked before, but there’s a whole new batch of crazy headlines popping up on a daily basis.
I ask this more as an excuse to show a headline I saw t’other day.
Oh & will you look at that, there it is lurking below…

http://m.imgur.com/ilEUUVF

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janbb's avatar

“Automatic Toilet Shoots Oldster Through Ceiling”

longgone's avatar

“Was Hitler a Woman?”

GloPro's avatar

That dog looks pretty happy, and he’s about to fall asleep. Finally, someone good at his job!

bea2345's avatar

“Freeze on Pools” – when the Trinidad and Tobago Government announced that it would no longer issue licenses for gaming pools.

janbb's avatar

“Sled Dogs in the Yukon Forced to Evacuate”

Symbeline's avatar

Short of making something up, nothing comes to mind…but I liked those fake newspapers where they make up outrageous news as a kid. I used to find them in corner stores for like 79 cents, those were hilarious.
Things like, Goliath’s skull found in the middle east! Then they show a skull with a hole in the forehead, or one I had was Satan’s skull found, where there was a monstrous looking skull on the cover with goat horns on it. The stories inside were priceless, like one I remember was Africa being attacked by giant ants, and someone dismantling the San Francisco bridge in one night and stealing it. Man I miss those. Lol.

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